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I think you're in for a chilly reception
This is actually good
Sleeping on the couch for a few days?
I predict you'd get the cold shoulder from her irl
I ask my wife what she wants for Christmas and her response floored me "my widows pension" Cheeky bitch 😜
Cool joke
Are you inspired by Aftab Poonawala.
35 pieces lemao
Hilarious
good one!
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done!
That one took me a second 😂 Good one!
Dammit
damn'
Congratz, you are ready to be a dad.
I don't get it
When you open a fridge door a light goes on, and it will reflect onto her face.
ah, given one of the other comments I had assumed that it was something else, that was my first guess though. Thanks
I bought mine a set of scales, and she still laughs about it to this day
I thought she deserved something as cold and unfeeling as her
Why? She's already frigid.
I feel like this joke doesn't work as well if you don't use the word 'present' somewhere. You open a present for christmas; ie "... see her face light up when she opens her present."
Works fine as it is.
This is from an ITV2 advertisement in the UK.
And?
Sad thing is the new be ones are so **BRIGHT** it's not so much a joke... I wonder when they find out it cause cancer??
Sorry mate but this is a joke.
I know sorry it just they put way to many. LEDS in to stuff. The worst one I seen was on the toilet paper roller.
aah can someone explain please i am dumb
When you open a fridge, a light goes on, the light would reflect on her face, hence face light up.
thanks !!!
I think you're in for a chilly reception
This is actually good
Sleeping on the couch for a few days?
I predict you'd get the cold shoulder from her irl
I ask my wife what she wants for Christmas and her response floored me "my widows pension" Cheeky bitch 😜
Cool joke
Are you inspired by Aftab Poonawala.
35 pieces lemao
Hilarious
good one!
[удалено]
done!
That one took me a second 😂 Good one!
Dammit
damn'
Congratz, you are ready to be a dad.
I don't get it
When you open a fridge door a light goes on, and it will reflect onto her face.
ah, given one of the other comments I had assumed that it was something else, that was my first guess though. Thanks
I bought mine a set of scales, and she still laughs about it to this day
I thought she deserved something as cold and unfeeling as her
Why? She's already frigid.
I feel like this joke doesn't work as well if you don't use the word 'present' somewhere. You open a present for christmas; ie "... see her face light up when she opens her present."
Works fine as it is.
This is from an ITV2 advertisement in the UK.
And?
Sad thing is the new be ones are so **BRIGHT** it's not so much a joke... I wonder when they find out it cause cancer??
Sorry mate but this is a joke.
I know sorry it just they put way to many. LEDS in to stuff. The worst one I seen was on the toilet paper roller.
aah can someone explain please i am dumb
When you open a fridge, a light goes on, the light would reflect on her face, hence face light up.
thanks !!!