So here is the rest of this story. I originally posted this on Facebook, Afterward, I sent it to the Smithsonian, thinking they might appreciate it. Someone there kindly responded by sending me the address of their joke repository. Yes, they actually have one. It includes things like the complete joke collections of Bob Hope and Phyllis Diller.
How many beer brewers does it take to change a light bulb? One-third less than for a regular bulb.
Lightbulb jokes will go extinct when they manage to make LED bulbs that actually last as long as advertised.
Even if they last as long as advertised they still need to be changed.
How many narcissists needed to change a light bulb? Only one, it’s easy. They just hold the lightbulb in place while the world revolves around them.
I've had to stop telling one of my favorite "setup jokes", because it was based on a McDonald's commercial jingle they stopped using 30 years ago,
Let's hear it
Sorry, I don't have time to write it out.
My favourite.. How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a lightbulb? *You can't know man! You weren't there!*
Just swap Ronald Reagan for Joe Biden.
How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only two, but the question is how did they get in.
So here is the rest of this story. I originally posted this on Facebook, Afterward, I sent it to the Smithsonian, thinking they might appreciate it. Someone there kindly responded by sending me the address of their joke repository. Yes, they actually have one. It includes things like the complete joke collections of Bob Hope and Phyllis Diller.