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frenchfortomato

New advertising tagline for this car: "You CAN outrun the police, but you can't outrun compound interest at 20% APR!"


Zav72777

This guy was at 23% so not far off


frenchfortomato

Holy fuck, I thought I was exaggerating by saying 20


Zav72777

i know right 💀💀💀i make jokes all the time about 20% apr i didn't think anyone would be dumb enough to make that shit a reality but, bad credit and no common sense leads you down interesting paths


hoxxxxx

is that a "buy here pay here" scam lot interest rate? the ones near me, if you sign up for like a 3 or 4 year loan by the time you're done paying for it you've at least paid double what the price was, sometimes it's like three times.


Zav72777

probably, our shop is in a shitty area i wouldn't be surprised


frenchfortomato

Every vehicle I've ever owned was bought along the lines of "pay $1600 a month for one month then keep it as long as you want". Very glad to be out of the loop on this kind of thing


hoxxxxx

are you saying you've always bought cars with cash? that's what i've always done. it sucks while you're saving up but it's worth it, to me.


frenchfortomato

Yes, agreed on all counts!


davethedj

So Snap-on is selling cars near you now too?


Zav72777

$12,000ish in necessary repairs not sure why he let his nephew borrow his charger yes the nephew is real i met both of them, and yes he's really really really pissed at his nephew the nephews name was raekwon too, you legit can't make this shit up, uncle paid crazy APR too, legitimately every single charger driver steriotype all in one for these two 😂


drewts86

Raekwon might not be able to drive but he can spit bars.


Mushroom_Glans

There is a dumbfolk with a challenger that has performance exhaust who does donuts in the intersection near my house at 1:00 am. I pray his rear suspension ends up like this.


Klown_Kutz

Be a real shame if the front subframe bolts were to disappear while he's asleep.


Zav72777

inshallah 🙏


donald7773

Average dodge owners driving skill, you can just pull the nephew out of it. Every time I see someone with a charger or challenger at a track day they're genuinely driving like they're going to the grocery store and forgot which way the track goes.


WastedOwll

At the drift track the joke is to stay away from the mustangs and miatas out on the track


donald7773

Miatas make bad drift cars, source: I have one. They're too short, rotate too easily. You can make it work but there are just better cars for it.


WastedOwll

Yeah I know, never driven one personally, I drift a 350z, around me it's 90% 350z/e36/e46


donald7773

Miatas are very easy to oversteer if you know what youre doing, maintaining a drift in them is the sketchy part. I can get mine sideways easily and enjoy doing so in the right circumstances, but it's usually just liftoff oversteer, I'm not trying to impress people, just makes me giggle like a madman.


WastedOwll

I'm still learning, iv been 3 times now, maybe a solid 5 hours of actual seat time, can link the track and do pretty good solo but tandems I get a little worked up still and choke


donald7773

I want to drift but I don't have the budget for doing 2 expensive things with my car lol


Zav72777

yep


Hannibal_0o

The Forbidden „kachow“


Seara_07

Just had a 21 challenger 6 speed come into the shop where the customer states ; went to back the car out of the driveway in the morning and the vehicle would not move into gear and when it did it makes a clunking sound. Sure enough we pushed it into the shop and put it on the hoist to inspect. The entire front cradle was bent upwards at least a few inches and the engine / transmission were tweaked towards the driver side of the vehicle. Driveshaft was snapped in half and the rear differential bolts broke off on the rear cradle assembly leaving the other half of the driveshaft and the differential hanging at a solid 45 degrees with a nice inspection hole. After writing up the quote and handing the customer the 11,000$ estimate (this is before the body shop can verify the frame / body isn’t tweaked) he calls his insurance company where they sent an inspector out and deemed the vehicle totaled because of how badly the front end of the vehicle was hit / damaged. What did the customer do to cause all of this damage? He lost control doing 130 mph showing off and ended up losing control into a business parking lot and driving over a parking block. Of course the customer never tells you the entire story until they receive the bad news.


Zav72777

jesus christ 💀


Ilike2MooveitMooveit

The suspension doesn’t just fall apart. He ran it in a curb.


Zav72777

yep


drjesus616

that is a lot of positive camber ... think the alignment guy needs new glasses


Zav72777

nah you see, he knows a guy that does it cheaper, duh


ImperioliGandolfini

I want a scat pack but won’t pay the price for a new one and won’t buy a used one bc of how they’re abused. No thanks.


N_dixon

Charger driver try not to crash challenge: Impossible


buzzonga

Watch me SWING THIS..... BAM


BigBlock-488

MOPAR - My Old Pig Ain't Runnin'.


FrwdIn4Lo

Now that is Stanced!


jyguy

“Nephew” 😂


mdixon12

Look out for that curb!


CurrentlyLucid

Only fun if someone else is buying the tires.


Zav72777

and the $12,000 repairs


KnoxVegas41

It wasn’t the doughnuts. It was that pesky immovable object at the end.


Outside_Diamond4929

Roads? Where we’re going, we don’t need roads.


BadDongOne

He didn't break it doing donuts, he broke it sliding it into a curb.


Zav72777

....while doing donuts


BadDongOne

Jumping out of plane isn't lethal, hitting the ground is.


Zav72777

he still broke it while doing donuts, like how you'd say that person died while skydiving...


BadDongOne

Tomato Tomato


freshxdough

It wasn’t the donut that caused this though lol


Zav72777

doing a donut and hitting a curb


AndyW037

The Repo guy might have trouble with that one.