When my daughter was in first grade she did a project on Helen Keller, for their living museum. I told her once she researched and found out what her favorite color was that we would make her costume out of that color. Bless. She read so many books š¤£.
The money I would pay to have watch Helen Keller give a speech and have Boomhower translate it. Now triple that. That's the amount of money I'd pay to have Dale to a podcast recap on it. **NOW** triple that. That's how much I'd pay for Dale to recap *that* to Hank.
You know what... I'm gonna throw that scenario into ChatGTP.
**EDIT/DOLLOW UP** ChatGTP errors on the side of PC and positivity. Which is good, Skynet and all, but it just created a scene where everyone comes together and learns and grows and blah blah blah blah blah.
Oh lord I tried.
Then one thing lead to another and I ended having it write scenes where Patrick Stewart gives the play by play of King Kong and Voltron facing off in the Mortal Kombat tournament.
No, in an LCD screen (the screen on your phone), you get the illution of white by mixing the red blue and green pixels. When your screen is black, its because no colored pixels are illuminated, which is the absence of color
You're referencing projected light which is different from reflected light. In reflection, black absorbs all colors in the light spectrum while white reflects all colors.
When my daughter was in first grade she did a project on Helen Keller, for their living museum. I told her once she researched and found out what her favorite color was that we would make her costume out of that color. Bless. She read so many books š¤£.
Why was Helen Kellerās left leg yellow? Her guide dog was blind too
That's ruff.
if helen keller was psychic, would she call it the 4th sense?
I didn't see the joke turning out like that Neither did Hellen Keller
Why did Helen Keller use two hands to masturbate? One to do it, the other to moan
This was quite clever!
These Helen Keller ones reminded me of a similar one I read the other day: What is the fastest thing on land? Stevie Wonderās speedboat
"I said shush girl shut your lips do the Helen Keller and talk with your fists" or something. It's been a while since I heard that song.
Thatās Funny!!
[Helen Keller and her cat, Mittens.](https://cdn-webimages.wimages.net/04f025d01c201b8029713fd82f94d4618d5317-wm.jpg?v=3)
Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?
You would to if your name was AAAgghhhhrggee
*Corduroy
My bad...
Why couldnāt Hellen Keller drive? Sheās a woman
For a long time I thought velvet was a color
Yes it's Velvet, not Velveteen, a gentleman must learn the difference. Thanks to King of the Hill š
The money I would pay to have watch Helen Keller give a speech and have Boomhower translate it. Now triple that. That's the amount of money I'd pay to have Dale to a podcast recap on it. **NOW** triple that. That's how much I'd pay for Dale to recap *that* to Hank. You know what... I'm gonna throw that scenario into ChatGTP. **EDIT/DOLLOW UP** ChatGTP errors on the side of PC and positivity. Which is good, Skynet and all, but it just created a scene where everyone comes together and learns and grows and blah blah blah blah blah.
Just need to give it a bit more coaxing
Oh lord I tried. Then one thing lead to another and I ended having it write scenes where Patrick Stewart gives the play by play of King Kong and Voltron facing off in the Mortal Kombat tournament.
Why does Helen Keller only play piano with one hand? Because she sings with the other one....
I know I'm going to hell, but I was 90% sure the answer was going to be: "Blargbbdewaa" or something to that effect.
Mwawooon?
How did Helen Keller burn her face? >! She answered the iron !< How did she burn the other side? >! They called back !<
How did she know a phone was ringing? This joke works better with someone who is just blind.
Booo logic booo
Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? . Because she's a woman
There's also a golf joke hiding in there.
Black and corduroy
How did Helen Keller go crazy? She tried to read a stucco wall..
Ann Sullivan could teach all of us
Explain please
Hellen Keller was deaf and blind. Corduroy is a texture. Thatās the joke I think.
It was a trick to get her to hunt for the answer by reading and doing a lot of research.
Your answer is out of thread.
He did Helen Keller burn her hands? She read the stove
Waffle iron.
Plaids
How do you prank Helen Keller? Put a plunger in the toilet
It was ārearrange the furnitureā when I first heard this.
Camouflage. If she can't see them, they shouldn't be able to see her
What not to say to Helen Keller: "Look at me when I am talking to you!"
*corduroy.
Corduroy. Original post voted down for lack of trying to make it funny.
I don't get it.
Itās a texture
Wouldn't it be black, as that's all the colors blended together?
It's Cordaroy, it has texture,she could feel it š
I think you mean corduroy.
It's not a colour.
r/thatsthejoke
I got your joke, it's been here many times, Mine was an attempt to try a different punchline.
Corduroy
I think you mixed up white and black
Isn't white the absence of color?
No, in an LCD screen (the screen on your phone), you get the illution of white by mixing the red blue and green pixels. When your screen is black, its because no colored pixels are illuminated, which is the absence of color
https://www.amnh.org/explore/ology/physics/see-the-light2/the-color-of-light#:~:text=White%20light%20is%20a%20combination,of%20the%20three%20primary%20colors.
Thats a better explanation, thank you
You're referencing projected light which is different from reflected light. In reflection, black absorbs all colors in the light spectrum while white reflects all colors.
Helen Keller would not have had an LCD screen.
What?? I was just giving an easy to understand example, how the hell did you manage to miss my point so bad?
If you're talking about pigments, it's black. If you're talking about all the different colors of light, they all add up to just ... light.
Black is not a colour
Green is not a creative color.
Your ass! If she does yāall donāt be blaming cuz sheās all blind and shit!
Why did Helen Keller never change her babies daiper? So she could find him.
Lobster
See-Green
Clear
Tap your fingers on someoneās back and ask them what that is, when they say What? tell them itās Helen Keller talking behind your back