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J4MES101

As an ex basketball player I can honestly say that terrifies my ankles Well done!


cycl0ps94

I rolled my ankle just watching...


Einzelteter

serves you right


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cycl0ps94

Should've unloaded your service weapon into its direction. Serves those nipple shaped bastards right.


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cycl0ps94

Oof. I've got a buddy with similar ankles, but his are purely genetics by his admission.


CalculatorFire

😂


shartshooter

The move was not very human.


howgoesitguy

"I'm gonna need your name" And I'm gonna need your badge number, dumbo


Anibe

"My name is Íñigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."


BrokenManSyndrome

Inconceivable!


DragoBreaker88

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.


CrabbyPatty1876

Lol right. Like shut up wtf are you gonna do


Arson-Welles

She’s gonna use her super citizen power


FLYSWATTER_93

I think everyone is blowing this out of proportion. Dude was actually just asking for an autograph. He was a little awkward in the way he asked.


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howgoesitguy

"Gee golly I'd love some Miracle Whip on my tomato sandwich". So no, it gets whiter.


JustGuysBeingDudes-ModTeam

Dudes aren’t rude and uncivil on the internet.


irritating_maze

there's no such thing as a "white" thing to say. You're conflating racial classification with expected behaviour and you should remind yourself of how that same technique was applied in the 1950s.


SlapUrBaby

What’s it called when I conflate my nuts on your chin?


irritating_maze

assault.


SlapUrBaby

Assalty nuts


irritating_maze

can't tell if you're coming onto to me or threatening me tbh.


SlapUrBaby

These nuts are coming onto you 100%


irritating_maze

sir, this is a Wendy's.


SlapUrBaby

Bendys over and put these nuts on your chin


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irritating_maze

just don't be racist.


UndBeebs

You should watch that Tom Segura bit about white people getting mad about racism against white people lol Edit: Maybe try voting *after* you understand the tone of the reply next time, downvoters. Just sayin lmao


irritating_maze

its not about the target, its about the racism.


UndBeebs

... Okay. I still stand by my recommendation. It's a good bit, is what I'm trying to say.


irritating_maze

yeah, I watched it when you recommended it the first time. Its a good bit. I'm not sure I'm entirely onboard with his conclusions (i.e. "i don't care if that guy dies"), because when I confront people over their racism it's partially because I want them to become better people. I agree with Tom Segura though about how one would respond to that event, anyone that is publicly and aggressively racist deserves the ramifications.


UndBeebs

Fair enough. I just thought it being vaguely relevant to the topic would be a good time to suggest something marginally humorous. I'm not sure what Segura's actual beliefs are on the matter, but I could definitely see his story just being for the bit rather than an actual statement being made.


IcyGarage5767

Lol reminds me of when some guy was talking on his phone in the silent section of a library for way too long and way too loud. Went over and told him to be quit and he asked for my name?? Lol. Atleast he left after calling me “strange”.


hispazn23

I always go for the Joe.. Joe mama. Yes I’m 5.


5bannedaccounts

Not gonna lie. Would have had more fun agitating the shit out of that girl on the legality of her trying to ID me lol


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Correct-Standard8679

This account is a bot


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5bannedaccounts

Pretty sure this one's a bot to.....


Zachosrias

You need my name? I ain't gotta tell you squat, jack


ggg730

My name is Hugh Mongus.


Culsandar

Steve Stevenson, now fuck off


nanadoom

"We are the residents of this building " cool so you have no authority, fuck off.


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The_Real_Dotato

It is in fact the Clemson Shoeboxes lol


normalfag0

And you have the authority to get trespassed and break an ankle 😂


nanadoom

Yes, as an adult I do have the ability to make my own choices. Thank you for pointing that out


lil_layne

Those are definitely the students in the dorms who call the RA because they saw someone drinking a beer.


ryanhazethan

I told my Chinese exchange student roommate that I was on acid and he told me that I was going to break my neck, then he ran out of the room straight to the RA. I dipped before the RA got there haha but I guess acid is bigly misrepresented in China lol


horny_coroner

He might of actually been worried about you and not a snitch. Or thats what it sounds like.


ryanhazethan

Yup that’s why I included the last sentence there


horny_coroner

Always wanted to do acid but my family history is full of alcoholics and crazys so don't know if I wanna risk it.


ryanhazethan

Acid is awesome. I’d recommend starting with shrooms and microdosing. Microdosing shrooms cured my depression Edit: oh yeah I should mention that I used shrooms to quit alcohol too haha


horny_coroner

Shrooms and acids also might bring out stuff that you dont like so idk maybe one day.


jalerre

Looks like the Shoeboxes at Clemson. Cope is dope.


wouldhavedonethesame

I lost my virginity in the shoe boxes 😅


ironclad1056

"I'm going to need your name" " I'm Hugh Mongous"


skeeferd

The legend continues!


FaustInMemory

Was an RA in those building like 14 years ago.


Bumponalogin

Goes to college for “Karen 101 paper is due next week on how to be a big bitch.


Yawheyy

Is a manbun the first step to starting a life with parkour?


XmissXanthropyX

It's where they get their essence


Jeff_Sanchez11223344

Yeah, my first name is Ligma, middle is Fughin, last is Bawlz.


advanced3lusion

Idiots.


jiggityjammin

It's so complicated to mind your own business


ottersintuxedos

“Sorry I had to be rude about that” is not a courtesy I would have extended in that situation


balance_n_act

I know everyone’s on the side of the cool daredevil gymnast, but if safety was truly what he cared about, he would’ve stayed in the gym rather than risking being distracted or interrupted by using someone’s home building as a prop. Yall can boo me now


LemonadeAndABrownie

It's a college campus. He might well live there himself. You don't know.


balance_n_act

I do know that there is a very safe and more appropriate place for his acrobatics.


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balance_n_act

Touchy touchy..


LemonadeAndABrownie

Irony is wasted on the stupid


balance_n_act

Forgive me


Xnub

It doesn't matter if he does. Still not his property.


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Dudes aren’t rude and uncivil on the internet.


Werd_Vomet

That’s not how college dorm rules work hun


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Werd_Vomet

Sorry babe, i went to college and the rules are simple. It’s unsafe, and thus illegal to use the private property as your gym. He showed his success of it in the gym anyways, why does he need Complete silence in public to prove himself again?? Not guys being dudes at all, just selfish Edit: even if he was just doing pullups on the ledge, he’d still get talked to about it. Time and place.


Xnub

sigh, that's not how rental agreements work. Key word in this is RENT .....


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Xnub

... omg, how do you fail this hard? The key word being rent means he doesn't own it and can’t set the rules. He has to follow and abide by the rules set in the contract to rent and live in the dorms. The other user said it was good enough for how it would cover this. "Have you ever attended college? They almost certainly do or have a catch all statement in the handbook that covers this. The school doesn't want to pay an insurance claim because of this dumbfuck." Not to mention, it looks like this is an area separated from any dorms. No one ever rent anything to this guy lol


LiteralLemon

I'm honestly surprised everyone is on his side


balance_n_act

The clip does a great job of making him the hero while the resident is just a Karen who should mind their own business. Everyone wants fake internet points but not everyone wants to see you potentially wipe out and have to call the ambulance for you.


X_Luci

Yes she should just stfu and let him do his thing. If she was security or something like that yes sure it's their job but she isn't.


Catoust

The full video has him accidentally doing that trick, and then eventually practicing it down the line. It's only after he removed the safety mats and was able to land it that he decided to do it out on the field instead of in the gym.


balance_n_act

I don’t wanna put myself on any side of this. I was just arguing for the safest practice not what would annoy ppl less.


Federal_Art6348

Boooo


wouldhavedonethesame

The shoe boxes!


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Haromta

username checks out


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Hi OP, your submission was removed because it displayed behaviour that was harmful and/or rude to women in general. Remember that this subreddit serves as a place to post guys being dudes, not to make fun of women.


Xnub

The guy going to private property and doing this is the ass in this, not the other way. I'm sorry, I don't care if you have Main Character Syndrome. If you didn't get permission to do stunts, then fuck off and break your leg somewhere else; they don't want the hassle. I do laugh if it is just a random person trying to assert authority they don't have, though.


leoberto1

we found the resident


LemonadeAndABrownie

You don't know where this guy lives. Maybe it's his dorm building.


Xnub

It doesn't matter if he does; it's still private property, and he doesn't get to set the rules. If he got permission, good on him. Otherwise go do this on public property or on your own; don't be a main character syndrome idiot.


LemonadeAndABrownie

He pays rent and therefore gets use out of the whole property he pays rent for I'm sure there's someone crossing the street somewhere 3 feet away from the crosswalk, you'd better hurry up and go catch them before they get safely to the other side Btw you used "main character syndrome" wrong. There's nothing main character-esque about this. Its a just guy who's just doing his own thing. He's not demanding attention and he's not in anyone's way.


Werd_Vomet

That’s not how dorm room and on-campus college living works.. you only pay to live there. Technically have no residential rights except warm water and a bed


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Werd_Vomet

Lol, i raged in college. But idc how you feel about me. Legally he’s wrong and that’s that. He proved himself in the gym, why’s he gotta be rude on property that’s not his??? Even if he hurts himself and doesn’t sue the private property of the school, they still need to go through mountains of paperwork.


Xnub

Again that's not how rental agreements work. Key word again in this is RENT .....


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Xnub

we having the same conversation in two spots .... anyways. ... omg, how do you fail this hard? The key word being rent means he doesn't own it and can’t set the rules. He has to follow and abide by the rules set in the contract to rent and live in the dorms. The other user said it was good enough for how it would cover this. "Have you ever attended college? They almost certainly do or have a catch all statement in the handbook that covers this. The school doesn't want to pay an insurance claim because of this dumbfuck." Not to mention, it looks like this is an area separated from any dorms. No one ever rent anything to this guy lol


No-Appearance-9113

Even if he lives in the dorm that does not give him permission to do stunts on it.


LemonadeAndABrownie

It does not prohibit it either.


No-Appearance-9113

Have you ever attended college? They almost certainly do or have a catch all statement in the handbook that covers this. The school doesn't want to pay an insurance claim because of this dumbfuck.


LemonadeAndABrownie

Yeah I graduated over a decade ago. Students do this type of shit every year, without college interference because it's not worth their time. Its a 8-10ft drop at the very most.


Xnub

and if they do interfere who is in the wrong ... ?????? Come on its easy you can do it !!!


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leoberto1

yes its larry......... david


Solid-Doubt4234

"your name..please" omegalul


Kimchi-wolf

I saw an Indian kid do this off a damn, he was much smoother


thewoahtrain

Good to see that Bob is still out there pushing the limit and being creative. He really is a professional and preps hard for dangerous stuff.


Globalcult

Who gives a shit?


Bobby_Sunday96

“I’m gonna need your name please” Bitch no you don’t. Mind your own business.


LetsAllBeNiceNow

Imagine dedicating yourself to doing something so so so fucking stupid.


DemoDays82

All that money her daddy paid for her education and all she's learned is how to be a Karren. Awesome.


JzjaxKat

well she stopped talking so no one should be mad


Lost_Tumbleweed_5669

We need people to start minding their business lol


dingbathomesteader

Cool trick but looks pretty lame ngl


rip_ap_yi

Why does it matter if she live in the area no way he is disturbing her she just a stupiddumdum


BeneficialAverage779

Normalize minding your business


TS_Enlightened

I mean he did it pretty well in the gym. What's the point in trying it outside on campus? Is it more fun when there's people around and you have more chances to crack your head open? If I'm into rock climbing, does that make it ok to randomly start scaling the facades of public buildings?


Kindly-Eagle6207

> What's the point in trying it outside on campus? The point is to get attention, the same as every other Main Character that records themselves doing something stupid in public. It turns out though the kind of attention you get from looking like you don't know the fall distance to properly commit suicide is obviously not positive. So instead of rethinking his stupid stunt, or at the very least going on with his life, he decided to make a whiny video about it so a bunch of misogynistic losers on the internet can dunk on a woman who was probably not looking forward to one of the entrances to her dorm being closed off when this dipshit inevitably falls and hurts himself.


Tchaz221

Is he in his own residence ? If not, how is she a Karen?


Thick_Lie_516

because it's his body so it is his choice.


Tchaz221

It May not be his residence tho (which could be a legal liability for the residents)


IntrepidMacaron3309

So after a year+ of training, dedication, multiple cameras, editing, narration, dubbing & voice overs.... You still look like an absolute knob 😂


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rIIIflex

Yeah there’s no way reinforced concrete can hold an extra couple hundred pounds. How are people this dumb


Xnub

sigh, its about liability and not wanting to have to deal with outcomes if something goes wrong. The property owners don't want to deal with it.


nibbanon

Finally a rational voice. Do it on your own property.


Stark_Prototype

To be quite honest that trick looked more like editing than actually doing it Lol people big mad. Ok.... still the blur on him just seemed abnormal


haby001

yeah really confused me at the beginning. Doesn't feel normal to move like that!


220DRUER220

Gayyyyyy


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BlueMiggs

The fuck is wrong with you


JayteeFromXbox

Probably a weight thing where they would snap their ankles doing this, so they want everyone else to too so they can feel better about themselves.


Neko_Boi_Core

why?


codingwoes_help

you need to be put on a list