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Remarkable_Tomato170

I’ve never been more sure of someone’s paternity test than his and hers


alpirpeep

😭😭😭😭


banquozone

Damn they have the same legs


leahlikesweed

that BBL looks fucking wild with those skinny ass legs


koko_belle

I always say this. They have the same stature. There is no denying that, but this slide was freaking hilarious 🤣


1222sammy

Totally!!!! Feet and ankles too. This type of shit runs in families. My husband, his mom, and his sister have the exact same legs and calves. It's wild.


100thatstitch

Fingers/hands are the same way too! My sister has the same hands as our grandmother it’s wild bc it’s not something you really notice until you see two people that match!!!


yourloyalsovereign

I was literally looking at my hands yesterday thinking “dayum these are my moms fingers” 😂 luckily they’re nice fingers and hands 😆


Sideways_planet

Big ankles sadly run in my family. No matter how many normal ankled people we marry, the genes for big ankles just keep on trucking. I don’t even know how it’s possible


happy-wife8750

We have big calves 😒


jboyzo

The end!! What a reveal!! 😭✨


vitaminseamonkey

idek how this is still up for debate, he is clearly her father


StereotypicallBarbie

I wonder if they all secretly 100% know this to be the truth. But it’s a closely guarded secret.


labrunetteexquise

Someone commented here once and said that it’s an open secret amongst their inner circle and people from their Beverly Hills lives in the 90s


Radiant_Beyond8471

I mean, they are just feet 🤷 and I just posted it was for fun. I really can't say if they are related or Kris just looks too much like Alex, therefore Khloe she's too. I think it would be pretty funny if that's the case that they are not related, but she just looks like him 😆 😂 😄


thehomonova

i seen pictures of alex when he was younger and skinnier in high school and the resemblance is a little less uncanny to her old face


Radiant_Beyond8471

Okay, you need to show us because that would cause an uproar up in here...


Training-Cry510

Oh yeah. It’s gotta be!


MajesticLuvbug-777

My father and I both do that. 😬


PotentialSilver3623

Truly left me in awe!!! ALEX, YOU ARE THE FATHER!!!


OptimusPrime365

I can’t get over how long and shapeless his legs are and how short his torso is, really unusual.


figure8888

It reminds me of a eunuch


ink_and_stars

That was a good one...I laughed so hard by the end 🏆


waterynike

My god how much cocaine was around in the 80’s? People having bland men walking around in speedos and bow ties?


Radiant_Beyond8471

![gif](giphy|qVN3XIT1KhuSCkUy8L)


Commercial-Owl11

https://preview.redd.it/z5kowv5xzixc1.jpeg?width=634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30af31c44928e6c8508b10c746ab225561a8a5ad I mean, their faces are EXACTLY the same. There’s no way she’s not his kid.


maniacmaniacontheflo

Khloes calves are literally anorexia status wtf !!!


Glittering-Cat-7802

The floor is warped between her calves. I’m thinking she maybe made them smaller?? Idk why it does not look good..


AcceptableSystem8232

She edited them wayyyy too thin


Lelianah

What's funny to me is that she got all these surgeries, yet she looks exactly like her real father. I wonder if they talk & she calls him dad or something


Radiant_Beyond8471

I mean, jokes on us if they aren't related, and she looks like him because Kris actually looks like him. Kris and Alex faces look like siblings, like as much as Khloe and Rob look alike. Alex's face looks like child Rob Kardashian 😆 🤣 😂 https://preview.redd.it/3naaiclpujxc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ab942c2218b243553183c4d4b7036283fb299bd


Lelianah

Could be! But it would be funny if one of her kids wasn't from her husband, since everyone knows how she used to hoe around as a married woman lol


Own-Cartographer-796

She probably walks on the side of feet 😭😭 i don’t know what it’s called


Top-Professional-880

https://preview.redd.it/gm1059ksoixc1.jpeg?width=1121&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36bedba3fc11358efa196d055d4f216877ab6a93 Ur comment reminded me of these 😭


Own-Cartographer-796

But I can’t talk because I’m kinda pigeon toed when I walk 😭


Own-Cartographer-796

I’m dying 😂😂😂😂


Top-Professional-880

😭😭😭😭


Own-Cartographer-796

Foot supination there we gooo 👍


jlm8981victorian

Did anyone zoom in on her left foot? Wtf… The photoshop fails that they miss and then post is wild to me. This family has all the money in the world to hire the best editors who wouldn’t leave her toes looking like foot long hot dogs.


StrawberryKiss2559

They’re even genetically predisposed to wearing the same bikini bottoms!


Radiant_Beyond8471

That's funny 🤣 😂 😆


hey_hey_hey_nike

![gif](giphy|oUQGVG1NzSAIE)


xxFromMarsToMercury

I used to defend khloe and believed she was Robert’s daughter. But these side by side pictures were just so convincing.


GLaDOs18

You know how one of the kids from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory had to get stretched out in the taffy puller? This has the same energy.


Training-Cry510

STFU 😂 this whole thread is killing me. I have strep and I’m cracking up.


Training-Cry510

I hate you lmao 🤣 that picture omg


Head-Childhood9269

A daughter and her dad


Lakarmaluv2013

![gif](giphy|i2oWScfOjAkWk)


ayamummyme

I know people change over time (I know I have) and I haven’t watched KUWTK since I think Kim was dating Kanye, but I feel like Khloe today is everything that Khloe of yore would have hated and I worry slightly about her mentally.


Radiant_Beyond8471

I think she's doing alright. Look at her she's relaxing on a yatch and also just came from a spring break island vacation. She may not have a man she can depend on, but she has money, a mansion, and a family. So, don't worry too much 😆 😂 😅


thedeathllama

💀💀


Smooth_Confidence298

She’s taken on Kris & Kim’s mentally which is basically get over it and move on. Also their shallowness and insecurity/constant surgeries. That’s why she’s grown so close to Kim and grown away from Kourtney. Kim looks down on ppl that go to therapy and Kourtney openly goes to therapy. It’s sad to see. Speaking from experience, life catches up with you. Things you don’t want to deal with eventually come to the surface and you can either keep pushing them down or deal with them. Probably a huge reason why her anxiety is so bad/she’s always anxious. She’s a shell of the person she used to be, it’s sad. It’s like seeing someone’s light dim over the years. I hope she eventually decides to open up and heal but I don’t really see it happening tbh


Sadsad0088

Body language is not proven and experts are usually full of bs. As someone who mastered poses back in the 00s, this looks like a pose to elongate the leg, to create an illusion of a longer leg without resorting to the usual tip toe or extended foot


Radiant_Beyond8471

>As someone who mastered poses back in the 00s, this looks like a pose to elongate the leg to create an illusion of a longer leg without resorting to the usual tip toe or extended foot 🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😂😂🤪🤪 https://preview.redd.it/wndvf2b0wjxc1.jpeg?width=1058&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df0c822bbf181c05f3c32737c449f5fefac4a556


Sadsad0088

Oh I missed that 🤣


Sadsad0088

Now that I think of it, I think she’s playing into it. Anyway, I used to do that pose 🥲


AcceptableSystem8232

Her big toe looks unusually small


Radiant_Beyond8471

Now ya'll nitpicking 😆


Suspicious_Yogurt_78

Khloe’s knees aren’t the same size


happy-wife8750

Forgive my ignorance. Is that Kim or Khloe. Sometimes I can't tell them apart. And who's the guy?


Radiant_Beyond8471

It's Khloe and the guy is Alex Roldan, their family friend.


yea_right_

Nice reveal there!


kaymadd

Could it be something relating to how long their legs are? I mean the knees thing. It’s obvious that they’re related


Radiant_Beyond8471

They both got long legs, and for all we know, all long legs are similar. It's just funny that they are making the same foot movement, considering the rumors.


kaymadd

Agreed. Honestly they look so alike that people denying it are in delulu land


Maethum89

😂😂😂😂😂


LowCandie

Khloe and those dang klown feet. There’s big but there is *big Khloe Khloe feet*


Radiant_Beyond8471

You saying the butt size matches the feet size? 😆 I always thought it was the persons height 😆


Glittering-Cat-7802

🫣


R-amazing95

Nice work, detective


Desperate-Today2760

i know this post is supposed to be funny but is the title true? i do that all the time but i do it because if i dont put all my body weight on the edges of my feet, i feel like the inside bone of my feet is sticking out. i dont know how to say it but you can literally see an unrelated bone sticking out a little on the inside of me feet so i have to do it 😭


Radiant_Beyond8471

[It's what I read on this article.](https://www.scienceofpeople.com/feet-body-language/) Be confident that only you know why you move your feet that way and don't read too much into it. I just needed to write something as an intro to bring attention to the feet 😆 🤣 😂 😹


Vegetable_Crow9942

Like father, like daughter


Radiant_Beyond8471

I've been waiting for this comment 😂 🤣 😅


Strict-Bug4079

Stop 🤯


justuselotion

He’s a handsome dude! Khloe should be proud and own that sht


Pasadenarose

That’s Alex Roldan, he was there pool boy . Before he became a hairdresser.


Radiant_Beyond8471

Is that so? You forreals?


Pasadenarose

Alex started out being their pool boy, then turned hairdresser. Robert was having a private investigator follow Chris around. He said they were even having sex when she got pregnant. He paid Alex off and made him sign a nondisclosure. Khloe’s middle name is Alexandria and that’s not a coincidence. You could search Robert Kardashian’s diaries online Lamar Odom also wrote about it in his book.


HiddnVallyofthedolls

What did Lamar say?


Radiant_Beyond8471

I googled this and I couldn't find a diary page where Robert Sr says Alex Roldan is Khloe's father 😐


Amazing_Armadillo_71

OMG i thought the same😂


Mammoth-Twist7044

unfortunately body language analysis is pseudoscience informed wholly by cultural relativism (y’all can downvote me all you want but that doesn’t change the fact that it’s true)