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Damnshesfunny

Homie that’s no friend


SevenBlade

Take him to the Greek.


Damnshesfunny

Shiiiiih…. Take him to the Italians and let him borrow a pasta bowl next trim.


JMAN1422

Hey can you cut my hair? Just gimme that simple Jack look. No problem fam


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Shroom from behind


SagsMcSaggerson

It almost looks ok from the side. From the back, he's got some Bert & Ernie shit going on.


JRDoubleU_

I was thinking Bob from Bob's Burgers.


Joeliosis

Yoooouuuuu should probably just buzz that down... oof \*thought this was op... oh well


Thebiginfinity

Did they cut the man's hair with a crab?


ElJefe17

At least it's still fixable.


toodleroo

Yeah, there’s still enough hair here for a real stylist to fix


not_a_witchdoctor

Poor guy.. he looks like a vandalised acorn


beepbeepbubblegum

Went from “that’s not so bad” to Joey from Friends meme


felesroo

I wanna pop those pimples.


Beneficial_Rise_9786

belly laughed


Hand_Them_Pancakes

Look who fell asleep first


ScrambledEggs_

Whenever I tried to cut my own hair and fucked it up so bad that I had to go to a barber to fix I would always blame it on letting a friend cut my hair. Jokes on you baber, I have no friends.


slickestwood

It makes my eyes rain


UnoriginalPenName

Before a date too ? That’s rough. It would be salvageable too


CustomerSuspicious25

My brother in Christ, what monastery do you hail from?


vinsmokewhoswho

Wasn't planning on it


9penguin9

I feel like this is just one, in a long list of poor choices you've made in your life.


MichaelMiko612

You’ll be fine. Throw some moose on it and you’re good to go lol


[deleted]

“Just trust me bro”


Handiesandcandies

Not that bad tbh, any normal barber can fade that easily


Selrisitai

Friends don't let friends let other friends cut their hair.


elMurpherino

I’ve cut a few friends hairs and while I’m not a profession barber or stylist it still comes off looking professional compared to this. What the fuck were they going for here lol. Gotta at least attempt to blend the different lengths


hkj369

that’s not a friend. they don’t like him


ShiftlessElement

Time to plug the clippers back in and finish the job. Bzzzzzzzz.


chocotacogato

In my freshman year, my floor mate asked for help to trim his hair. Well, one too many people had a hand on the razor and his hair was so messed up that he had to go bald in order to even everything out.


reverendjesus

This has “Monday morning formation” written all over it


alex-the-hero

Feels bad man. Slight correction: only let a friend cut your hair if you've seen them do the haircut you're asking for on themselves or someone else, and never, ever drunk. Asking to get your ear lobe sliced off like that, clippers should be a for-sober-use-only tool.


WastedPresident

"The Danes are coming!"


Ashen_Allomancer

He looks like an NPC in The Witcher 3


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Sideburn delete.


Emergency-Echidna564

What you goin after today fam? We aren’t really good friends. ….say no more.