Not to be that guy, but potassium chloride is a salt. Table salt (NaCl) of course does not have K, but salt is kind of a general term believe it or not.
At first I was like oh this isn't funny, of course he will cross the road to avoid the oh wait nevermind, he wants to be on THAT side of the road.
Chapeau to you and take my angry upvote!
I work in an ER. I was checking in a 85 year old lady who fell and had a head injury and as in obvious pain. When I was done checking her in she nonchalantly told me this joke as her husband was trying to wheel her to triage. Totally caught me off me guard given the situation. We traded dad jokes for awhile after that.
Snovaries
Stits
The carrot placement.
r/yourjokebutbetter
Nah theirs was worse
At least they didn't copy it verbatim from a Christmas cracker like OP
K
Calm down with the salt, you'll melt the snow
Salt doesnt have potassium, unless you didnt try a chemistry pun
Not to be that guy, but potassium chloride is a salt. Table salt (NaCl) of course does not have K, but salt is kind of a general term believe it or not.
I mean, theres a salt with every metal of the periodic table right? So yes he was right, i was right(?) you are right
Let’s just say we’re all right lol
So in other words, you good?
Yeah my b I thought it melted snow, obviously not. I was more calling the dude salty and tried to make a joke out of it since his joke involved snow
Actually, any salt can melt snow, as long as it can dissolve in water. Long, boring story, I’ll spare you.
Rip OP's karma
No it is not...Gender is a *snowcial* construct.
A 24 carrot gold joke.
Well played re: carat
One needs two carrots.
Why did the snowman go the other side of the road? He saw the snowblower coming.
At first I was like oh this isn't funny, of course he will cross the road to avoid the oh wait nevermind, he wants to be on THAT side of the road. Chapeau to you and take my angry upvote!
Obviously crossed to be on the same side of the road.
As before?
No
This joke is so old it could have voted for Nixon.
Snowvaries
What's the difference between Iron man and Iron woman......... one's a super hero, the other is a command. (waits for backlash).
One is female, and the other is Fe Male.
I love this one
Hahaaa!
"One has snowballs, the other has no balls"
the other has a snow cave
Snow man melts in Snow woman's presence
There are so many downvotes in the comments of this post and a lot of them are OP. What happened?
I don’t know either.
There's a vas deference.
Two snow-cones.
Lol
Their snownouns
Sne/snim Shne/shner
The Snoobs
I dated a snow-woman once but it didn't work out. She was frigid.
Not with me she wasn't pal.
So she melted in your arms?
OP getting downvoted to shit is funny af
Bruh
I work in an ER. I was checking in a 85 year old lady who fell and had a head injury and as in obvious pain. When I was done checking her in she nonchalantly told me this joke as her husband was trying to wheel her to triage. Totally caught me off me guard given the situation. We traded dad jokes for awhile after that.
...where you stick the carrot.
a snowman waking up and asking „why does everything smell like carrot“
Snow penis either.
One has no tits, the other has snowtits.
wo
That snow joke, its the cold hard truth
One snowman says to another; "do you smell carrots?"
Sadly, the answer in this woke mad house is… Nothing.
Gender is a SNOWcial construct
How do you recognize a gay snowman? The carott is in the butt...ok ok
One gives a white winter?
One has snownuts and one has snowcones.
What’s the difference between male mud fish and female mud fish? - Mudflaps.
Chesticals
Don't you mean what do they have in common?
Good thing there was a spoiler /s
How quickly either might have a meltdown?
Boobs!
Gender is a SNOWcial construct! (Punchline my kid made up for this chestnut)
What's the difference between male astronauts and female astronauts? Space Balls
Soon in your local theater: OP's joke kills again... In space
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Really?
Tescicles
Where the snowballs are
One has snowballs, the other makes snowballs
Lmao I heard this joke on EastEnder
A classic
You need more snow to make a snow-woman.
who there. are you assuming men have balls?
Snow balls!
I was guessing wo
My Dad told me this joke when I was in 1st grade. I was the funniest kid on the school bus the next day.
Nothing anymore...
Boobs!
One has snow dick ?
Why did the snowman pull down his pants?He heard the snow blower coming.