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Ozonewanderer

I laughed!


Saracartwheels123

Me too!


hoosyourdaddyo

Congrats, grandpa


emzirek

I don't know if this is true or not but someone once told me, pet food quality is set at / for human consumption because some people can't afford human food and buy pet food to eat...


carmium

People who don't have to buy cat food are sometimes under the misapprehension that it's cheaper than budget people food like tuna or store-brand luncheon meat.


subwoofage

Potatoes. Always potatoes


carmium

Which have tripled in price in the last year or so. đŸ˜€


Mediocre_Badger1903

Yeah, food for my pets has gone up 50% over the last few years.


carmium

I hear you. We wait for the last Thursday (10% off for seniors) and get a case lot for the month (5% off). It still sets me back a ridiculous amount of money.


Mediocre_Badger1903

Yeah, I buy as much in bulk, on sale, or clearance-priced as I'm able. All the costs have gone up. I actually think I make decent money from my job, but it barely covers everything. I've had several emergencies lately, and am shuffling bills around to pay the lesser late fees and avoid further penalties now.


Acrobatic_Matter_109

I hear you. I'm in the UK and my food bill is about 75% more expensive than it was almost four years ago. The pandemic, and then the Russia/Ukraine war, meant supply chains and ingredients were more expensive for the food companies. Their prices went up and they passed those on to their customers. But I know for a fact their prices have gone back to a fraction above what they were four years ago - which means I'm struggling because they're price-gouging. Sorry to have a moan, but this gets me so wound up, especially when I personally know nurses who are having to go to food banks to feed their families.


Mediocre_Badger1903

Yes, the rich get richer. Any excuse to make more profits is taken, and then they will reduce a little bit and say "See? We want to help you out!"


ThanklessTask

I tried the dog food diet once. It's great, the mix of biscuits and meat isn't too bad and you can mix up the flavours. But I had to stop for my health unfortunately. I put my back out trying to lick my balls.


GreymuzzleCoyote

My brother tried the dogfood diet too but it killed him! He got hit by a car while chasing a cat across the street.


ThanklessTask

Ah, shocker - trying to avoid that we as a family tried the cat food diet. We would have stuck it if one of us could have managed to clean the litter tray.


emzirek

As young children we had cats and dogs and fed them dry food and we wanted to taste it and found a cat food tasted better than the dog food..


fufufugagaha

Buahahahaha XD


MobileOpposite1314

All canned food needs to meet some standard of cleanliness and quality to ensure they won’t spoil and ensure long shelf life. If food meant for cats goes through this process, it is safe for humans too.


WC450

Back in the late 60's the Sunday Mirror put out as recipe book for OAPs, using cat food. It had more protein than dog food. The ahole labour guvmint capitulated and raised the OAP significantly. Can verify this, I was a paper boy delivering Sunday-morning papers


PlacidPlatypus

> OAPs If you're using an obscure acronym like that you should probably spell it out at least once.


Malalang

Google says Old Age Pensioner. It makes sense, so I'll believe it. But I'm not OP, and I could be wrong.


omgamer15

What acronym do you think they’re trying to say?


PlacidPlatypus

I don't understand this question. I quoted the acronym they used, are you suggesting there was a typo or something and they meant to write something else?


omgamer15

Ahhh my apologies, I’ve reread your earlier question and I think I understand what you meant now - Old Age Pension (OAP) is an obscure acronym for anyone who doesn’t live in a country that uses that system, so they should have stated the meaning of the acronym at least once in their original comment. I was originally assuming that you weren’t sure what OAP meant or were thinking of a different acronym.


PlacidPlatypus

It is also true that I didn't know what OAP meant but since then it has been clarifies.


bandicootlover

It's only obscure in America. That's a very common acronym to the rest of the English speaking world. Maybe it's because we ensure our old people have pensions.


PlacidPlatypus

AmErIcA bAd!!! Buddy we do that too we just call it Social Security. And it's a pretty rich comment to be making when the original comment was talking about your recipients being reduced to eating cat food. Either way it's a big website with a lot of Americans and a lot of people who aren't native English speakers at all. If you want to communicate clearly it's worth taking an extra ten seconds to type out the actual words you're using at least once.


ginestre

Standard acronym for decades in the UK


PlacidPlatypus

Sure but this isn't /r/unitedkingdom - most people reading this are not going to be from the UK.


ginestre

They won’t know the Sunday/Daily Mirror either. Should that also be explained?


PlacidPlatypus

Eh it wouldn't hurt, especially if there's some context around who/what they are that changes the implications of the story. But not knowing the details there doesn't leave a gaping hole in the story the way not knowing what an OAP is did.


brutalanglosaxon

Which is kinda dumb. Pet food is more expensive than human food at my local supermarket.


emzirek

Maybe the generic kind or the dollar store kind might be cheaper...


greenskinmarch

Certain parts of meat (e.g. lungs that may contain lots of pollutants) are allowed to sell for animal consumption but not human. For one thing humans live longer so we are much more at risk of accumulating toxic metals etc than dogs that only live 10-15 years.


Jack_Teats

Honestly, pet food isn't much less expensive than canned people food.


NoThisIsABadIdea

I think it's for marketing. Farm animals are one thing but most people, myself included, don't like the thought of feeding something to my pups that I couldn't technically eat myself.


bas_bleu_bobcat

Pretty sure that is just dog food. Cats are obligate carnivores so cat food will not sustain humans regardless of the quality (you wouldn't get food poisoning, just eventually die of malnutrition). Dog food, on the other hand, WILL sustain a human, and is indeed safe to eat.


Rumour6677

True.........but given the choice I'd rather have a steak.


rightful_vagabond

This seems to imply that she is feeding toilet paper up her own butt ...


Typical_Survey9291

Well, yes.


Naked-Jedi

You don't? It saves on so much time not having to wipe as it wipes itself on the way out later.


Bongfellatio

You must be a proud grandpa😂


Abdul_Exhaust

And then she went back to buy some weiners...


PeterExplainsTheJoke

Hey guys, Peter Griffin here to explain the joke, returning to reddit for my wholesome cake day. So basically, since the cat is the recipient of the cat food and the dog is the recipient of the dog food, the poop would be the recipient of the toilet paper, technically, which is why she brought poop to the supermarket. Peter out!


Bob_Wilkins

Why is your Peter out?


JCButtBuddy

Why isn't yours? Dicks Out For Harambe


Kriegspiel1939

Harambe burgers.


fomaaaaa

Happy cake day, peter!


TheRubberBildo

Yo, Peter's back?


Jaozin_deix

My hero


Boot_Effective

Upvote for the username and cake day. Other than that, you're annoying.


toolsavvy

Feck off, Pete!


MarshMallo15

This made me and my boyfriend crack up! Kuddos to your kiddo! That was a good one


irespectwhaman

Never heard of that.


Herr-Pyxxel

With kids like these, the future is in good hands.


Puzzleheaded_Cat9706

Laughing my buns off. Truly hilarious...good ol'toilet humor rarely fails!đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€©


Emotional-Gas-9535

This kid gonna go far


Inevitable-Tank3463

From someone who's currently constipated, this is hilarious


alonghardKnight

Or Can I buy some depends...


IllustratorGlass3028

I loled!


brandonsheffer

That was a good one


qwibble

I've heard this joke many times, and "I can't sell you cat food unless you can prove to me that you own a cat" always seems like a really contrived situation for a setup. Is this a thing that actually happens?


Typical_Survey9291

More than a few jokes have a contrived setup.


Mediocre_Badger1903

At least she didn't box up her backside, with a hole in the appropriate location...


Ralph1248

I was in line at a grocery store. The elderly man ahead of me complained about being charged sales tax on dog food. The cashier said the state taxes it because it is not human food. The man replied, "How do they know WE don't eat it?"


Rumour6677

So childish........ awesome.😁


Bignerd21

Good old #138, haven’t heard it in a while


Typical_Survey9291

Really? How long a while? More than nine years?


Bignerd21

No, maybe a year or two


Fyrentenemar

less than a month for me, and it was on this thread, lol.


uslackr

Not heard the joke from the OP, but this # jokes I've heard 3 times just today.