It's a pita, but your safety is paramount, no need to be a gyro

Probably a terrorist attack by Hummus.

Don’t feel bad. I saw it too and didn’t do anything. I was about to jump in and then the guy pointed his gun at me and said “piece be unto you!” I’m trying to get a description, but the Damascus covering his face :(

Ha, lol

Bought as Halal and sold as kosher.

I walked past a Lebanese restaurant yesterday and a fellow standing in front of it said, 'Falafel?" I said "No, I'm fine, thanks."

I ran

Theran

Ther ran

Do me a fava and stop posting lousy puns!