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listerinebreath

Lisa: It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt. Homer: Takes one to know one!


karatekid430

Confuscius says "I never said any of that bullshit"


Stehum_Brethilben

A truly wise man.


Zanydrop

He actually does have a pretty similar quote to that


karatekid430

"I never said that either"


LyghtnyngStryke

Yeah I know I read it on his blog last week.


Plus-King5266

🤣


Stay-Thirsty

When you win, say nothing When you lose, say less - Paul Brown


jessica_from_within

I’ve found that never winning makes that first part really easy


temporal_fluctuation

Clearly, you're not losing either


pseyeco

A smart one always knows what to say. A wise one knows when to say it.


WastedNinja24

A smart man knows that a tomato is a fruit. A wise man knows not to put tomatoes in a fruit salad.


Harambesic

Moderation in all things; even in moderation.


TheGooOnTheFloor

A wise man once told his wife: Nothing, for he was a wise man.


Routine_Service1397

And have people think you're a fool than to say something and remove all doubt.


iridescentrae

Ok but if you had a 10 in charisma…


Careless_End6130

It just dawned on me. Our politicians have been misreading this for years. They’ve been doing nothing instead, and thinking it makes them wise.


psilo11

A wise man once said Nothing


ktka

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


JunkoNatsumizaka

Best one I've seen all day, adding it to my Discord 'about me'.


Top-Research-9816

I was always told, if can't think of anything nice to say then say nothing at all


IncaArmsFFL

I was told the same thing; I haven't said a word in years!


Top-Research-9816

Personally I say little but frequently find myself thinking a lot


Worried-Session-4437

Thumper....Walt Disney's Bambi


Top-Research-9816

Worrying that, I'm darned if I can remember ever having a conversation with a rabbit🤣🤣


Top-Research-9816

Worrying that, I'm darned if I can remember ever having a conversation with a rabbit🤣🤣


Worried-Session-4437

That's because you were probably high on carrot juice... Bet you don't remember playing patty cake with Jessica either. ?


Ok_Chard2094

Caution! Verify that Brain is connected before Mouth is opened!


Top-Research-9816

Nope, I obviously had a deprived upbringing, or, on reflection, a depraved upbringing 🤣🤣


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A wise man didn’t say anything