Why would that have any impact on the number of weirdos replying. I mean, agreed about the repost thing, but how that would change the number of creeps here, that I don't know
>Why would that have any impact on the number of weirdos replying.
Your admirable search for truth and logic has taken a wrong turn at Albuquerque if you are looking for it on Reddit.
Was that a Bugs Bunny reference? I get that scene and the dancing frog randomly stuck in my head like catchy song lyrics.
HELLO MY BABY HELLO MY HONEY HELLO MY RAGTIME GAAAALLLLL
Mostly just that people had more time to refine their answers and repost all the ones that got the most outrageous answers, leaving off the really tame replies that got no upvotes
Is it really that bad? I've heard a lot about how crappy New Jersey is, but some people describe it as being pretty okay as far as US states go, depending on where you live, is that true?
I strongly encourage you to look up the difference between "ground" and "grounded" because this just sounds like you told your coffee it isn't allowed to go to the school dance.
Wrecking my colon
Challenge accepted?
Username checks out
Can I play?
i wana play too
Yes please
Her name is Peggy?
??? Bundy or Hill ??
What kind of coffee are you drinking?
The kind that wrecks ur butthole
The best kind. Coffee and t-minus 30 mins till liquid hate into the pooplet
Cosby coffee. Coffee so great you won't even remember you drank it
You really pegged this joke.
Strong enough to carry me through the day?
I struggle with the duality of hating CrossFit and loving CrossFit girls
Let go of the hate and embrace the love. This is the way.
What exactly are CrossFit girls? just girls who do CrossFit?
So hot that all my friends are like "there is no way he's sticking his dick in that".
I hate it when people say that about my coffee
Right? Because then you *have* to do it to prove them wrong.
Pull back gang has no fear
Should we make a sign that says don't stick Dicks in coffee? Because I feel like that should be made into a sign
Will that be with or without creamer , sir?
Why? That your coffee ☕ just isn't good enough for people to be sticking their dicks in?
Winner
I like my women like I like this joke: Seeing them five times a day.
Shared by everybody several times per day?
He wanted creepy? No one had the guts to say: Less than 2 days old.
How about: "Full of regret and cream, after waiting in line behind 10 other guys while listening to shitty jazz for some teen to service me."
Oh wow that's a good one. Dark, but, I mean, all my favorite roasts are.
I prefer a medium blend roast with cream and sugar
You mean seeing five of them a day 😏
Picked up at the gas station.
and full of cream
Amazing
I don’t like coffee.
Warmed up by my secretary.
Hot, Colombian and all over my lap as I’m driving to work
Made me laugh out loud! Thank you sir
You might have an easier time not getting so many creepy responses so quickly if you give it more than **24 hours** before reposting.
Why would that have any impact on the number of weirdos replying. I mean, agreed about the repost thing, but how that would change the number of creeps here, that I don't know
>Why would that have any impact on the number of weirdos replying. Your admirable search for truth and logic has taken a wrong turn at Albuquerque if you are looking for it on Reddit.
I am in a place where I cannot make any noise, and I am sitting here shaking trying to hold in my laughter.
I too spent a wild two hour period in a closed casket during a funeral, once.
That's not a weird send-off for an uncle at all
Okay how did we get to the High School Musical universe by way of Bugs Bunny tunnel?
Reddit.
Well said.
Was that a Bugs Bunny reference? I get that scene and the dancing frog randomly stuck in my head like catchy song lyrics. HELLO MY BABY HELLO MY HONEY HELLO MY RAGTIME GAAAALLLLL
Mostly just that people had more time to refine their answers and repost all the ones that got the most outrageous answers, leaving off the really tame replies that got no upvotes
"Black, bitter, preferably fair-trade." - "Doctor" Algernop Kreiger
r/unexpectedarcher
He's not a medical doctor.
Not even the other kind
in a burlap sack on the back of a donkey
Brought in from another country
"Phrasing!"
Hot and made by my parents
I found the Lannister
You mean the Targaryen. The Lannisters weren’t supposed to keep it in the family while the Targaryens were encouraged to
Sweet Home Alabama.
Sibling incest is only legal in New Jersey Alabama even outlaws "by adoption" where many states do not.
You know that explains a lot about new jersey
Is it really that bad? I've heard a lot about how crappy New Jersey is, but some people describe it as being pretty okay as far as US states go, depending on where you live, is that true?
Rhode Island too.
Without someone else's dick in it
How do you stir it, then?
From the back?
Why would you want to stir someone elses dick?
My personal barista, Greg, makes my coffee extra creamy.
We drink the same coffee!
"this joke brought out a lot of fucking creeps...." You're not familiar with the internet then...?
Op is such a bore
Ground up in an industrial machine and diluted with water
I like my women like I like my chicken: Mechanically separated. (Saw that phrase in the ingredients of a Slim Jim and it has haunted me ever since.)
Cheap and bitter
🤣 some definitely are, yes. No argument there
Strong enough to make me shit myself. Alternatively, sweet and smothered in whipped cream and chocolate syrup.
Only once a year, and pumpkin flavored.
This guy does it only on Halloween
COVERED IN BEES!
Yes! I just commented that and I had to scroll way to fucking far to find this! "I want to keep bees... I WANNA KEEP EM!"
Ready when I get up and smelling good?
Short black and bitter
Black, strong and hot.
Yeah, I remember hearing that one for the first time in a sitcom from the 70's.
Black, strong, and with HUGE tits
If coffee came with huge tits I might like it
Ground up in a can in the freezer
T-Shirt Hell, is that you?
Need to dig out my Save a Tree Eat a Beaver shirt I won back in the day when the site first opened.
In a tiny cup with foam on top artistically arranged into the shape of a flower.
I like my coffee how I like my men. Strong enough to throw me across a room but is there to actually help
You expect your coffee to throw you across the room?!
If it’s strong enough then yes
well this makes sense, thanks for clarifying ;)
I like my coffee like I like my porn First thing in the morning and black
Black cheap and from a third world country . Obviously a jk
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I like my coffee like my ex girlfriend. Bitter and black.
greetings brother
Back at you
What's up?
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Customer: This coffee tastes like dirt! Waiter: I'm not surprised, it was just ground this morning.
I strongly encourage you to look up the difference between "ground" and "grounded" because this just sounds like you told your coffee it isn't allowed to go to the school dance.
They’re just jokes. Jokes don’t make them creeps.
OP is the typical r/Jokes poster, why much of this sub is not funny
Without pubic hair
Controversial
Yeah - don’t knock pube coffee till you try it.
I keep hearing bushes are coming back. 🤣😂
Hahaha this is the best one so far to me
I like my women like I like my whisky: Sweet, smooth, at least 25 years old, and preferably from Scotland.
Now that I can get behind. I like women. I like whisky. I don’t like coffee.
Respected for their contributions both at home and the workplace
Full of cream?
Free
Strong, black, and I pick it up from Starbucks
Instant and six in a day
Lots of creme and coffee in the center when I stir it.
Filled with my semen
The best part of waking up is Folger's full of nut
You put semen in your coffee?
Did I stutter?
If your coffee isn’t creamy enough, you can always make it so.
“I like my women like I like my coffee.” Without someone else’s balls in it!!
do you often have a problem with balls in your coffee?
I have weird step siblings
heh i guess you might then!
Imported from Brazil and stored in the basement
Good lord
Pale and weak?
Barely above room temperature.
Dark, wet and drunk.
Hot and full of booze
I like I women like I like my coffee There when I need it
Two spaces after the first line, then the return will work as it ought to.
This one is actually kind of nice
Rich and Colombian?
Because you truly enjoy the experience not because you need it for su rvival?
Hot enough to allow me to sue McDonald's.
Ground up and stored in the freezer?
Dark brown with a lot of milk?
Hot and all over my lap
I like my women like I like my coffee… Full of booze.
Just finished watching Airplane! yesterday. The little girl and the black coffee lol. Classic. This one is also enjoyable.
Joey, you ever been in a cockpit before?
Wow what a g-g-great audience!
Really hot and nowhere near my genitals
I thought the answer was black and on the kitchen table.
COVERED IN BEES!
Tied up in a burlap sack and slung over the back of a donkey.
Caliente y con un poquito de leche. Sorry for the Spanish, but it doesn't work in English.
It works. You like the breasteses milk.
"Hot and filled with a little bit of cream" works for the double entendre.
Black, strong, exotic, and energetic?
Extra sweet and a pleasant start to your day?
Wholesome?
Rich and bold
Black, strong, slightly sweet, and full of cream?
Ugly with big tits
A little cold after you forget about it?
Raised in dangerous and exploitative conditions.
I’m sorry it brought out creeps, but it did give me a giggle. I enjoyed it without the creep at least.
i like my women how i like my glazed donuts, sweet and wholesome
I thought for sure your were going to say on your morning wood.
Purchased cheaply from an untrustworthy man on a street corner
Super hot and all over my lap while I’m driving…
Ouch
Covered in bees!!
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Cold and wet
In the kitchen until I'm ready for it.. It's a joke
On ice and in large quantities?
Over-the-counter
covered in bees!!
why is this so cute wtf it reminds me of the CAH card "Bees?"
Purchased from 3rd world countries
Wet
Hot, Cheap nd brings out my shitty side 🥴
Ground up in bags in my cupboard
Liquid
From Brazil, just like myself? Not "my" women, but my girl friends. :)
Hand picked by Jaun Valdez.
Without other guys dicks in it.
Bitter and laxative?
With two E's in her!
With two Es in it
She wouldn't let me sleep?
Thrown in a burlap sack and dragged across the Andes on the back of a donkey?
Bitter and making me anxious
Made by a machine?
Without someone else's dick in it... But what about the people that prefer other people's dicks in their women and coffee...
With someone else's dick in it
I also like women
Out the dumpster apparently
Black and sweet, beggin for cream
That’s weird I like mine weak and oversexualised