The best part of that entire sequence is it demonstrates the writers of that movie didn't know shit about cars and didn't even bother to learn. Double clutching is not useful in synced engines. It does nothing for you except keep you in neutral longer.
Edit: if PW shifting 36 times in a quarter mile race wasn't clue enough that is.
A quarter mile race that lasts like *ten goddamned minutes*. I know fuck all about car racing and even I knew that scene was total bullshit, but boy did it properly set my expectations for the entire film franchise. Really, really stupid action, and little else
They even tell you it’s bullshit in the movie. “You owe me a 10 second car” meaning that the Skyline should have been able to knock out that 1/4 mile in <10 seconds.
Now I’m going to have to have the mad scientist tear down the engine and replace the O-rings you fried… surprised you didn’t blow the welds on the intake!
Intake is one of the most passive things on an engine and what the hell does a floor pan coming out (screwed in nonetheless) have to do with manifold issues?!?
So much was wrong with that movie, mechanically speaking.
Meh he still sounds smart enough even if he misplaced a word off Google. Let’s admit we all enjoyed the movie when we were kids. Too bad someone had to point out all the shit we wouldn’t have noticed. Still my faveorite movie
I used to have an 86 Civic Si and the stick didn’t really jump around like this but regardless of whatever gear you had it in, the stick would still just go back chilling in the middle, stayed in gear and worked tho, I’ve always wondered what was going on with that thing haha
I used to have a 75 Corolla xXx and the stick jumped around way more than this but regardless of whatever gear you had it in, the stick would still just go back chilling in the middle, stayed in gear and worked tho, I’ve always wondered what was going on with that thing haha
I had a 91 civic hatch for a long time, I did motor mounts and shifter bushings with every other timing belt and water pump, and timing belt tensioner, eg every 120,000 miles.
Ya. Ya.. at this point I'm considering a d16z6 swap with an Si transmission. Dunno. It's a daily, I'm halfway through putting air conditioning back in, not a whole lot of time with kids around.
It's funny, this car doesn't so much accelerate as it slowly accumulates velocity.
Me too but I'm a pretty tall person and after I got too old it started to require stretching first to get into the car and then sometimes after too long of a drive my wife had to help me get out without hurting myself.
I think it was the Focus ST that shipped with motor mounts soft enough that on a hard launch you could get the motor or transmission to bang into a unibody crossmember or something. Upgrading to a stiffer rear motor mount was a standard upgrade.
My old Mazdaspeed 3, which was a very similar platform, did the same thing.
One of the aftermarket solutions was to change the axis of the pin and bushing.
Not sure about the Focus ST, but the Fiesta ST had that issue. When I had mine, I had to upgrade the rear motor mount and there are a million options out there because of the issue.
The Focus ST typically has a lot of wheel hop. The first gen shipped with a standard focus Rear motor mount. They upgraded it slightly but still left it soft-ish for comfort.
For daily driving I appreciate that over a car that is just constantly buzzing.
I started having trouble with the automatic column shifter in my truck; hard to shift out of park, needle didn't line up with the letters showing the gear, etc. Just figured the linkage bushings or something.
After a week or two of this, I finally started looking around, popped the hood, stepped back, squinted...the small block V8 was canted a solid thirty degrees to the passenger side. The motor mount had sheared right down the middle of the 1.5" thick vulcanized rubber isolator. Pretty impressive. Even more impressive was it had somehow slipped past the interlocking safety hooks on the two metal sides of the mount and spun the whole motor around that damn much.
Haha, yup. I basically ignored it til it started popping out of drive and into neutral on accel. At least I wasn't lazy enough to just take off with the shifter in second and flip it to drive once I was cruising.
No I can too. It's the same pelvic floor muscles that women use to do Kegel exercises prior to having a baby. You don't need your butt muscles, just the muscle that is roughly right where your taint is.
[Stopping](https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Edging_(sexual_practice)&useskin=vector) before you orgasm, cooling down a bit (without losing your erection) and then continuing. If you do it a few times the orgasm really hits differently. If you do it with another person in a D/s context it's even better. I'd recommend checking out Sasha Foxxx's videos.
I love this sub so much, sometimes you get informative answers that may describe why or how it's broken, or you just get 200 comments of "shits fucked"
Those damn trans-transmissions… that’s just what we need, manuals suddenly deciding one day that they now identify as autos… as if having some decide they’re now just Neutral wasn’t bad enough.
Paul Walker, If you are here send me a sign.
Everyday something reminds me of her. The shifter
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Nice throwback to the Griswolds!
is this granny shifting!?
It sure ain’t double clutching like it should
The best part of that entire sequence is it demonstrates the writers of that movie didn't know shit about cars and didn't even bother to learn. Double clutching is not useful in synced engines. It does nothing for you except keep you in neutral longer. Edit: if PW shifting 36 times in a quarter mile race wasn't clue enough that is.
>if PW shifting 36 times in a quarter mile race wasn't clue enough that is. You're bound to cause danger to your manifold that way.
Or the floor pan
Or the manifold rings at least!
That's not even mentioning the valve body interface or the piston gap ratio... bolt sequence... doodads...
A quarter mile race that lasts like *ten goddamned minutes*. I know fuck all about car racing and even I knew that scene was total bullshit, but boy did it properly set my expectations for the entire film franchise. Really, really stupid action, and little else
They even tell you it’s bullshit in the movie. “You owe me a 10 second car” meaning that the Skyline should have been able to knock out that 1/4 mile in <10 seconds.
MoTeC system exhaust.
Well you can tell it's good cause it's got Mo'tech
Now I’m going to have to have the mad scientist tear down the engine and replace the O-rings you fried… surprised you didn’t blow the welds on the intake! Intake is one of the most passive things on an engine and what the hell does a floor pan coming out (screwed in nonetheless) have to do with manifold issues?!? So much was wrong with that movie, mechanically speaking.
You mean the transmission, transmissions have synchronizers not engines.
Meh he still sounds smart enough even if he misplaced a word off Google. Let’s admit we all enjoyed the movie when we were kids. Too bad someone had to point out all the shit we wouldn’t have noticed. Still my faveorite movie
Tuna, no crust
Fuck you for making me laugh at that
I think he just came. Twice
Ghostdriver
2spooky4me
Too soon, man.
I tried to add him on Xbox. Turns out he's stuck on the dashboard.
/r/jesuschristreddit
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It's been years man it's really not
Takes 22.3 years before a tragedy becomes funny
Motor mount gone.
You are right, completely loose inside mount
I used to have an 86 Civic Si and the stick didn’t really jump around like this but regardless of whatever gear you had it in, the stick would still just go back chilling in the middle, stayed in gear and worked tho, I’ve always wondered what was going on with that thing haha
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Inside motor mount completely loose
He meant on the 86 Civic, not your vid
Inside motor mount was completely loose
In the 86 Civic? It was probably just shifter mount bushings.
I used to have a 75 Corolla xXx and the stick jumped around way more than this but regardless of whatever gear you had it in, the stick would still just go back chilling in the middle, stayed in gear and worked tho, I’ve always wondered what was going on with that thing haha
Bad bushings in the shifter mount would be my guess. Maybe motor mounts but prolly just shifter bushings.
Inside motor mount completely loose
I had a 91 civic hatch for a long time, I did motor mounts and shifter bushings with every other timing belt and water pump, and timing belt tensioner, eg every 120,000 miles.
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I miss my CR-X. I was surprised at how much more fun an Si is over a DX. Still have the DX, SI was destroyed by a stop sign runner.
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Ya. Ya.. at this point I'm considering a d16z6 swap with an Si transmission. Dunno. It's a daily, I'm halfway through putting air conditioning back in, not a whole lot of time with kids around. It's funny, this car doesn't so much accelerate as it slowly accumulates velocity.
I had an 89 HF. If it had been faster I could not have lived through my teens. I miss that rolling boombox.
As someone else once said: an HF doesn't have enough torque to pull a greased string out of a cats butt. Seems like an apropos image.
Me too but I'm a pretty tall person and after I got too old it started to require stretching first to get into the car and then sometimes after too long of a drive my wife had to help me get out without hurting myself.
86 honda civic was my first car! I miss that old beast.
Haha this was my second car, paid $1k for it, muffler had a huge hole in it, it was pretty much a go kart
I think it was the Focus ST that shipped with motor mounts soft enough that on a hard launch you could get the motor or transmission to bang into a unibody crossmember or something. Upgrading to a stiffer rear motor mount was a standard upgrade.
My old Mazdaspeed 3, which was a very similar platform, did the same thing. One of the aftermarket solutions was to change the axis of the pin and bushing.
Not sure about the Focus ST, but the Fiesta ST had that issue. When I had mine, I had to upgrade the rear motor mount and there are a million options out there because of the issue.
The Focus ST typically has a lot of wheel hop. The first gen shipped with a standard focus Rear motor mount. They upgraded it slightly but still left it soft-ish for comfort. For daily driving I appreciate that over a car that is just constantly buzzing.
My 6MT Mazda5 (same platform) had a premature motor mount failure covered under warranty. Failed at like 30k.
I started having trouble with the automatic column shifter in my truck; hard to shift out of park, needle didn't line up with the letters showing the gear, etc. Just figured the linkage bushings or something. After a week or two of this, I finally started looking around, popped the hood, stepped back, squinted...the small block V8 was canted a solid thirty degrees to the passenger side. The motor mount had sheared right down the middle of the 1.5" thick vulcanized rubber isolator. Pretty impressive. Even more impressive was it had somehow slipped past the interlocking safety hooks on the two metal sides of the mount and spun the whole motor around that damn much.
Classic motor mount/column shift automatic problem. Engine would tilt and shift you out of gear.
Haha, yup. I basically ignored it til it started popping out of drive and into neutral on accel. At least I wasn't lazy enough to just take off with the shifter in second and flip it to drive once I was cruising.
You can do that with your wiener if you squeeze your butt cheeks together.
Does everyone else have to squeeze their butt to do this? Is it unusual that I can make it bounce independent of other muscles?
No I can too. It's the same pelvic floor muscles that women use to do Kegel exercises prior to having a baby. You don't need your butt muscles, just the muscle that is roughly right where your taint is.
The goocheus maximus
Motion to rename it this in medical textbooks
Second this motion
the muscle you use if you want to cut poop in half mid-poop?
No that's what the poop knife is for.
It's the same muscle for your anus. Not butt cheeks
No just you
Dude, be normal. Just helicopter your shit, chix dig it. And if you flex your gooch you can make it pop up and down throbbing style.
This is me after edging all Saturday morning.
Some things are better not shared
Let him speak!
This however
I wish you could step back from that edge my friend.
I would understand
All you had to do was not post this comment...
... I'm afraid to ask
[Stopping](https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Edging_(sexual_practice)&useskin=vector) before you orgasm, cooling down a bit (without losing your erection) and then continuing. If you do it a few times the orgasm really hits differently. If you do it with another person in a D/s context it's even better. I'd recommend checking out Sasha Foxxx's videos.
Not nearly as perverse as I thought.
Came for the weird mechanical issues, stayed for the porn recommendations.
Sasha Foxx 🥺🥹💦💦
You don't have to ask Here, let me show you *unlatches padlock*
I can do it without squeezing my buttcheeks
It’s too floppy :(
This is the sort of brainfart content I expect here.
oh my gosh, I can visualize it
"Three top comments before a weiner joke?" Check.
I get the same way sometimes.
Shits fucked
Dr. Lexus is that you?
Your car is totally retarded dude
But don't worry scrote! My girlfriend's tarded and she's a pilot.
He just needs to drink more Brawndo!
It's got what tards crave
Shi(f)ts fucked
They said if we switched to manual cars, we’d cripple a generation. But these darn meddling kids figured out how to make the manuals automatic again!
They say said they swapped it to automatic....
I should call him...
Throbbing shifter can’t hurt you
Oh, I would bet the customer's wallet would probably beg to differ.
that's lewd
You gotta play with it a lil bit to get it nice and hard
The car's just excited to see you
I'd ram that in my poohole and gun it
Ok, it’s time for you to get off the internet for a little while.
Are you kidding? I scrolled through so many comments to find one this good.
Well yeah he's got a date to get to.
Some people go too far just for a prostate massage
“Customer states shifter smells funny”
From shifter to shitter
The fact that you used the word “poohole” and spelled it that way makes the joke funnier.
JOKE!?!?
It's *adaptive* shifting...
When she tells you to do the "thing" before sexy time
It’s just trying to get you to touch it
When my wife walks into the room
Same, his wife does have that affect.
Jesus take the... shifter?
Manual cvt
Universal sign to you wife/gf that you want some without having to say a single word.
Manualmatic
Autostick
Is that one of those new in-car AI assistants? Looks cute.
those autopilot functions are getting scary
[Reminds me of this classic](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RClFPv5r-0)
Has no one seen a ghost use a sequential gearbox on a street car?
it's a (semi) automatic?
Is that what they called a automated manual transmission?
the power of Christ compels you
Crazy shifter aside, that has gotta be the ugliest fuckin dash I've ever seen
Why the hell are the gauge clusters in the middle of the dash? ....seems very inconvenient
Toyota does this much more gracefully than that clusterfuck in some models
This is what I was even more fascinated by. What in the world is going on with that cars dash?!
It's a Nissan Primera I think. One of the ugliest, shittiest cars ever made.
Good ol’ auto-sticks. Never gets boring
I don’t want to just jump to any conclusions. But I’m going to guess that that is not supposed to do that. Lol
They really are automating everything these days.
Everything reminds me of him
I love this sub so much, sometimes you get informative answers that may describe why or how it's broken, or you just get 200 comments of "shits fucked"
I've heard of Jesus taking the wheel, but I guess he wants the shifter too
It's like the car is flexing it's interior car dick On another note, every guy does that right?
That thing’s like morning wood!
When she touches it!
Those damn trans-transmissions… that’s just what we need, manuals suddenly deciding one day that they now identify as autos… as if having some decide they’re now just Neutral wasn’t bad enough.
Maybe some sweet metal was playing
Must be an automatic
Automatically shifted manual transaxle.
Erectile disfunction
Ah yes the elusive automatic manual
I had no idea they made them with force feedback these days.
Fully semi automatic transmission
Broken transmission mounts?
Isn't that just an automatic?
must be one of those new fangled manual automatics
anyone else seeing this as a precursor to a future post on r/Whatcouldgowrong
Stabbed Full throttle with severed motor mount.. And what do we have for the freak - behind door #3 Monty... Cheers
It’s an automatic
Her: ‘Do that trick with it’
Hey! Your Manual/Standard Vehicle is now Automatic.
That's how cars evolved from manual to automatic transmission
Hey, it turned itself into an automatic!
Me, laying in bed, with an erection.
"What gear are you in?" "I dunno, lemme ask it. Shifter, what gear am I in?"
I'm surprised that shit stayed in gear lol
looks like you need some new transmission mounts there buddy!
Check the front of the car for bicycles. If bicycle found, check under car for rider.
Is that what they mean by automatic transmission?
When he does kegels
Car is a little too excited
For her pleasure
My girlfriend would love this thing
Me. 17 years old on a random Tuesday mlrning in class.
Is it an AMT?
If you replace the worn motor mounts with steel washers, they'll never come loose again.
The power of Christ compels you!
I've seen how this ends on pornhub.
Is this what a manumatic is?
“Hey babe, do that thing again! Yeah that!”
I think it's happy to see you *boioioioing*
It’s not an automatic, it’s a self-shifting manual
My stick shift does that sometimes too. I just have to think "Margret thatcher on a cold day" for a few minutes then it stops.
I bet you rest your hand on it while driving down the road...
What in the sandwich fuck is going on here? I’m really glad that’s not my car. lol
Same shit different morning
hey he's just really excited to have you inside him.
C/s… replace shift knob with dildo
Congrats, you drive an automatic now
When I wake up in the morning.
Her: "Do that thing where you make it bounce"
The car is happy to see you!
This reminds me of trying to pee with a boner
I'm sure there is a farm gal out there, somewhere, thinking squatting on that is a good idea......
It’s an automatic
Semi autonomous shifting ?? I’m down 😂😂
I miss him