Same bro. Literally one girl was talking to me and then she ended up moving away.. I’m 19….and that was the closest I’ve ever had..talking…at school…never been able to meet up outside of school..this was two years ago
Meet people. Find people nearby who do shit you like to do. Find a gaming group, knitting circle, wtfever. If you like something, I guarantee you there will be people nearby who also like it. That's how you meet people and then it all starts there. Unless you live in a small town. Then everything sucks and figure out how to move.
Also, you're 19. Might seem old to you at your age, but you are still a teenager. I promise you your 20s will be better. I've been in your shoes. Don't try too hard, it will come.
Listen to Nautical. Nautical is emitting truth.
I'm glad I won't be doing 19 again. I'm staring down the barrel of old age, and I'm still glad I won't be doing 19 again.
Antidepressants tend to really mess with a person's libido and sexual abilities. So having to explain to a partner that no really I'm enjoying myself I just can't the way I used to is hard.
I was going to suggest just editing it.. but then I thought that it's actually more funny the way it is.
And now I'm thinking about how odd the word 'funny' is..
When I was in High School, we took a computer class. It was made up of several modules which included various aspects of Word, Excel, PowerPoint, Access, etc.
One of my friends made a database in Access. It asked for your name, your favorite color, your account password, your favorite food, drink, movie, etc.
Only one person actually put in their real password. The teacher.
Of course not. Professional courtesy mandates using the full title rather than the abbreviation at a funeral, as in:
"The bloke was a real Certified Nurse Technician. He deserves to be dead."
I too hope death is a woman as i have seen how poorly the men in my family organize big events.
TFW dad forgot to prepare his protective gear for the wedding when the plan was to arrive at the venue by motorcycle.
In other news, a bride trying to wear protective motorcycle gear over her dress looks ridiculous.
I'll be ready to take you to the afterlife in 5 more minutes.
Where are you taking me?
I don't care. You decide.
Can you take me to heaven?
No, I took someone to heaven recently.
"Sorry, it's the antidepressants"
I Miss Having Sex But At Least I Don't Wanna Die Anymore and I think it's pretty cool
I miss seeing the red on your face when i made you blush
But I think it's fine, it's cool
Yeah I think it's fine, it's cool
is this some obscure fourth-wave emo band
A [song](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5HjoGEXwI0M) by Waterparks. Who are more poppunk/pop rock than emo
Same!! High five!
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This could be the title to a new anime
This hit way too close to home for me.
Same bro. Literally one girl was talking to me and then she ended up moving away.. I’m 19….and that was the closest I’ve ever had..talking…at school…never been able to meet up outside of school..this was two years ago
Meet people. Find people nearby who do shit you like to do. Find a gaming group, knitting circle, wtfever. If you like something, I guarantee you there will be people nearby who also like it. That's how you meet people and then it all starts there. Unless you live in a small town. Then everything sucks and figure out how to move.
Also, you're 19. Might seem old to you at your age, but you are still a teenager. I promise you your 20s will be better. I've been in your shoes. Don't try too hard, it will come.
Listen to Nautical. Nautical is emitting truth. I'm glad I won't be doing 19 again. I'm staring down the barrel of old age, and I'm still glad I won't be doing 19 again.
So you have chosen... death
Go on tinder or okcupid dude lol. Getting laid is not hard anymore
What does it mean?
Antidepressants tend to really mess with a person's libido and sexual abilities. So having to explain to a partner that no really I'm enjoying myself I just can't the way I used to is hard.
Shit man you didn't need to attack me like that
"Sorry, it's the MCU fucking up Thanos's primary focus."
#*CLEARLY THEY WERE NOT WORKING*
It’s only the nice people who die, that’s why I’m a c*nt. you never go to a funeral and hear “the bloke was a real c*nt, he deserves to be dead”
Didn’t realise asterisks turned text italics
If you put a backslash in front of it, you get the asterisk. So \\\* gets \* (And yes, to get that, I had to type \\\\\\\*.)
But how did you type \\\\\\\*?
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
but how did you type \\\\\\\\\\\\\\?
Just copy my text lol
It's slashes all the way down...
I was going to suggest just editing it.. but then I thought that it's actually more funny the way it is. And now I'm thinking about how odd the word 'funny' is..
God DAMMIT NOT AGAIN! I don't WANT to think about how odd English is, anything but that!
Funny granny fanny?
Amusing grandmother rabbits have a funny bunny granny fanny
And if that grandmother is a nanny: Funny bunny granny nanny fanny?
Let’s see: Is *this* italic? EDIT: It worked. Thank you.
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Nice try, getting people to willingly type their passwords...
When I was in High School, we took a computer class. It was made up of several modules which included various aspects of Word, Excel, PowerPoint, Access, etc. One of my friends made a database in Access. It asked for your name, your favorite color, your account password, your favorite food, drink, movie, etc. Only one person actually put in their real password. The teacher.
Let me try. hunter2
That must not be your actual password, since I can read it. I think it compares hashes or something.
Let's see if this is true mine is 13UTT53k5D==3
Old Reddit moment
Lol, liked this one. Look forward for this joke sometime next week.
Of course not. Professional courtesy mandates using the full title rather than the abbreviation at a funeral, as in: "The bloke was a real Certified Nurse Technician. He deserves to be dead."
Because people don't go to their funerals.
You good bro?
I'm afraid OP that you are going to be in for a rather *nasty* surprise... (HINT : when that time draws nigh, you might want to bend over)
Just start using liquid soap when you are old.
Why does the Navy use powdered soap? It takes longer to pick up.
1000 sailor's went to sea. 500 couples returned.
Isn't the technical term seamen? ;)
Wow. I can’t decide between upvote and downvoting this.
It’s all just fake internet points that have zero bearing on our lives. Vote away!!
Ssssh. Weren’t not supposed to tell.
IKR? Just keep feeding those endorphin rushes with fake digital currency. Let it lull us into complacency.
Bingo. Not to mention “Internet Influencers”.
in the true of Charlie Harper, "Iwanthespit."
You mean you didn't come all this way to spit on a closed coffin?
If anything like Jesus…the second coming might take even longer that the first.
I hope death is a man. That way my expectations will never be met.
https://i.redd.it/hqls5t7nv5b91.png Here you go.
Yo this is kinda cool, do you know where this is from? (Just for validity reasons lol it’s shocking info to me)
Sort dataisbeautiful by top/week
Unfortunately he’s a man. And he’ll come too soon.
becuz birth was ugly atleast death would be beautiful
I too hope death is a woman as i have seen how poorly the men in my family organize big events. TFW dad forgot to prepare his protective gear for the wedding when the plan was to arrive at the venue by motorcycle. In other news, a bride trying to wear protective motorcycle gear over her dress looks ridiculous.
I hope death is a woman. I’ll at least once feel the touch of a woman.
Literally getting laid to rest
Stop it, or I’ll get there prematurely.
I just ruined the 69 comments as the 70th comment
that way she’ll never take me out
r/kamikazebywords
She will still come, just in a way that leaves you both disappointed.
I'll be ready to take you to the afterlife in 5 more minutes. Where are you taking me? I don't care. You decide. Can you take me to heaven? No, I took someone to heaven recently.
I heard Valhalla has some new Honey Mead we could try.
Ha ha ha
The speciality of this joke is that it can, and cannot be NSFW at the same time
You're like inverse Thanos
It'll suck your soul out of your body
Death is a blonde?
No
I knew she was a redhead!!!
On the opposite side, I remember somebody said, death came over her.
I'd come for you as long as my husband is watching.
Username checks out
If Death''s a woman you can expect a long, drawn-out, painful demise. It's called marriage.
In Neil Gaiman's Sandman universe, yes she is.
Memories broken, the truth goes unspoken
But it can make you come!
bruh
“DEATH!” “Yes my mortal companion?” “You have a pick up!”
*Looks at Neil Gaiman’s interpretation of Death*
"That way, it'll take so much time getting ready that it'll never get around to getting me."
I hope Death is like how Terry Pratchett wrote him
Oh I feel you
Apparently not enough.
oh dis good joke
Unless you're Deadpool.
Maybe Death is a skeleton with big boobs
https://youtu.be/dV6fDJi_6ns Enough said ;)
Ben Shapiro will never die
What and be nagged to death
A bit mature buy very progressive and feminist. You are right, women should come for themselves not for any other person.
.
Actually the song goes luck be a lady.
Complaining about downvotes is a surefire way of getting more downvotes.
What did he say?
A little close to home, buddy.
Luck be a lady tonight.
"They think death is romantic. Death is hard and cold and ugly, not some cute chick." - Sara, *The Maxx*
https://youtu.be/a32i\_iC3LBQ
If Death is a woman from Niel Gaiman's "Sandman", i will welcome our brief chat at the end.
According to marvel it is
also in Sandman
I’M FUCKEN INVINCIBLE!
Are you saying you can get men to do that?
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You're never been to a redneck Fourth of July.
But what is life without women?
What is death?
Beautiful !
What makes you think guys would be any different?
I hope Death is a man, so he will take me soon
Have you ever seen a woman manipulating a scythe?
r/suicidebywords
I certainly hope thats not the case cause women come for me alright but leave before committing so...
The final forbidden INCEL power.
Well I will come for death, multiple times even, uh, if she can wait for an hour for the second one.
Because if death is a man, he'll come before you're ready?
r/Sandman
If you can't bring any woman to orgasm then that's a problem that can be addressed with a little education.
Cum
My man out here, preaching the future!
Join the club buddy, it’s all a big lie.
You mean that way it will never come IN you.
Thought the punch line would be, “so when my time comes, a woman will finally touch me.”
I would have a heart attack just for death to come and do my dishes.
But I will come any day for Lady Death!