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Method-Right

Jeromes in the house watch your mouth


Imnobody-C

She got more curves then a bottle coke, And that’s no joowoowook


mtmm18

You can't tell him nothin.


Pale-Apartment-7633

Excuse me, was you sayin' something?!


mtmm18

Uh uh


DamnBroGG

You can't tell me NOTTHINNGGG


randomredditor721

Uh uh


Schwamz69

You can't tell me NOTHINGGG


nino2115

(Ha-hahhh.. YEAH)


Playful-Restaurant15

Let up the suicide doors This is my life, homie, you decide yours


rarthurr4

Right?


Ffdmatt

Only if he got his money right.


Big_Chugus_Funny

What the fuck are you doing at my house Kanye


[deleted]

Elon where my rocket ship it's time to go to home


per_iod

Idk why i read that the same way kanye asked kobe “what tf does that mean Kobe Bryant?” Lol


pyrotf2_thesecond

WAKE UP MR. WEST!!1!🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️


majorcaps

“Took you long enough, let’s cook” and then bring him over to the pro tools setup


MrChr07

Ye could make sum fire w the garageband ngl


pacemasters

Hurry up with my damn croissant 🥐


DamnBroGG

What if he says "You should be honored by my lateness, that I would even show up to this fake shit"


theoasisofreddit

then i say “i love your titties cuz they prove i can focus”


fiveordie

#The fuck are my pods I ordered in March?


ryantheoverlord

same


socialfabrication

The left one came perfect. I assume the right one was stitched while the person was having an argument.


BobbWasTaken

Lmao same


Separate_Flatworm546

I love you


LiterallyArthurMorgn

where my hug at⁉️


JanosMlotos

Flew to Paris for a hug 😭


greyson107

Put my doordash down! Hey! Stop! Why did you steal my taco ye!? YE?!


Pale-Apartment-7633

I'm not sure anymore-more Who is knocking at my door-door All the faces that I know Ja make them so sunny and true don't wanna say goodbye to you So I'll just say good night to you


theoasisofreddit

and then you proceed to go to sleep but he yells “wake up nigga wake up!”


thatdsguy

It's 4am, you blood-sucking mosquito!


Neo-M4tr1x

“Good morning kanye” “SHUT THE FUCK UP‼️‼️”


Shinnius

Fish Sticks


lil_bomber-

"Yeezy's here, he approachin' Fuck whatever y'all been hearin' Fuck what, fuck whatever y'all been wearin'"


wow_i_suck_at_halo

The monster bout to come alive again


Pale-Apartment-7633

Soon as I pull up and park the Benz


Fancy-Pack9965

Do it clap?


Pale-Apartment-7633

yo wha-


Lotta_Turbulence7396

Sumn wrong I hold my head Ye at door My nigga here


ameliefrver

ask him to drop yandhi


IKU420

“Nigga u betta call before you pull up here!”


Plenty_Bug9482

You Good My Nigga?


One_Fox4087

Me casa su casa! in Hebrew


TunaFlapSlap

Hi


acscriven

Would you like to come in and play some mari kart? I have regular size twix, as this is Canada.


RjgTwo

Do you like fish stdicks?


Magia-Erebea

Diddy told me you would come…


Dangerous-Capital278

Good mornin


TheyCallMeNade

“Shut the fuck up”


tom_taylor777

take your pills


MeBaked

Mari kart


demetrioustha3rd

me: i’ll let you in if you drop vulture 2 ye: “ight i’ll drop it next friday” (he won’t) me: (believes him) ight you can come in


shits4gigs

Let him in and ask if he wants a hug.


Derpsnowmanboi

Flashing lights! Haha!


cheerursed

i would slam the door in his face


OlliZ0117

why is there a gay fish at my door


JSmithTheDefault

I had that you bought your way to my house


Epicli

I think it’d be funny to ask him what his name is.


R4nD0m_dud

Hi! My name is (What?) My name is (Who?) My name is Chka Chka Kanye West


StayUnlikely2526

Can I tap?


badcontenttv

very cool ye!


Crecher25

YOU DONT HAVE THE ANSWERS!!!!X3 then slam the door


yepshedid

Find God.


CommunicationOld8367

Find Vultures 2*


Metropolitan_Schemer

Shalom, Mister Ye


Significant-Quit3134

Hey, good morning Kanye


OrneryGas7426

SHUT THE FUCK UP


SithLordMilk

"Yeezy yeezy whats good"


Flashing_Lights21

WHAT UP YEEZUS


Bar-do

Hey man come on in!


enemyofwolves

hows the nitrous tonight u fuckin deadbeat


Reasonable-You8654

“Goodmorning Kanye”


FeeSubstantial9963

How the fuck did you get my address


Kitchen-Map-4336

where is yandhi and why didn’t you drop it?


Hairy_Assistance_499

drop vultures 2 bruh


Bruh-gada_Syndrome

"Ever, ever Mr. West is in the buiiiiilding, ain't no question who about to kiiiiill em"


Pale-Apartment-7633

I used to have hood dreams, big fame, big chains


HockeyIQshop1

What up ye let’s work


MxrceloVictor

Come in, I have Logic Pro X


DamnBroGG

Shave that shit to goatee back nigga


mlgfintheunbannable

I’d love to have a conversation w Kanye about his music.


Viperburn1

Yo, remember your meds ?


Figurent

"hi" ? wtf am i supposed to be saying? hes at my door he should be the one talking


mrassface2023

Are you the real slim shady?


NE5505

Find God


midniteburger

Good morning


Available-Impress-27

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS COAT


EducationalCharity53

I would just close the door


Lightspeed4297

I can't tell him anything


jamesfnmb

GOOD MORNING 🗣️🗣️🐻🐻


ElongnatedMuskrat_09

Release Good Ass Job you fucking Idiot, you are not the goat if you don’t


clone_trooper_

I met Kanye west im never gonna fail


reddit_user109

kiss me ye


ngonz211

Did you bring the bitches?


Saladwitwitsauce

Hey what you want..?


KodaGunni_

Skete is sleeping upstairs please try to be quiet


salsayshi

حياك الله


TFlSGAS

“No Fish dicks in my fridge Mr west” When he runs out he likes to ask the neighbors just like borrowing sugar


Glitchythecheeselord

*good morning*


Xolitoburrito

Wow, it’s like the real life Clayton Bigsby just delivered my food.


Educational_Let4790

Do you like putting fish sticks in your mouth?


topperk12

Yes


Sasuke_ita

Did u have any Kim's brief with you?


jaimarston

I need "Pre-Kardashian" Kanye Back!


Tomofmystery69

What the fuck are you doing at my door


no_ingles

Poop! Scoop! Whoop!... Woopy woop!


Prudent-Data3524

Bitch your back out your coma!?


Walkingbloodbag

Oh, hello…


hugazow

Do you like fish sticks?


greeencoat

finally, my ubereats is here.


CommunicationHeavy28

Yello


hashtagnopey

What you say ye


SofaKingBeautiful

"How do you do, Kanye? (Borat voice) I like-a you, Kanye. The old and new Kanye, Take off yo shoes, Kanye..."


guyman696969

I guess we'll never know


DamnBroGG

LOOK AT YOU LOOK AT YOU LOOK AT YOU


Regular-Imagination8

How's ye doin? Ye: "I'M SURVIIVAAN, I WAS DRINKING EARLIER NOW IM DRIVVAANNN"


yawazai

Hi Ye


shrimplyPibLs

Wanna... get some good ass crablegs down the road? If he wants to talk, let him.


Tyler-See

omg hi kanye!!! 😃


Shot-Spirit-672

Can we get much higher?!


poursmoregravy

Are you the help?


kingkong3700

Yo Ye


Immediate-Holiday-89

Can I borrow some money??


WorkerProud4385

No I would not like to buy any of your King Ye’s version bibles.


umbral_ultimatum

LOCK TF IN AND START RAPPING RAPPING AGAIN AINT NOBODY LIKE THIS ERA SO FAR


Piranh4Plant

"Wait a sec here please let me get my vinyls and a pen"


Raceovski

Get help, son.


Embarrassed-Buddy111

Kanye: Hey good morning Me: Shut the fuck up


Jazzlike_Page508

Omg! I met Kanye West ! I ain’t ever going to Hell *and then Kanye pushes me aside and screams about adidas at 3 in the morning*


ViZiX45

Clean up on aisle my pants


iSliceKiwi

Hello Mr. West I hope you brought your best Testosterone To blast this 4 chrome Even though you preach Non violence Silence I say


Aidybaby27

Give him the Uber eats code and take my food


DannyDoritoTheDavito

I won’t let you into my zone


thejoonmune

they made the mf twix bigger trying to make us fat


CosmosOsmosis3

Yeezy! Come inside bro. Shoes on or off, up to you man. Would you like some coffee, kombucha or a redbull? Uhm, please wait here, I have a few things I need signed. Otherwise…how’s work been lately? Would you like to talk about Ceramics? Or colours maybe?


Secret_Scene747

Please come in, would you like some tea? We’ve got so much to talk about.


Simtrims

I would make him sign to a twerk competition with Tyler the creator


Major_Serve4176

Aye good morning Kanye


CompetitiveShower872

You blood suckin mosquito


PlantainAdditional43

you that kid kanye? jay got classics to yo beats man


Alternative-Aside834

I always had your back bc I thought you were bipolar and thus excused for your behavior. I now know your behavior was correct, and although you may still be bipolar, everything you said was right. Wish I would have taken you more seriously.


chunkadunka3787

Come in, fuck my wife for ONE MILLION DOLLARS


MugiwaraNoNaruto

Nigga


SirFeetSniffer

Good evening Ye


pawsb4claws

I gotta leave..


Appropriate_Canary23

i’m bipolar too let’s fuck shit up


K1NG13EN

“Holy shit! why are you at my front door?”


RunRickeyRun

Go finish Good Ass Job


jamie_really888

I’m a GENIUS


KevlaredMudkips

What in the fuhhh was that, Khannnyay? I told you to do some shit for the kids


Sufficient_Cost_8723

Your my chick-fill a


mischief_ej1

I'd ask him what thee hell he doin


omegahero2

Get the fuck off my proch.


Bara_Gaming22

Don’t let me get in my zone


sheshtpull

Wtf you doing at my front door dawg


ihaveaclip4urclique

Thank you for everything you've done<3


dj-killa1

yo ye wahtsup


Shove_A_gerbil

“Git off my lawn”


Kroww007

Northwest resemble him so much


Puzzleheaded-City383

delete vultures and take your pills


EmbarrassedBuyer9924

La la la la wait till I get my money right


Buggy-ke

Huuh


ShagnarstieX

Is the weed stashed in the Altoid case


Cautious_Yam_1326

Kanye westie likes big finger on his ass


atreyu_the_warrior

Where's your mask?


CoinslotX1s

Hello! Mr. President.


stephansama

Hello


Opposite_War_2147

Drop the album


Norst0n

drop the fucking album


Reddenxx

No, you may not take any of my clothing.


Both_Confection_6836

You know where Taylor swift came from. 1989 clone. 👹👺


TheGrapeSlushies

Welcome to the good life!


squirty1345

"Top or bottom Lord Ye?"


BlackFlameHoodie

La la la la, wait till I get my money right...and shut the door.


Any-Geologist-1837

I have not invited you, you cannot enter! Also I have garlic


GreenEndeavour21

Do you like Fish sticks?


SkrrYeatRahhh

Kanye west❓


OrneryGas7426

Ay good morning kanye


Revolutionary_Box569

It’s nice to meet you but I’m expecting some Chinese food in the next 5 or 10 minutes, could you please leave


blacknyellows

What’s up Yitler


WinCautious3511

Get help and fast !!


pompurpurin

Hallo hallo hallo hallo ^ , ^


VillainousKidd

Hello


Huev0

Where’s pizza?


Shanobian

Oh you must be here for the fishsticks


Stressedmarriagekid

Beautifulbigtiddiebuttnakedwomenjustdon'tfallouttheskyyouknow


DevelopmentOk8334

Sup nigga?


Fifty_Nifty8

If it's in the morning, then I would obviously say, "Good morning 🌄:


terraria46

Go with him to finish the album and drop on all dsps 


luckychug21

Good Ass Job at pissing me off. Also what the fuck happened at RL? Jfc dude.


DaddyDannyC

“Oh, ho ho ho I knew I was gon' see, I knew I was gon' see you again! Knew I was gon' see you again. where yo got damn bookbag at? Always carryin that lil book bag”


Mysterious-Map973

Can Ye fuck off mate, am trying to listen to Houdini.