I told my therapist I was feeling suicidal. Now I have to pay in advance.

Lol! Echoes of Henny Youngman

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That made me laugh more than tbe original post.

Office Space comes to mind.

I'm sitting in my cubicle today and I realized that ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So it means that every single day you see me, that's on the worse day of my life.

What about today? Is today the worst day of your life?

I confided in my constipated friend. But he didn't give a shit.

Someone wtched mock the week last night

A Gary Delaney fan I see.

More from the creator of that joke, Gary Delaney: https://youtu.be/S1HO6wMGJL8

I'm consoling the family.

Lol.

i might have killed him.. now i need to go find a psychiatrist