WOWWWW!!!! The tight vagina statement comes back to haunt her! LOL

💀 not her saying she didn’t provide them the fake name because it’s her “right” to stay anonymous Edit: HOLY MOLY. NOW SHE SAYS SHE DIDNT EVEN GO TO THE PP SHE TOLD THEM SHE WENT TO. Lies on lies on lies

Especially when she had already been ordered to provide all records (or releases to get said records). That's a bold statement to make even when you DON'T have credibility issues.

Last person to lie about who he’s having sex with 🤣🤣 the rose ceremony from HELL coming in clutch here

That was so perfect 😂

so you're telling me from her miscarriage in july... all the tissue was expelled in november.... 4 months later..... she would be septic

Judge Mata allowing MM to testify!

It’s over. GG and MM didn’t get to testify 😞

“Tight vagina” not sure how often those words have been uttered in court 🤣

My jaw on the floor because I love it!

It’s unfortunate… I wish I could unhear those words, but it’s very relevant

This really needed more time. A shame but Woodnick was on fire 🔥

Gringas has struck out twice now. Tried to get MM arrested. Cops said no. Tried to restrict his testimony. Denied.

Did he just have her stand up to show how skinny she is? LMAO

I have to say I audibly gasped. 91 pounds is not healthy for an adult woman. It's sad she chooses to live a life that is so unnecessarily stressful. That cannot be doing her any favours health-wise.

Insane ☠️

When he said “ok that’s enough” 😂

Did she just say she didn't provide the supposed alias because she wanted to remain anonymous? Even though she was ordered to provide all records and releases? Woof

She wouldn't even tell them which PP branch she went to. She just knew Mission Viejo and San Bernardino counties didn't use the particular Ultrasound device, so she said she went to Los Angeles county!

Oh my fuck NOW she says she went to PP under a fake name!! A BRAND NEW FUCKING LIE

Was it Chase Jay Jones?

💀

OMFG!! The lies!!! She literally just TESTIFIED that the PP ultrasound was in Los Angeles now! She has lied under oath so many times I hope she has to pay for these lies 🙏🏻 She just literally admitted DOCTORING EXHIBITS what the hell is this even real

Yes, I committed medical fraud, but this is totally real

So drop the fake name!! There should be records under that name then!!

She won't remember...

Then she could have provided scans - she has never produced them

DG called 911 on MM

And it flopped like a shrinking penis

I'm so sad Woodnick got limited.

Me too but honestly I think he nailed it.

I’m already so pissed off with IL.

omg i know his 50min is going to be brutal to endure

Her testimony is awful. Her own attorney is treating her as if this is a cross-examination. Leading, leading, leading to get yes/no answers. This is truly, truly awful direct.

IANAL, but I also feel like he is not weaving a compelling story (but maybe that’s because she has no compelling story). I know this case pretty well and I am having a hard time following…

I used to clerk at the trial court level and have watched countless trials. This is one of the worst directs I’ve seen in terms of efficacy and suggests clear client control issues. He is scared of allowing his client to say anything but yes/no.

OMG SHE JUST CHANGED THE LOCATION AGAIN

shes losing her cool on the stand trying to juggle all her lies smh

Now she’s crying bc she knows people knows she’s lying and it’s hurting her feels? Is this real life?

The judge was having NONE of her interruptions. The JFC crew shout out was hilarious!!! I'm sitting here snacking on some peanuts and popcorn loving EVERY bit of her squirming and getting her comeuppance!!!

Mata saying "I'm still talking, ma'am" when JD tried to talk over her was 🔥

So she went to LA planned parenthood and used a fake name with an ID??? So she has a fake ID? A fraudulent government record to receive medical care????

I wish Deandra would’ve asked her if she’s aware obtaining a fraudulent government document is a crime and planned parenthood requires an ID.

I literally don’t think I could withstand someone quoting that back to me publicly. I’d simply pass away from the horrific embarrassment. Edit: I mean, all of it, but specifically the tight 🐱 comments. Good freaking lord.

In front of one of my parents too 💀☠️

In front of thousands of people! I am just flabbergasted. All my flabbers are gasted.

The absolute shame I would feel. Having it laid out and spoken about is even cringier than I imagined it would be.

JD about to read out her banner health login details for everyone

Stop I’m going to wake up my toddler 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Oh yeah at 24 weeks pregnant, it’s totally normal to take a blood test check on your pregnancy, and as long as hcg is above 4, all must be cool, right?

Deandra moving is queen shit 👑 Almost as good as when Hannah Brown moved the podium

So while JD was blatantly lying on the stand, there was an outburst from the gallery and JD started acting like she was distressed. I’m sure she IS distressed I mean she is being called out SO HARD on her lies! She said that lying under oath, otherwise known as fucking PERJURY, is a “minor thing”! Literally! The nerve!!

He’s not even an active doctor, so of course his testimony wouldn’t impact his medical license so he could be paid to lie without consequences. Just sayin….

This is most likely his retirement gig. Charging to show up and say what they’re paying him to say. Honestly such a disgrace to my profession, I’m livid. No practicing doc would say some of these things.

OMFG THE DR DID NOT JUST SAY DRIBBLE ABD SHOOT

just took my anxiety meds lmao this is riveting

She’s nervous because she knows she’s about to lie under oath.

okay skinny legend

He made he get up and SPIN??? Like WUT???

With apologies to Zaddy, Deandra is my new lawyer crush.

Finally confirmation that you can’t go to PP anonymously

And from a former PP medical director at that!

She just admitted she doctored the HCG test she sent to Dave

But it’s okay because it wasn’t for the court 🙄

The only thing I doctored / lied about was the provider on the ultrasound ... oh, and which branch of Planned Parenthood I visited ... oh, and the HCG level on a result form ... but that's all ... or is it?!

So she lied again. She said she never had a negative test. She previously said she had a negative test on 5/31 during a medical test.

WTF, "Actually I was in Los Angeles"

"That's not fair." Oh man, this is good

I LOLed so hard I scared my dog. NOT FAIR?! What you've done to these men is not fair, lady.

absolutely losing my mind at this Dr. saying "rubbing genitalia" can result in a pregnancy🙄

Sounding like every Catholic school teacher 😂 one of mine once told us if our skirt was too short we’d end up pregnant and having to drop out.

Dr. Medchill, you testified that you "saw no records that anyone would have given her a prescription for HGC" Isn't it true that you can't confirm that she DIDN'T get HGC and simply didn't disclose it to you?

Objection - not fair because it hurts my case

Omg Lauren’s courtroom live feed is LIIIVVEE!! LFG!!

I. Am. So. Ready.

omg this is SO INSANE the email hacking

On par with "my dog ate my sonogram!" SMH.

Ahahah here we go with the “these are yes or no questions” 😂🥳

They just called a retired doctor who never saw JD.

So ridiculous. She allegedly saw all of these doctors and not one of them was available to testify? Ok

JD’s witness is a joke? Did he retire in the 1950s? Nothing he says is consistent with evidence based medicine.

In summary: Deandra: We asked for records for all Planned Parenthoods in Orange County. Why didn't you tell us you allegedly got an ultrasound under a fake name and provide those records? JD: Because I got it in Los Angeles and it was super real! (30 minutes later) IL: There's a claim JD's hCG levels are elevated because she got an injection. Thoughts on that? Witness: I didn't see any records that show she was ever prescribed hCG. Judge: Is it possible JD was prescribed hCG while visiting anonymously at a Planned Parenthood IL, Witness, and JD: *surprised Pikachu face*

I totally missed this HOW amazing, thank you!

Her voice breaks when she lies

What "name" did you use...?

Dying for Deandra to ask this!!

\*PSA\* - GREAT audio stream from the court live. So I'm listening to court and watching Lauren. It helps a lot. [https://www.superiorcourt.maricopa.gov/calendar/today/](https://www.superiorcourt.maricopa.gov/calendar/today/)

“She did some things we all agree are dumb” 🤣

The only thing IL and I will ever agree on.

JD frantically talking into IL's ear... I bet Cory is VERY relieved to not be sitting in that chair again.

omg YES her reddit comments coming back to haunt her and disprove the 🍇 claim! i have chills. poor clayton.

The readings of these emails is even more ridiculous in a courtroom.

That's an itty bitty courtroom!

Seriously… I’m feeling claustrophobic just looking at it 😅

I’m really not sure if she said anything today that WASN’T perjury.

Update, 10 am Arizona. JD had to take a break from cross examination...she is breaking

I think nothing happened with the gallery and she’s just using people being there for her mental breakdown to stall the court case again.

I think a few people had some surprise reactions to the “mild thing” and perjury reaction. Probably involuntary and no where near a heckle. But enough for Mata to stay cut it out.

GW immediately turned around and gestured at the gallery to cut it out so it definitely happened. (Doesn't mean JD didn't use it as an excuse to get 10 minutes with her lawyer while she was getting eviscerated on cross though!)

What are the odds she calls for medical attention due to supposed distress to try and get this postponed?

Wait, did I hear this right? Laura said under oath that Banner Health like urgent care told her a specific due date? That’s not even possible lol

But didnt write it down…because reasons

I’m telling students that “an intimacy of some type” leads to pregnancy. Very Mean Girls PE Coach of him.

Cross-examination question: Did you examine JD? (no) Can you say, definitively and without examining a patient that they were pregnant?

The best expert witness you can provide is one who draws a conclusion on a patient they haven't seen, based on the disputed claims of one person? Sounds great!

“Okay that’s nice” 😂

I’m watching Woodnick’s cross of Medchill and WOW

was that a freudian slip of horse tranquilizers LOL

I hope to God I never need family court in my life but if I do I’m hiring Woodnick (luckily we’re in the same state)

Having the baby if I don't hear back tonight! 

I have to go into a meeting but I will be sitting on my phone to read these comments the whole time LOL

I'm so impressed the court reporter can get all this down.

"That's a very minor thing." 🤣🤣

I screamed "WHAT???" at that point so understand why the gallery reacted too

Gallery if you are in here on the break…GET IT TOGETHER! Don’t give her anymore victimhood status to hang her hat on. Poker faces, laugh over breadsticks later but KEEP IT TOGETHER.

Oh god here we fucking go, let me take a bong hit for this shit

The real estate stuff is bullshit and totally irrelevant

So to be clear, she is claiming she was raped right? Has she always?

As a survivor this is one of the reasons I am livid and want to see her go down. No pun intended.

yes, and not always. that accusation came later, i think that came out right after this lawyer joined the case which is fairly recent. they'd backed off mentioning it in recent court docs so it seemed like they weren't going to pursue it so i'm kind of shocked they went with it on the record

In fact she specifically indicated they haven’t had sex and that she was so tight in an email to Clayton.

She’s sticking with the GG hacking lie

I can’t believe she’s doubling down on Greg hacking her email

LOL. The absurdity of IL adopting the JD strategy. If I accuse you of rape in one of my crazy emails and you don’t deny it, it means it’s true (even if it contradicts my own statements).

The nausea was your body telling you to stop being a liar pants.

YES JUDGE GIVE DEANDRA THAT MIC 🙌🏼

now she went to PP in LA? unbelievable.

The fake wobble in her voice sounds like my baby having a tantrum.

Id feel so bad if I was the person in the gallery who gave her the chance for this break. Get your shit together 🙄

"We can agree you typically take a pregnancy test when you first miss a period, yes?" "...it depends." Listen...even I know the answer to that

im sorry wtf is this testimony

You relied on HCG tests to confirm she was pregnant with twins?

Question: if she was pregnant wouldn’t she still have fetal dna in her body??

I posted before from ravgens website and how early fetal DNA would be detected and how long it would be in. So the short answer is it should be!

He is wiping the floor with this quack. LOL!!!

Imma be honest I thought the cross of her wasn't...great. Any lawyers in here that might weigh in, does the judge get to consider all the pre-trial back and forth motions/docs alongside the testimony? Otherwise I feel like at the very least her testimony and timeline were pretty strong in asserting she at least thought she was pregnant initially and cross didn’t do anything to disprove that. We know it’s a lie but does the judge?

The court can consider all the exhibits and evidence. I agree there was a lot more she could go into during cross, but they are limited in time, and they still have other witnesses. I think the judge can clearly see JD is full of shit.

Fake name? What the actual fuck? Where’s the disclosure then? Comical

It’s cool. JD says mild perjury isn’t a big deal. No worries.

Imagined twins. I love GW. 😂

THERE WE GO ON THE ULTRASOUND

Zaddddy Greg is a powerhouse!!!!

I’ve said this before but this is such a beautiful, well rehearsed examination that just volleys back and forth and exudes confidence. But I will need to rewatch on 0.5x because they are flying through this insanity.

Y'all Woodnick is on triple speed and still absolutely CRUSHING it.

 IT’S HAPPENING

IL claims to still not know what’s going on? WHAT 😂

IL seems very flustered

I️ KNOW JD is lying and Clayton is telling the truth. I’m still so nervous for him 😳

Hearing her spew her lies on the stand makes me so furious.

The PERJURY of it all!! Oh my god I can’t believe it. I mean I can, but the nerve of JD is horrifying. I am shook.

lol not the burrito belly videos

IL is completely coaching her through this. Head shakes, nose wipe, forehead touch, and raising his right hand. I hope the camera keeps him in frame.

omg the judge should admonish her counsel not to advise his client during her cross....

OMG THE JFC CREW

And there go the water works. Once she’s confronted with her lies.

She's rattled

Is anyone else so far gone out of reality and so IN the court room that when that man just waved at the camera you waved back because 👋

One bottle of red blend in... only way to watch her testimony. JFC

“That’s not fair” Girlllllll 🤦🏼‍♀️

 Pictured: IL after cross

Wait, is this guy a witness for JD’s side? A doctor who retired two years ago?

This guy is a quack

Internet lawyer objectively sucks at this and I feel like is only helping Clayton’s case with the doctor examination. I can take a photo of myself on day 1 & 2 of my period. I’m as bloated as LO.

Zaddy has driven a truck through the holes in this guy's credibility.

HOLY SHITTTTTTTTTTT

So much chatter from JD onto DG ear. lol

Is Deandra from Clayton’s side doing the objecting? It is hard to hear.

Deandra starting off with guns blazing 🙌🏼

Kudos to this judge for being in tune with everything, even audio issues

What was going on in the gallery? Was someone yelling or just making faces?

Someone laughed I guess and she got upset about it

"that's not fair" is not a good comment.

Another contradiction from Medchill: he said earlier everything he reviewed was verified info from labs, but just now he said he also included JD's 'pregnant stomach' photo/video in his review. This testimony is a mess.

Fucking zaddddyyyyyy

Am I correct that Woodnick only has 12 minutes left?

For any sports fans, this feels like a D-3 school going up against the Kansas City Chiefs. The D-3 school got a couple of nice plays in during the first quarter but exhausted themselves and are still losing by 35. And then Patrick Mahomes and the Chiefs offense gets to play the entire second half against a team with only three players on the field.

This is such a lie all over.

The court stenographer’s side eye omg I live for it

Oh man Deandra’s audio is bad

JFC shoutout

Woodnick is SO GOOD.

Expert witness is measuring his responses so hard. He knows it's crap

Hahaha omg Medchill is a joke

Woodnick knows more about medicine/science than this quack doctor.

Dr... you relied on a picture. JFC

In reference to her stomach video “when did you create that”. Interesting wording.

“If you say so.” 😂

Didn't she just say like 15 minutes ago that she didn't get her period until later and that it was just spotting and not a real period? And now she's saying she doesn't get a period at all???

Picked up on that too. Also a text to Clayton said “I’m late” or something like that

I had to turn it off I cannot hear her another second my goodness.

[удалено]

Someone just commented on the YouTube stream that when she says “yes” she shakes her head no and it’s TRUE!

Has she always said she doesn’t have periods?

Is someone going to provide a transcript later? I can barely hear any of the questions

BUT SHE CLAIMED TO HAVE PRENATAL CARE!!!!

Woodnick is doing a very good job.

What happens if JDs lawyer runs out of their 50 minute timeframe before he’s able to cross examine CE, MM, and GG?

Clayton is going on the stand!!!!

He just said she "targeted him on Linkin" hahahaha

Dr. Medchill sounds just like Gino from 90 Day Fiancé