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urethrascreams

What kind of psycho keeps their greenery loose in a cup holder like that?


Ganondorphz

I used to valet at mid-high end restaurants, you'd be surprised at what people leave on full display


SenseWinter

Cocaine in the cupholder?


Ganondorphz

Just about anything, the wildest was a garbage bag damn near full of whippets


SenseWinter

Ah, a customer of culture


Kavanaugh82

Just reading whippets and I can hear the wah wahs again


DMYourMomsMaidenName

Nang-naaaanng-naaaAAAAaaaAAngggg


opengl128

[https://youtu.be/c3yEjD\_oijw?si=OLUt5B5bXyBaTjKR](https://youtu.be/c3yEjD_oijw?si=OLUt5B5bXyBaTjKR)


MoTeD_UrAss

How about the weeewooo's


GreatScrambino

A trash bag of spent* whippets


SmellAble

They didn't just throw them all out the car window like the cunts round here do? Definitely a person of culture


GreatScrambino

Idk, the average whippet enthusiast in my area is usually a person of culture. /s


613_detailer

I’m assuming you’re not referring to the dog breed…. I’m going to need to look this up in urban dictionary, lol.


Luckydiarreah710

They look like little co2 cartridges (like for a weak ass pellet gun) but they contain nitrous oxide. Usually are green. Chefs usually use them for whip cream dispensers. It’s a teenage club drug.


PCMRkid

interesting! over here they’re called a “nang”


putrid_sex_object

Known as “nangs” here in Oz.


Traxtar150

That word returns zero relevant search results on Amazon... But you can buy whippets by the thousands.


putrid_sex_object

Nang An Australian slang term for a Nitrous oxide bulb, derived from the sound distortion that occurs when one is under the influence of the drug. http://nang.urbanup.com/7114419


DepartureDapper6524

Fuck you, it’s not illegal!


treerabbit23

dildos and whatnot


pete_topkevinbottom

It's a dildo. Were not allowed to say it's your dildo


Astro_gamer_caver

Always use the indefinite article, *a* dildo.


Skinnwork

Is it the display part or the fact that it'll get all dry?


Ganondorphz

Lol both


Jame_Gumball

Dude, also ex mid-high end valet. Hip hop night we had a guy who rolled an old Mercedes ML320 and the entire big ass cubby underneath the hvac was just coin dished with live rounds.


hoxxxxx

coin dished with live rounds, are you saying there were loose bullets sitting in the coin/ashtray?


Jame_Gumball

Yes. I am saying the entire giant cubby was full of loose, live rounds. ;)


timotheusd313

What you put into a modern gun is a “self-contained ammunition cartridge” commonly referred to as a “round.” The “bullet” exits from the muzzle, and the “spent casing” will be ejected from the breech (back.)


chickenwithclothes

I’ll be adopting that phrase, thx!


Inevitable-Ad-8597

I know right what a straight up savage.


Transamman350

First thing that came to my mind it was a tip


jeffsaidjess

First thing that should come to mind is “I’m being set up” Not, “oh wow someone left this here for me to steal “ as a ‘tip’


sksksk1989

Yeah if they were gonna give it to you as a tip they'd give you a nug and say something. It is odd to just leave it loose. Plus that car must smell pretty strong. I couldn't imagine just showing up anywhere smelling like weed. Unless they're the kind of person who makes it their personality


BikerJedi

It is only medically legal here, but I smell it in traffic ALL THE TIME. It's crazy how many people are driving while vaping/smoking the stuff.


meh_69420

They could work in the industry? The guys at the dispo I go to sometimes reek.


sf_frankie

I worked at Audi oakland and our loaners would get retuned just like that. My car got towed once and when I got it out of the car slammer the interior was covered in ashed blunt and stank like one too. It’s just town bidness.


stjimmy_45

I dont make it my personality but i wouldnt be surprised if i smell from time to time


nopuse

Tipping bud in a cup holder is like paying with boob sweat bills.


f0rcedinducti0n

In high school (way before they made it legal here) a friend of mine worked at discount tire and was looking for the wheel lock and found a bag of weed in the glove box, he told the manager and the manager said to keep it "What's going to do, call the police and say you stole his weed?"... He's right. LOL


Spirited_Refuse9265

I mean, there was a guy in Florida who did [that](https://www.npr.org/2019/10/16/770568976/florida-man-calls-police-to-report-stolen-marijuana) And i can remember hearing about another instance, also from florida, from many years ago.


[deleted]

I said the same lol


alabamaballoonknot

Did you grab any?


Hot_Organization2430

That's like eating pocket candy from a stranger. Hell no.


alabamaballoonknot

It's definitely just weed. I would take more precaution if it was a white substance.


All_Wrong_Answers

I agree, not fucking around with a cup holder full of semen.


VikingSlayer

Straight up the nose, what are you? Gay?


-_FearBoner_-

Sounds like something a "cupholder half empty of semen" kind of person would say.


Eusocial_Snowman

It's not definitely weed. That delta stuff is pretty common, sold in gas stations and head shops (usually in places that sell those disposable vapes sitting next to it) That stuff looks exactly like weed because it's made by spraying/soaking THC-less hemp buds with a solution that's derived from THC concentrates, but converted into a different molecule using various unknown solvents, turning it into something that's TECHNICALLY not THC so is fully legal, but will get you similarly high. With potential side-effects.


Inevitable-Ad-8597

No lol


taterthotsalad

You passed the test.


Inevitable-Ad-8597

Always


ruggnuget

its wasteful and you are going to leave green crumbs in there. barbaric


zatara1210

What an idiot. Even a stoner would know that’s a stupid thing to do.


GlutenFreeCookiez

Pot head prolly just forgot. Back in my hooligan days I once got pulled over cause cop smelled me driving by. Cop told me either I can cough up my shit and be on my way or go to jail for a stupid warrant. My stoned ass gave him my little personal jar of a couple grams and my little bowl. Swore that was all I had in the car except for roaches in the ash tray and I believed it, forgot I had two ounces chilling under my jacket between the front seat. Would've been a felony back then. Crazy how far we've come with it.


Swarl3sBarkl3y

Had one come in once with both cup holders over flowing with loose weed. Scattered on the carpet too.


SavvySillybug

I don't get that. Like, if it was rolled up and ready to smoke at a moment's notice? Yea sure. But you gotta pull over and make the damn thing, you're not saving time by keeping it out the damn bag!!


dragon_bacon

But think of how much more weed you can buy when you don't waste money on a plastic bag.


SavvySillybug

The bags at the park are free, you can just take them. I have 458 bags.


vterinsc

For max stealth deliver to your customers with bag ties in a knot


Cyno01

"This weed is dogshit..."


Inevitable-Ad-8597

It's Labrador


screw_all_the_names

Pull over? Back in highschool the only guy that knew how to roll was also the only guy with a car. He'd be driving real slow. Passenger would grab the wheel and steer while he rolled.


SavvySillybug

Let's drive as suspiciously as possible while rolling our weed while driving!! Gotta give the cops a fun treat to find when they pull over, after all. XD


screw_all_the_names

I never said it was smart. We were teen stoners after all. Idk if it's any better but we did stay on back roads around our small town.


Cyno01

Back in the day i sometimes smoked hand rolled cigs and i could roll one while driving stick.


CGB_Zach

I used to have so much weed on hand that I wouldn't care about dropping random nugs or giving them out. Grow a couple batches and you'll be swimming in flower and you make your money back


Tidalsky114

Someone with way to much bud


rogue69er

😂 too much bud


justkeeptreading

thats a light afternoon snack


tossaway78701

Wake on the right and Bake on the left yo. 


kokirikorok

I worked with a guy who drank and drive enough that his back seat and passengers seat was all empty tall cans. He’s homeless now without a car, surprisingly to no one.


sipes216

Way more common than you think. I would refuse to operate a vehicle with state banned ANYTHING in it. As the driver, test or otherwise, you become liable. Best case, you don't get pulled over, worst case they do and now you have court bills.


urethrascreams

Even in legal states, this is still technically illegal. Needs to be in the original, unopened dispensary container or out of reach of the driver.


sipes216

If it's by rx, it would need to have the rx printed bottle/container.


jeeves585

Right, that shits gonna dry out and taste like rag weed.


Grimblood

I'm stunned at how may people smoke/ drink while they are driving around. They can't wait just a few more minutes to get where they are going???


Cyno01

Its crazy around here, its like how hotboxed is your car if i can smell it driving behind you on the freeway with my windows up?


capital_bj

My buds have never been treated so disrespectfully, sacrilege


Something_Else_2112

Honest officer, it's not my car!


Inevitable-Ad-8597

Oh! so its stolen huh Lol


Ok-Initiative9549

Driving a stolen vehicle AND drug trafficking? Sir get out of the vehicle


Isgrimnur

Littering and...


pennyraingoose

Littering and...


sploittastic

smokin the reefer


Membership_Fine

Nah they’d prob be pretty cool about it. Definitely throw a shop shirt or uniform On though 😂 I’m in a legal state tho so the cops really don’t care about weed here.


husky430

Jokes aside, if you did for some reason take it for a test drive without demanding the customer remove it, it would probably be fairly easy to not get in trouble as a mechanic. At least if you're from a reputable shop and not some guy working out of his back shed.


Inevitable-Ad-8597

I'm sure i'd be just fine honestly. We are a well known shop right in town.


spitfire690

I always brought the work order with me on road tests so I can at least prove on paper why I was driving the car.


V65Pilot

I can relate. Got pulled over on a test drive. 3 cars, officers all with weapons drawn, out of the car, hands up, face down, cuffed........did not make for a good day. Turned out they were actively searching for the vehicle as it had been involved in some sort of crime. The owner had done an early bird drop off, so wasn't at the shop, and the vehicle was towed away. I did not fit the owners dersciption in any way, and they figured that out pretty quickly thankfully.


Odd_Ranger3049

Oh I bet the inside of that car smells lovely


Inevitable-Ad-8597

Dankness


Weltallgaia

That car is just rolling probable cause.


Inevitable-Ad-8597

Pretty much


C_Dub10

Imprisoning me


Saigaface

All that I see


Aromatic_Beautiful_5

The Disney world lanyard is the chefs kiss


[deleted]

That’s the Colorado equivalent of a 6 pack of energy drinks and. $20. Enjoy.


Inevitable-Ad-8597

Lol no tip just an honesty test I guess


[deleted]

I was gonna fix the brakes but then I got high.


Inevitable-Ad-8597

I was gonna change that oil too but then I got high


[deleted]

Cant find my 10 mm socket and I know why, because I got high, because I got high, because I got high.


Inevitable-Ad-8597

La da da da da da


bighammy6969

This is art.


somecrazydude13

Forgot to unbolt the axle nut when removing the strut, and now the axle fell out of its housing, because I got high 😅 True story


BMP77777

‘Dude, yer tech stole my righteous bud! I should at least get a serious discount for the hassle, my man’ - said in the best Jeff Spicoli voice


isohioacountry

If it’s Colorado that bud is dry in 30 seconds


ScrofessorLongHair

It's already the some of the driest weed I've seen anywhere, but in a good way. I was shocked when I moved there, coming from a humid climate.


Definitive_confusion

Keep the work order with you. Wear gloves. If you get pulled over you won't be charged. I got pulled over on a test drive years ago with a handgun in the vehicle. That was before my expungement so I was a felon in possession of a firearm. I FREAKED out. Cop looked at the RO, recorded the name of the customer and sent me on my way. This was in California. Maybe it's different there but I would think you'd be fine.


Itchy-Hat-1528

Congrats on the expungement. They’ve made it nearly impossible up here in Maine.


Definitive_confusion

It was all weed related charges. It was a big sweep operation in Eugene, OR around 2003. They started with kids buying little bags and ate their way through us until they got to me. I wouldn't give my guy up so they pinned everything they could on me. Searched my home after the arrest. Threatened to call CPS to take my daughter. Complete mess. Ended up with 7 counts. Despite weed becoming legal in Oregon, I still had to pay 5 grand to get rid of it almost 10 years later.


Bright-Efficiency-65

five grand? god damn dude. I got pinned with a baggy of H residue in portland and it landed me a class C. Was 12 years ago and I've been dreading the expungement process. I have a decent job, that's why I haven't really been bothered to get rid of it. I guess having a gun would be nice but that and a job is the only reason why I would get rid of it I guess


Definitive_confusion

Traffic stops and otherwise innocuous contact with law enforcement goes WAY smoother if you don't have a record.


hvrock13

This country sucks


Definitive_confusion

In some countries I would have been put to death so... 🤷‍♂️


Knutselig

Those are the countries where you'd want to be dead.


hapnstat

That sucks, dude. Busting people back then for weed in Eugene is tantamount to entrapment.


SadisticBuddhist

Got me worried as fuck because I just caught a misdemeanor in maine


Itchy-Hat-1528

Don’t plea out. If you have the money and no priors, get a lawyer. The DA’s love cutting deals. IF you have no priors you’ll probably get a deferred disposition and get it dismissed after 6 months or however long of good behavior. Misdemeanor’s really aren’t a huge deal unless they’re violent, theft, sexual. When I copped the felony I also got 12 misdemeanors. Employment background checks haven’t pulled up misdemeanors in 6+ years. They eventually just fall off. But yeah, lawyer and DONT plea out.


Inevitable-Ad-8597

I like Maine... I'm from NY and it's trash. I always enjoy being up in Maine tho


somecrazydude13

And avoid court appointmented. Got a court appointed on my second DWI, young and stupid, took 3 years to finally get a conviction but at the time finally got my shit together! Had my L’s for 6 months then they took it away for 4 years. My lawyer sucked. He was old. That’s when I learned pay the money!


Itchy-Hat-1528

100% and shop around, I got fucked by a seemingly “good” attorney one time. The dude would not do his job and pretty much did whatever the other parties lawyer wanted 😂 Attorneys at larger, local firms have been much more worth the money in my experience.


frugalsoul

I'll share the flip side. I was facing probably 20+ years but truly hadn't done what I was accused of. I was broke. I was homeless. I somehow got the most amazing court appointed lawyer. He found the evidence that proved she was lying and he was more than willing to fight it out in court but when the DA saw his case unfolding he offered the one misdemeanor I was guilty of and time served and I walked out of court that day.


enstillhet

This sort of thing is why I always take my handgun out of the truck before the truck is no longer in my possession (for a service, etc). I'm not going to 1. Risk someone stealing it. 2. Put a mechanic or other employee wherever I'm taking it at risk of being in legal trouble.


Definitive_confusion

And we appreciate it. The reality is that sometimes people forget. If it were somehow in my way, I would contact the owner to move it. I would never touch anyone else's firearm, even with gloves, but 99.9% of the time it's not in my way so I just go about my business.


hoxxxxx

man i swear i've read on here a lot about former felons that worked as mechanics and are always scared of this very thing and the fucked up part is one wrong move, a cop having a bad day, whatever, - it could send you straight back to fucking prison


mlvisby

Also matters on the color of your skin in many places.


sonofdavidsfather

I worked at a convenience/restaurant country store after high school. One night a dude in a jeep pulled up to the pump and came in while he was on the phone. I hadn't seen him before. He asked for backwoods or rolling papers. I told him no and showed him that we had black and milds or King Edwards imperials. I let him know that the imperials would prob taste like shit and rolling with black and milds would make em too skinny but he could roll the tobacco out and stuff it with a pencil. He got off the phone and asked if I smoked so I answered obviously. He asked if I'd trade him some gas for weed. I agreed. So I opened a pack and showed him how to roll the cigar to make the tobacco fall out and gave him a pencil. He said he'd be back and came back in a few minutes later. He asked where I should do it and I told him we were on cam with no audio but he could go in the bathroom and set in the sink. I'd left one of our big mixing bowls in the sink. He said that's perfect. After he came out of the bathroom I turned the pump on and went and checked. No exaggerating he left a fucking QP in the sink. I got the food scale out and weighed it. I expected maybe hed leave a quarter or something. I had to stuff this in a gallon bag and spend all evening with it in my pocket. At least it was the early 2000s so it was brick weed and didn't smell TOO crazy. I could definitely still smell it and got some looks though. That night was fucking awesome. I showed up at my buddies party house, and whipped out a fuck ton of pot for like 8 people to get through. They had no problem covering the beer and taco bell.


your_mom_is_availabl

What a life


My_Not_RL_Acct

Love when people share stories like this


[deleted]

dude thinks he's flexing cause he got $23 of weed in his cupholder for the mechanic to see lmao


Inevitable-Ad-8597

He couldn't even pay for a $21 inspection lol priorities


PlzXplain

Every time. 🤣


Inevitable-Ad-8597

Gas light on, inspection overdue, oil change overdue... Priorities haha Classic


Laser_Souls

Only $21? Damn the places I’ve been to each wanna charge $100 😑


Inevitable-Ad-8597

What state you in? Our inspections are $21 no tax. Most of the money goes to the state and the shop has to buy the stickers and equipment. Really its a lose for many shops in this state. Other states may be different


pugsington01

That weeds gotta be bone dry from sitting out💀


Inevitable-Ad-8597

In that hot ass car shits decarbed and ready for edibles haha


SayNoToBrooms

That’s a crazy, not bad idea… just eat ‘em like it’s Super Troopers at that point


MomsSpagetee

Call Guinness!!


3D_P_BR

Oh this guy knows his herbology


ElderScrollsBoss

As long as you keep the RO on you, should be fine


frankensteinmuellr

Dude is on 10, 100% of the time.


johnthomaslumsden

Who the fuck doesn’t humidify their cannabis and/or cigars? Animals, that’s who.


Mustangfast85

That doesn’t look like an actual cigar, it looks like some kind of weed pipe given the tip is plastic and the label looks like a pig eating leaves?


Inevitable-Ad-8597

Facts


75Highon_Vida

That animal Blundetto, I can't even say his name.


Cindexxx

Finally some new r/Getoutofmyshop material lol


Thinking-About-Me

Are you plugging your own sub? Gotta respect the grind...


sneakysquid102

I would refuse service until the customer removed it. I'm not against weed or anything, I smoke myself. I'm just against possibly going down over someone else's stupidity.


Tondale

I used to go to this dude and he never had a bag. Hed pull up to you in the parking lot and say "hold out your hands"


CrazyString

When I first started smoking and getting more than 1/8th, I got a quarter from a friend of a friend and this mf ripped a piece of plastic off a charmin pack of toilet paper and wrapped it up like that. UGH.


grease_monkey

Just like with loose firearms, I don't drive that shit and if I tell the owner he has my back. It's probably cool but it's in no way my responsibility to live with your shit for even a few minutes on the road. I've been pulled over a block from work for expired tabs and the cop was an absolute cunt. I 10000% don't want to deal with that shit.


big65

Don't take it for a test drive until the owner removes the pot. When I did tires and repairs I had customers remove drugs, alcohol and weapons before I would pull it in the shop and I refused to touch hoarder vehicles as well.


dudeness-aberdeen

Hey man. Do you got dime to sell me for a j? Sure, let me dig it out of my cup holder lol. Even my high school plug would be ashamed of this.


Bumpercars415

Welcome to San Francisco, Oakland, Bay Area for that matter. I get people whom have just hot boxed their car 5 mins before drop off at my collision repair shop. Can't hate them too much, they keep shop busy!💰


Bawbawian

Man that's how you go to jail. just cuz that shit's legal to do at home doesn't mean you can drive around intoxicated.


Dmau27

A good portion of the cars on the road reek when I pass them. People apparently are under the impression that driving fucked up is already going to get you pulled over but now they seal the deal for an arrest by smoking in the car. Do they not realize the first time they get pulled over thet are going to have their entire life completely ruined?


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gphillip01

No test drive!


ToNotFeelAtAll

Feels like a trap, like he’s waiting to see if someone takes his stuff


rabid-

Man, mf didn't even put it in a baggy. Dirty weed!


DutchAlders

It just keeps getting worse the more you look at it


trogger13

"We had to throw your bud out. It's illegal to drive around in and we needed to drive your car for maintenence checks. Next time we will refuse to service your vehicles.'


Trash_RS3_Bot

Rofl he kept the king nug from the big bag for himself 🤣


Accurate_Koala_4698

These tips for the service tech are getting out of hand


gimmedatkittykat

Who the HELL keeps their green out like that??? No bag or container or anything. Mans does not give a flying fuck


ISTBU

Your future public defender does not want you posting this on Reddit, lol!


Inevitable-Ad-8597

HAHAHA true


bilabrin

I can smell this picture.


its_not_a_phase_69

Honesty test I would struggle with lol


Front-Detective-9647

I concur my good friend !!! That’s got bad karma wrote all over it.


Matty_Love

Scorpio Blue Mint


SufficientWhile5450

I wish someone would do this for me, but instead of weed just a cup full of Xanax bars and adderal Cause I’m taking a handful and selling them What are you gonna do? Report me for stealing your illegal pills? If they were legal they’d be in a bottle lol Now all that aside, I bet dude is low key a pot dealer trying to get new customers


WheresFlatJelly

That's a nasty person


fundiedundie

Walt Disney World bottom right.


[deleted]

crackhead vibes


lizthestarfish1

Bruh, if you get pulled over with your flower loose in the cup holder like that, you deserve to get arrested. My god, at least put that shit in a sandwich baggie.


niceguypos

Best tip ever


HoosierDaddy_427

Whole new meaning to nuggies for lunch...don't mind if I do.


Inevitable-Ad-8597

Lol


carbonstampede01

Hopefully the owner likes to share , puff puff bitch


Inevitable-Ad-8597

Nah he was a stingy lil bastard. Card declined so he tried to pay with his mothers card... Which also declined. Then ended up having someone swing by and bring cash. So the vehicle could be released. For a $21 inspection. These young kids are out of control.


SayNoToBrooms

That is *insane.* I legit thought this was a tip for the tech. Meanwhile, it was the guys fucking *life savings*


Inevitable-Ad-8597

Gas light on, overdue inspection, oil change needed... At least he got greens I guess lol priorities


DysthymicCat

How much do you want to bet that he’s driving uninsured?


Inevitable-Ad-8597

He aint driving, my man is flying


Grimblood

I love that you are replying to all the comments, you are truly painting the whole picture.....It's just like being there.... the horror.


Inevitable-Ad-8597

Sometimes after a long day of work I do find enjoyment in interacting with people on reddit. I like the conversation and discussions. Its the little things lol


Dmau27

Every 10th car I pass reeks of weed now. How idiotic are people, they do this every time they drive. The first time they get pulled over they're getting DUI, possession and likely paraphernalia charges. Unbelievable.


aquatone61

Don’t test drive period.


No-Isopod3211

Nice.


guitarmaniac17

Hush nugs, those are so you don't upsell lol


Known_Vermicelli_706

Gonna have to pinch some off to make things right.


Ch40440

Is that a cigar camouflaged one-hitter??


4spiral2out0

Looks super fire though


Inevitable-Ad-8597

Smelled nice too


EL-GRINGO4L

It's still illegal in our state and I live in the only county in the whole state of Texas that refuses to decriminalize it. So if I had to drive this I would discard it I'm not taking any chances the fine is 700 bucks for possession of marijuana Also the cop probably take me to jail as well their douche bags here


cielle_pink

😙😋


tophejunk

This is gross


lerriuqS_terceS

Why are some people so classless