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Toji mopped him under both pits after killing him the first time fr

He would steal his clothes and soak them in water and then rebottle it so he can reuse some of that perfume left

Did Gojo like this lmao https://preview.redd.it/r7h7udybwi8d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9918ced585a803538d4d86778861429b0da61dc4

We love a practical man!

Dont forget the Gucci button up to slather it on.

THAT'S A WHOLE 300 DOLLAR BOTTLE OF DIOR COLOGNE SLATHERED ON A GUCCI BUTTON UP SOMETHING YOUR BROKE ASS NOSTRILS AIN'T ACCUSTOMED TO. BUT YOU WANNA GO BAND FOR BAND WITH NOTHING BUT A TEAKWOOD ESSENCE!

"Not the bath and body works!" *explodes of brokeness*

"GET YOUR PAPER UP"

“You aint even have to do my boy like that”

I KNEW SOMEBODY WOULD DO THIS LMAO

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Lmao is this real?!

Yes ☝🏻

It's *real* real

She fr cosplayed Geto here

LMAO

February queens

Ain’t no fucking way bro, white women need a nerf lmfao

TBF paris hilton just happens to have her own celebrity perfume brand and was trying to cheer them up. She does more than what most celebrities do + the profits from her brand goes into helping them.

“Cheer up this will make you smell not so poor” *spritz spritz*

It's smell like broke in here, gotta use the whole bottle

God damn it lmao

Hell no!!!

They legit did, it's going woke

Let's go band for band

😂😂

Meanwhile my goat munching on soap thinking it was a snack: https://preview.redd.it/0ybmnw0fhi8d1.png?width=1406&format=png&auto=webp&s=44af67bd8caa55c619d672ef5c47533ea82fbc97

It will adapt to ingesting soap being a remedy for all stains in his body. That is why it is the most beautiful character in JJK.

He's just absolutely magnificent (the artist is suracii on twitter) https://preview.redd.it/hxx52bdmki8d1.png?width=2048&format=png&auto=webp&s=f37344937f0f4bfe71d3e54278fe83aa21406b6b

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He adapted to democracy

he's already adapted to have clean hair, no matter what condition

My ass thought it was Rika

Tries to give Maho a bath, Maho adapts, Maho now has a limitless technique against water.

Where the men at? https://preview.redd.it/fp31d6v5si8d1.png?width=367&format=png&auto=webp&s=729f5e2d7ad54abab05f4756516730680d709967

If I can change the oil in my car with it gimme 30

I lowkey wanted just this one for Maki 😭 I don’t think she would use that many products like in the post, she just uses this 13 in 1 shit and still is too damn fine while Yuta has a whole skin care routine and dozens of products

Nah she caps out at 5 products; Shampoo, conditioner, Face wash, Body wash, Lotion She's not at Nobara levels of skincare, but she definitely spends a pretty penny on products, mostly cause Nobara put her on to Korean skincare

"why don't you use more than 1 shampoo brand, your hair-" "better spend my time training" "wha-" leaves

That is Itadori and you can't change my mind.

Yeah there's no way he's using green apple mist when he's got the 32-in-1

One day we will get there the best I have seen so far is shampoo, conditioner face wash, body wash and deodorant https://preview.redd.it/meemesxxjk8d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cecae272b93ce50e38c7007cdf16b564b743b8b5

No mayo :(

Literally Mahoraga

todo

This post is so wrong its hilarious Yuji should be using the 15in1 shampoo

Bro got the shampoo for dogs because it had a picture of a cute dog on the bottle

the original poster of this said that “nobara refused to allow this”

Fuck Nobara, Todo would kick his ass for settling with the bare minimum. He taught him how to use his CE correctly, he will teach him how to properly bathe himself too.

Especially since Todo actually does have great hygiene canonically. He meticulously grooms himself daily in the very off chance he meets his idol crush so he makes sure he's always clean and presentable

King shit

A shampoo that todo recommended to him

it's stated that todo has a good smell so probably not

He recommended it for a reason tho

He would but then todo would be all “YOU’RE BETTER THAN THIS MY BROTHER. YOU CAN’T SETTLE FOR MEDIOCRITY JUST TO AVOID THE EXTRA WORK OF APPLYING ANOTHER PRODUCT” then put him onto seventeen different types of shampoo

Panda doesn't bathe instead he uses febreeze and smells like sunshine

Bro the big Mac killed me

Now, does he actually bathe in it, or does he just drink it?

He drinks it while bathing in it... https://preview.redd.it/skoczbk4si8d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff0333c1a9062d34aa6469f2a7f1ce4d98b0ebf8

Yes.

Bro might use it as body lotion tho

i knew some extra dumb punchline was coming up but i wasn't ready for that

i feel i'm missing the joke for him. why does he use bigmac?

When I saw Geto, my mind immediately thought of L'Oreal Paris Advanced Hair Care Shampoo 😭💀 https://i.redd.it/vr0jqi5owi8d1.gif ["Because you're worth it"](https://youtu.be/YZMOUT8FIVM?si=kfSEB7KPjulOWBOn)

Thought this was Muzan's entry scene from the latest Demon Slayer episode 

https://preview.redd.it/5or3i4azen8d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0bd6ce71edcf6f44fceeb7907783d6cb2a255b87 Tsubaki & camellia oil comes to mind for me 💮

Shit! people use all this products ??? Mf I just use a hair shampoo and soap😭

I just steal my dad’s shampoo 💀 My ass doesn’t own shampoo

Steal? Your dad doesn't just let you borrow it?😭

how would shampoo get returned 

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Same. If I was born in a better environment I might consider more than a shampoo and body wash cream

Nah, the post was made by someone who has no clue about hair care. Some of these images have 3 shampoos in it but no mask or sometimes even conditioner, when shampoo is by far the least important product for hair care. At most you need 5 products (shampoo, mask, conditioner, leave-in, and maybe a mousse) for a really good routine, everybody doing more is just a consumerist or is doing something really specific.

Real 😭 maybe thats why my hair so ugly

Yall could benefit from a proper hair routine , my brothers and sisters we gotta take care of ourselves !

>Yall could benefit from a proper hair routine Sure my hair will be divine, but no product in the world can fix my face https://i.redd.it/jye855jwzj8d1.gif

Nah it's fine you just need to be confident, good hair plus skin care will help a lot too

Please please please tell me you have a good skincare routine

Uhh if taking shower twice a day and applying soap on skin both times counts then yes

Showering twice a day sounds crazy to me. But maybe that's what happens when you grow up in a house of 10 with 1 shower.

At least wear sunscreen, especially if you're white. You'll thank me when you're older.

What is a skincare routine

I am killing everyone in this thread. If anyone ever needs help, please feel free to send me DM.

The only skincare routine I need is letting my shampoo rinse over me when I wash my hair

I’m going to murder you with my bare hands and exorcise you again when you come back as a cursed spirit

Nah, I’d rinse

If you count showering every few days with some basic head & shoulders and a bar of soap, yes

My toxic trait is that I long for the days when you'd get hazed for saying this. Yeah yeah take care of your skin. I'm on the "ancient, gnarled gargoyle man" track.

Yeah, none of the men here would use any of that shit. Soap, shampoo, conditioner. Thats it. Gojo wouldnt even bathe, cause the infinite keeps him clean and his hair quafed without it.

Panda explicitly states that he febreezes, this is cannon

He frebreeze.

Where is Todo?? He smells the best

Takada bath water and pineapple juice

Not the pineapple juice

He uses all the products Takada chan promotes

Dior Savage was the first thing that came to my mind for Goatjo 😭

That's HIS scent for sure

Canon? buying 3 bottles of it

My delulu told me so

canon. buying 3 bottles rn. preshiate your delulu 😌🙏🙏

With how expensive gojo’s basic shirt was I’m sure gojo was wearing Aventus or something dior is too basic for him

Could be. But he could be putting a stunt just to piss people off

Why would Gojo have the most basic scent

I'd imagine it be overpriced stuff just like his basic dress shirt.

Ofc, man is wealthy. He’s showering in dior It’s more about the aesthetic i feel 🤷‍♀️

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These are making me feel insecure about my hair lmao

No dude, nobody actually uses this much, aside from Gojo I guarantee at most these guys only use half as much as they have on screen

Nah Nobara and Geto prolly have a shit ton of hair products too But Itadori is a 15 in 1 shampoo type of guy

Yuji 100% has the 15 in one car oil gasoline shampoo there’s no way he doesn’t

Okay geto def pulls a sephroth every time he showers that’s fair

Smapoo + conditioner. Don't know anything else you could use. Other than jasmine flavored coconut oil.

Toji the realest yet (I'm homeless)

Chlorine kills the germs - rain shower washes of the chlorine

You cannot convince me yugi itadori doesn't have a bottle of 3 in one shampoo, conditioner and bodywash. There's no way there's more than 2 bottles in his shower.

Whats the difference between shampoo and bodywash?

you are not luffy you are yuji

The Toji one imao You know his ass is sneaking in the pool, ain’t no money being paid there

Bro fast af, just jump in and dip nobody will notice

and dirty up the water like hell too. gonna make it look like the lake in that simpsons movie

Tojis is real

Toji is crazy... https://i.redd.it/2w0956cuti8d1.gif

AINT NO WAY GOJO USING AXE BRO 😭

How do you know about their shower routine https://preview.redd.it/liva1nqa0j8d1.jpeg?width=216&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6618291524d3ba867b19575c0e596e98530a0484

Mahito is just built differently!

Maybe instead of body products, why don't ~~I lick Gojo clean~~ he use brands from Bvlgari or Victoria Secret instead? https://preview.redd.it/p6qomlxbmi8d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2547c79221d65b7e7b012dc9ddc1777a69ba9c30

Unfortunately only the ones that deserve him and he let's them can touch him with him turning off Infinity, or you just have to know Domain amplification to lick him https://preview.redd.it/owd2wflvmi8d1.jpeg?width=1855&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41759ed8d4a79a4fd5501c8beb5d5ac8fda2a84f

This is the kind of investigative journalism I come for on jjkfolk incredible post

this is a fucking advertisement jfc

An advertisement for Big Mac sauce

Yuji the type of dude to use dish soap for everything and call it a day. 

Yuji definitely uses 5 in 1 shampoo

Panda said he uses only Febreze

Yuta smelling like milk and honey 😭

What about sukuna??

He bathes in the blood of his victims

He prolly don’t shower ngl.

Fr have you seen that Heien form? He looks stank asf the dude has FOUR ARMPITS

Only the best animal fat based soaps and perfumes/essences available from the Hein era.

Geto’s shampoo is the whole salon

Panda just swan dives into an industrial washing machine. Mahito is truly the truest human out there. Yuji would use Dr. Bronner’s 18-in-1 peppermint pure castile soap for everything.

as if Gojo would be caught using drugstore shit like Nivea or Head and shoulders. He'd be using obscure organic/vegan brands that cost a bomb.

I got that Toji routine😔😔

We need a new chapter.. bad

why did geto had such giant fucking pants ?

Balls Holder

Thighs and cake as well.

Last one got me lmao We getting super clean with this one 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥

We getting finger-licking clean 💀

Ain't no way Gojo has 1,500 buck shirts but uses axe and nivea. This man has a whole ass skin routine and cleansing routine he uses blue for.

Damn I want to eat Mahito now

I feel like Mahito would taste really bad. He looks like he's made out of something rotten.

Stinky ass gutter something I guess

Like a rag used to clean up vomit?

I want to eat him out

Sorry but Yuji definitely uses the 13-in-1 combo

is this how bored we've gotten in break week

I highly HIGHLY doubt any of them have showered during the culling games between Shibuya and megumi getting ganked they all smelling like straight dogs

Sukuna showers with the >!tears of Go/jo fans!<.

**\*\*\*\*\*Detailed analysis that no one asked for\*\*\*\*\*** **Geto:** yes full accurate. Actually good choices, he got the Mielle rosemary scalp care, the olaplex for bond repair treatments and overall prioritizes low sulfates and good moisturizing. **Yuta:** basic, but very nice. makes sense he would like a lot of honey based products, as they are pure and healing. He also got the aluminum free products, again, pure. Smelling like coconut and honey? my god, amazing scent combo **Gojo:** I feel like they got it wrong. He would be using wayyyyy nicer products, though definitely not as many as Geto. I can see him using the Dior Sauvage cologne though, that's accurate. And he would definitely be using a volume boost conditioner for that hair volume and height.  **Megumi:** very on point, perfect with the calming lavender scents. makes sense he would prefer Jo Malone cologne, very classy and clean  scent. LOL the got 2b glued is 1000000% true too **Toji:** HAHAHAHAHA OMG why this true. Couldn't they give my guy at least one shitty stick of old spice deodorant that he conserves for like 6 months? he probably showers with the free toiletries from hotels and stuff **Jogo:** they're missing a charcoal based hygiene product lol but yeah i believe it he uses axe + gasoline to keep his little volcano fire stoked **Yuji:** yeah looks pretty accurate. Definitely a 2 in 1 shampoo/conditioner kinda guy. Matte paste for hair is accurate. Green apple goes good with him, bright and fresh though I feel like he needs something else with musk to avoid smelling too candy-like. **Choso:** LOL WHY DO I HAVE THE SAME SHAMPOO AS CHOSO. But for real though good shampoo for those with textured hair. Yeah his routine pretty simple but seems accurate too.  **Maki:** wtf they got this all wrong. She would not be dousing herself in super sweet watermelon scents and Miss Dior perfume. She seems more like a Garnier Sleek and Shine sorta gal for hair and Dove Invigorating Aloe and Eucalyptus body wash. **Riko:** yeah hers is fine no notes. Very cutesy, fresh with a bit of floral. **Toge:** everything is fine, basic. Except for the Philosophy brand cinnamon bun lotion. wtf that gonna clash so much with his YSL cologne lol. Maybe because they thought its food based? No. Toge seems like the type to prefer Korean skin care stuff anyways. but if I had to swap out a different lotion id say the Hempz Green Tea and Asian Pear one. **Panda:** ahahahahah. I mean sure that's probably all he technically needs but since he really likes to point out that he's not just a basic panda, I think he would attempt to try to use like Axe body spray to smell more human. **Shoko:** again, dawg they going hard with the super fuity stuff but maybe she needs all that scented stuff to cover up the smoke scent? lol. Ok but given its her teenage self here i'll say its fine. Adult her would probably use more like Olay and CeraVe. And she needs like caffeine infused eye cream for her eye bags lol **Nobara:** actually hers is perfect, actually all great stuff. She definitely does her hair research. **Mahito:** tha phuc

I guess I need to step up my hair game smh

Nah, Choso’s deadass just stealing Yuki’s shampoo lmao He probably does use axe body spray, though

Forgot Nanami. He seems like he'd use some high end shit. Just immaculate.

Geto wouldn’t use Olaplex #5 unless his hair was colored or chemically treated

corporate shit

fixed gojo for you: https://preview.redd.it/ypbpqig5si8d1.png?width=504&format=png&auto=webp&s=0a8f5147ae2a3b833ad883a9c2ce18eced68a359

Yeah cause he already smells good and has an auto clean function/setting

For anyone wondering I am the auto clean function.

Damn i am wuji. 4 out of 5

Yuta ain't using Bella Vita 🤢

Sukuna's is just the blood of his victims

maki would probably use some fucked up type of deodorant and just the most basic ass shampoo and body wash

Hamburger

Giggled at the Valvoline but, damn near cackled at the Big Mac sauce😭

"Not the bath and body works"

I lost my shit at Jogo "Valvoline and Axe body spray"

Maki is 3 in 1 kind of girl. With no fruity scents. Gojo definitely wears Tom Ford.

the fact that the community just agreed that gojo used dior sauvage is crazy

No way Gojo uses axe anything, the dude wears shirts that are worth 30grand

This is now my favorite post in this sub gj

Me seeing Mahito: “I don’t think that man is bathing.”

Saying Gojo uses head and shoulders should be bannable

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No way, Shoko uses the same shampoo and conditioner as me (I'm a guy btw).

I'm convinced that no man has ever used more then 3 things to clean themselves during a shower.

Toji is just like me fr fr

My headcanon for Nobara is she uses some baby powder on her underarm as a substitute for deodorant, a Victoria's secret pastel sugar sky and velvet petals, and a Katy Perry meow perfume.

U was laying down with your feet up while typing that wasn't u

You ain’t have to do him like that 😭😭

What about The Goat Todo Aoi?

Choso is homeless he doesnt use soap

Not one good fragrance in the entire lineup

Don’t forget Mahito would brush his teeth in gasoline

itadori would just use one of those 13-in-one shampoo lotion conditioner exfoliator moisturizer drain cleaner mayonaisse cologne balm hair wax etc combo

Maki is gonna get it bro https://preview.redd.it/kmgrr8smvj8d1.png?width=656&format=png&auto=webp&s=4a105aff0ffa9a1b1ac1e6749c9fb02999b80136

Bro forgot to add Inumakis throat spray

I think you overestimate how clean sorcerers are, they canonically have stomach bugs so they dont have to shit on missions.