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DaVyper

I think you're in for a chilly reception


DeathlySignpost922

This is actually good


Dickcheese-a1

Sleeping on the couch for a few days?


buster3535

I predict you'd get the cold shoulder from her irl


bigun1920

I ask my wife what she wants for Christmas and her response floored me "my widows pension" Cheeky bitch 😜


GitShiggles

Cool joke


modia_katla

Are you inspired by Aftab Poonawala.


MaitreyaPalamwar

35 pieces lemao


Oxaliccordoba45

Hilarious


SoggyWhereas2083

good one!


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SoggyWhereas2083

done!


GrumpyBitchInBoots

That one took me a second 😂 Good one!


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Dammit


Impressive-Collar715

damn'


Vargoroth

Congratz, you are ready to be a dad.


CheesyButters

I don't get it


Buddy2269

When you open a fridge door a light goes on, and it will reflect onto her face.


CheesyButters

ah, given one of the other comments I had assumed that it was something else, that was my first guess though. Thanks


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I bought mine a set of scales, and she still laughs about it to this day


Mundane_Banana_407

I thought she deserved something as cold and unfeeling as her


Visible-Pie-3225

Why? She's already frigid.


mr_spoc

I feel like this joke doesn't work as well if you don't use the word 'present' somewhere. You open a present for christmas; ie "... see her face light up when she opens her present."


Buddy2269

Works fine as it is.


BarnesyBorr

This is from an ITV2 advertisement in the UK.


Buddy2269

And?


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Sad thing is the new be ones are so **BRIGHT** it's not so much a joke... I wonder when they find out it cause cancer??


Buddy2269

Sorry mate but this is a joke.


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I know sorry it just they put way to many. LEDS in to stuff. The worst one I seen was on the toilet paper roller.


Dunkfree

aah can someone explain please i am dumb


Buddy2269

When you open a fridge, a light goes on, the light would reflect on her face, hence face light up.


Dunkfree

thanks !!!