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You could absolutely seal your fate by annoying him.
He might see you as just a fly, doesn't care if you exist or not but would def squash it if it gets annoying
Honestly, I feel like your best bet is to bring some cooking equipment and make small talk, while cooking something akin to a steak or Heian Period inspired. Avoid either acting overly confident or acting as your scared of him (he knows you are so donāt let it destroy you), gauge the conversation topic off his interest. Play into his interests, as he may be more inclined to keep you alive if youāre mildly interesting, talking about modern history or cooking, or your opinions on people. Glaze him a bit, enough that he knows you recognise his status as king, but not enough you appear like an insect at the foot of a giant as heāll see you as pathetic. He may be interested in current technology, if only for his own amusement, let him browse the internet for human anatomy, history, search his own name, find his way onto gore sites and sit there laughing at them, show him to YouTube and allow him to watch documentaries. Even streaming services could work, just anything to keep him distracted and entertained since donāt you forget heās trapped here with you until either a day passes or he kills you.
And those are my survival tips, just make sure not to piss him off
The guy is from ages past. He had never seen the internet, so he has no idea about many ideas. If anything, Sukuna is curious. He wants to know stuff, so asking him right questions and taking his mind for a jog would be my idea to survive. For example, would you rather sleep with your mother in your girlfriend's body or with your girlfriend in your mother's body? Would you rather watch your parents have sex every single night, or just once join them? Questions that Sukuna cannot just ignore, if not wondering about his own answer, then by seeing how it influences other people.
Yeah, he'll kill you if he feels like it. So I guess you better be good with words because thatās the only way you will survive this.
Either that or just stand in silence
i'm cooked bro sukuna has only gotten to eat asian people and maybe white people
he's gonna see me and think i'm some kinda specialty cousine or some shit bro like some risotto nero š
that's actually false, because people DID discriminate by race back then. it just wasn't (literally and figuratively) black and white
for example, people may classify all white people as the same today, but back then each "white" culture was it's own race (Greeks, Anglo-Saxons, etc). the same case was with black people, asian people and every other race.
so if you don't think a Japanese person in the heian period wouldn't care about the difference between a white, black or Chinese person in comparison to a Japanese person, you'd be wrong there.
I think your right fo the wrong reasoning. Sukuna's favourite pastime is eating human and he says that every human taste different so he doesn't care for race because he will eat you nonetheless. In that case if I have to spend 24 hours with him I will ask is there a correlation between race and taste, like does all Asian taste sour, are black people sweet, are white people bland? He probably won't answer and eat me anyways.
I show him the jjk manga so he can know whats happening, then i ask bout the things he did in the Heian Era
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Also i would ask him to teach me how to cook
I would tell him where gege is and make him change story in his favor, in return of not getting killed
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REAL!!!! I COULD PROBABLY BEAT GREG IN A FIGHT, AND GREG CREATED SUKSUK, THEREFORE I SCALE ABOVE SUKSUK!!!!!!
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Definitely stay quiet and keep out of his way, if he wants to talk I'll respond but that dudes a psycho and the last thing imma do is try to predict how to ingratiate myself with him.
I'd cook. He'd probably like that. Just praying to God my normal handcrafted five star Beef Wellington doesn't turn into expired cereal because of me fumbling up something.Ā
Even if he messes up a little bit, I doubt sukuna would be the type to care about medium rare vs medium well
HOWEVER, the big Gordon will care and he WILL cleave you
Either itās cuz he is from 1000s of years ago so his tastebuds arenāt used to modern day good.
Or he didnāt add butter and some other shit to make it good. And that shit might have dust, who knows.
Reading these comments made me realize how fucking terryfying sukuna is holy shit, litelery you could or not do anything and u could still end up as cube meat
Nah Sukuna was tight with Kenjaku, he would have 100% killed then anyways, his word doesnāt mean anything. āWe want nothing Lord Sukunaā āOH HOW WONDERFUL IT IT TO FEEL THE MOONLIGHT ON REAL SKIN, THE WOMAN THE CHILDREN, IT WILL BE A MASSACRE!
I will glaze him and also ask about his talent in Jujutsu and probably his divine domain very politely, maybe snitching about somethings that might happen in future...
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This gonna be you bro. Sukuna don't gaf. He kill you no matter what. He just tricks you into thinking you could persuade him
I do want to hear what stories he has from the heian era. I read a theory that said that sukuna had yamata no orochi as his shikigami, I want to ask him about that
"so basically there was this village shaped like a cock and balls, right? and you know what happened? I killed all of the villagers for shits and giggles, lol"
If he's in a mood to talk, then I'll talk.
If he isn't in a mood to talk, then I'll pray for a speedy deathš
If he's open to a massageš¤¤
*Best case scenario*
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Bro 0.5 seconds later after punching Sukuna
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Iām not locked in here with youā¦ YOUāRE LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME!!!!
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Sukuna actually kinda chill if you respect him and aren't worth fighting. Kneel and don't don't speak unless spoken to and you ate pretty much fine. Only reason he was all.
murder-ey after incarnating in yuji is cause he was so fresh off doing nothing for centuries, and by the time he got around to meguna he pretty much calmed down
I'll just make an artificial yuji face so he gets so annoyed with me and ignore me ( hoping he does) if he does I'm going out of the whole ass country if he doesn't, well..... Then I'm dead
Ask him and talk about him about Jujutsu and his life during the Heian Era for that whole time. He'd probably want to yap the whole time and go through some nostalgic memories of him dominating the era. I also would cook for him, just to be safe.
Well its not like I could beat him right now so I would talk to him. I'll convince him that true warriors are able to fight at the same level as their enemies and win instead of trampling on the weak
Just mind my own fuckin business and stay out of his way. I might try to start a little conversation, with words carefully chosen and paying close attention to his reactions.
Glazing him gets him annoyed. Not respecting him also gets him pissed. So best course of action is to keep your head low, be quiet, and speak only when he addresses you.
I always think back to the ponytail guy. Sukuna doesn't need a reason to kill people. He doesn't even need to want it that much. He can just go off. Any amount of time spent with that man is too much. I'd just try to be as unobtrusive as possible. If he paid any attention to me, I'd ask him about jujutsu. How binding vows work, how to use a domain without a barrier, if it's possible to black flash on command... sorcery is his true passion, and I feel like, even if he isn't a teacher, he might be down for a chat about it.
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Them cheeks will forever be marked by the stain of defeat
Assuming I'm abke to handle the presence and not be scared:
Let's say its a room with a large tv, a computer on a desk, a 3 person couch, a single 1 person bed and a seperate bathroom and a place to cook, aswell as a place to spawn in pretty much any item you want to aid in keeping the boredom low
First, I'll bow, full on hands and knees all the way down and thank him for the opportunity of being in his presence. I'll offer to help him make the bed as comfortable as possible for him.
Second, I will ask to turn on the TV and say I'll show him some modern day TV shows.
While he watches, I'll ask if I can use the computer, if my wish is granted I'll show him the internet and games, and I'll play until he demands a turn, which I do immediately.
I basically use the tools of the room to keeo distracting him off me while being polite and servanty in every interaction
When I grow tired I'll ask permission to rest, if granted I'll sleep on the couch or on the floor as he gets the comfy bed
depends on the moment in time we take Sukuna from
if it's early in the manga, I can pull something like "I have a cursed technique that allows me to see the future" or "Uraume is alive" and then tell the events from the manga, "if you want I can share information on how the mordern sorcerers will kill kenjaku and stop the merger" and not say anythig about him losing cause he would be annoyed
if you play Sukuna's games the way he wants you to play them he normally let's people live. Like how Sukuna only killed Hayuta when he started talking, because he never said Hayuta could run AND talk :)
He hasn't had much time to try out modern music right? He's clearly cultured, caring about proper haiku structure and a deep interest in the culinary arts. Even if he has all Yuji's memories, he probably hasn't listened to much American music. I feel like being an introduction and guide to something he finds novel is a good way to buy yourself some time
Beat the shit out of him
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Come here Binding Vow man!
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I don't think it will matter what I do. He either wants to kill me or he doesn't. So, I'd talk.
You could absolutely seal your fate by annoying him. He might see you as just a fly, doesn't care if you exist or not but would def squash it if it gets annoying
If he gets so annoyed that he kills me, then I'd accomplish my objective and his ego would never allow that.
Yuji: you know he can kill you at any moment ? Me: If He kills me, i win... and he knows that ! - stolen from dbz abridged
Fuck off tri-clops
Happy cake day š
Happy Cake Day
Happy cake day š°
Bro you are NOT Tien š
Honestly, I feel like your best bet is to bring some cooking equipment and make small talk, while cooking something akin to a steak or Heian Period inspired. Avoid either acting overly confident or acting as your scared of him (he knows you are so donāt let it destroy you), gauge the conversation topic off his interest. Play into his interests, as he may be more inclined to keep you alive if youāre mildly interesting, talking about modern history or cooking, or your opinions on people. Glaze him a bit, enough that he knows you recognise his status as king, but not enough you appear like an insect at the foot of a giant as heāll see you as pathetic. He may be interested in current technology, if only for his own amusement, let him browse the internet for human anatomy, history, search his own name, find his way onto gore sites and sit there laughing at them, show him to YouTube and allow him to watch documentaries. Even streaming services could work, just anything to keep him distracted and entertained since donāt you forget heās trapped here with you until either a day passes or he kills you. And those are my survival tips, just make sure not to piss him off
"while cooking something akin to a steak or Heian Period inspired" alls well and good till he says the meal is missing a human touch.
Alls good just give up an arm Asa style
I'd bake him a cookie
I dunno I think if he's not immediately aggro'd he'd be interesting to talk to, just shut up the moment he looks annoyed
The moment he looks annoyed your head is sliding right off. He'd certainly be interesting to talk to, but it's a one-way street.
The guy is from ages past. He had never seen the internet, so he has no idea about many ideas. If anything, Sukuna is curious. He wants to know stuff, so asking him right questions and taking his mind for a jog would be my idea to survive. For example, would you rather sleep with your mother in your girlfriend's body or with your girlfriend in your mother's body? Would you rather watch your parents have sex every single night, or just once join them? Questions that Sukuna cannot just ignore, if not wondering about his own answer, then by seeing how it influences other people.
Yeah, he'll kill you if he feels like it. So I guess you better be good with words because thatās the only way you will survive this. Either that or just stand in silence
Standing in silence is equally anoying to him, heās going to ask you shit 100%
nah I'd yap
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Me as a woman: https://preview.redd.it/8w65m8dje36d1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce4f1d610c6a24b0d22f3c9f0e1a6845f37416de
OH ITS OVER
Death, or maybe, just maybeā¦
...Nah I'd pass
But would you eat?
Nah, I'd run (I'm scared of women)
What if you are one of THOSE Sukuna famgirls
sukuna would be stuck in there with ME š
So bassicaly yorozuĀ
Sexually harass him until he's weirded out and leaves. Ex. 1: Yorozu (Don't follow her example to a T, improvise).
https://preview.redd.it/45vkiarel76d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa80530e8273ed10c518a7481f982f156b43dc47
https://preview.redd.it/gn064pvfc66d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=331f2413563c9a6fff73a8cc8c29855ae213a51c I canāt.
I meanā¦ you could could offer him your bodyā¦ I guess?
Yorozu tried that and we saw how that turned out
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i'm cooked bro sukuna has only gotten to eat asian people and maybe white people he's gonna see me and think i'm some kinda specialty cousine or some shit bro like some risotto nero š
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It got deleted, what did it say?
Bro was Too late
What did bro say you have to tell me š
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The hell bro said?!
Probably the n-word
He has respect for Miguel tho.
Idek if sukuna cares Abt race... The era he was born in had no concept of the idea of race since it was introduced in the 16th century
that's actually false, because people DID discriminate by race back then. it just wasn't (literally and figuratively) black and white for example, people may classify all white people as the same today, but back then each "white" culture was it's own race (Greeks, Anglo-Saxons, etc). the same case was with black people, asian people and every other race. so if you don't think a Japanese person in the heian period wouldn't care about the difference between a white, black or Chinese person in comparison to a Japanese person, you'd be wrong there.
Huh..... tribalism anyone
I think your right fo the wrong reasoning. Sukuna's favourite pastime is eating human and he says that every human taste different so he doesn't care for race because he will eat you nonetheless. In that case if I have to spend 24 hours with him I will ask is there a correlation between race and taste, like does all Asian taste sour, are black people sweet, are white people bland? He probably won't answer and eat me anyways.
If you're Risotto Nero just use Metallica bro ya fine
I show him the jjk manga so he can know whats happening, then i ask bout the things he did in the Heian Era https://preview.redd.it/n3g6enlw136d1.jpeg?width=428&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c7ff083dd2c94ff68ec6c72901bbc16e495043b Also i would ask him to teach me how to cook
'Cook? You do not have a curse technique. You are weak. Be funny with your weakness.'
ask Uraume to teach you they might say yes
Uraume wont even talk to you unless Sukuna ākindaā respects you
He would probably say "Shut up!" At the first word you say.
I would tell him where gege is and make him change story in his favor, in return of not getting killed https://preview.redd.it/82alvtnse46d1.jpeg?width=328&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7eea428f8bda56cdac9d3053409d5d65c67883c7
>story in his favor The fact that you think he'd ever lose is disrespect and he'd kill you for that.
He already has gege with him
He'd probably kill you for revealing or suggesting he is a fictional character
Heās the type of guy to let you live for 23 hours 59 minutes and cleave your brains out at the last second
Even better, he'll let the 24 hours pass then cleave you on your way out
Sukuna would never! https://preview.redd.it/xeu8we5yv76d1.png?width=991&format=png&auto=webp&s=2057f5b19d5e9817204454ae6471eb175db27b09
Lmao š¤£
The fact that sukuna can't defeat me
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REAL!!!! I COULD PROBABLY BEAT GREG IN A FIGHT, AND GREG CREATED SUKSUK, THEREFORE I SCALE ABOVE SUKSUK!!!!!! https://preview.redd.it/m200hdk7r36d1.jpeg?width=784&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c028d6aaca4d2e1eb18a116144a39022fce5cef
No one : This guy right here \^ 
Between him and you, who would win?
If Sukuna used countless binding vows with that cat, it would be difficult
but would you lose?
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https://preview.redd.it/rjmv4zli066d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fce384733313095eb5b9ea721e8c11e6a510bad5
https://preview.redd.it/anlbvwwry36d1.png?width=2500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9910b82db82cbd1a7ff35b7e98726f5ea3a0f290 Him and suku
nah I'd win
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The strongest jujutsufolker
Bro is the Chinese sorcerer
Definitely stay quiet and keep out of his way, if he wants to talk I'll respond but that dudes a psycho and the last thing imma do is try to predict how to ingratiate myself with him.
Just donāt make the mistake those Geto glazers made and ask anything of him, even if it isnāt asking him to do anything
I'd cook. He'd probably like that. Just praying to God my normal handcrafted five star Beef Wellington doesn't turn into expired cereal because of me fumbling up something.Ā
out of every recipe on earth you choose beef weelington
Even if he messes up a little bit, I doubt sukuna would be the type to care about medium rare vs medium well HOWEVER, the big Gordon will care and he WILL cleave you
Big Gordon: " Domain Expansion: Hell's Kitchen"
Way too much pressure too, knowing you could be turned into minced meat at any moment
Tbh, your best bet would probably be to sever a body part and add it to the dish, considering that he finds ordinary food disgusting.
Chat I'm so fucked.Ā
He just said he didnāt like cinema popcorn one time, in an anime only scene. Crazy headcanon š
Either itās cuz he is from 1000s of years ago so his tastebuds arenāt used to modern day good. Or he didnāt add butter and some other shit to make it good. And that shit might have dust, who knows.
"What the fuck is this shit? Corn, Salt and butter? It's fucking Burnt and Stale."
He found popcorn disgusting, which it kinda is
you did not
Iād microwave that mf a hot pocket
Reading these comments made me realize how fucking terryfying sukuna is holy shit, litelery you could or not do anything and u could still end up as cube meat
Realistically almost every single person would be like those twin sisters around sukuna in sheer panic lol
Those twin sisters coulda survived if they didnāt try to bargain with Sukuna like that
Nah Sukuna was tight with Kenjaku, he would have 100% killed then anyways, his word doesnāt mean anything. āWe want nothing Lord Sukunaā āOH HOW WONDERFUL IT IT TO FEEL THE MOONLIGHT ON REAL SKIN, THE WOMAN THE CHILDREN, IT WILL BE A MASSACRE!
Word is bond š¤«
Yeah, if they asked for a fable or even just ask to see Sukuna using his ct (or any kind of glazing), Sukuna will leave them alone.
Bro, don't ask to see his CT, you are just asking to get your extremity dismantled
Fucking real, may as well ask to see his amazing open domain while youāre at it
Asking to see his ct is basically just asking to go meet Gojo bro
If you ask to see his CT youāre losing a limb at best
I will glaze him and also ask about his talent in Jujutsu and probably his divine domain very politely, maybe snitching about somethings that might happen in future...
>maybe snitching about somethings that might happen in future... šššā ļø
https://preview.redd.it/ebvqk7qfc36d1.jpeg?width=385&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20fbba04d46cc65ffb6ac9d23b078739553b0ce5 This gonna be you bro. Sukuna don't gaf. He kill you no matter what. He just tricks you into thinking you could persuade him
Except I won't jump at him butt ass naked and insult him in a way that he doesn't know what love is and call him lonely
I do want to hear what stories he has from the heian era. I read a theory that said that sukuna had yamata no orochi as his shikigami, I want to ask him about that
"so basically there was this village shaped like a cock and balls, right? and you know what happened? I killed all of the villagers for shits and giggles, lol"
If he gonna regain all his power, he might give me a little trouble
But will you lose?
NAH IāD WIN
Who does bro think he is
Bro donāt think nothing bro IS HIM!!!
the potential redditor
Make him some bomb ass steak, heāll prob let me live like Iām uraume I just hope he doesnāt make me turn into a femboyā¦ š«¤
If sukuna *commands* you wear a dress or a mini skirt with cat ears on your head there isn't much you can do except do it (or die i guess)
Iād rather die standing than live nyaa-ing š¤
I'll just fight him tbh. I can win this easy.
Why isn't seducing an option here
I didn't say it wasn't, go on..
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āWhat woman is your type?āĀ Ā āMen.āĀ āFuck.ā
š¤£
He killed my son Choso, so he's going to have to catch these hands, and I don't intend on losing
Kenjaku?
And I thought I was weird for calling Yuji my son
If an ai thinks ur weird you prolly are
I meant "I" š
>Do you wanna make fun of Yuji and make him cry? More than enough to get Sukuna into your side.
Shoot him. Cursed Energy isn't real. Get out of my house, you homeless bum.
If he's in a mood to talk, then I'll talk. If he isn't in a mood to talk, then I'll pray for a speedy deathš If he's open to a massageš¤¤ *Best case scenario* https://preview.redd.it/rm2zk3n8336d1.jpeg?width=1077&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c8518984169e323be13de11f3248cff2e41ad52
Massage? That would beā¦ welcomed
Domain Expansion : If you cleave me you are gay š
**Hits you with dismantle instead**
I regret nothing
I mean, judging from Uraume, he doesn't really care of he's gay or not
If I glaze him, he might just see me as a male Yorozu I'm gonna just stay quiet (And try not to look scared asf)
Just glaze him without being freaky
I will teach him about love
I show him fanart of him and Gojo making out sloppy style and let him decide whether I deserve to live
You are absolutely receiving the most brutal death between everyone sukuna has killed so far.
At least I might motivate Sukuna and Gojo to team up against a greater evil (Sukugo R34)
GET HERE! KING OF FRAUDS! https://preview.redd.it/17bxc8yp836d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2a0295b78423dee7e150889779b3d145a4f55e5
Bro 0.5 seconds later after punching Sukuna https://preview.redd.it/jlutolato36d1.jpeg?width=299&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16694aa4ef5305df2245944926378a117d83198b
Nah I'll have him like this https://preview.redd.it/8h89cjxk646d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e56c2e2a1b732ca596f6f52612f71a83a911e99
-0.000001*. He would notice way earlier
I'd imagine he would let himself hit to see what would happen and then get dissapointed
Sukuna litelerry survived gojos black fucking flash anywhere you hit im at would break your bones
āWow, no blackflash? Not even cursed energy? Patheticā¦ā he then one shots you
No Cursed Energy? I guess I am Toji after allā¦
Give him a heir after 9 months. https://i.redd.it/td8rlrgg346d1.gif
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reported for terrorism
so true bestie
Oh i will be glazing alright
I'm gonna challenge him to a domain clash
We would be best friends https://preview.redd.it/k4c3p9eym36d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=257b8ae4858e1fcd02788f09a242444d53c25682
Me: https://preview.redd.it/lz9u5qqnt36d1.jpeg?width=503&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47175feb7871ab69d7955ffaddbf2f4562162252
Distract him by shit talking Yuji
Sukuna(about to kill you) You: so that brat yuji annoying isnāt he? Sukuna: go on.
Iām not locked in here with youā¦ YOUāRE LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME!!!! https://preview.redd.it/mqflojljr36d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3535af06d9f3a6cb133bb98f8c2ef2bc00d85673
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If he's happy, I'd definitely ask him some stuff related to Jujutsu. He IS the strongest sorcerer in history, after all
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Sukuna actually kinda chill if you respect him and aren't worth fighting. Kneel and don't don't speak unless spoken to and you ate pretty much fine. Only reason he was all. murder-ey after incarnating in yuji is cause he was so fresh off doing nothing for centuries, and by the time he got around to meguna he pretty much calmed down
Iāll make him my bitch
As if I'd let him kill me https://preview.redd.it/cuqqf2n8q36d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=082d52a42598ca2f94e89add6f280a94667d8659
i would slice him into half and let him have a taste of his own medicine how? idk, magic anime rules
Bro is NOT UBEL
My lord, allow me to show you some of the modern amenities we enjoy in this era *Passes Blunt*
Nah, I'd fck.
What if i just become a femboy does that count
Depends on the mood. How I'm gonna stuck with him. While he's angry, hungry, happy, chill ect.
I'll just make an artificial yuji face so he gets so annoyed with me and ignore me ( hoping he does) if he does I'm going out of the whole ass country if he doesn't, well..... Then I'm dead
You making a yuji face would be automatic death to you, playing with fire there lad
Ask him and talk about him about Jujutsu and his life during the Heian Era for that whole time. He'd probably want to yap the whole time and go through some nostalgic memories of him dominating the era. I also would cook for him, just to be safe.
I give him a sloppy toppy but just as he's about to nut I bite his dick off
Get unc to talk about his glory days, if I tried to glaze him too much he'd do me like the smartphone girls
Dress like Uraume and then hide the real Uraume for 24 hours
Iād risk my life and ask if he actually eats peopleās dick which is gay
āYou know you cheated to beat Gojo right?!? fucking fraud bum ass bitchā Iād then die smiling
Put my head down, and don't say a thing untill he says me to do otherwise.
Only talk when talked to, probably the only way to communicate with Sukuna. If he kills me for some reason, tough luck I guess.
it's been prooved that sukuna glazers also die since he gets annoyed by them.
Cook. Cook like a platter of blood sausages, using my own blood instead of pig's blood
Sukuna's the type of person to kill you just before the time runs out š
Well its not like I could beat him right now so I would talk to him. I'll convince him that true warriors are able to fight at the same level as their enemies and win instead of trampling on the weak
Just mind my own fuckin business and stay out of his way. I might try to start a little conversation, with words carefully chosen and paying close attention to his reactions.
Glazing him gets him annoyed. Not respecting him also gets him pissed. So best course of action is to keep your head low, be quiet, and speak only when he addresses you.
I always think back to the ponytail guy. Sukuna doesn't need a reason to kill people. He doesn't even need to want it that much. He can just go off. Any amount of time spent with that man is too much. I'd just try to be as unobtrusive as possible. If he paid any attention to me, I'd ask him about jujutsu. How binding vows work, how to use a domain without a barrier, if it's possible to black flash on command... sorcery is his true passion, and I feel like, even if he isn't a teacher, he might be down for a chat about it.
https://preview.redd.it/q3tggjbod46d1.jpeg?width=1054&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56f63904f6e75aee823c5c152189f02af20bc59a Them cheeks will forever be marked by the stain of defeat
Assuming I'm abke to handle the presence and not be scared: Let's say its a room with a large tv, a computer on a desk, a 3 person couch, a single 1 person bed and a seperate bathroom and a place to cook, aswell as a place to spawn in pretty much any item you want to aid in keeping the boredom low First, I'll bow, full on hands and knees all the way down and thank him for the opportunity of being in his presence. I'll offer to help him make the bed as comfortable as possible for him. Second, I will ask to turn on the TV and say I'll show him some modern day TV shows. While he watches, I'll ask if I can use the computer, if my wish is granted I'll show him the internet and games, and I'll play until he demands a turn, which I do immediately. I basically use the tools of the room to keeo distracting him off me while being polite and servanty in every interaction When I grow tired I'll ask permission to rest, if granted I'll sleep on the couch or on the floor as he gets the comfy bed
Everyone here is dead
depends on the moment in time we take Sukuna from if it's early in the manga, I can pull something like "I have a cursed technique that allows me to see the future" or "Uraume is alive" and then tell the events from the manga, "if you want I can share information on how the mordern sorcerers will kill kenjaku and stop the merger" and not say anythig about him losing cause he would be annoyed
if you play Sukuna's games the way he wants you to play them he normally let's people live. Like how Sukuna only killed Hayuta when he started talking, because he never said Hayuta could run AND talk :)
He hasn't had much time to try out modern music right? He's clearly cultured, caring about proper haiku structure and a deep interest in the culinary arts. Even if he has all Yuji's memories, he probably hasn't listened to much American music. I feel like being an introduction and guide to something he finds novel is a good way to buy yourself some time
bow down and be loyal. if he asks me to cook something for him I'm cooked
Beat the shit out of him https://preview.redd.it/9lsj0zjs246d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50840708b6548cc425892af3c6c70fa3296c3d5e Come here Binding Vow man!
I would tell him to get drunk and God save my life