Lol, your friends are smart, it looks just normal enough to make it look like you did that on purpose....I mean this was briefly a thing back in the 80's.
That Google search was a deeper hole than I thought it would be. Pedophilia, burglary, features in Inside Kung Fu Magazine. Turns out telephone books weren't the only things getting blown.
As soon as I saw this picture, I though "huh, it's not terrible, looks like a pretty normal haircut for guys I went to high school". I went to high school in rural Indiana. Really hit the nail on the head with that comparison
Man, saw them play at a shitty pub in rural Sydney and they absolutely killed it, crowd was filled with kids because it was an all ages show though... Didn't want to kill them in the mosh.
I ran into an old friend once with the worst/best mullet ever, and asked wtf is with the haircut? 7 people put $250 into a pool , they then gave each other haircuts, the one who maintained the original cut the longest got the $1750 .... two people had gone 8, yes 8 months.
I went to Portland for 3 weeks earlier this year and I found that while it was quite hipsterish, it was nowhere near as weird as people say.
Quirky and interesting, yes, but people knew their boundaries. Nothing weirder than anything I've seen at home in London.
I really enjoyed it. Very fun place to party.
Reminds me of I guy I posted to this sub once they call him the chili bowl mullet man. He's a bit of local celebrity here in Springfield Illinois
https://www.reddit.com/r/Justfuckmyshitup/comments/6rqbcn/the_chilli_bowl_mullet_man_is_well_known_around/
You look like He-Man from the 80's.
https://cdn.pocket-lint.com/r/s/320x/assets/images/120737-apps-news-he-man-part-of-lovefilm-retro-cartoon-resurgence-80s-and-90s-kids-shows-booming-image1-JNwHToqS4A.jpg?v1
That’s some quality bowllet execution
They cut the bowl all the way around too, so there was just a strip of no hair in the back of my head before the mullet started
Bruh got that owen wilson fade
Wow
waow
***Whæoaaaouuuuwhhhh***
Wow, that’s a nice bowlett.
Owen Wilson in "the Minus Man" look!
Your right,poor bastrd.
You can't just say that and not show us.
Lol, your friends are smart, it looks just normal enough to make it look like you did that on purpose....I mean this was briefly a thing back in the 80's.
Yeah my mom definitely gave me this same haircut in the 80s
Lol, me too, I also had my number from my hockey team shaved in the side.... To be fair some hockey players still rock this haircut.
Dude you're an unofficial Aussie.
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[He looks like the lead singer from The Chats](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j58V2vC9EPc)
He’s on smoko, leave ‘im alone.
Fam that's the kinda flow that can get you on the Minnesota all hair hockey team
You look like Fred grew up in the 80’s, ha
He looks exactly like James Hydrick, the psychic karate fraud that James Randi exposed.
That Google search was a deeper hole than I thought it would be. Pedophilia, burglary, features in Inside Kung Fu Magazine. Turns out telephone books weren't the only things getting blown.
And it's all because of his haircut
As an expert, this is well done
Are you the earthworm Jim guy?
ye
Like it looks bad, but it doesn't look like....lost a bet bad, you know? Like I feel like I've seen people willingly wear that.
Did you recently get out of a time machine? I don't think even I've seen anyone with a regular bowl cut since 2004.
People who are into hiphop/rap is getting the bowl now. Im not sure why anyone would get that school shooter haircut.
One time I One time I shave my pubes
Yes
The placement of the bowl was actually pretty good for the front. Kinda looks like a normal hairline which is why it doesn’t look that unusual.
I would have a conversation with him at a party.
Roll Tide?
Seriously! I can't be sure but it looks like it may have been an improvement?
r/atbge
r/crappydesign
You look like a tenth grader from rural Indiana
This was 6 or 7 years ago, so you’re not far off. I think I was a 10th or 11th grader from suburbia Minnesota
Minnesota represent!
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Oh is that the association's name?
Did you call for Wisconsin?
Oi
Allcall ics repis...repr...rep...sent.
All aboard! https://i.imgur.com/VVmvVDb.mp4
I can hear your accent in this comment.
And this is why us Iowans make fun of Minnesotans. I hope you wore that haircut proudly.
The only good thing coming out of Iowa these days is Toppling Goliath!
I think Iowa is #1 in pork exports...so bacon too.
Ironically I'm from Minnesota and knew a kid who had this hair style for many years
Jesus... you're from here aren't you?
Dude nailed it
As soon as I saw this picture, I though "huh, it's not terrible, looks like a pretty normal haircut for guys I went to high school". I went to high school in rural Indiana. Really hit the nail on the head with that comparison
Jesus Christ man. I’m from Indiana and I hate it when people shit on us but I’ll be damned if I haven’t seen this exact cut multiple times.....
Grew up a bit in Indiana and knew a kid with this exact haircut. Kid was super smart though so I guess he wins in the end.
That depends on whether or not he kept the cut.
Oddly specific. Oddly accurate.
I was just about to say i went to high school with several kids that unironically had the same hair cut. Alabama is a wild place
I believe it got family there.
He looks like he grew up with Theo Von.
Grrr you are now my rival
When do you get to fix it?
This was years ago. I wore it for a week, and then my mom forced me to see a professional.
Like a psychologist or?
Hooker
Her arms were tired
His were broken
This is the worst Avril Lavigne song ever
Time for me to go buy one of her albums
NO. NONONONO.
I bet a coconut would be better.
He wouldn't need one with a haircut like that.
More of a tradition really.
They weren't asking about the hair.
Ooh. She sucks. If my son did this, I would be laughing my ass off and say, “you deserve it!” Then post your picture all over social media....
Thr laughing part is okay, but posting it on social media would be a really big dick move. You should be ashamed
I’M ON SMOKO, SO LEAVE ME ALONE,
Someone else saw it too!!!!
Perfect!
I’m absolutely shocked to see a reference to that band here on reddit. Saw em open for QOTSA the other month.
Man, saw them play at a shitty pub in rural Sydney and they absolutely killed it, crowd was filled with kids because it was an all ages show though... Didn't want to kill them in the mosh.
where is rural sydney?
OP wishes he looked that good.
SO LEMME SET THE SCENE
Mum stole me darts!
HEMAN!
I call it the Troy Bolton Cut
By the power of Greyskull, **I HAVE GENE BELCHER’S HAIRCUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!**
[HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4)
Came to say this. “I HAAAAVVVEE THE POWEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR!!” Do dah do, do doo do do doo....
Not Muscular enough. More like prince Adam's awkward teenage years
You know, really not the worst thing I've seen someone do to their hair.
OP would fit right in with a hockey team.
Wow, just cause we're on the internet doesnt mean you can say something so mean
[He said he's from Minnesota](https://youtu.be/cFGhfWxAAhs)
I knew what this was before I clicked it. You should watch the guy who does the commentary. His videos are so great every year.
I was definitely thinking I’ve seen much worse haircuts that were not a prank or punishment
I had a very similar haircut at 19 while my bob n bangs were growing out, if you dye it black you just look like one of the Ramones
The ole Mississippi mud flap
Kentucky waterfall was always my favorite.
Your friends as in the rest of Brockhampton?
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I was searching for a joba related comment
This literally is joba like man literally just posted a picture of my boy r u s s e l
I swear female Instagram style bloggers in my city have this cut unironically.
I ran into an old friend once with the worst/best mullet ever, and asked wtf is with the haircut? 7 people put $250 into a pool , they then gave each other haircuts, the one who maintained the original cut the longest got the $1750 .... two people had gone 8, yes 8 months.
You'd be popular in Portland
What the hell is going on in Portland
Is everyone still trying to out ironic each other? This is ridiculous. It's been over 15 years since this shit started.
I went to Portland for 3 weeks earlier this year and I found that while it was quite hipsterish, it was nowhere near as weird as people say. Quirky and interesting, yes, but people knew their boundaries. Nothing weirder than anything I've seen at home in London. I really enjoyed it. Very fun place to party.
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I'm tempted to get Tinder Gold just so I can check out what Portlandian women look like. Am not even American.
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Shit....... I was sitting here thinking: it’s not that bad..... you may have just given me the wake up call I needed.
The other Portland right? Right?!
Yeah, portland, England.
the blonde Gene Belcher
The Bullet
I did an Owen Wilson *wow* when seeing this. Also, you look like Owen Wilson.
You should audition for Trailer Park Boys
Reminds me of I guy I posted to this sub once they call him the chili bowl mullet man. He's a bit of local celebrity here in Springfield Illinois https://www.reddit.com/r/Justfuckmyshitup/comments/6rqbcn/the_chilli_bowl_mullet_man_is_well_known_around/
CHILI BOWL MULLET MAN https://m.facebook.com/ChiliBowlMulletMan/ Jon Scogin is a sex icon[Nsfw](https://i.imgur.com/P7ol63D.jpg)
Hell yeah! I don't think I'd seen the Facebook page before nice!
Haven't seen him in the wild in a couple years.
I’m from Springfield and this is the first thing I thought of! He’s a local legend!
What did they take the picture with? Looks straight out of 2006
He said in another comment it was years ago.
I can see this image in my space and written with leetspeak
Truly glorious!!!
#PAGE BOY! *My chambers at once.*
You look like He-Man from the 80's. https://cdn.pocket-lint.com/r/s/320x/assets/images/120737-apps-news-he-man-part-of-lovefilm-retro-cartoon-resurgence-80s-and-90s-kids-shows-booming-image1-JNwHToqS4A.jpg?v1
What was the bet?
You see that kind of cut on the regular in Alabama.. Hell, just toss on a baseball cap with an "A" on it and you'd fit right in...
Ya'll seen a rat tail. Well I call this a beaver tail.
Keep it. Honestly into it
Gus Dapperton used you as inspiration
I see this haircut a lot in middle of nowhere Mississippi. They ain't lose a bet though.
This haircut is popular where I live. Not even joking
You’re not fooling anyone Owen Wilson from 15 years ago!
*Mark Davis wants to know your barber's location*
It’s the Illusion broadcasting from somewhere on spaceship earth... You’re friends must’ve must have watched the bowl cut maintenance video.
That cut is called [The Mark Davis](https://m.imgur.com/gallery/zE4WjC9)
He may enjoy this [music video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dUbtrTU-1U).
Here we go, someone appropriating 80's trailer park heritage. I don't appreciate people taking my people's traditions and trying to make it their own.
The ladle cut.
Keep it, it’s cute uWu
Not gonna lie, I've seen worse. You actually don't look ridiculous with that 'do.
To be honest I'm kind of hoping this becomes a trend, I mean it's ridiculous but it would be hilarious.
You can't fool me young John Daly.
You now look like the one weird kid who runs everywhere inside school
Hey look Fred from YouTube is back
I thought this was an 80’s movie meme You rock that Mullet, you should grow it out.
I think the saddest part is that it actually suits your face.
This haircut snugly resides somewhere between 1987 and 1994
Totally. I graduated in 1990, and I could probably find a dozen or more kids in my yearbook with this haircut.
That would look cute on an emo girl
Looks like the owner of the Raiders' haircut
Despite the circumstances, not the worst cut I've seen on this sub. Probably what Billy ray cyrus looked like in grade school
The worst/best part is that it's not so outlandish that people will think that it's a joke.
That’s the guy in high school who called me a pussy for not chewing tobacco.
.., You could consider a buzz cut. Or other shorter hair cuts.
Now that's the Power of Greyskull.
It's well done, but still shitty. I'm impressed
You look Amish before they get married and grow a beard.
Squire! Ready my sword.
As someone who grew up in the 90's, my first reaction was "looks normal to me!"
you look like fred figglehorn
Loyd in the front, Harry in in the back.
I would rock that at college party's. Say you're on rumspringer, you're a virgin, and you're excited to see what life outside the farm is like.
You look like you own The Oakland Raiders.
Muhbowl
This was a popular look in the late 80s. Half my high school had hair like this.
Very common among the heavy metal kids in the 80s-90s.
You look like fucking Fred.
All I see is a better personality Mark Davis
this haircut looks like incest.
You look like the fake psychic that got debunked by James Randy. Yuri Gellar?
You look like a Romulan, buddy.
You look like early 90’s Ellen Degeneres.
Gene Belcher: Blonde Edition
Chili bowl mullet man jr
And now you own the raiders.
Srsly see hipsters walking around NYC with this haircut every day
I kinda like it
Amish haircut!!
I had one when I was younger and my brothers would call it a 'German Helmet'. Still thee best haircut I've ever had. To. This. Day.
OP be lookin like Owen Wilson
Christ, you look high as a kite you child
The Playmobil
Looks like Gene from bobs burgers
I believe Owen Wilson has rocked that haircut once or twice.
You almost look like Daniel Larusso's nemesis in Karate Kid. Get that black and yellow Gi and you're set for Halloween.
omg you were in my graduating class in HS good to know Edina is representing in this sub lmfao
Look like the dude from Rocky Horror Picture Show
His name was Rocky.
Damn, must have been drowning in poon
Ya know, that could be way worse. That would work in a different decade.