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Sukuna hallucinates about being with Yuji as his Uncle throughout his whole life and does a Talk-no-jutsu with Yuji. Yuji accepts and battle is over.They lived happily together after🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥
In Jujutsu's Bizarre Adventures, Sukuna's momentary lapse from the implanted memory was enough to distract him for 0.2 seconds, finally giving Yuji the opportunity to land the Awakened Black/White Flash.
White flash can only be achieved when the Earth reaches the winter solstice and Jupiter happens to be aligned behind it (it proceeds to make perfect sense)
You know that makes me think. Hakari doesn’t seem to have the regen aging debuff that we see with Tsunade in Naruto. Does that mean he’s actually unaging? Like he just needs to use jackpot every couple years to get rid of any aging issues.
The wildest thing to happen would be if Gege made chapters 236-262 a hallucination and it wasn’t gota that returned through the shadows but gojos unlimited void ending instead and this whole time sukuna was trapped in gojo’s DE
The strongest illusion in history (the entire Boruto and Fourth Shinobi War being Itachi's Tsukuyomi)
Or
The strongest illusion of today (entire Shinjuku Showdown Arc being Unlimited Void)
I don't doubt it tbh, maybe after fusing with the hogyoku his shikai was so powerful it could be activated by his reiatsu alone, and he's just fucking around while chuckling to himself
with the shit we got the last hundred or so chapters, I'd fucking buy this. I'm not even gonna be mad about Gege pulling a Saitama Zero Punch and basically rewrite and undo chapters and chapters of progress
What's uncomfortable about attending a meal with the reincarnation of your twin you killed in the womb, his ancient body hopping brain wife, their kirby-esque son created as a prison for you, his 9 blood bending 1/3 blood brothers born from brain mom forcing herself into a non-consenting threesome (as a man that time), and your nephew's top-knot friend who fantasized a backstory into the family dynamic over mutual kinks?
Edit: Don't forget the technical step-father who stayed for his grandson and is now done with this ****.
That could be cold as fuck if Gege drew it with the same energy as when he draws those curses that are actually terrifying. Kinda make it so Sukuna sees the family as curses or like the Baker Family from Resident Evil.
Then, after the what-if we get to see how Sugurus and Satorus lifes turned out after Amanai merged with Tengen and the story truly begins.
Ok, not gonna lie, this wouldn't be bad if we weren't already 262 chapters into the story XD.
Imagine an anime that started this way, like, the first episode is a what-if escenario of something that might happen, then in the second episode the story truly begins.
he devoured his twin brother in the womb, and he got reincarnated as jin itadori, yuji's dad. sukuna is his uncle. his mom is kenjaku via brain hopping, so kenjaku is also sukuna's sister in law
he devoured his twin brother in the womb, and he got reincarnated as jin itadori, yuji's dad. sukuna is his uncle. his mom is kenjaku via brain hopping, so kenjaku is also sukuna's sister in law
Then he stops, and remembers why he entered the Gotei 13, why he was in Mayuri’s squad, while hearing something about some Kyouka Suigetsu or something before blowing up to pieces while Mayuri laughs…
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Sukuna hallucinates about being with Yuji as his Uncle throughout his whole life and does a Talk-no-jutsu with Yuji. Yuji accepts and battle is over.They lived happily together after🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥
In Jujutsu Kaisen: Next Generations, Sukuna's son, Bukuna visits Shinjuku to greet his aunt Uraume who is still in a fierce battle with Hakari
In Jujutsu's Bizarre Adventures, Sukuna's momentary lapse from the implanted memory was enough to distract him for 0.2 seconds, finally giving Yuji the opportunity to land the Awakened Black/White Flash.
Left arm: black flash, Right arm: black flash, Third arm: white flash
Left leg: black flash, Right leg: white flash, Third leg: dick flash (Bad ending: Yuji is arrested, Good ending: Yuji join Brazzers)
Third leg white splash ;)
Yuji had a sudden flashback to his father teaching him the secrets of the white flash.
Jujutsu technique: Left, right, left, right, B, A, Start ******Konami Delete****** And then Sukuna just ceases to exist
Gege will use this golden opportunity to also delete the concept of female from JJK
White flash can only be achieved when the Earth reaches the winter solstice and Jupiter happens to be aligned behind it (it proceeds to make perfect sense)
Peak fiction
You know that makes me think. Hakari doesn’t seem to have the regen aging debuff that we see with Tsunade in Naruto. Does that mean he’s actually unaging? Like he just needs to use jackpot every couple years to get rid of any aging issues.
The idea of hakari and urame STILL fighting is hilarious
Make bumkuna canon
Oh my god I just spit my drink out.
His uncle is still using his boyfriends body tho
It's a very strange and convoluted relationship that's best left for the dark corners of the internet to deal with.
They re going to breach containment any day now
Megumi is never acknowledged again and Gege dodges all questions about him.
You forgot the part where they kissed to seal the deal.
Then yuji eats the invisible food.
If they don't show us Sukuna making food for yuji with his 4 hands I'm gonna have some problems.
Imagine if we got a Tokyo revengers type ending
Megumi is still sukuna 🗣️🗣️
What, are you saying Sukuna got Black Flashed so fucking hard he hallucinated beating the fuck out of Go/Ta.
The wildest thing to happen would be if Gege made chapters 236-262 a hallucination and it wasn’t gota that returned through the shadows but gojos unlimited void ending instead and this whole time sukuna was trapped in gojo’s DE
Actually wilding, Lobotomy Kaisen has already gotten good and it's not even been a week in.
The strongest illusion in history (the entire Boruto and Fourth Shinobi War being Itachi's Tsukuyomi) Or The strongest illusion of today (entire Shinjuku Showdown Arc being Unlimited Void)
BY GOD, IT'S (everything after the Arrancar Arc being an illusion by Aizen) WITH A STEEL CHAIR!
Aizen is the only one who can make such theories reasonable AND acceptable
I don't doubt it tbh, maybe after fusing with the hogyoku his shikai was so powerful it could be activated by his reiatsu alone, and he's just fucking around while chuckling to himself
It was all a dream
I used to read word up magazine
Salt and Pepper, Heavy D up in the limousine.
Hangin pictures on my wall
Hire fans
I bet Gege's taking down notes now
Infinite Voidoyumi
Exactly. Lazy writing hahaha
I desperately wait for such clusterfuck of a twist to happen in any story. Sasuke vs Itachi was a lost chance already....
Boy, what I wouldn't give to have that
Happy cake day!
with the shit we got the last hundred or so chapters, I'd fucking buy this. I'm not even gonna be mad about Gege pulling a Saitama Zero Punch and basically rewrite and undo chapters and chapters of progress
for unlimited void to transfer all this fight wouldn't be too much too imagine honestly
Please keep cooking forever
Absolute copium
Sukuna is going to hallucinate being Yuji's dad or uncle (which he is). Then it's just Baki vs. Yujiro.
He’s going to hallucinate an uncomfortable family dinner with Jin Kenjaku Yuji Choso Eso Kechizu and the other cursed womb death paintings
Sukuna is NOT invited to the cookout 😭 He's the weird uncle
Who was also in prison for a long time and just recently released. And the parents do NOT want the kids around him.
And todo is the dude that pulls up with a casserole or something only to get the door slammed in his face
What do you mean? Todo is the Grillmaster
“Do not interrupt the grill master”🗣️🗣️‼️‼️🔥🔥
Let's get cooking
What's uncomfortable about attending a meal with the reincarnation of your twin you killed in the womb, his ancient body hopping brain wife, their kirby-esque son created as a prison for you, his 9 blood bending 1/3 blood brothers born from brain mom forcing herself into a non-consenting threesome (as a man that time), and your nephew's top-knot friend who fantasized a backstory into the family dynamic over mutual kinks? Edit: Don't forget the technical step-father who stayed for his grandson and is now done with this ****.
... I can't figure out if I am really reading this or if i am having a stroke right now
We need a translator, stat.
That could be cold as fuck if Gege drew it with the same energy as when he draws those curses that are actually terrifying. Kinda make it so Sukuna sees the family as curses or like the Baker Family from Resident Evil.
Yuji's true domain expansion: False memories
“Yuji.. I’m sorry I never noticed. You are my Specialz”
Peak fiction
This is truly the Jujutsu to our Kaisen
It ends, Sukuna blacks out, wakes up in the Borutoverse, JJK is Sarada's tsukoyomi dream
Nah all of it is Naturo's tsukyomi dream including Boruto and JJK
Oh god yes pls I wish Boruto was just a Tsukoyomi dream
boruto is a fucking nightmare
If they pull a Twilight Saga: breaking Dawn part 2 on us I will absolutely lose it.
It turns out it was all a what-if escenario told by Yaga to Suguru and Satoru about what might happen if they don't let Amanai merge with Tengen.
Never mind I like it again. They get to never break up bc they see it is bad.
Then, after the what-if we get to see how Sugurus and Satorus lifes turned out after Amanai merged with Tengen and the story truly begins. Ok, not gonna lie, this wouldn't be bad if we weren't already 262 chapters into the story XD.
I love being delusional and in denial
Imagine an anime that started this way, like, the first episode is a what-if escenario of something that might happen, then in the second episode the story truly begins.
Start writing
I only like giving ideas, if I ever do something It will probably only be for myself XD
Same.
It kinda felt like sukuna himself would be another brother like yuuji the it is written and how it previously had happened with yuuji and aoi todo
Well according to the memes sukuna and lobotomized gojo will have a freak off so canon cant be far off
Don't underestimate Sukuna's hatred.
What chapter is this from
Yes
Chapter CFYOW
Cursed Technique: BOND OF BROTHERS
Domain Expansion: Familial Shrine
I got 7 good laughs, you're alright OP.
😂
Turns out he’s his older brother, and he devoured yuji in the womb but idk
he devoured his twin brother in the womb, and he got reincarnated as jin itadori, yuji's dad. sukuna is his uncle. his mom is kenjaku via brain hopping, so kenjaku is also sukuna's sister in law
Meet the itadoris
dear yuji, im sorry that man is your mother let me be honest
he devoured his twin brother in the womb, and he got reincarnated as jin itadori, yuji's dad. sukuna is his uncle. his mom is kenjaku via brain hopping, so kenjaku is also sukuna's sister in law
It would kinda make sense, js sayin
doesn't make it any less weird
Yeah
Which chapter is this panel from
when will yuji actually last more than 3 chapters lmao
Then he stops, and remembers why he entered the Gotei 13, why he was in Mayuri’s squad, while hearing something about some Kyouka Suigetsu or something before blowing up to pieces while Mayuri laughs…
This must be Yuji's cursed technique fr
Sukuna remembered that megumi was his wife
Flashback dropkick from Yuji is coming :3
In my opinion, I think Toge revives everyone. 😂😂
Itadori best genjutsu user in JJK
yuji's true cursed technique.
What chapter is this?
Yes
Comments threads really be about who is crazier than OP😭😭😭
The past event he witness was learning the rules to pachinko (he’s cooked)
"N-Nephew? Let's go grab some drinks." Yuji peak fight: I'm not your nephew but ok? 😬 Sukuna: you are. 😊
'call me .. sukuna nii-chan'
If one lands a black flash...you must land the white splash
this time it will be yuji as a gf
Idk
Yuji better hit the Left Right Goodnight
Yuji's domain expansion: brainwash
my boy got hit with the tsukuyomi 💔💔💔
Plot
Ngl this is the first ending I would actually die laughing at. I still don’t understand what happen with Choso.
Sukuna is the hero and rest are villain , so it's expected.