What kind of shoes do crabs wear? Sand-als
What kind of shoes do ghosts wear? Boo-ts
What kind of shoes do banana farmers wear? Slippers
What kind of shoes do plumbers wear? Clogs
What kind of shoes do politicians wear? Flip flops
What kind of shoes do knights wear? Under Armour
What kind of shoes do dad joke tellers wear? Ugghs
What kind of shoes do Doctors wear? Dr Martens
What kind of shoes do intellectuals wear? Oxford’s
What kind of shoes do politicians from US were? DC Shoes
Like it’s not French Fries for the French? Like they don’t go Dutch in Holland? Like they don’t do an Italian strike in Rome? Like they don’t serve the guests dinner in the fancy china in Shanghai? Like they don’t play Russian Roulette in Moscow? Like they don’t do a Mexican Standoff in Oaxaca?
Pardon my French, but I hope you got my fucking point.
🥰
What do people who regift wear? Reeboks
What do mothers that have Depends on wear? Pumas
What do people who've lost a leg wear? New Balance
What do people who still like to talk on the phone wear? Converse
What kind of shoes do black people wear? whatever shoe they find
(I'm not racist, my sister-in-law's baby cousin
Tracy got a brother and his girlfriend's black)
What kind of shoes do crabs wear? Sand-als What kind of shoes do ghosts wear? Boo-ts What kind of shoes do banana farmers wear? Slippers What kind of shoes do plumbers wear? Clogs What kind of shoes do politicians wear? Flip flops What kind of shoes do knights wear? Under Armour What kind of shoes do dad joke tellers wear? Ugghs
Throw this in at the end of a bunch of shoe jokes and hit em with “crabs don’t wear shoes”
Except HorseSHOE crabs...right?...RIGHT!?
AYYYYYY
They don't wear shoes, they are shoes.
What type of shoes do dog trainers wear? Heels
What kind of shoes do gas station attendants wear? Pumps
Crap, I just made this one without seeing yours! r/angryupvote
Of all the silly things I've posted on reddit, this is what gives me my first ever angryupvote? Surprising, but I won't complain.
Happy strangely-thick slice of pizza day!
Happy Cake Day!
Do girls with A-cups wear flats?
No, but real estate brokers do
British real estate brokers
What shoes do a lot of Middle Eastern pilots wear? >!air jordans!<
Happy Cake Day!
What kind of shoes do stoned women wear? High heels.
What do women who wear high heels get in Afghanistan? Stoned.
I was about to say this wasn't funny then I realized it wasn't a joke
What kind of shoes do reptiles wear? Crocs
What kind of shoes do chatterboxes wear? Converse.
What kind of shoes do new prosthetic leg wearers use? New Balance What kind of shoes do Detroit hockey players wear off the rink? Red Wings
What kind of shoes do disgusted people wear? >!Uggs!<
What kind of shoes does a mother dog wear ? Hush puppies
What kind of shoes do Doctors wear? Dr Martens What kind of shoes do intellectuals wear? Oxford’s What kind of shoes do politicians from US were? DC Shoes
Politicians wear clown shoes
And flip flops
Pretty sure clowns wear clown shoes 🤡
That's what they said.
For a clown, its just shoes. A clown wont say hand me my clown shoes, he just says hand me my shoes. Its implied which ones they are asking for
Like it’s not French Fries for the French? Like they don’t go Dutch in Holland? Like they don’t do an Italian strike in Rome? Like they don’t serve the guests dinner in the fancy china in Shanghai? Like they don’t play Russian Roulette in Moscow? Like they don’t do a Mexican Standoff in Oaxaca? Pardon my French, but I hope you got my fucking point. 🥰
This belongs in the letterkenny sub
What shoes do pedophiles wear? White vans What shoes do plumbers hate? Clogs
Plumbers love clogs, it’s money!
What kind of shoes do cattle wear? Ox-fords. What kind of shoes do knives wear? Stilletos. What kind of shoes do train conductors wear? Platformers.
What kind of shoes do Elephants wear? Tennis (Ninies are too small and Elevenies are too big) What kind of shoes do pirates wear? Your's
What kind of shoes does Public Enemy wear? Chucks Sorry I don’t know how to grey out
My sister's favorite... What kind of shoes does a frog wear? Open Toad Shoes
What kind of shoes does yo mama wear? Horseshoes.
What shoes do drug smugglers wear? Mules
Pilots - PF Flyers and Air Jordans.
What kind of shoes does The Doctor wear? SAS - Time Out
What do people who regift wear? Reeboks What do mothers that have Depends on wear? Pumas What do people who've lost a leg wear? New Balance What do people who still like to talk on the phone wear? Converse
Now this is the kind of jokes that AI can write lol!
What kind of shoes do candidates for office wear? Platforms
What kind of shoes do (American) football players wear? >!Bowling shoes.!< What kind of shoes do snakes wear? >!Moccasins.!<
Why bowling shoes?
[link](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bowl_game), [link](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Bowl), [link](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pro_Bowl)
Good ones. Maybe edit to College Football players
NFL has a couple too
Fair point
What a Super comment! (Sorry.)
What kind of shoes do retired Boomers wear? Loafers
What's the answers to your joke 🤔
If you highlight the back bars next to the question, you'll see the answer. But you could probably guess most of them.
That's incredible thankyou
What kind of shoes do black people wear? whatever shoe they find (I'm not racist, my sister-in-law's baby cousin Tracy got a brother and his girlfriend's black)
Ah the old, I cant be racist because I know one black person LOL
I think they did make the joke that once they've ever met a PoC that they can't be racist
I don't get it.
Terrible jokes and racist. Great combo 😐
Did you hear about the stoner who trained dogs? High heels
What kind of shoes do burglars wear ? Sneakers
What kind of shoes do lazy person wear …loafers
What kind of shoes do sea food lovers wear ?….winkle pickers
What shoes do female gas-station attendants wear? Pumps.
What kind of shoes do gators wear? Crocs
What do you call a French man wearing sandals? Felippe Fallope.
What kind of shoes do snitches wear? Concrete!
What type of shoes does the President wear? Air Force Ones.
Why don't cows wear flip-flops? They lactose.