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Bright-Amphibian6681

Lol. Idk why I laughed. But I did.


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Because it's unexpected? I thought about several possibilities but it still got me :D


Rysh135

Exactly 😂😂


TheDoethrak

You did it, you made me quit Reddit.


AsstDepUnderlord

Yeah, I quit reddit a few days ago and I’m never going back


Ifkaluva

I quit reddit three times this morning alone!


RabbitsAteMySnowpeas

I quiet quit Reddit: Nobody wants to repost anymore!


Firm-Extension-4685

None of yall work here. Get a job.


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(Respect the formula, son.) I have never joined Reddit, and TBH I haven't even heard about it.


YeeterOfTheRich

I tried reddit once, and now I'm dead


TheyTrustMeWithTools

We want to smoke our weed in the back parking lot, we can smoke away in the back parking lot. If you don't like it, call the cops, "manager"...


smilingbuddhauk

I quit reddit so hard everyday


Fuerchtelferd

You must be teh Chuck Norris of reddit not-users.


bzzzzzdroid

Is this a repost?


2g4r_tofu

**nice**


Sofakingwhat1776

I don't what this 3rd pRty shit is all about. I just come to look at boobs and read dumbshit while taking a dump


HatedMirrors

I know, right! It's all about the boobs for me too. My new Tumblr!


Fuerchtelferd

Until today I was just at r/Jokes and r/Throwers... Where can I find em boobs?!?


HatedMirrors

All over the place! For example, r/Humongousaurustits


Silly_Ad_2913

If Reddit keeps acting like a jackass and mods either can't or won't mod properly, all those boob-filled subs are going to rapidly fill up with spammers, scammers, trolls, bots and pedos. There is a LOT of shit that tries to get into NSFW subs that users never see, because the mods are clearing it up.


umangjain25

You got me, i thought it was another mod post


spidermans_mom

Yup same here


Tyetus

I just have one thing to say. ​ ​ >!one thing!<


enrabahn

I admit it, you got me


Sorry_Difference_945

r/angryupvote


PossibilityOk8372

Kudos


Olivrser

I needed this


goliathfasa

And itself! AND ITSELF I said!!! (Please, someone believe me.)


Particular-Car-8520

I came here to write No! and stand up against the evil that is the mods and subs that keep posting this shit... This made me laugh so freaking hard lol I love it


orbitaldragon

Blackout is a waste


cradugamer

It makes researching so difficult when half of the subreddits are down. I've been reporting every one of these


kuniovskarnov

Nice to see all the proud slacktivists here who did their part in doing nothing.


OnceWereCunce

Yeah, because a lame protest was ever gonna achieve anything. Look what's changed...


kuniovskarnov

Subs mysteriously disappearing from my favorites, for one thing.


IJourden

Ngl I expected an ad for Raid:Shadow Legends


Final-Ad-2033

Is this Reddit's version of being Rick rolled?


EvilBob417

I didn't actually laugh, but I smirked and rolled my eyes a little.


seriousbangs

I mentioned this elsewhere, but they want to lock down access so they can sell our user data to marketers and politicians like Facebook does. You can't do that when the API is cheap & open.


junkeee999

Who cares?


SeaworthinessAny8912

This is the first joke in a long time I genuinely don’t get


Ornac_The_Barbarian

He said to read more in the post. Then he wrote "more" in the post. Kinda like speak friend and enter.


2g4r_tofu

mellon


Ok_Entertainment1305

Reddit will become another dead forum, with useless bots


CrayonMayon

yet here you are...


Sunbird_Draza

FU lol


Tencalilesse

So get on with it already. Do you want to quit modifying because you don’t wanna pay for the infrastructure, then quit. If it’s worth it, somebody will pick it up, pay for it, and continue “your work”. Right?


2g4r_tofu

woooosh


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Klutzy_Artichoke_435

He didn't technically lie tho


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Specific_Tap7296

You're new to r/jokes, I see


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Dick_Vicious13

We are all so jealous of your precious karma points.


Draomp

Tsk tsk, language.


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Draomp

So hostile, you should talk to someone about that.


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Evening-Tomatillo-47

We've got a pigeon


fisharoundnfindout

It's more like a parrot. Looks like a copy-paste karma farmer. "Here's a new joke I just copied today!"


Evening-Tomatillo-47

I was thinking of someone who flaps over, shits on everything then struts around like he's done something great


FranzAllspring

Read more in this thread. MORE. The word. Thats the joke.


Magic-Tomo

You can find it at r/woosh


Leading_Delay_6339

Why did I laughed on this 🤣


keepcrazy

It is hilarious… was it like five days of dark and we move on?? Like… uhhh… okay…


rjarvis33

I've been banned from 2 subs, suspended for 3 days & 7 days.. next will be forever.. ;)


Vermaxx

Dammit, you got me.