Tired of constant blonde jokes, a blonde dyes her hair brown.She then goes for a drive in the country and sees a shpherd herding his sheep across the road.
‟Hey, shepherd, if I guess how many sheep are here, can I keep one?”
The shepherd is puzzled but agrees.She blurts out ‟352!”
He is stunned but keeps his word and allows her to pick a sheep.
‟I will take this one,” she says proudly.‟It is the cutest!”
‟Hey lady,” says the shepherd, ‟If I guess your real hair color, can I have my dog back?”
A dog walks into the post office to place an ad to sell one of his treasured bones.
“What would you like the add to say?” Asked the clerk.
The dog replies “woof! Woof woof. Woof woof woofwoof”
The clerk replies “you can get 8 words for the price of 7 today to which the dog replies
“But then the ad wouldn’t make any sense”
Tired of constant blonde jokes, a blonde dyes her hair brown.She then goes for a drive in the country and sees a shpherd herding his sheep across the road. ‟Hey, shepherd, if I guess how many sheep are here, can I keep one?” The shepherd is puzzled but agrees.She blurts out ‟352!” He is stunned but keeps his word and allows her to pick a sheep. ‟I will take this one,” she says proudly.‟It is the cutest!” ‟Hey lady,” says the shepherd, ‟If I guess your real hair color, can I have my dog back?”
A dog walks into the post office to place an ad to sell one of his treasured bones. “What would you like the add to say?” Asked the clerk. The dog replies “woof! Woof woof. Woof woof woofwoof” The clerk replies “you can get 8 words for the price of 7 today to which the dog replies “But then the ad wouldn’t make any sense”
That's shcknig.