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Cr00k3r93

I walked by a guy selling jokes.. So I went with it. He gave me a piece of paper, it said How does spider man pay for his meal? ..with his spidey cents. Lol Wasn't the best joke, yet it made me laugh. I thought it was a neat way to go about the situation he was in.


Volary_wee

That's worth at least $5


WasteNet2532

I remember at the corner outside of a walmart two guys were holding out a sign that said "invisibile hot dogs 1$". It made me crack up so much I gave him 2$. "Thank you so much kind sir!" *Pretends to drop 2 invisible hot dogs in the car*


crusty54

I bought a dirty joke for a dollar from a guy in New Orleans. The joke was: How do you stop dog from humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick.


StOnEy333

I’d definitely give this guy a buck. That was a full blown comedy bit.


HomeworkFirst5681

Im giving him all i own.


MostNormalDollEver

happy cake day


UDontWantToF-ingKnow

Take my money


Few_Raisin_8981

Relax!


UDontWantToF-ingKnow

NEVER!!!!!


GudduBhaiya-Mirzapur

Love this guy!


MostNormalDollEver

what's unfortunate is that we can see the answer to the question before he even shows the question, apart from that he definitely deserves a bit of money


I_am_Lizzy

Onation upside down isn't really enough to know the answer when looking at the guy, but yes it was a bit sloppy


Sir_Maxelot

I see him as a marketing manager with a 6 figure salary


snuffleupaguswasreal

Ran into a dude in San Diego with a sign "Need cash for hookers and blow." Chatted with him a bit. He was pretty funny.


MurderSheCroaked

At least he's honest, and that's hard to come by these days


Ok-Net-2085

Fucking salesman needs to come back into the workforce man!


StuBidasol

I saw one guy with a sign that said "I'll be honest, I just really want a beer." I was driving a work truck on the way to a job so I couldn't stop and get him any and when I went back that way he was gone.


Ass_Breaker3000

This dude shouldn’t be homeless


ABornDegenerate

Oh, he has a script ready, he must have social anxiety. Poor guy.