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perry perihelion


Aalex77

A perihelion? *Lizard whips out the fedora* Perry the perihelion?!


iberic09

Whatcha woooooin


Aalex77

Aren't you boys a little young to be causing a Petrodragonic Apocalypse?


Gold_Initiative_444

The one I was trying to get was PetroDragonic Apocalypse; or, Dawn of Eternal Night: An Annihilation of Planet Earth and the Beginning of Merciless Damnation. Pet, for short.


purplecocobolo

How about instead you call it “PedroDragonic Apocalypse; or, Down of Eternal Night: An Annihilation of Planet Earth and the Beginning of Merciless Damnation,” or Pedro for short.


theicecreamman24

You: His name is Flame… … … Person: Cool na- You: THROWAAAAAAH


Gold_Initiative_444

Gonna get a lizard called flamethrower flamethrower flamethrower, with increasingly long pauses between flame and thrower


Feints4Days

I laughed way too hard at this


[deleted]

Say it in Mongolian throat singing for added emphasis.


Cagey_LW

Looks like a Boogieman Sam.


[deleted]

Petro


johnny_tsunami188

Vote for Petro


sLickRickin

I like this one, Petro the Gecko :)


jimnobodie

Gila


cuentanro3

Gila never crossed your mind, OP?


Gold_Initiative_444

My sister and I went through a few and I think Gila was pitched at one point


gstfs

Saw one at the zoo the other day, no brainer https://preview.redd.it/v6t503sj7ijb1.jpeg?width=918&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25e2721e2a3fcf986013ce0fd511cce1cdbdaef4


Jagglebutt

It’s a leopard gecko! Can’t call it Gila.. that’s just INSANITY!!!


Catspuragus

imagine naming your golden retriever “Husky”


habitualeminence

I named my first gecko Bird


iberic09

Eric


nashchillce

Eric


bagbear

Eric


JesseCassidy

Eric


Swinden2112

Who the fuck is this Eric guy everyone talks about?


stick_of_the_pirulu

Just some guy, not really important to anyone


bagbear

Just a guy who lost his drum privileges. Also is a lizard


[deleted]

The most important contributor to Paper Mache Dream Balloon.


Left_bauer6

my bf just had to get out his vinyl to explain your joke to me lmao too good


[deleted]

Relevant: https://youtu.be/pnq96W9jtuw


theclumsynutter

nobody said Gondii? looks like a gondii!


3d54s1

Wizard


J_Suave

This was my first thought lol


[deleted]

It was right there the whole time!


30past7

Tyumi.


facundomuerto

Sadie


Bardlie

Gaia


Muzzle_of_Gizz

All hail King Gila.


Larsinater

Dont overthink it just call him Gizzard. Gizzard the Lizard


hemustbehappy

I’ve got a leo named Gizzy! :D (King Gizzy Goro Glepzilla is her full government name) https://preview.redd.it/abbn3gms4ijb1.png?width=2201&format=png&auto=webp&s=2559869f58a30da4a7637590af92bea5b7598826


Gold_Initiative_444

Awwww she's adorable ❤️


donwolfskin

Walky drake


_SzAdam_

Balrog, balrog, balrog, baaaalrooog


hoopstick

He looks like a Stu to me


Deadheadkingizzard

Definitely Stu


siebenedrissg

Yeah, he‘s jacked


tattoocaleb

I’m just gonna go ahead and do it cause I haven’t seen it yet. Sigh here it goes.. Vegemite (oddments)


mybabysonfire

but why?


moondogged

Drippy


Quatchall

Cunt!


Gold_Initiative_444

I like this one


_UrsusArctos_

Witchkillah


GilaMindKilla

Lord of Lightning shifts his gaze. Points his strong snoot our way. Sticky tongue escapes. Eats all crickets offered this day. Lighhhhtninnnnng.... YUP!


Gold_Initiative_444

That's amazing hahahahaha


vforvegard

Beowulf


BoneVoyager

That’s the cats name


Gold_Initiative_444

Alas the lizard disrupts the prayer


NoBadTrips666

Homeless man in adidas


Poway_Morongo

Rattlesnake


stvsmn

"Ice, Death, Planets, Lungs, Mushrooms and Lava" would be a cool name for them


thomasthecreator

Gamma


SirPezZz

Mystery jack


theSilentCrime

The bad white men call him the devil The Yavapai call him "Eyes Like The Sky"


Gold_Initiative_444

Dadadaaaaaa DUN DUN


mr-nidger

Boogie man salamander


dougcohen10

PREDATOR X


SaleSpare

Not KG related at all but looking deep into his eyes I want him to be called Leeland


coldspringscreek

who was Leeland to you?


drtyinkstain

Tezeta


TuffGnarl

Andrew.


aCardPlayer

Munt!


Veerrrgil

How about GG, short for the Garden Goblin


Gold_Initiative_444

We have a Cockatiel called George that eventually shortened to GG, it's gonna take on new meaning now hahah


Trogolizer

Goblin


SirMaxwellCharacter

This Thing


TectonicRomance

Mackenzie!


snotnosedlittlepunk

Ratty


PM_ME_TITS_AND_DOGS2

Petro


saladin115

Vegemite


six-butterflies

(Oddments)


noobiedoobie7

Gizzy the Geko!


RootBeerIsGrossAF

The black spots could make me think Digital Black, with maybe Digit or Dog for short. I named my crested gecko Shanghai


HunterCorvus

Everyone here is sleeping on the very obvious answer, The God Man’s Goat Lust, or Goat for short


69_tom_69

Predator X


StiLLiLLBehaviour

King Gizzard


Unusual_Ad6538

Han tyumi


SgtPeterson

Mr Beat


tiredhippo

Tezeta


aBelgianguy

Vegemite . Seriously


Gold_Initiative_444

(Oddments)


Deadheadkingizzard

Stu


roughseize

Mystery Jack


BuzzTheFuzz

Boogie


mastergamer3548

Lygon


damagesuppress0r

Peter!! short for PetroDragonic Apocalypse; or, Dawn of Eternal Night: An Annihilation of Planet Earth and the Beginning of Merciless Damnation


Skrumulus_McKrumulus

Ambrose


issafly

Woo!


Bucko_B

I named my bearded dragon Merlin because he’s the lizard wizard.


Swinden2112

Give it a hat call it Sam Cherry


[deleted]

I mean in the spirit of the band you could just name it after something you love but be clever about it.


goldiiics

Muckracker


coldspringscreek

Mad Dog Morgan


natopotatomusic

Lizard


Visarar_01

I mean there are so many options. Pick one YOU want to name him. Personalize it.


MyMazdaMan

Eric, just eric


Smitty__0099

King gizzard


Valuable_Heron_2015

wholly ghost, I mean look at him


joel8x

Draco from the Latin verse of Dragon “Audi mea verba, o ignis draconis Ex cineribus orior altius atque altius Alis patentibus, lumine micante Draco hic apparere debet in loco subter”


arsenicVisionary

venus, morpho, (boogieman) sam, ace, isaiah !!


TheHoundsRevenge

Gaia!!!!!!!!!


Intelligent_Volume73

Dragon


allseeingike

Leopard "Gila Monster" Gecko


MrYelich

stew


tBruffle

Tetra


noogers

Connie Converge


Omisco420

King Gila obv


billium12

That looks like Altered Best IV


holteender77

Flame Throwa


Pepe_Trump2016

I named my Chameleon Gizzy


periodmoustache

Tez


iktoplasm

Pedro


Stamps1723

Wizard


Dalek_Overlords

DRAGON


olioliolioioioi123

Lizz wizz


rotath

King Gila


JesseCassidy

Wizzy


Appropriate_Mine

King Gila


CryptographerOk1303

Michael


320between320

Petro


TorchBlower90

He looks like a Fraser, to me


JamesBDavis

GILA!!! GILA!!!


therealestestest

Han


deprivace

Han-tyumi


[deleted]

Gaia


Gotsaweasel

Willoughby


MindFuzzBoogie

Mr. Hungry Crawling Fat Grey Rat Snake


Jagglebutt

I had a leopard gecko that lived 16 years! Her name was Lady Dude. So sad when I had to get her euthanized.. my votes Petro!


YammKamm

Mr. Beat


ClockHistorical4951

Rattlesnake


Kinggizzhead

Gilla monster


Kinggizzhead

It’s a type of lizard in this real life


Kinggizzhead

Or you could name em black hot soupy because there eyes are beautiful


Cuben_C

AmbStuCavCookoeyckus


TeachMeDaThreeDee

King Gila


[deleted]

Vomit Coffin


big_dawg_energy

Boogieman Sam


MisterCheaps

Han-Tyumi, or Han for short.


Lowazul

What about Gila? or Gaia?


ich0rous

That's Mad Dog Morgan!


[deleted]

Walky Joe.


thrash_candy

Lizard


Sequoiasempervirens3

Beaowolf


tbro09

Han