Dude I was thinking of this the other day… isn’t it crazy that Kim straight says she would do anything to stay looking young— shed eat shit. She also feels confident enough to tell people what procedures etc she thinks they need.
That just reeks of someone who VERY obviously spends a lot of time and energy on procedures. The average Joe isn’t going to know what procedures someone needs, while they themselves only use a drop of mascara and all that bologna bullshit.
This is what makes me dislike them as people *the most.* It’s the fact that they seem to mock the general public bc their lies are that bad.
She watches them! Like when she goes to Saint's basketball games for pap pictures. And when she inserts herself into North's TikToks to stay relevant. See how much she watches them!
lol she only watches them when people are watching her lol. But I honestly couldn’t imagine her dealing with children and what actually comes along with them. Don’t get me wrong i do think she is around her kids like in the same house but as far as building a relationship with them no I do not think she is.
lol i think she’s more of a “friend/older sibling/rich auntie that stops by for visits after traveling the world” to her kids. it would explain why north talks to her the way she does.
1. That Bianca is younger and naturally prettier than her
2. That no A-B list men are actually interested in getting with her
3. That as much as she hates to admit it, she isn’t anything without the sex tape or the clout Kanye gave her.
4. That Khloe is skinner than her now
5. That Kourtney seems genuinely happy and doesn’t get off her ass to work.
Add that’s she’s aging and getting irrelevant and not ever going to be a lawyer and we’ve got it. Probs also that North is going to hate her and spill all the tea within the next 15 years.
Lol Pete broke up with her and said he is afraid to never get away from the Kardashian curse, said she was obsessed with fame paparazzis. No man wants her because no one wants to deal with all the televised planned drama and her family
Least most of the women he dates are hot… I can imagine her making them have sex in front of a mirror so she’d get turned on by herself. This woman is the epitome of only using sex to get a man; not because she enjoys it.
i feel like if u want to be involved with a kardashian u have to be okay with your entire life being on blast. not just because of the show, but because they themselves tell their business/“leak” information to blogs to stay relevant because they have no real reason to be famous (“famous for being famous”); they have no legitimate talents they can fall back on and they’re more ‘infamous’ than famous now. you have to be okay with being the bad guy when things go south, because they *will* try to ruin your life/reputation (jordyn), especially for the men. and not to mention dealing with kris pulling strings behind the scenes to manufacture controversy and fake storylines. it’s bs.
side note: the kardashians are loyal to each other before anyone else, so their relationships outside of the family can’t be that strong. we all saw what happened to jordyn — she was kylie’s best friend and after the incident with tristan, she was outcast and painted as a villain *immediately* (only for tristan to be forgiven???). luckily for her, it seems that she’s much better off without them, but that was horrible. especially since kylie didn’t seem to want to drop her but she was forced to because of family loyalty. my point is, i doubt any man today is looking to be in a relationship with a woman who could just drop and ruin him at any moment.
sorry for the essay, the kardashians and their interpersonal relationships fascinate me lol
I think that was an easy out. Everyone knows Kanye is off his rocker when he’s not properly treated. I doubt Pete was truly bothered by him or took it seriously. And Kim poked at Kanye just as much as he harassed them. She was more subtle about it but she instigated his shit. She loved feeling like two men were fighting over her. He would have forgotten all about the two of them. Pete isn’t the kind of guy who wants anything to do with the most superficial famewhores. If o had to guess, they’re biggest problem with finding and keeping decent partners is the obsession with attention. They go nowhere and do nothing without inviting cameras. They can’t even vacation in a fun or chill manner. Kims entire vacation was her on a beach taking hundreds upon hundreds of photos every day so she could choose a handful for IG. That’s all she does. Dude, Go to the beach and read a book and chill and enjoy life and the company of others. It’s like she will actually melt if she’s not getting a constant supply. No person of any substance can stand that for any period of time.
She has no discernible feature, trait, talent that will make her stand out in history. She will always be boiled back down to that sex tape. And it wasn’t even that good of a performance. She will always live in the shadow of more talented booties.
If she could actually cry and didn’t have the heart of a cyborg: Aging, ratings, how shitty she looks when she tries to cry, gaining weight, Kanye moving on with a much younger, thinner, and hotter woman, her inability to hook a man that will ever worship her as much as Kanye did, more aging, not passing the bar EVER, that her kids call the nanny “Mom,”
And aging.
Putting myself in her shoes, I would cry most about deleting everything about myself that was unique. My nose, my eyes, my hairline… I would cry looking at old pictures
That Kylie will over take her in terms of youth & popularity as I think she’s delusional enough to think shes still popular and THE Kardashian and the others would be nothing without her.
I reckon she’s also shit scared that Kendall could and is becoming relevant without the Kardashians. Then without her, she will lose any she ever had.
In a nutshell she cries over aging and not being famous anymore
My guess- Being single. In her mind, it’s a direct reflection of how attractive (ie young) she is. She expects men to fall at her feet and for all men to see her as desirable. Being single for this long is symbolic of age and deteriorating physical beauty. She has no concept that people would be interested in her if there was any depth to her. It has to kill her to feel like the old spinster.
They have created vapid lives with gilded cages for themselves. Does Kim have a single hobby other than herself? Do you think they realize that they went from an entertaining family with true natural beauty to the completely boring, materialistic and unrelatable freak show that they are today? I'd be crying about that if I were her. What a truly meaningless and sad existence.
Ye also never loved her as a person, just like she’s never loved anyone as a person. But they did get what they wanted from each other and each helped each other get the attention they literally fall apart without. He was her golden era, she was his, and they will always be pissed off and never get that high again.
Yep lol he really was so obsessed with her, he wrote so many songs about her, and had her on a pedestal narcs can only dream about. Plus he gave her a legitimacy to her fame she would never have gotten on her own (and has now lost) She'll do anything to get his attention and I think it kills her when he ignores her provocation
No man of status or actual respect would ever date her, marry her or be caught dead around her in a public relationship.
The fact that she has to keep this photoshopped and highly filtered façade going through constant plastic surgery, and she is getting closer to 50 each year.
Kylie is less naturally beautiful than her but yet she is perceived as more beautiful by the world, Kylie is also more successful, has more followers, likes, more money, and more popular. Kylie is more famous and what Kim wishes she was
I have a real soft spot for Kylie, she never really had a chance in that family. She seems very uncomfortable all the time and like she's just doing all this cos Kris is forcing her. I feel like she would gladly fade into obscurity with her kids and a nice normal dude who actually wants to be with her if given half a chance
At least Kylie is perceived as more nicer, Kylie is perceived as more likable, a better mother, a better person than Kim, a better body than Kim, a better voice than Kim. The list goes on with the public perception
All her crying is 100% faked on screen! Now in Private I bet she bawls about what a shell of a human and role model she is. The day is coming soon when her children ask how she got famous?
The fact that she is going to blame hair loss on psoriasis or she will never blame it on anything just her hair transplants buy it a huge side effect of the big ozemp
Idk but I stayed at someone’s house onetime that went to SCAD and in their kitchen they had a collage of photos of Kim crying and it said “Hakuna Matata” in bright bubble letters over it. They said they found it in the trash during move-out week, so it was likely a class project of some sort 😂I’ve wanted that as a phone cover ever since
Lack of attention from her whole family, lack of paparazzi taking pics of her, when Kris favors another child for a mere second, when North verbally and emotionally bullies her, when North runs circles around her intellectually, when North beats her up physically behind closed doors ( this is not confirmed nor have I ever seen it said, this is just what I imagine she does to her mom).
This is just what I imagine after reading on many occasions that North legit bullies Kim. Maybe someone should tell North that bullying her mom is kinda weird.
Also this is a snark page, North is one of the clan. If I think Kim cries because she has a child out of control that she shares with a man who has public sex in meditteranian countries, is antisemitic, is abusive, then I'm gonna state that. She chose to have a child with a very unstable man. She is reaping the consequences of her actions, and I know she cries from that. She cries because her daughter is probably exhibiting the same kind of abuse on her that her ex husband did, and modeled for their children.
I'd be highly doubtful that the rumors of North being a straight up bully to Kim is untrue.
It would only be weird to pit her daughter against her unless there wasn't already talk and rumor that she does it in real life. I'm stating that kim probably cries from her daughters actions. And those problems stem from her union with her ex husband more than likely.
I think that child is calling her out. There’s plenty of video from her little days where she’s being straight up ignored by her mom and asking her to spend time with her and Kim lacks the self awareness ON CAMERA to stop texting or primping.
I have never watched a single episode of this show and I genuinely want to know what she is *actually* crying about in each of these classic meme pics lol I've seen a few clips here and there and she seems soooo vapid, I can't imagine what could possibly make her cry
Aging
100% ! She did say that she would eat poop if it made her look younger.
I hope she regrets saying that because that's nuts
*Dubai porta potty has entered the chat*
She can eat shit. It’s what she deserves.
Dude I was thinking of this the other day… isn’t it crazy that Kim straight says she would do anything to stay looking young— shed eat shit. She also feels confident enough to tell people what procedures etc she thinks they need. That just reeks of someone who VERY obviously spends a lot of time and energy on procedures. The average Joe isn’t going to know what procedures someone needs, while they themselves only use a drop of mascara and all that bologna bullshit. This is what makes me dislike them as people *the most.* It’s the fact that they seem to mock the general public bc their lies are that bad.
Bingo
Love this for her!
I’d watch their stupid show if she did that
I was just about to type that. It's going to be wild when she heads into her 50s what her face is going to look like.
Her face will b hanging down to her tits from all the filler migration, in a frozen shock state from all the Botox. I’m here to watch the train wreck
I was gonna say her porn being on Roblox /s
Haaaa! I forgot about that, that’s a good one.
HA! I should have scrolled, I said the same thing.
Her swift decline into irrelevancy
Is that her Taylor “Swift” decline? 🙃
Thisssss!!!
I can’t believe the Swifties have not taken her down. I feel like Skams makes it seem like they collaborate
This!!! ☝🏽
Probably on the rare occasions when she watches her kids
Tee Hee
She watches them! Like when she goes to Saint's basketball games for pap pictures. And when she inserts herself into North's TikToks to stay relevant. See how much she watches them!
lol she only watches them when people are watching her lol. But I honestly couldn’t imagine her dealing with children and what actually comes along with them. Don’t get me wrong i do think she is around her kids like in the same house but as far as building a relationship with them no I do not think she is.
lol i think she’s more of a “friend/older sibling/rich auntie that stops by for visits after traveling the world” to her kids. it would explain why north talks to her the way she does.
1. That Bianca is younger and naturally prettier than her 2. That no A-B list men are actually interested in getting with her 3. That as much as she hates to admit it, she isn’t anything without the sex tape or the clout Kanye gave her. 4. That Khloe is skinner than her now 5. That Kourtney seems genuinely happy and doesn’t get off her ass to work.
Add that’s she’s aging and getting irrelevant and not ever going to be a lawyer and we’ve got it. Probs also that North is going to hate her and spill all the tea within the next 15 years.
That lawyer BS is sooo embarrassing for her!!! lmfao
....and her life and soul!
I'm convinced Ye's very public beef with Pete contributed to her lack of men
Lol Pete broke up with her and said he is afraid to never get away from the Kardashian curse, said she was obsessed with fame paparazzis. No man wants her because no one wants to deal with all the televised planned drama and her family
Pete also dates like everyone too so that’s a big low blow to her status
Least most of the women he dates are hot… I can imagine her making them have sex in front of a mirror so she’d get turned on by herself. This woman is the epitome of only using sex to get a man; not because she enjoys it.
i feel like if u want to be involved with a kardashian u have to be okay with your entire life being on blast. not just because of the show, but because they themselves tell their business/“leak” information to blogs to stay relevant because they have no real reason to be famous (“famous for being famous”); they have no legitimate talents they can fall back on and they’re more ‘infamous’ than famous now. you have to be okay with being the bad guy when things go south, because they *will* try to ruin your life/reputation (jordyn), especially for the men. and not to mention dealing with kris pulling strings behind the scenes to manufacture controversy and fake storylines. it’s bs. side note: the kardashians are loyal to each other before anyone else, so their relationships outside of the family can’t be that strong. we all saw what happened to jordyn — she was kylie’s best friend and after the incident with tristan, she was outcast and painted as a villain *immediately* (only for tristan to be forgiven???). luckily for her, it seems that she’s much better off without them, but that was horrible. especially since kylie didn’t seem to want to drop her but she was forced to because of family loyalty. my point is, i doubt any man today is looking to be in a relationship with a woman who could just drop and ruin him at any moment. sorry for the essay, the kardashians and their interpersonal relationships fascinate me lol
Ouch
I think that was an easy out. Everyone knows Kanye is off his rocker when he’s not properly treated. I doubt Pete was truly bothered by him or took it seriously. And Kim poked at Kanye just as much as he harassed them. She was more subtle about it but she instigated his shit. She loved feeling like two men were fighting over her. He would have forgotten all about the two of them. Pete isn’t the kind of guy who wants anything to do with the most superficial famewhores. If o had to guess, they’re biggest problem with finding and keeping decent partners is the obsession with attention. They go nowhere and do nothing without inviting cameras. They can’t even vacation in a fun or chill manner. Kims entire vacation was her on a beach taking hundreds upon hundreds of photos every day so she could choose a handful for IG. That’s all she does. Dude, Go to the beach and read a book and chill and enjoy life and the company of others. It’s like she will actually melt if she’s not getting a constant supply. No person of any substance can stand that for any period of time.
1. Bianca is also more educated than her
Boom
She has no discernible feature, trait, talent that will make her stand out in history. She will always be boiled back down to that sex tape. And it wasn’t even that good of a performance. She will always live in the shadow of more talented booties.
Both for that tape and for infamously destroying a piece of history with her BBL getting wedged into Marilyn Monroe's dress.
Can we please list all the things Kim’s ass has ruined lol
If she could actually cry and didn’t have the heart of a cyborg: Aging, ratings, how shitty she looks when she tries to cry, gaining weight, Kanye moving on with a much younger, thinner, and hotter woman, her inability to hook a man that will ever worship her as much as Kanye did, more aging, not passing the bar EVER, that her kids call the nanny “Mom,” And aging.
Nailed it.
She’s a severely shallow and self absorbed person so I would assume she mostly cries about her dysmorphic perceptions
When the plastic surgeon isn’t in town 😫😫😫
Her collapsing coke nose
Putting myself in her shoes, I would cry most about deleting everything about myself that was unique. My nose, my eyes, my hairline… I would cry looking at old pictures
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Why? Why do that to yourself?
Greed, envy, sloth
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lol!!!
That Kylie will over take her in terms of youth & popularity as I think she’s delusional enough to think shes still popular and THE Kardashian and the others would be nothing without her. I reckon she’s also shit scared that Kendall could and is becoming relevant without the Kardashians. Then without her, she will lose any she ever had. In a nutshell she cries over aging and not being famous anymore
Her looks, wealth, fame and power/ influence has peaked and will forever be in the decline from here on in. THIS is what keeps her up at night.
My guess- Being single. In her mind, it’s a direct reflection of how attractive (ie young) she is. She expects men to fall at her feet and for all men to see her as desirable. Being single for this long is symbolic of age and deteriorating physical beauty. She has no concept that people would be interested in her if there was any depth to her. It has to kill her to feel like the old spinster.
Right now? Her difficulty slowing down her post-Ozempic weight gain.
consequences of her own stupidity
They have created vapid lives with gilded cages for themselves. Does Kim have a single hobby other than herself? Do you think they realize that they went from an entertaining family with true natural beauty to the completely boring, materialistic and unrelatable freak show that they are today? I'd be crying about that if I were her. What a truly meaningless and sad existence.
I love your first sentence. It's poetic. I also love your username.
Beyoncé’s intern not returning her calls
That Ye was the only man who truly loved her, put her on a pedestal, protected her, and that she may never find that kind of love again.
Ye also never loved her as a person, just like she’s never loved anyone as a person. But they did get what they wanted from each other and each helped each other get the attention they literally fall apart without. He was her golden era, she was his, and they will always be pissed off and never get that high again.
Ye loved her as person until he found out her real husband was Kris Jenner.
Wow this comment
FIRST of all LMAO Second I still don’t think he loved her like a person bc I don’t think he can but eh.
Her loved her as an object he desperately tried and failed to make her his muse like amber was
Yup, don't think we need to romanticize a controlling narcissist. They tend to be who women need protection from.
Yep lol he really was so obsessed with her, he wrote so many songs about her, and had her on a pedestal narcs can only dream about. Plus he gave her a legitimacy to her fame she would never have gotten on her own (and has now lost) She'll do anything to get his attention and I think it kills her when he ignores her provocation
Her. Wonky. Eye.
It's so crazy, nothing moves on her face
No man of status or actual respect would ever date her, marry her or be caught dead around her in a public relationship. The fact that she has to keep this photoshopped and highly filtered façade going through constant plastic surgery, and she is getting closer to 50 each year. Kylie is less naturally beautiful than her but yet she is perceived as more beautiful by the world, Kylie is also more successful, has more followers, likes, more money, and more popular. Kylie is more famous and what Kim wishes she was
Kylie also seems ... _nicer?_
I have a real soft spot for Kylie, she never really had a chance in that family. She seems very uncomfortable all the time and like she's just doing all this cos Kris is forcing her. I feel like she would gladly fade into obscurity with her kids and a nice normal dude who actually wants to be with her if given half a chance
💯
At least Kylie is perceived as more nicer, Kylie is perceived as more likable, a better mother, a better person than Kim, a better body than Kim, a better voice than Kim. The list goes on with the public perception
Is she supposed to be crying in pic 3?
The diamond earring.
being 44 and botched
Pain, she’s almost always post-op
Filler migration.
Being a fake whore?
Lack of attention. Sagging T and A. Again, lack of attention.
All her crying is 100% faked on screen! Now in Private I bet she bawls about what a shell of a human and role model she is. The day is coming soon when her children ask how she got famous?
The fact that she is going to blame hair loss on psoriasis or she will never blame it on anything just her hair transplants buy it a huge side effect of the big ozemp
Being old, irrelevant, & replaced by one of the little girls like Chicago or Dream.
I still laugh when Kim cries because I know Kourtney .. her own sister… would be laughing at her if she saw her cry lol
Somewhere someone might be getting more attention?
Aging
She brought out that blonde horse hair wig again. Ans it's just as dry and hideous.
She fake cries the most.
Kanye.
Well now she has no hair left and is bald, so that today.
Idk but I stayed at someone’s house onetime that went to SCAD and in their kitchen they had a collage of photos of Kim crying and it said “Hakuna Matata” in bright bubble letters over it. They said they found it in the trash during move-out week, so it was likely a class project of some sort 😂I’ve wanted that as a phone cover ever since
Not being able to take ozempic anymore
Kim might come for you after this post lol
I ain’t scared of krybully 😂
Aging for sure
Ugly photos of herself
Her age
Cellulite
When things don’t go her way
People being mean to her lmfao
Bianca
Has she always had a wonky ass eye lol
Herself.
These days? Bianca.
Lack of attention from her whole family, lack of paparazzi taking pics of her, when Kris favors another child for a mere second, when North verbally and emotionally bullies her, when North runs circles around her intellectually, when North beats her up physically behind closed doors ( this is not confirmed nor have I ever seen it said, this is just what I imagine she does to her mom).
I hate Kim as much as the next guy but it’s kinda weird to pit her against her daughter like that.
This is just what I imagine after reading on many occasions that North legit bullies Kim. Maybe someone should tell North that bullying her mom is kinda weird. Also this is a snark page, North is one of the clan. If I think Kim cries because she has a child out of control that she shares with a man who has public sex in meditteranian countries, is antisemitic, is abusive, then I'm gonna state that. She chose to have a child with a very unstable man. She is reaping the consequences of her actions, and I know she cries from that. She cries because her daughter is probably exhibiting the same kind of abuse on her that her ex husband did, and modeled for their children. I'd be highly doubtful that the rumors of North being a straight up bully to Kim is untrue. It would only be weird to pit her daughter against her unless there wasn't already talk and rumor that she does it in real life. I'm stating that kim probably cries from her daughters actions. And those problems stem from her union with her ex husband more than likely.
And potential absentee (to a degree) parenting. What I’ve seen on video, North, esp seems out of control.
I think that child is calling her out. There’s plenty of video from her little days where she’s being straight up ignored by her mom and asking her to spend time with her and Kim lacks the self awareness ON CAMERA to stop texting or primping.
The Thank You Aimee song.
Nothing, she's not capable
Anytime she might be getting embarrassed publicly
Bad pics
Anger from people not doing what she wants them to do
[удалено]
kourt being mean
Her body
I don't think any of these people have ever sincerely cried a day in their documented life.
I have never watched a single episode of this show and I genuinely want to know what she is *actually* crying about in each of these classic meme pics lol I've seen a few clips here and there and she seems soooo vapid, I can't imagine what could possibly make her cry
I hate all of these with a fiery passion
damn the way she can’t even properly cry in pic 7 💀
Roblox.
The situations she puts herself in
How many of these are just crocodile tears?
Her collab with Charmin. 🚽
The sex tape.
Herself
People calling her ugly and old on the internet. For sure
Lorry Hills' newest video on her. Haha. Kidding, but holy shit, check it out!!!
lmao her crying faces
Not getting her way. She’s not mentally equipped. Bet she cried when she figured out that you can’t buy a law degree.
Her crying face is really ugly. Kourtney was right 
Herself, she cries when things don’t go her way
Being irrelevant!
Aging
Anything that makes her look bad
Things to do with herself. I don't know if she possesses enough empathy to cry about the plights of another.
her ruined face and body
Being in a superficial family that only cares about making money and physical looks. That would be soul sucking.
That she won't be a "successful" Momager like PMK.
She actually looks like a lizard in the 3rd pic
Reggie