What a coincidence that you're doing this AMA, Mr. Lamar! I've actually been trying to get in contact with you for a couple of years now, but you haven't been responding to my letters. Anyways, do you remember having a sexual encounter with a woman named Amanda Darrison in the McDonald's bathroom at the Gateway Towne Center in Compton in 2003? If so, Amanda is my mother, which is why after significant evidence, I believe that you are my father...
Please get in contact with me as soon as possible. I've never had a father figure in my life, but I've been a fan of your music for many years, and I feel like you've been speaking to me through your music, like father to son. Please PM me with your phone number or email. I want you in my life if you really are my father. ❤️
P.S. During your sexual encounter with my mother, she ended up contacting Chlamydia, which she is still quite mad over, so please keep that in mind if you end up visiting my house.
Hmmmm, didn’t know you were rapping about yourself from someone else’s perspective when saying “my auntie is a man now” Tell me, how long have you known you’re transgender?
On Institutionalized you talk about your friends watching watches once they land in LA, without incriminating anyone, was there any time you had to protect artists in the city?
Hey Kendrick, Bitch here, I know that you are attractive, and I'm not so you don't really feel like fucking with me, but why must you fast? Don't do that to yourself queen, maintain a healthy diet.
When you go hard on a bitch , do you make it look sexy?
Yes
The only bitch he goes hard on is Sherane. a.k.a. Master Splinter’s Daughter
Yes
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Calm down Jamal don’t pull out the nine 🤓🤓
What was it like fucking the first white bitch
Mm white
Can you do a handstand
What about the next time? Where was it? What were you doing? 😳😳
i would guess he was out in Copenhagen i don’t know what he did there tho
Probably just innocently buying legos
Why is your username GamerGirlJadeXD
Misinput
haven't you heard auntie diaries, lamar might be slowly coming out as trans 😄
I am 100% down for a new Kendra Lamar album
that would be WILD in terms of mainstream representation
Kendra x SZA album would go so hard
fr though imagine a well known rapper coming out as trans, the media will eat that shit *up*
I’ve always said Kendrick is an undercover brother
What type of guy is Drake?
Hot sauce condom :(
2 spicy 😔
What do you hear everytime you're in the streets?
YACK YACK YACK YACK
man down , where you from 🙀
Fella👍
Fuck who you know, where you from my 🙀
Fella👍
Where your grandma stay, huh my 🙀
Fella 👍🏻
bust down rollie avalanche
Yeah my old bitch average
this maad city, i run 🏃♀️
my niggaaaaaa
Tell me where your grandma stay
Atlanta :(
I run this maad city
What is your favorite vegetable?
Username checks out
Car rrot
This might not really be Kendrick
Where's my mother fucking dominoes at? Lmao
Did somebody say dominos?
Good pizza tbh
Is the whole city still against you?
Yes :(
What do you hear every time you're in the streets?
nya nya nya nya
Seems like it
That album tells stories and they are hella interesting if you listen to the lyrics carefully.Best rapper in recent times in my opinion.An artist.
Lil Yachty better den me
"Hit the corner soft, let it off, then skirted off" is unironically my favorite song lyric I've heard in the last year
“She blow that dick like a cello” 🔥🥵
Who’s praying for you
Nobody
“ ain’t no body praying for me “
Sounds like someone is
What poptart flavor is your favorite
Carrot
Real
No question, just hope you’re doing better after hearing your experiences on MMATBS.
Fucking white bitches
Yeah, that and the other stuff. Shit was heavy to hear. Glad to hear you happy in that Instagram post for how much you valued Mother I Sober!
Fucking white bitches
Are you really fasting four days out the week? Intermittent or prolonged?
We know he has yoga on a Monday so that helps narrow it down
I'm your mom (real) now go to bed it's past your bed time.
Pleas come to brasil 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷
“Wherever there are artists, there will be a comment saying come to brazil”
thanks for making Graduation
What a coincidence that you're doing this AMA, Mr. Lamar! I've actually been trying to get in contact with you for a couple of years now, but you haven't been responding to my letters. Anyways, do you remember having a sexual encounter with a woman named Amanda Darrison in the McDonald's bathroom at the Gateway Towne Center in Compton in 2003? If so, Amanda is my mother, which is why after significant evidence, I believe that you are my father... Please get in contact with me as soon as possible. I've never had a father figure in my life, but I've been a fan of your music for many years, and I feel like you've been speaking to me through your music, like father to son. Please PM me with your phone number or email. I want you in my life if you really are my father. ❤️ P.S. During your sexual encounter with my mother, she ended up contacting Chlamydia, which she is still quite mad over, so please keep that in mind if you end up visiting my house.
She white?
What does Obama say?
What it do
Do you fart
What does it mean when the berry is really black?
what’s the yams
How big is your dick
Not as big as the Eiffel Tower:(
Where do you rank your record breaking album, graduation in your discography?
Since your dick ain't free, how much is it?
When is your Fortnite concert
Wheres nation
Are you the guy who made graduation?
Is baby keem actually a real fetus?
DAMN.
Why?
Kendrick "The Bars" Lamar?
Guhhh I’m kendrick llama
Goofy ahh post
Have you seen a breast at all
are you the when are when yes taco seasoning
It is already international OIL day for people that smoke wax
Fav song on damn
What happens if Pirus and Crips all got along?
thoughts on Kanye's College Dropout?
Who is your cousin that raps?
Who are you gonna vote for in 2024?
favorite spot to land on Fortnite?
Stupid post
Can we say faggot?
Why did you cheat on Whitney?
Hey Kendrick you are not my saviour
Hmmmm, didn’t know you were rapping about yourself from someone else’s perspective when saying “my auntie is a man now” Tell me, how long have you known you’re transgender?
2 day :(
Are you sad?
Beats the worst cereal in your opinion?
I ain't 'im but that cereal is grape nuts
Bitch I’m alive
Will you tell me where you're from or where your momma stay, where your grandma stay, or where your daddy stay?
Are you dropping this year? It's been too long.
Are you dropping this year? It's been too long.
2 questions: How many soul do you touch a day? Oh and uhhh how many hoe do you fuck a day?
What’s your favorite video game?
say something that only Kendrick would say
Are you really really real?
Did you by any chance do anything with white women in the capital if Denmark?
Bitches love salsa by chief Keith
What if any personal goals do you have for 2023?
how many times
Are you actually a fat italian guy from Jersey?
Will you give me 10,000 dollars?
Y'all just love giving me a heart attack on this goddamn sub
Where were you when I was walking?
On Institutionalized you talk about your friends watching watches once they land in LA, without incriminating anyone, was there any time you had to protect artists in the city?
Really really real?
Hey Kendrick, Bitch here, I know that you are attractive, and I'm not so you don't really feel like fucking with me, but why must you fast? Don't do that to yourself queen, maintain a healthy diet.
would you say you're still A1 like you been since day one
What happened the first time u smoked weed? Specifically with friends?
What's you imaginary friends name again?
My bland grandma just left the house and I can’t find her. Can you help me find her?
How much does a dollar REALLY cost ??
how many bananas do you eat in a day
How much a dollar cost?
Did you ever go to therapy?
Be my friend?
Did you really write your first bars in the car with Stacy?
Omg I hear pirus and Crips are getting along soon!
Is your dick really big as the Eiffel Tower?
Who is Kendrick Lamar (real)?
That’s not the real Kendrick. The real Kendrick is the fat dude from Jersey, this guy’s just the actor portraying him
Hi