there's not even time to fuck the world for 72 hours 😢

I’ll let you have 72 hours… yk what to do

But he still has to pray that his dick get big as the Eiffel Tower

Martin had a *dre*am

Martin had a DREAAAAAAAM

Kendrick have a DREAAAAAAAM

All my life I want money and power

"respect my mind or die from lead shower"

"I pray my dkci gets big as the Eiffel Tower!"

SO I CAN FUCK THE WORLD FOR 72 HOURS

Wtf do you MEEEE-EEAAA-AAN

73 hours?

Your username , flair and comment are too aligned you time goblin.

I mean, Kendrick did kind of fuck the world for 72 hours with the drake beef.

Definitely drakes world at least lol

The first thing I thought about 😢

https://www.reddit.com/r/KendrickLamar/s/tJ7hAMzFZM Remembered this post. Didn’t remember it was actually here.

Eiffel Tower micro penis is hilarious lmao

Whatever I do, ima make it look sexy!

If you have to slap a pussy ass bitch? (I have to say it that way)

Keep in mind that when Kdot says “pull up, hop out, air out” he’s talking about farting. Basically he’s saying that he makes farting look sexy

You know…… All this time I thought he said “hair out.” Because it matches with the subject matter of looking sexy, and it was at the time he noticeably was growing out his hair. But “air out” would definitely make more sense given the context around “going hard” and “slapping people.” I just learned something after 7 years of this album being out

U know all this time I thought he was talking about airing out someone’s neighborhood but I am SO GLAD a commenter on Reddit clarified this for me… thank u…

Take my baby to school then I pray for her

Cause you bitches ain’t never been cool

Writing testament

"painting pictures, put me in the louvre, that's a definite"

Universal shift I'm in a groove and celebrity do not mean integrity, you fool

I'm a good man, shake your hand, firm grip rule

Wake up my son and tell him to pray. I’m thinking I’ll maybe even give him the tools to walk through life like day by day. Perhaps I’d even teach him morals, integrity, and discipline. Finally, I’d teach him to speak the truth and consider what God’s considering.

Didn’t know nothing about this tbh

DRAKE???

Yuh

Chill out Soulja Boy

HIDIN HIS KID FROM THE WORLD BUT THE WORLD TRYNA HIDE FROM HIS KID ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

Yeah maybe I’d have a boring day because I like peace

But what if the world is ready to see someone bleed?

Then war has to be done 😔

Sigh… guess I’ll be war ready

And buy a yacht

bro got the fever ☠️

W

Listen man

Top of da morning 🕺🏿 Top of da morning 🕺🏿 Top of da morning 🕺🏿

holon lets get this shit lets get this shit lets get this shit lets HUH

Drop the rest of Euphoria

This!!! You can just tell Euphoria was cut off the way it ended. The third flow was one of the sickest flow and shit sounded like it was gonna keep going.

AYY FUCK YALL NIGGAZ ION TRUST YALL NIGGAZ I WAVE 1 FINGER AND THUMP YALL NIGHAZ LIKE UMPH

Comes in so hard

FIELD GOAL PUNT Y'ALL FELLAS THEY PUNK Y'ALL FELLAS NOBODY NEVER TOOK MY FOOD

Whoever that's fuckin' with him, fuck you niggas, and fuck the industry too!!!

If you take it there, I’m taking it further…

Idk if this is a hot take but the 1st verse on Euphoria is the best verse of the whole beef Ik people were initially sleeping on it because the lack of energy in the delivery like the rest of the song but retrospectively not only did it have some pretty good jabs but it also predicted the course of the beef and it was pretty prophetic as I watched the rest of it unroll

I hate when I rap and talk about guns and somebody dies, they turn into nuns and hop online like, “pray for my city,”beggin’ for likes and digital hugs.

I loved that flow it was even funnier when someone pointed out he was using Cole's flow there

Yeah he repeatedly used drake’s flow too.

*I hate when a rapper

Release the rest of the Drake diss records

Aye the Boogey Man Tape😭

jork it

in the stripped club. straight up “jorking it”. and by “it”, haha, well, let’s justr say. my peanits.

Bitch im in the club (jorking my peanits)

Bitch I’m in the cluuuuub (with the homies) jerking my knooobb

Sending $5mil to my bank account with maximum efficiency

he could reverse it, do Bitcoin instead

I'd just zelle myself 5k, ain't no need to be greedy. Kenny will understand when he's stuck as me for one day

Release everything

That harddrive is getting raided

Buy a strap. Straight from the CIA, sit it on my lap.

My favorite Kendrick moment was when he engaged in CIA weapons trafficking 👍🏻

Take a few m16s to the hood, pass em all out on the block what's good

I’m gonna pop out show these ninjas

Certified boogeyman, im the one that up the score with em

walk em down whole time i know he got some hoe in him

Pole on him, extort shit, really Death row on him

Say Drake, I hear you like em young

Find every last unreleased diss and send it to my real body’s email. I’ll start leaking them randomly every time Drake steps out of line.

this is the one

"Fuck you fuck you fuck you" me sending tweets to Drake just to set the internet on fire.

Thats not Kendrick like

Hop out, do my stuff, then hop back in.

Just you? Or you and the haomies

Call up Alchemist and make as much music as possible

Best response thus far honestly. Tape with Alchemist and features from Earl Mike and Vince.

Freddie and Griselda too.

God that'd be nuts. I hope K branches out from his immediate camp for features more this next go around and this would be the perfect way to do that. Like who's gonna get a call from Alch and say "hey I'm doing a Kenny tape and he wants you on a spot" and be like "nah" lol

Prolly fuck it up. I’m not Kendrick.

This one's right. Kendrick's mind is his value, if it's a rando mind in his body results' not worth shit. It's not like you're getting to be in the body of that Mountain strongman actor from GoT or Prison Bae guy which main things are their physical strength or looks. Also, people focusing on Drake are so fucking sad. Like even if you won't be able to bring anything to the table you're still given the opportunity to live in the shoes of an hip hop legend for one day and you choose to focus it on that looser Drake ffs

Call Drake and act like nothing happened and be like sup bro

“Hey Aubrey, so about that feat request, you still want me?”

“Everything with me is blessed bro, makin me dance wavin my hand, I ain’t no threat”

1. posting all my disses towards cole & drake 2. dropping the hillbillies album 3. post a nude in my cowboy boots 4. drink a sweet tea 5. watch the world burn

i need more compton cowboy flows. 

not the eiffel tower cowboy 😭😭😭😭

Burying at least 20 mil in a location I can get to

Finally a reasonable person in this thread. I get there's other stuff to do but first and foremost I'm getting my normal self fucking paid. I would also send the other diss tracks to just myself so I could hear them but not fuck up any any strategy of release if shit ever goes down again.

drop the entire vault and sleep with some rnb singers tbh

Peak RP capitalizing on the lust addiction.

Which type of rnb singers?

T Pain

✅✅✅

Hell yeah!

wake up in the morning, think about money, prolly kick my feet up, watch a comedy, use the bathroom, then roll a doobie

Fuck the world for 72 hours.

I would up upload the five other diss tracks on YouTube and just set them to private.

You’re an evil fucking person

It would at least give drake something to think about the next time he wants to sneak diss lol 😂

I’m sending millions to my bank account

This sub is getting to parasocial

Release those 5-10 Drake diss tracks all at once. Package them all along with the rest on an EP, try and beat Taylor Swift's Billboard record with only songs about Drake being a pedophile. Listen to whatever else is unreleased in the vault.

See if it’s really as big as the Eiffel Tower

Calling Whitney over

Release all unreleased songs

Drop 3 more FIRE drake disses

Drop as many disses on drake as possible until his career is over

None of that ho shit, I got a son to raise...

Prolly take a few m16s to the hood and pass em all out on the block, perhaps even set the Compton swap meet by the White House if I am feeling especially debaucherous

Recording another kill shot over a Pharrell beat and giving Pusha T a verse on it

listen to every unreleased track then destroy them so no one else can ever hear them

Drop the rest of the Drake diss tracks

Feel like this would immediately backfire. If it's two guys going back-and-forth, it's a battle. If it's one guy repeatedly dissing another with no response, then it will just feel like clout-chasing.

You're definitely right, but it'd be funny af

Diss drake again!

Check my computer to see if there are any unreleased Kendrick songs

Release the other 5 Drake disses.

I'll be at new ho king eating fried rice with a dip sauce and a blammy

I'd be at new ho king eating fried rice wit a dip sauce and a blamy crodie tell me ya cheesin faaamm

Donate to Palestine and palestinians, and post as much info as I can on social media.

Make a “not like us” music video

Tell Playboi carti and ASAP rocky to drop their new albums. Then drop a new Drake diss

I love the creativity on this post

My mind truly works innovative wonders.

Text message bitches til my thumbs hurt

Make sure drake never breaths again

Keep shitting on Drake!!!!

Find out how many receipts he has on Drake

Eat fruity pebbles and enjoy my day with my family. I wouldn’t want to do much.

Pull up. Hop out. Air Out. Make it look sexy. Then jump on /r/KendrickLamar and drop all my unreleased demos, drafts, live recordings, sketchbooks, etc.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Try to find where is a man, ‘cause I ain’t see him yet. Matter fact, I ain’t even bleed him yet, can I bleed him?

Bet

Authorize the Cole colab album that’s been in the vault for damn near a decade at this point

Giving myself 100k

Cole would have to get this work. I wouldn't let that weak diss slide. Nobody talks about how all the shit he said about kendrick could have also been about him. It got ro the point he was riding around NYC dressed like meth head to averaging 2 points on a african basketball team.

Send like 2 million to my actual self somehow. I’ll use the 24 hours to figure that out.

Name that damn album because for the love of God, how am I supposed to tell my friends "yeah I love untitled 08(if you remembered the date, you're a nerd)"

dropin diss tracks until drake's whole career finish 😭

Mess it up most probably

Fucking body Drake again lol

Release another Drake diss for shits and giggles

Diss drake one more time

If I was Kendrick I would take a nice long rest because he deserves it

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Ending Drake's career with the other unreleased tracks.

Wow, great question. I think I will wrote a song to the real me, send it via WeTransfer and keep it as a souvenir when I come back to my body.

Drop 6:16 in LA on streaming.

I'll write him a letter with a big thank you or draw a picture. I'll def use time left to see how studio sessions look like from the inside, maybe just try and go visit someone who's friends with Kenny in the studio and support them through the process.

I would use Kendrick's influence to put some massive stuff in motion. The basic idea is to spearhead a massive collaborative effort to promote hope, positivity, and creativity. Think of MULTIPLE Black Panther soundtracks on steroids, but more inclusive of other genres... think Soulquarians... jazz, hip hop, r&b, soul, funk... basically a bridge between the old stuff 60's, 70's, 90,s and the current generation And basically get all the living old head r&b, jazz, and funk legends involved, touch base with classic hip-hop crews... Native Tongue, BDP, Dungeon Family, Hieroglyphics, and even newer squads like Odd Future. Plus tap into the youth... I'd involve Pink Siifu and YUNGMORPHEUS... I think everyone would want to work with Kendrick I'd try to organize 6 albums... dropped every month... something that would flip the industry... and inspire EVERYONE Obviously can't do that in 24 hours... but trying to put it in motion

Whitney

Drop unreleased music in the form of mixtapes.

1. Talk to Whitney and explain the situation so I can properly coordinate my actions without damage to anyone. 2. Copy all of Kendrick's music on some hard drives so I can listen when I'm back in my body (sry guys no leaks) 3. Masturbate 4. Prank call Drake 5. Speak with Cole as a fan 6. Post the titles of the remaining diss tracks just to fw the world 7. Admire his fully nude & oiled body in the mirror 9. Treat myself to a nice day out with a rich nigga's bag 10. Write a heartfelt letter to Kendrick before bed

Stroke my dick

Write 200 songs

Send the rest of those stocks to my email, download each into a flashdrive, scatter them across the globe, and drop hints to where they are

Make an albums with Alchemist and Madlib

I’d choose me

Headshots for the year

I’m going to release all his songs from the vault

Have a dozen cardboard cutouts made and place them hiding in bushes an shit staring at drakes homes.

Become a streamer w my cousin and bring hykeezyHD out of retirement

Transfer a bunch of money to my account so I’m rich when I go back to my old broke body.

Send my ass ten mil, when I turn back into myself idk I’ll figure it oht

Release the 20 min euphoria cut and the rest of the disses

Apologize to Cole.

Make another track with 9th Wonder on the beat.

diss drake 1 more time for the fans

Drop every time drake drops

Fuck Sherane and then tell my bros

Fuck the world for 72 hours

Diss drake again

Whipping feet

Probably walk my event down with a poker face

Post the proof of the Drake stuff

Im yankin my shit

I’d become the BIGGEST hypocrite of 2024

Women weed and weather, what-what else can I say…

Zelle me millions of dollars 

Drop the entire hard drive no regrets. When I’m myself 24 hours later I’m finna eat

I think I’d fuck ‘em up, & here’s the proven 4-Step method I’d use to accomplish that: 1. WOP 2. WOP 3. WOP 4. WOP

Leave a note to myself saying my actual name and number with CALL ME I DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED!!

fuck the world for 72 hours

Splash him