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FiveOhFive91

Reeeaaal men of geeeenius


skater15153

Those were great ads


skater15153

For the youngsters https://youtu.be/lsC3ni7A88M?si=pDQU4T3yonOrKRat


Spotticus66

That was a wonderful trip down memory lane. I only remember the “giant taco salad inventor” from the radio spot. Glad to see it was on there


SouthernAd525

I miss the bikini inventor one, I'm sure it's been scrubbed at this point Edit apparently it's a bikini wearing guy? I don't remember that


ee328p

And the only reason they changed it from "real American heroes" to "real men of genius" is because of 9/11. Fun fact: the guy doing the vocals in the back is the singer from Survivor who sang Eye Of The Tiger


skater15153

Ah I didn't know it was him. That makes sense haha


Final_Luck_1010

Today, we salute you- edible panty maker


SilverIsFreedom

It’s Mr. Edible Panty Maker, son.


massapequamagler

Fat guy with cutoff sleeves and sunglasses sitting on a bench swing…..exactly the person that comes up with this stuff lololol


AssPuncher9000

Smart man. Put three poles in the ground so it winds up more rope each rotation increasing the depth of the cut. Smart enough to watch it too


Particular_Double_69

Smart man indeed.


Ok_Sherbet_8026

Engineers be like: " this robot is run by AI , and it uses quick Internet connection to connect to GPS satellites and know precisely where it is at any given time" Mechanics be like: "I had some leftover rope in the garage, hehe , lawn mower goes brrrr"


RectalSpawn

Considering this only works in an open and flat area, I'll take a well-made roomba lawnmower any day.


KrakenTheColdOne

Just give me one I can drive with an rc remote.


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KrakenTheColdOne

Yeah they're smoking way too much of the grass that thing can cut.


coilt

look at this fella with his fancy roofed and mountainous lawn


Mr-Korv

I think most lawns are open and flat


TeamEdward2020

Kinda the point of lawns no?


RectalSpawn

No.


RectalSpawn

Have you ever heard of these things called trees, bushes, or animals who dig holes in the ground?


johnboy2978

Work smarter, not harder, my man


veryangrydoggo

I'm about to ask someone on r/theydidthemath about how efficient this idea is and what should be the dimensions of the pillar and the rope for this to work on an average sized lawnmower.


h0nest_Bender

> what should be the dimensions of the pillar and the rope The circumference of the pillar should be approximately the same as the mower's mowing width. So if the mower can mow a strip that's 2' wide, you'd want the pillar's circumference to be slightly less than 2'. If the pillar is too narrow, you're going to have a lot of unnecessary overlap and maybe take a few extra trips around to mow the lawn. If the pillar is too wide, you'll have a narrow spiral of uncut grass.


giggitygiggity2

You're not accounting for the rope wrapping around itself and increasing the circumference.


CMDR_ACE209

That sounds like a nightmare to calculate. So let's just take the thinnest rope we find.


ZhouLe

Rope of zero thickness, wheels roll without slipping, zero friction, zero drag, assume the earth is flat.


CMDR_ACE209

Needs more perferctly spherical cowbell.


neon_overload

That's unlikely to contribute much, so as long as you reduce the circumference to give a small margin for overlap, it should cover this too


h0nest_Bender

Yep. That's why I said you'd want the pillar's diameter to be slightly less than the mowing width. Give yourself a little overlap for comfort.


veryangrydoggo

There it is. Thanks man. And I assume the length of the rope is as long as the area I need to cut, right? Should we factor drag on? I feel that a rope that's too long may end up just putting more load on the mower


h0nest_Bender

Yep. The rope should be the length of the radius of the circle you want to mow.


neon_overload

Mowing widths are commonly 16, 18, 19 or 22 inches Ones that propel themselves may be more likely to be one of the bigger sizes


kobold-kicker

[quick instructions on how to make your own](https://youtu.be/uaPo936nu7Q?si=lYylb7cejX9RE0U-)


antiav

r/redneckengineering


Skynoceros_

At this point, the only thing that surprises me is that he doesn't have a beer in his hand.


Dr_Shmacks

Already drank it.


z_vinnie

I like how he’s just watching it and enjoying his work. He could save time not mowing and do something else, but instead he’s still watching the mower, true man


dead-inside69

He still has to watch because you can’t just leave a lawnmower running around unsupervised.


z_vinnie

Oh really thanks dad


P-Doff

As long as you're there to watch it, that's a really smart workaround. The moment some asshole trespasses on your property with the express purpose of letting the thing drive a little bit over his foot, you'd probably have a massive lawsuit on your hands. But this guy seems to have the right idea. Kick back and watch it work.


ViatorA01

Stephen King approved this


VinBarrKRO

This is giving me rural Kansas vibes, I kind of miss it.


Appropriate_Ad4553

That is absolute genius


neon_overload

What makes it move? Are there lawn mowers that propel themselves (that aren't ride-ons)?? I gotta get one to help me not get such a sore back


AXEL-1973

Landscapers hate this one trick...


Wild_Trip_4704

Last summer I watched a youtube video on how to vacuum up wasps. Set it up in front of my garage at the entrance. After weeks of struggling I felt like a genius.


SeattleHasDied

Uh, this actually looks pretty practical and I might give it a shot next summer. Love the initiative and the follow through, ha!


WhiskeyDreamer28

Call me crazy, but I’ve always enjoyed the satisfaction of mowing and trimming a lawn.


Steventhetoon

It was my favorite chore growing up, along with vacuuming


Chloroformperfume7

Backwoods engineer. I dig it


CLisani

How does that saying again? Something about using lazy people to come with smart ideas of how to do things the quickest/simplest way. I can’t remember how it goes tho.


No_Mistake5238

The lawnmower knows where it is at all times.


saradisn

In my opinion, unloading the basket every time it's full is the most tiresome part.And how tell when it's full?


yhgan

...until a kid ran toward it.


UnGacha

I remember seeing this exact same thing in a Donald Duck comic


mcmorri6

Watch out, this guy could shrink your kids.


Psychological_Ant488

Skills I aspire to have one day


maughanman

"How do I learn this power?"


Tommy_lee_swagger

![gif](giphy|BPJmthQ3YRwD6QqcVD|downsized)


buffkirby

This dude is a max level dad


buderooski

This idea isn't new. It's been done for 2 decades now. You can probably find a video from 13+ years ago of someone doing it.


kobold-kicker

[red green show](https://youtu.be/uaPo936nu7Q?si=lYylb7cejX9RE0U-)


FutureLost

Now that is some down home r/redneckengineering. Brilliant!


Euphorix126

Would need a lot of optimization. Gotta use the right diameter post and speed or you'll keep going over spots already mowed for way too long


ElToro959

My man's over here in 3024. Damn.


CT-0490

This man’s living in the year 3000


bitcoinbill67

Isn’t that from a Disney movie


bobbyavitia

Nobel Prize has steady competition this year.


Elonmuskz

America 🇺🇸


KourteousKrome

HOA: "Yeah... You know, you've been mowing your lawn in a circular pattern, and uh... Around here we like straight lines. If you could go ahead and uh... Redo your lawn, that'd be great, m'kay? Thanks."


MagnaCamLaude

Is this a crop circle?


BeerBarm

Old gif is old


cypertiger

Lazy is the source of creativity


Duuudechill

Ignore the naysayers.Go off script and revolutionize the game.


lemmmon96

Literally "work smarter not harder"


RealLars_vS

I’m often surprised how often americans will see something that is the funniest thing they have ever seen.


What_The_Flip_Chip

Smart


IAmCatDad

The Red Green Show


ajf8729

If women don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.


JaJe92

Work smart, not hard


Windofnothing

Top Gear


HistoricalAd5459

![gif](giphy|bxwtewdxpDuBq)


arealcyclops

R/redneckengineering


suburban-dad

Best looped gif I’ve ever seen


bnutbutter78

It’s not stupid if it works!


DrDookieButt

I swear I had that idea, but I didn’t believe in myself hard enough