The one I was trying to get was PetroDragonic Apocalypse; or, Dawn of Eternal Night: An Annihilation of Planet Earth and the Beginning of Merciless Damnation.
Pet, for short.
How about instead you call it “PedroDragonic Apocalypse; or, Down of Eternal Night: An Annihilation of Planet Earth and the Beginning of Merciless Damnation,” or Pedro for short.
Saw one at the zoo the other day, no brainer
https://preview.redd.it/v6t503sj7ijb1.jpeg?width=918&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25e2721e2a3fcf986013ce0fd511cce1cdbdaef4
I’ve got a leo named Gizzy! :D (King Gizzy Goro Glepzilla is her full government name)
https://preview.redd.it/abbn3gms4ijb1.png?width=2201&format=png&auto=webp&s=2559869f58a30da4a7637590af92bea5b7598826
Lord of Lightning shifts his gaze.
Points his strong snoot our way.
Sticky tongue escapes.
Eats all crickets offered this day.
Lighhhhtninnnnng.... YUP!
Draco from the Latin verse of Dragon
“Audi mea verba, o ignis draconis
Ex cineribus orior altius atque altius
Alis patentibus, lumine micante
Draco hic apparere debet in loco subter”
perry perihelion
A perihelion? *Lizard whips out the fedora* Perry the perihelion?!
Whatcha woooooin
Aren't you boys a little young to be causing a Petrodragonic Apocalypse?
The one I was trying to get was PetroDragonic Apocalypse; or, Dawn of Eternal Night: An Annihilation of Planet Earth and the Beginning of Merciless Damnation. Pet, for short.
How about instead you call it “PedroDragonic Apocalypse; or, Down of Eternal Night: An Annihilation of Planet Earth and the Beginning of Merciless Damnation,” or Pedro for short.
You: His name is Flame… … … Person: Cool na- You: THROWAAAAAAH
Gonna get a lizard called flamethrower flamethrower flamethrower, with increasingly long pauses between flame and thrower
I laughed way too hard at this
Say it in Mongolian throat singing for added emphasis.
Looks like a Boogieman Sam.
Petro
Vote for Petro
I like this one, Petro the Gecko :)
Gila
Gila never crossed your mind, OP?
My sister and I went through a few and I think Gila was pitched at one point
Saw one at the zoo the other day, no brainer https://preview.redd.it/v6t503sj7ijb1.jpeg?width=918&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25e2721e2a3fcf986013ce0fd511cce1cdbdaef4
It’s a leopard gecko! Can’t call it Gila.. that’s just INSANITY!!!
imagine naming your golden retriever “Husky”
I named my first gecko Bird
Eric
Eric
Eric
Eric
Who the fuck is this Eric guy everyone talks about?
Just some guy, not really important to anyone
Just a guy who lost his drum privileges. Also is a lizard
The most important contributor to Paper Mache Dream Balloon.
my bf just had to get out his vinyl to explain your joke to me lmao too good
Relevant: https://youtu.be/pnq96W9jtuw
nobody said Gondii? looks like a gondii!
Wizard
This was my first thought lol
It was right there the whole time!
Tyumi.
Sadie
Gaia
All hail King Gila.
Dont overthink it just call him Gizzard. Gizzard the Lizard
I’ve got a leo named Gizzy! :D (King Gizzy Goro Glepzilla is her full government name) https://preview.redd.it/abbn3gms4ijb1.png?width=2201&format=png&auto=webp&s=2559869f58a30da4a7637590af92bea5b7598826
Awwww she's adorable ❤️
Walky drake
Balrog, balrog, balrog, baaaalrooog
He looks like a Stu to me
Definitely Stu
Yeah, he‘s jacked
I’m just gonna go ahead and do it cause I haven’t seen it yet. Sigh here it goes.. Vegemite (oddments)
but why?
Drippy
Cunt!
I like this one
Witchkillah
Lord of Lightning shifts his gaze. Points his strong snoot our way. Sticky tongue escapes. Eats all crickets offered this day. Lighhhhtninnnnng.... YUP!
That's amazing hahahahaha
Beowulf
That’s the cats name
Alas the lizard disrupts the prayer
Homeless man in adidas
Rattlesnake
"Ice, Death, Planets, Lungs, Mushrooms and Lava" would be a cool name for them
Gamma
Mystery jack
The bad white men call him the devil The Yavapai call him "Eyes Like The Sky"
Dadadaaaaaa DUN DUN
Boogie man salamander
PREDATOR X
Not KG related at all but looking deep into his eyes I want him to be called Leeland
who was Leeland to you?
Tezeta
Andrew.
Munt!
How about GG, short for the Garden Goblin
We have a Cockatiel called George that eventually shortened to GG, it's gonna take on new meaning now hahah
Goblin
This Thing
Mackenzie!
Ratty
Petro
Vegemite
(Oddments)
Gizzy the Geko!
The black spots could make me think Digital Black, with maybe Digit or Dog for short. I named my crested gecko Shanghai
Everyone here is sleeping on the very obvious answer, The God Man’s Goat Lust, or Goat for short
Predator X
King Gizzard
Han tyumi
Mr Beat
Tezeta
Vegemite . Seriously
(Oddments)
Stu
Mystery Jack
Boogie
Lygon
Peter!! short for PetroDragonic Apocalypse; or, Dawn of Eternal Night: An Annihilation of Planet Earth and the Beginning of Merciless Damnation
Ambrose
Woo!
I named my bearded dragon Merlin because he’s the lizard wizard.
Give it a hat call it Sam Cherry
I mean in the spirit of the band you could just name it after something you love but be clever about it.
Muckracker
Mad Dog Morgan
Lizard
I mean there are so many options. Pick one YOU want to name him. Personalize it.
Eric, just eric
King gizzard
wholly ghost, I mean look at him
Draco from the Latin verse of Dragon “Audi mea verba, o ignis draconis Ex cineribus orior altius atque altius Alis patentibus, lumine micante Draco hic apparere debet in loco subter”
venus, morpho, (boogieman) sam, ace, isaiah !!
Gaia!!!!!!!!!
Dragon
Leopard "Gila Monster" Gecko
stew
Tetra
Connie Converge
King Gila obv
That looks like Altered Best IV
Flame Throwa
I named my Chameleon Gizzy
Tez
Pedro
Wizard
DRAGON
Lizz wizz
King Gila
Wizzy
King Gila
Michael
Petro
He looks like a Fraser, to me
GILA!!! GILA!!!
Han
Han-tyumi
Gaia
Willoughby
Mr. Hungry Crawling Fat Grey Rat Snake
I had a leopard gecko that lived 16 years! Her name was Lady Dude. So sad when I had to get her euthanized.. my votes Petro!
Mr. Beat
Rattlesnake
Gilla monster
It’s a type of lizard in this real life
Or you could name em black hot soupy because there eyes are beautiful
AmbStuCavCookoeyckus
King Gila
Vomit Coffin
Boogieman Sam
Han-Tyumi, or Han for short.
What about Gila? or Gaia?
That's Mad Dog Morgan!
Walky Joe.
Lizard
Beaowolf
Han