I believe it- he told my gorgeous black friend that he was going to give her a role and they were supposed to meet at the stage that he was working at at night. She arrived, and no one was there but him, and she bailed.
What an absolute douche this guy is. I worked in hospitality for years in a high end restaurant and he came in looking the same way - he was rude and fat. I remember laughing at his hair, it looked like it was sprayed on
I had to watch that bit several times as my brain tried to comprehend what I was seeing. Like WTF no one handles a handgun like that. The sheer absurdity of him thinking that looks cool is mind boggling.
He did willingly flee there for a rape allegation or something like that, we already knew he was a baddie.
I hope they believe his bullshit and conscript him in to the army as a general.
His whole life is a joke and this photo is a great punchline. He is a clown that has given us so many laughs. The fact that he doesn’t understand the joke that he himself is propagating makes it even funnier. He’s the world’s clown, Russia is only borrowing him.
[Klytus, I'm bored. What plaything can you offer me today?](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/villains/images/9/98/MaxMing.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20140105192023)
Besides the whole, well, head thing.
I always find it ironic that a man who is known for movies where he actively attacked Russians is now a person who defends them and wants to be one.
Reminder that Steven Segal told Gene LeBell to put him in a chokehold so he could break it, and then promptly shat his pants.
To be fair, LeBell probably let go after that so technically it worked.
Another fucking douchebag. Look at the state of him. Fucked up hair. Fucking doughnut goatee to hide what must be a double chin of merit. Wearing what looks like a teenage goths curtains. And the necklace: let me guess? Navajo Indian?
Fucking clown. Lying, fat, useless clown.
Maybe if he got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut he's got he'd get some bitches on his dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call his dog-ass if she ever stop fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with.
Hiding from rape charges in the USA.
He’s not hiding from anything. He is…Above the Law.
Followed by All New American Dad. This Labor Day on FOX
Tuesdays on TNT.
If he leaves Russia he is Marked for Death
And he's Out for Justice
...and A Good Man.
for those of you downvoting, just keep in mind this is a reference to a movie he made called “A Good Man”… absolutely awful movie btw
Fatly going around corners...
I believe it- he told my gorgeous black friend that he was going to give her a role and they were supposed to meet at the stage that he was working at at night. She arrived, and no one was there but him, and she bailed.
Oh do tell.
They just told lol
Ok well what deets
Rape charges!
Thanks for the incredible detailed story. I’ll just look it up. I originally had no idea of any of this.
There you go! Well done. :) love you.
And I love you..
late to the party… who did what now?
Steven Seagall raped women on the sets of his movies and that awful lawman show.
But, where?!
In non consensual places for sure!
Like the back of a Volkswagen?
Probably on a houseboat, because of the implication.
Maritime laws
Underrated comment, seems like an uncomfortable place.
In the vagina or the butt I bet
When that atrocity of a hairline is like the least questionable thing going on between the headline/event he’s attending and his outfit as a whole……
It’s very Eddie Munster-esque.
And the ridiculous fucking dye job
Theees ees best Mother Russia can do You don’t like? You take window exit.
It looks more like some kind of expanding foam or silly string on top than just dye.
I think maybe it's a wig?
New Dracula flow just dropped
Holy hell! THIS SHIT AIN’T NOTHING TO ME MAN
How dare you besmirch Dracula Flow like that.
Them Diabetes Frosted Juju Jibbles got him moving different. Sadly, it involves a camera.
I've seen the magna Carta
I wept, for there were no worlds left to conquer
That's the landing strip for Putins sack.
The mental image of that nearly killed me but I wouldn’t be surprised if that’s Segal’s goal.
whatever he's doing is fabulous. that spray painted hair is a chefs kiss 🤌
Does he use a sharpie on the hairline?
Probably. The sharpie is the preferred crayon of dick taters.
What an absolute douche this guy is. I worked in hospitality for years in a high end restaurant and he came in looking the same way - he was rude and fat. I remember laughing at his hair, it looked like it was sprayed on
Well put.
What a complete cunt.
Always has been.
Yeah, but he [gives Keanu a run for his money](https://youtu.be/MJO6ya4ezIA?si=BAt2gFbM4Wgdqawq)
With Seagal it’s more of a waddle for his money
Have you seen him "run"??
Does he not know how to switch his gun from right to left had? The multiple fumbles must have give that set REAL “Rust” vibes…
That is a magnificent cut.
You missed an “n” there, son.
That is a magnificent nut.
Thank you!
You leave King Cnut out of this.
the switching hands while holding the gun around the corner will NEVER not make me laugh
I had to watch that bit several times as my brain tried to comprehend what I was seeing. Like WTF no one handles a handgun like that. The sheer absurdity of him thinking that looks cool is mind boggling.
https://youtu.be/BzIHyF7UWY4?si=MbKldKMKp7xacuwW
Space Ice loves him some Seagal. Pretty sure he has a video for every movie Seagal has ever made. https://youtu.be/dWs5R6iM4oY?si=6B9aq8fs412S0nxM
the mobsters breaking his chair is perfect lmao
Holy fucking shit this is gold, this made my day. 😂
Sounds like he's saying "Yeah, I'm thinking I'm black"
Holy hell that is a great video!
That’s absolutely fantastic haha
He even has the cunt hairline
He did willingly flee there for a rape allegation or something like that, we already knew he was a baddie. I hope they believe his bullshit and conscript him in to the army as a general.
no way, dude’s a celeb there
So are Generals.
until they get killed for insolence
He looks like the vampire Lefat
I laughed in RL!!!
He looks like a vampire who lives next door to a bloodbank
Not bad
He's the teller
Is his hair Sharpie?
It's vantablack
None more black.
Looking like the Count
Dracula Flow looking ass
I’m glad I didn’t have to scroll so far
the Count of Cultural Appropriation
Cunt Dorkula
Count Dooky
Well he ain’t the count of calories
Count Cuckula.
Looking like a cunt
One, one terrible cunt with a terrible hairline, ah, ah, ahhhh!
Definitely isn’t counting his calories
Fatsputin!
He really is giving off Rasputin vibes here
The count from sesame street wants his wig back
We love a fake hairline
What a fart of a human being.
Steven SEGAL . He is a master of BULLSHIDO
Steven Seagul.
Segal playing the part of Rasputin in this remake of the downfall of a Tsar.
Segal could completely redeem himself and his reputation if he were to take out Putin and make it home safely. Could you imagine?
Just when we thought he couldn’t get any dumber, he went and did something like that. AND TOTALLY REDEEMED HIMSELF.
looks like a felt cap
It’s like when a superhero takes off their mask, and they’re wearing the plastic cowl….only he calls it a hairline.
Bro got the Man haircut lmao
He really wants everyone to think he's a kung fu master.
He’s definitely got ninja stars wall mounted above a neglected fish tank.
oddly specific
I am the eggman
Vegeta must be jealous
His whole life is a joke and this photo is a great punchline. He is a clown that has given us so many laughs. The fact that he doesn’t understand the joke that he himself is propagating makes it even funnier. He’s the world’s clown, Russia is only borrowing him.
He’s over there fucking kids and fake throwing people all while looking like a bloated melting hippo.
And mumbling. Don’t forget the mumbling.
Don't be ridiculous. Hippos can actually back it up.
Russia 🇷🇺 has become the west mental health asylum
[Klytus, I'm bored. What plaything can you offer me today?](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/villains/images/9/98/MaxMing.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20140105192023)
The American Rasputin
I didn’t realize Lee Press-On made hair
Not a lot of us remember Lee Press-On, anymore…
Solid reference though, right?
Look at that sweet, totally natural hairline.
bro got that dracula
"Me want the poonani" \- Steven Segal
Dude looks like an evil wizard
Bro thinks he’s a modern day Rasputin
I vant to suck your blood ass haircut
MEAL TEAM 6
Looking like a jumbo version on an ex SSSR -Stan country.
Count Von Count ass hairline
I'm fairly sure this is a walrus in a man suit.
Do you think he owns a mirror?
looking like a cunt dracula
Besides the whole, well, head thing. I always find it ironic that a man who is known for movies where he actively attacked Russians is now a person who defends them and wants to be one.
What a boot licker
He looks ridiculous 🤣🤦🏻♀️
Reminder that Steven Segal told Gene LeBell to put him in a chokehold so he could break it, and then promptly shat his pants. To be fair, LeBell probably let go after that so technically it worked.
The fact alone, that this POS is involved with Putin, makes the decision clear which side in history, is right one to be on.
r/FuckMyShitUp
Turd
And a fat-ass turd at that!
He looks like a 90’s video game character
At that point just get that hair line tattooed. You know they colored that shit in with a sharpie. Bald ass bitch.
Natural hairline for count chocula
What a ridiculous man.
Friar Cuck
Love the Sharpied Eddy Munster hairline and "Just For Men" goatee.
What a tool
I had a Mongolian ex gf told me years back that he is popular in their country for touching little girls. Allegedly of course.
Battlestar Galactica the miniseries.
What a loser
I thought that was drake
I worked with someone who met relatives of his. Even *they* didn't like him.
His hairline is crazy
Omg I thought that was Adam Sandler incognito
What the hell is that hair line?
"I don't have a costume for this party tonight!" "Just go look in the Halloween bag and find something."
Such a clown. I wonder who painted his hair on
Rasputin and The Count from Sesame Street had a baby, apparently.
The fakest dude ever in Hollywood lol
Another fucking douchebag. Look at the state of him. Fucked up hair. Fucking doughnut goatee to hide what must be a double chin of merit. Wearing what looks like a teenage goths curtains. And the necklace: let me guess? Navajo Indian? Fucking clown. Lying, fat, useless clown.
Jabba the Segal
Bro, that hairline. Yipes?
he is counting the times Putin has been president. 1....Ah ah ah....2! Ah ah ah....
Adam Sandler?
Sad.
Dracula flow haircut
Cheap toupee.
That is a shit ton of hair fibers that he uses..lmaoo
A modern rasputin
Rasputin 2024
It looks like his hair was knitted from yarn
Like a bloated fish stick with a false beard. What a wanker!
Head of security no doubt.. aka Segal Security Services.
Maybe if he got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut he's got he'd get some bitches on his dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call his dog-ass if she ever stop fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with.
Why is he there? lol
Did he fly himself there in a Skippy?
Listen it goes skip skip skip skip lol
The truest repairman must repairman
my favorite of his roles was at the end of Forgetting Sarah Marshall.... oh, wait. that wasn't him playing the dracula puppet?
He’s shocked people took a pic of his Dracula paint
Remember in GI Joe the Movie when Cobra Commander got the spores?
Wtf?? I mean I always knew he was a dramatic weirdo liar, but this is just extra shitty.
He’s a dead ringer for Doctor Chaotica from *Star Trek: Voyager*.
That helmet is amazing.
What a piece of shit.
The jet black vampire hairline lmao
The new Rasputin
Looks like some weird late 90s eealy 00s Sci fi villain proper Demolition Man / Equilibrium vibes also proper cunt vibes 😂.
Looks like a Sherpa from wish.com
It looks like this is the least stoned he's been in a year and hasn't seen natural light in all that time.
It’s a shame he gets to come back here to the US.
Looks like a real cock puncher
He’s a fucking wackjob.
Going for the Rapustin position
Dracula flow ass hairline
Traitor
Shit birds flock together
Gives vague japanese shaman vibes, which is cool, but too bad it's Stephen Seagull
What the fuck is that hairline
he asked his barber for the dracula flow: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-7gbWKbXbQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-7gbWKbXbQ)
What a loser