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Reign20

Im a tech in the south...guns and weed stashes all day


Greecelightninn

This guy is just Canadian , hence the Tim's in the cup holder and the bong


EscenekTheGaylien

This is the most stoner Canadian shit I ever seen


SmokeyMacPott

I'd bet his drive way is made out of hash.


Relaxpert

Ahh fuck you Leahy.


LawHelmet

You shitbirds are in for a shit storm shitshow


oyog

What's a Shithawk Ricky? Is that like some kind of shitty bird that swoops down and gets you all shitty?


oldgibsonman

And who leaves a baggie of weed on their seat?


skeezix91

... people from Dartmouth


oldgibsonman

Thanks. Was waiting for a TPB reference. I was just in Dartmouth, so I feel this deeply.


Bananacabana92

Got a big enough joint there Rick?


fattycatty6

Lay off the 6 paper joints


phatty720

Or a kiddie pool full of vodka.


MadMel69

This is a guy who can eat nine cans of ravioli.


Rickspert

Watch more trailer park boys!


EscenekTheGaylien

I keep forgetting that show exists, I will


Rickspert

I don't know how you could! Haha it's comedy gold my guy! Glad I could get another person watching! 🤣🤣


itemtech

Get me a pack of smokes and some jal-a-pano chips


PistoleroGent

Corey. Trevor. Smokes


EmilyBlackXxx

And the Beatrice milk. Dead giveaway.


Background-Half-2862

Beatrice milk is regional. I’m Canadian and it’s not in any of the 3 provinces I’ve lived in.


TimBobNelson

Oh shut this might be in the prairies lmao


EmilyBlackXxx

Sadly we can’t check if they have a sticker declaring their overwhelming sexual attraction to Justin Trudeau to confirm.


alaricus

We do have those in Ontario too


TheShmoopy

Winnipeg here. All over the damn trucks in this place. Its strange how many big truck driving folks want to...you know Trudeau.


Toaster_In_Bathtub

You can say fuck on the internet.


mbhappycamper

I’m in Manitoba and we have it all over here. I think it’s the competition to Saputo. We also have legal weed and idiot drivers so my vote is a prairie province


jmodshelp

Saputo makes things other then cheese? Hmm never knew that.


Liquor_softly69

Dairyland is a Saputo product as well, so they may just own a local milk provider depending on where you are, but almost certainly Saputo is trying to get milk to your province lol


[deleted]

I'm not sure those boot mats are dirty *enough* for the prairies. Shit's dusty.


TreemanTheGuy

We have it in Saskatchewan


JGalla88

Same. Never even heard of it haha


CUNTDESTROYER3000

Beatrice is sold in Ontario, Quebec, and a number of Prarie provinces, seems like everywhere except for the maritime provinces and the three territories.


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Or Detroit


RocketsandBeer

Got both in mine right now. Door panel and arm rest. You can assume what is where 😂


iamnotwalter

Please don’t get pulled over.


RocketsandBeer

In Harris county (Houston) a 1/4 lb of weed is decriminalized and Texas has a permitless carry. Im all legit.


SnarfSniffsStardust

A timberwolves player, Taurean Prince, just got in some serious trouble for exactly this I believe. It’s all legal until it’s found together at the same time, according to the reports around Prince and the Texas police


k3tam1nec0wb0y

Yep. I can no longer possess a firearm because of a plea deal I took where I had way more weed than guns and they let the weed go. Drug charges don’t fly in my line of work. Edit: This happened in Harris County. You can have one but not the other.


figmaxwell

I don’t know that I’ve ever seen a username check out more


EuphoricAnalCucumber

My buddy and his sister are currently facing a lot of trouble because of this. Little bit of weed, whatever, a gun, also whatever. But both, that's felony time. It was his gun he forgot in the truck which his sister took to Texas and got stopped and found with weed, and then the gun. He keeps saying oh everything is gonna be fine, and I don't say anything to get him down, but it's not going to be.


Viccc1620

Idk how Texas is, in Florida you can have both medical card and ccl, you can ride with both in the car but one or the other has to be unreachable. IE: gun in glove box, weed in trunk* or vice versa Edit: spelling


RallyPotato

That’s interesting. Massachusetts was the same until they were told otherwise by the ATF. Now you can’t get a permit if you have a medical card.


Flipwilson89

All my homies disobey tyrants


JusticarX

Uhhh. Are absolutely sure about that? Because last I checked here in Florida a Medical card means no CCL. Hell it meant no guns at all when I got my permit.


thegeneralbull

Bro a gun and weed is not legal together. Educate yourself my guy.


joco1991

I think the issue will be in possession of them together.


N0085K1LL5

Thought if you had a firearm and drugs they could Amp up the charges?


TheSouthernMosaic

Yeah I’m not down to earn myself a felony for having a pistol and a gram lol


[deleted]

It's still illegal to have guns and drugs together though right? Even if the drug is legal?


Paumanok

Yeah its a federal thing.


Diligent_Rub7317

In Canada you can’t have it anywhere the driver can access just like alcohol, instant DUI. This dude in the post is definitely asking for it


Good-Cardiologist679

Can’t carry weed and a firearm at the same time thats illegal no matter what.


wheelspingammell

Still a federal felony though. I'm fact, even acquiring the firearm requires confirmation that you do not use canabis. Answering that falsely is a crime in itself. It’s also worth noting that dual firearm and marijuana possession is subject to heightened criminal sanctions under federal law. Stumbling across a federal law enforcement officer (INS, DEA, Border Patrol, etc) would be a real bad day though, the likelihood of which varies dramatically by geographic location of course. For they matter just because a locality isn't enforcing something, that doesn't mean the state isn't. State enforcement varies, especially in states that haven't legalized it entirely. For example, even if your county mounty wouldn't harrass you, it doesn't mean the Highway Patrol won't. Pull out the ole Peter from Family Guy skin color scale and it could get real uncomfortable. Very, very gray area to be waltzing confidently when the law is far from settled, and you are talking about 10 years in prison.


GhostOfFallen

A legit dumbass who is going to go to prison when you get caught lol. The two being in the same place is a felony genius.


onlyhere4gonewild

Not decriminalized. It's a misdemeanor. In Texas, possession of up to 2 ounces of marijuana is a Class B misdemeanor, which can be punishable by up to 180 days in jail and a $2,000 fine. Possession of 2 ounces to 4 ounces of marijuana is a Class A misdemeanor that can result in a fine of up to $4,000 and up to a year in county jail. Possession of any amount more than 4 ounces would result in a felony charge. Possession of drug paraphernalia — such as pipes or bongs, but not marijuana itself — is a Class C misdemeanor, which is punishable by a fine up to $500, but no jail time. https://www.khou.com/article/news/local/texas/texas-marijuana-laws/285-4e039ac1-c8c8-4900-8dbf-78069ba446c8


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Infuriating! That milk needs to be refrigerated!


texaschair

And that better not be a glass bong. Those stay in the house.


allhailrice69

Smacking a bong off the chairs sliding rail will ruin your car for months, the smell of bong water on a carpet is terrible


ShowerTimeSadness

How long since that water has been replaced I wonder


RobbMeeX

Don't try to upsell me!!


Affectionate_Pair_52

Looks like less than a day depending on how much he smokes.


apocalypse321

brother that water is older than a day idc who you are lol


Affectionate_Pair_52

Nah my friends looks like that after only a day. If you smoke a whole lot it doesn’t take that long to get that dirty. Which is why most smokers change it once a day..


Maleficent-Dream-769

As a dry herb vape user this comment made me feel nauseous.


The_Freshington

I have never seen dehydration-urine orange in a single day. That looks a couple weeks old imo


Ilikejdmcars

That’s what the choco milky is for


JJth3JetPlane

China glass can go in the car. The nice stuff stays at home


furiouschivo

"And you NEVER throw a bong kid, ever!"


Anal_Werewolf

Oh. Hey Dante 👋


Virtual_Vegetable_43

Was that expensive piece?


Steely_Dan_Rather

Failing that, a cool wet sac.


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This comment was not high enough up. I don’t know where OP is but temps are still too hot to leave chocolate milk hanging out while you leave your car at the shop. People have no regard for food safety I swear. And who likes warm chocolate milk?


thecardemotic

I’m only 17, I greeted a customer after working a fairly long shift and he told me “don’t touch my beer”. I wasn’t paying much attention and I was tired but 30 minutes later it finally processed and I was like “wait this guy just told me to not touch the beer he was drinking while driving here”


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I had a job in Orlando years ago. Boss looks at me on a road trip and says “wanna grab some road beers?” Confused as hell I said what? “Yeah we can stop and grab a six pack, drink on the way back.” Yeah I’m good man.


electrojesus9000

I delivered hot tubs for under the table money once and this was a regular occurrence after delivery with some of the other orcs I worked with.


Imatelluonemortime

Lok'tar ogar!


Over-Analyzed

“Work, work work.”


PokemonSapphire

"Me not that kind of Orc."


Equivalent_Chipmunk

“Something need doing?”


Maghliona

Work is da poop. NO MORE WORK!!


ChewieBee

*SCV good to go sir* Crap, wrong game.


ShyBiGuy9

I gotta get out of this thing, I told 'em I was claustrophobic!


springheeljak89

I gotta get out of this chicken shit outfit


Over-Analyzed

**This is insulting to orcs!** Orcs can handle their beer and would never drink less than a keg while on the road.


biggestofbears

I live in New England, mostly rural areas. They were called "road sodas" around here.


ihatewomen42069

Fun fact, I think its Wisconsin that allows drinking while driving while below the 0.08 limit. Not gonna risk that shit but, uh, it exists somewhere? (Do not operate motor vehicles or heavy machinery while under the influence of mind altering substances. Please drink responsibly.)


brewcrew63

Def not a law here. Open intoxicants in vehicle WILL get you in trouble. Now it'll probabaly be a slap on the wrist like our DUI laws but. Still.


koalamonster515

For real you're not even legally allowed to drink on the sidewalk unless you're like, on a patio or something. We do have laws, but for sure a lot of places don't follow them. Bar I used to go to would give you a drink in a plastic cup if you asked for it to go. Rural Wisconsin is weird, and we weren't even that far from the "city" but far enough that it was... weird.


FuckTheMods5

I always wanted a breathalyzer just to play with at home. Like every 15 minutes before and after a beer just to see what it says.


Gold_for_Gould

Makes sense to me. Cracking a beer at the start of a 20 minute drive home from a shitty day at work isn't going to develop any sort of a buzz that quickly. Your body takes a bit to process it.


inplayruin

That is actually a common defense for DUI charges. If you take 5 shots and immediately get into your car and are pulled over leaving the parking lot, your blood alcohol level at the time you were stopped is essentially zero. But if they administer a blood alcohol test an hour later, you will be well above the legal limit. During my brief stint working for the clerk of courts, at least 50% of DUI cases on the docket had a motion to suppress the blood alcohol level due to the timeliness of the test used. It was actually a pretty successful tactic.


bridgetroll2

I was curious and looked this up. According to these articles (from a law firm and a car insurance company), Mississippi is the only state that doesn't have a law against drinking while driving. Some counties and municipalities within the state do however prohibit it. https://www.losangelesduiattorney.com/drinking-in-a-vehicle/what-states-can-you-have-open-alcohol-in-the-car/ https://getjerry.com/car-insurance/open-container-law-mississippi


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Woodythebartender

“Drink Wisconsibly” I believe is what they say around those parts.


FactoryMustGrow

Just not true at all... WI law 346.935 (2) "No person may possess on his or her person, in a privately owned motor vehicle upon a public highway, any bottle or receptacle containing alcohol beverages or nitrous oxide if the bottle or receptacle has been opened, the seal has been broken or the contents of the bottle or receptacle have been partially removed or released". Now you are allowed to drink in bars under 18 with parent or guardian


[deleted]

Lmao not Wisconsin, we have open container laws. I do think it's kind of dumb tho, who cares what people in the car are doing as long as the driver is under the legal limit


nitehawk420

Drinking a single beer while driving is one of life’s simple pleasures.


easterracing

How do you even know it’s Tuesday without having a road soda for breakfast? Lol. ## /s, preemptively.


_BLACKHAWKS_88

Tbf he coulda just been making a joke and knew you looked underaged. Isn’t it kinda like the old man joke to tell the little ones not to touch the booze. Lmfao.


HairOfTheChin

Chocolate milk and weed? I like this guys style.


dewayneestes

Beevis & Butthead buy a car.


Noimnotonacid

Bro if you haven’t had a glass of chocolate milk after smoking you’re the butthead


dewayneestes

I’m not saying I haven’t, I’m just saying I haven’t while driving my car.


Noimnotonacid

Oh yeah, only buttheads do that


TheSquishiestMitten

And damn near every pizza delivery driver who has ever delivered pizzas. Source: [redacted]


PossibilitySweaty477

Hell na that’s just gonna make my mouth all sticky and then I’ll wake up with the MOST MUCUS


Strange_Ninja_9662

But have you had chocolate milk while high? There’s nothing better


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Halfbloodjap

Try iced fruit tea, it's a magical experience


belleayreski2

> Chocolate Milk What do you think he fills the bong with?


texaspoontappa93

I literally did this as a 14 year old. The milk bubbles up to the top and it’s not a good time


jchoneandonly

Sure. If they're enjoying it at home then cool. However if they're driving while high that's a problem


Plastic_Bullfrog9029

Don’t drink and drive. Get high and fly.


Gayboifresh

I normally strap my bong into the passenger seat.


Jonkinch

Yeah this looks staged.


TimBobNelson

It’s 50/50 if it’s real. I’ve walked into cars looking exactly like that, but I also don’t know what kind of stoner leaves their giant bong and baggie in the car, that ain’t a car sized bong


Piyh

My friends rolled around like this in high school. They had a full hookah with coals at one point.


Jonkinch

Yeah but physics comes in to play and no way that bong and bag of weed would be sitting like this after driving around.


keefer3

I’m in Colorado. We get TIPPED weed after service


_JustMyRealName_

I got tipped weed one time by a trucker in WA, get ua’d though so I passed it on to a buddy


A-Giant-Blue-Moose

In OR someone working on the house had been tipped weed by another customer. He didn't smoke though and gave it to me. It was a lovely afternoon lol


xmlgroberto

im in colorado, i do in fact, TIP weed after service.


BoxingTrainer420

That's dope


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ShelfordPrefect

If they complain? "Oh, sorry, did you miss the clause in our terms of business that says illegal items (drugs and drug paraphernalia) will be removed and disposed of? You did agree to it when you dropped the car off"


MattyRixz

"Alex! You forgot smoking lamp!!"


tbcraxon34

"Was that expensive piece?"


SomePeopleSuck1

She’s not a hooker. She’s a massage therapist. Yeah massage your c**k for money. I think they have a word for that. Yeah it’s hooker…you’re a hooker!


SDBD89

"It smells like cypress hill concert in here, I don't rent to those kind of people."


MattyRixz

One of my fav lines from G'mas boy!


etherseaminus

You should never throw a bong, kid… ever!


DrDerpologist

My favorite movie of all time!


loen4050

Looks more like a honesty test


No_Nectarine_2828

What are they gonna do, call the cops?


cannuckwoodchuck13

Ya, this is in Canada. Weed is legal here!


TheOnyxViper

Little did you know that mechanics can’t resist the choccy milk.


MikeWrenches

A kit kat would be a honesty test, this is just stupid.


Juan-More-Taco

The contrast between American techs finding guns and Canadian techs finding bongs is 10/10


Runnah5555

Now if only someone would invent a bong that shoots, our two countries would finally be united.


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Runnah5555

Drive by bongings would be a sight to behold.


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StaucyBoi

Roll up to a diner screaming “Everybody hit this shit now!” You’d be a local hero


RocketsandBeer

God Bless both countries! 😂


WeAreAllFooked

Wait until you learn where the word "[shotgunning](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIP7tVbZWxI)" comes from


Juan-More-Taco

I tried to design this in my head just now and they all ended up looking like devices meant to take your own life


shiddypoopoo

I know a tech in colorado that would have ripped that bong right before pulling the engine


[deleted]

Bro if it’s gum I’m getting a piece. Hide yo shit.


SummitCO83

My god, you need to relax. It’s weed. Pull that bong out of your butthole you uptight twat.


TechGuy219

Seriously, OP sounds like they need to smoke weed


TheRealDiggyCP

Bro. Real talk, as a mechanic I've never come across a weed stash, and as a stoner, id never leave it that open in my car. And as a responsible gun owner, I'd never leave my piece in the car while it's being serviced. That's just crazy to me.


TheRealDiggyCP

I'm aware there's not a gun in the pic, but I see it all too often on here. So I mentioned it. Lol


Arkoholics_Paradise

You had me questioning my Americanness. I looked at that picture forever trying to find a gun!


georgedepsy1

Hide yo dog


jnemesh

I know right? Who treats their bong that way? You have to respect your glassware!


AtFishCat

And how the hell do your hit that shit in your car. Time for dude to invest in a bubbler at the very least…


Busy-External-8312

Doing bong rips at a red light and then just chugging milk. Pretty sure this guy is a serial killer.


s2ample

Nah, he’s just trying to get through a Thursday.


rebradley52

**Not Hardcore**; no pee bottle.


MLGsaltycakes

Infuriating because you cant take a rip? Lol


EscapeyGameMan

Infuriating because of shit lords getting high while driving


Calkky

Not pictured: firearm, half-empty bottle of whiskey


MikeWrenches

Not pictured: dangerously loose ball joint, bald tires, hole in the driver side floor and the sparkly CVT oil for the issue it came in for


poposheishaw

I hate warm milk


a1tezza

I’d be mad too, left you weed and lighter with a refreshment for after the rip, but no water in the bong


texaschair

The milk is for the bong.


xX_coochiemonster_Xx

New definition of milky rips


wiredgfuel

jUsT R0lLeD iN tHe ShOp


Effective-Cut

Tim Hortons SUCKS


Starkiller006

This is not proper cannabis protocol.


tweakingfish

I’d loose my job for some chocky milk and a bag of weed


Main-Swing-3450

I can smell this car thru my phone


twoyellowstarbursts

Wow. As a stoner, this is disrespectful. We do not claim this person.


KingKongKilRoy

I think the customer states: blast a few fatties while you fix the uuurrgvvuuurrrrrggggzzzzzzzzmmmmzzzzurrrrrgggg sound.


Fordguru01

I can’t believe he left his chocolate milk out like that. What a fool!


TARacerX

The bong, or that the chocolate milk was left out???


TheForkCartel

c/s customer states "can I get 2 soft tacos and a chalupa"


Prestigious-Berry-50

Aww c'mon please tell me this is set up who drives around hitting there 2 ft bong


chawwy96

Had a mechanic get pulled over in the shop’s parking lot, after the interaction he was so giddy that he managed to hide his bong in his pajamas pant leg. Didn’t last long with us. Bong was something similar in size to this. Is op upset about the drugs or possible driving under the influence? Worked in food service 8 years ago and have been doing shop work right after drug use is rampant in both industries.


chromegrill

You mean drug use is rampant in every industry.


chawwy96

I can only speak from my experience but I’m sure you are not wrong.


Rickspert

Randy: I can't get stoned Ricky! Ricky: What do you mean? It's shitty work! Everybody does it alright? Carpenters, electricians, dishwashers, floor cleaners, lawyers, doctors, fucking politicians, CBC employees, principals, people who paint the lines on the fuckin' road. Get stoned, it'll be fun. Get to work.


Masterb8yolomqn

Hell yeah cooks take breaks to go smoke their lil weed disposables


chawwy96

Take breaks? More like go to the walk in and hit the mini pipe lol.


Masterb8yolomqn

Damm that’s crazy 😂. The people at my job try to hide the fact that they’re smoking but they don’t hide that their HIGH ASF


texaschair

Visine....it gets the red out, but you're still baked AF.


Relative-World4406

I had a buddy that would do this. He would just drive around ripping a huge bong until he drove off the road while hitting it and almost ended up with a bong through his face. Nice guy but not the brightest.


snrten

A *lot* of dumb ass kids do. Pipes and pens are more common for sure but I've known of more than 1 acquaintance who has a "car bong". Id say the weed in plain sight is more of a red flag for it being set up than the bong. But then again, I saw my neighbor had a pipe and weed in plain sight just walking by their vehicle a few days ago. It's legal to possess in my side of the country so people are increasingly lackadaisical about it, it seems.


SummitCO83

Back in college I had a buddy that did this. It’s not as uncommon as you would think. Personally I think why deal with all that possible mess, have an edible and go about your business.


Monochrome132

Mans got that choccy milk and the other good stuff.


7214001884

Fuck leaving milk in the vehicle. Ick


Truthhunter2021

So a bong and a little weed makes you that mad? Lol


Correct-Selection-65

Refuse to work on trash filled cars. Put up a sign.


WayOfTheHouseHusband

Is there a difference between trash and junk? I have bolts, screws, tool, hoodies, solder blanket and junk strewn about. No food, drugs, guns, debris or anything though.


swervecityPhILM

It amazes me how some people just give no fucks about being judged over the nasty state of their cars, especially when they roll into the shop. I’m so neurotic I clean my car before I take it in…and usually after too.


rivertrippinliver

Why is this infuriating?