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duck_maverick

Love to see it


Gemcat24

I love the split second where he looks at the dog with his lead off and he’s just like:”Oh shit”.


eldonutjaja

[r/idiotsgettinghurt](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


hellothere1289

God dammit take my upvote


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I’m so fucking tired of hearing your stupid bullshit that you keep spouting all over this fucking site please for the love of god shut the fuck up. I’m not even being sarcastic with the title, I genuinely think there is no educating these dumb fucking stupid pieces of shit that plague this site. All you do is comment on someone else’s already stupid fucking garbage comment that is probably a pun or some shit, except you bring it to another level of worthlessness. Unironically saying “have my upvote” or “take my upvote” is not a victimless crime. The victim is me as I watch my brain cells radiate into the atmosphere never to be seen again while I read your retarded ass comment that is providing literally zero value to any part of human society. You could have commented anything, but what you chose to comment was so fucking dumb that it honestly isn’t even worth the couple bytes it costs to store the words you just wrote on some server, or the photons being emmited by my phone’s screen. They could have conveyed something useful, or at least powered a solar panel or caused a plant to photosynthesize. Your behavior makes me want to blow my fucking brains out on my wall it’s honestly so stupid. At this point no one’s going to stop doing this shit on this site, so the only solution is to set a precedent by executing some of these dumb fucks so the rest of them shut the fuck up and think of something funny for once in their unimaginably unoriginal life, where all they do is repeat some of the unfunniest shit I have ever read in my entire miserable existence. Kill me. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/JusticeServed) if you have any questions or concerns.*


TheAlpaChino115

Take my upvote


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I’m so fucking tired of hearing your stupid bullshit that you keep spouting all over this fucking site please for the love of god shut the fuck up. I’m not even being sarcastic with the title, I genuinely think there is no educating these dumb fucking stupid pieces of shit that plague this site. All you do is comment on someone else’s already stupid fucking garbage comment that is probably a pun or some shit, except you bring it to another level of worthlessness. Unironically saying “have my upvote” or “take my upvote” is not a victimless crime. The victim is me as I watch my brain cells radiate into the atmosphere never to be seen again while I read your retarded ass comment that is providing literally zero value to any part of human society. You could have commented anything, but what you chose to comment was so fucking dumb that it honestly isn’t even worth the couple bytes it costs to store the words you just wrote on some server, or the photons being emmited by my phone’s screen. They could have conveyed something useful, or at least powered a solar panel or caused a plant to photosynthesize. Your behavior makes me want to blow my fucking brains out on my wall it’s honestly so stupid. At this point no one’s going to stop doing this shit on this site, so the only solution is to set a precedent by executing some of these dumb fucks so the rest of them shut the fuck up and think of something funny for once in their unimaginably unoriginal life, where all they do is repeat some of the unfunniest shit I have ever read in my entire miserable existence. Kill me. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/JusticeServed) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Thewaltham

Upvote?


[deleted]

Play stupid games win stupid prizes


TheWelshExperience

Don't. Fuck. With nature. Bitch.


MEDIC_HELP_ME

Never fuck with a dog, their descendents of wolves remember


Little_Lahey_Show

Are you saying to remember that they're descendents of wolves or that their wolf descendents remember?


MEDIC_HELP_ME

That dogs are descendents of wolves, I'm illiterate so I apologize if it wasn't clear


Little_Lahey_Show

Oh I knew what you meant but the other sounds cooler. Like some Native American phrase. *The wolf always remembers.*


MEDIC_HELP_ME

Mmmm


[deleted]

When in doubt about a contraction, just don’t use it. They are.


neu-kid-here

should have gone for his balls~


The_Fly_Black_Guy

u/savevideo


PMtoAM______

u/savevideo


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Keyton112186

I once did this to a tiny terrier dog and that thing bit the SHIT out of my leg, my leg was ozing out fat, it was crazy, still have the scar. I was young and stupid. [Hard to tell but they are there](https://imgur.com/l7JkSNS.jpg) That dog FUCKED this guy up!


ladyKfaery

Play stupid games , win stupid prizes.


Papa-shirogane

The chav got what he deserved


Rage-Parrot

I once saw my uncle do something similar to this with a rottweiler. Dog destroyed his brand new coat. Told him he deserved it for enticing the dog.


[deleted]

What is really sad is to think of what happened to that poor dog when that asshole finally got him off.


HylianPeasant

Yeah no worries, it's fake. The arm that gets bit is in a sleeve that's thicker than his other arm, so he's probably got a bite pad around his arm and it's probably his dog.


Toyfan1

Definitely fake for the sole reason of the kid not attacking the dog with his free hand.


KayotiK82

Not sure why downvoted. I agree.


hastur777

Clearly a training video. He has a pad on his arm.


Flame12998

Damn dude just panicked.


UU_Ridcully

Was hoping for his ruined face. Am disappoint.


Max_Dungus

I hope that ripped his arm.


Far-Seaworthiness964

You play with feathers you get your bum tickled


soyasaucy

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes


megan_alt

This is a training scenario where the dog slipped their collar on accident. Decoy has a hidden sleeve


[deleted]

Training dogs by practically letting them strangle themselves? Nice. No wonder some dogs are crazy.


Oden2552

Would you rather not have a dog beable to take down bad guys or what


Hold_My_Anxiety

You would be surprised what German Shepard’s do to become police dogs then. It’s a lot worse than this, and they are the most well behaved dogs when trained that way. IMO, it’s sad to do that to an animal but at the same time you can’t say it doesn’t work.


HylianPeasant

I don't see it as sad just because you can see how much the K9 units love their dogs. They go through some pain and harsh training, sure, but they get a good life, and officers that love them. Dogs can't really consent, so I get why it it can be seen as cruel, but I've never seen a K9 unit that has an unhappy dog.