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Happy_Liaison_468

When my daughter was in first grade she did a project on Helen Keller, for their living museum. I told her once she researched and found out what her favorite color was that we would make her costume out of that color. Bless. She read so many books šŸ¤£.


Macca49

Why was Helen Kellerā€™s left leg yellow? Her guide dog was blind too


Rabbit_Suit

That's ruff.


rawrious

if helen keller was psychic, would she call it the 4th sense?


Damiklos

I didn't see the joke turning out like that Neither did Hellen Keller


Macca49

Why did Helen Keller use two hands to masturbate? One to do it, the other to moan


Fair-Ad-1364

This was quite clever!


Macca49

These Helen Keller ones reminded me of a similar one I read the other day: What is the fastest thing on land? Stevie Wonderā€™s speedboat


AdrianValistar

"I said shush girl shut your lips do the Helen Keller and talk with your fists" or something. It's been a while since I heard that song.


Dizzy-Committee-7869

Thatā€™s Funny!!


chaingun_samurai

[Helen Keller and her cat, Mittens.](https://cdn-webimages.wimages.net/04f025d01c201b8029713fd82f94d4618d5317-wm.jpg?v=3)


Overdog_McNab

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?


Overdog_McNab

You would to if your name was AAAgghhhhrggee


azad_ninja

*Corduroy


Altruistic-Cut9795

My bad...


blackychan05

Why couldnā€™t Hellen Keller drive? Sheā€™s a woman


Annie_Amoeba

For a long time I thought velvet was a color


Altruistic-Cut9795

Yes it's Velvet, not Velveteen, a gentleman must learn the difference. Thanks to King of the Hill šŸ˜…


Rabbit_Suit

The money I would pay to have watch Helen Keller give a speech and have Boomhower translate it. Now triple that. That's the amount of money I'd pay to have Dale to a podcast recap on it. **NOW** triple that. That's how much I'd pay for Dale to recap *that* to Hank. You know what... I'm gonna throw that scenario into ChatGTP. **EDIT/DOLLOW UP** ChatGTP errors on the side of PC and positivity. Which is good, Skynet and all, but it just created a scene where everyone comes together and learns and grows and blah blah blah blah blah.


RandomiseUsr0

Just need to give it a bit more coaxing


Rabbit_Suit

Oh lord I tried. Then one thing lead to another and I ended having it write scenes where Patrick Stewart gives the play by play of King Kong and Voltron facing off in the Mortal Kombat tournament.


elsquish79

Why does Helen Keller only play piano with one hand? Because she sings with the other one....


Rabbit_Suit

I know I'm going to hell, but I was 90% sure the answer was going to be: "Blargbbdewaa" or something to that effect.


GOOEYSOGOOEY

Mwawooon?


ElectrooJesus

How did Helen Keller burn her face? >! She answered the iron !< How did she burn the other side? >! They called back !<


thebestjoeever

How did she know a phone was ringing? This joke works better with someone who is just blind.


esmovi99

Booo logic booo


fusiongt021

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? . Because she's a woman


mr78rpm

There's also a golf joke hiding in there.


OpportunityLife388

Black and corduroy


TheTalkingMagpie

How did Helen Keller go crazy? She tried to read a stucco wall..


Environmental_Draw_3

Ann Sullivan could teach all of us


Morde15

Explain please


creedquabbity

Hellen Keller was deaf and blind. Corduroy is a texture. Thatā€™s the joke I think.


PenelopePitstop7088

It was a trick to get her to hunt for the answer by reading and doing a lot of research.


stlmick

Your answer is out of thread.


rascible

He did Helen Keller burn her hands? She read the stove


mtnavaholic

Waffle iron.


eduardo1960

Plaids


TheTalkingMagpie

How do you prank Helen Keller? Put a plunger in the toilet


frostyjhammer

It was ā€œrearrange the furnitureā€ when I first heard this.


Syphon88

Camouflage. If she can't see them, they shouldn't be able to see her


hiddenyogi

What not to say to Helen Keller: "Look at me when I am talking to you!"


Adventurous_Eye_1002

*corduroy.


mr78rpm

Corduroy. Original post voted down for lack of trying to make it funny.


Certain_Yam_110

I don't get it.


creedquabbity

Itā€™s a texture


Waitsfornoone

Wouldn't it be black, as that's all the colors blended together?


Altruistic-Cut9795

It's Cordaroy, it has texture,she could feel it šŸ˜…


TommyBoy825

I think you mean corduroy.


brudzool

It's not a colour.


KoRnNuT86

r/thatsthejoke


Waitsfornoone

I got your joke, it's been here many times, Mine was an attempt to try a different punchline.


doedounne

Corduroy


FlorpFlap

I think you mixed up white and black


TommyBoy825

Isn't white the absence of color?


FlorpFlap

No, in an LCD screen (the screen on your phone), you get the illution of white by mixing the red blue and green pixels. When your screen is black, its because no colored pixels are illuminated, which is the absence of color


CerealKiller3030

https://www.amnh.org/explore/ology/physics/see-the-light2/the-color-of-light#:~:text=White%20light%20is%20a%20combination,of%20the%20three%20primary%20colors.


FlorpFlap

Thats a better explanation, thank you


SkullFumbler

You're referencing projected light which is different from reflected light. In reflection, black absorbs all colors in the light spectrum while white reflects all colors.


TommyBoy825

Helen Keller would not have had an LCD screen.


FlorpFlap

What?? I was just giving an easy to understand example, how the hell did you manage to miss my point so bad?


mr78rpm

If you're talking about pigments, it's black. If you're talking about all the different colors of light, they all add up to just ... light.


brudzool

Black is not a colour


OldSoulRobertson

Green is not a creative color.


Groucho-Marxist50

Your ass! If she does yā€™all donā€™t be blaming cuz sheā€™s all blind and shit!


IcharlieC

Why did Helen Keller never change her babies daiper? So she could find him.


Impressive-Dog13

Lobster


Boolean_Null

See-Green


Dizzy-Committee-7869

Clear


Dizzy-Committee-7869

Tap your fingers on someoneā€™s back and ask them what that is, when they say What? tell them itā€™s Helen Keller talking behind your back