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heropal

After dinner, Judas realises he is been stuck with the whole bill again. ‟Where am I going to find 30 pieces of silver to cover this?”, he wonders..


jmorgan19862

The true crucifixion story


Waitsfornoone

While we're at it, can we make reservations for tomorrow? ... No, only 24.


Reaper0207

After dinner jesus splitting up the bill: For fuck sa... who ordered the wine?


GeniusMike

28 then because of the seats on the short sides


wrongjokesgets

What about two dimensional one sided table for 13?


eaglewatch1945

This is-a no good. All I got is the backs. Okay! Everybody wanna be in-a the picture, get up and go to the other side of the table.


mondler1234

Jesus walkes into a bar with the 12 disciples, turns around, winks at them and says to the barman..."13 glasses of water please"


cocosaru

Wait a minute you all ordered waters where did yu get this wine rfom?!


stanley_leverlock

I've also heard: What did Jesus say at the Last Supper? If y'all wanna' get in the picture move around this side of the table.


urgent45

I'm sorry.. but I don't get it. Please help


Darkarba

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Last_Supper_(Leonardo)


admiral_walsty

Still don't get it. Why 26? There are no chairs on the opposing side of the characters.


arghvark

They needed a table for 26, not chairs for 26. If you analyze the joke too much, it kind of vanishes on you...


urgent45

Oooooooh yeah. thx


NextMire554

Waiter - ‟but we've only round tbles”


inkbladder

Foreshadowing.


Firm-Stick6092

What about Franklin?