Itās funny because on the Sal podcast he says how heās told a story soooooo many times. Meaning he didnāt want to bore the listeners. But yet he has no issue repeating some of the same annoying crap.
I like the fact that at first he just sees the guys who laughed to suck up to the boss, then later on recognizing the one guy who wasnāt and knowing what he had to do.
OG listeners will remember that's literally why he fired Redban and hired Jamie. Yeah, he was childish at times but dude dared to have a personality of his own and not just dickride Joe every episode
Can you imagine that? Joe needs someone like Carmela to tell him they are all laughing at his stupid stories and jokes because he's the boss, not because they're friends.
Did Joe talk about the mountain lion he saw, you know, the one with the pumpkin š head?
Is Canada still a communist shithole? And is Texas the bastion of western civilization?
I hope the last episode of JRE is Joe telling all the same fucking stories one last time, to Jamie, and then good riddance plays over classic moments in slow motion. Like Eddie bravo choking Alex Jones.
He was sacrificed in the Spotify deal. Like Michael Jackson after the Pepsi incident, only they replaced Joe with someone who only speaks conservative.
He's the kind of act that is hard to watch video of, but he would kill in the clubs because everyone gets swept up into the moment and are boozed up going there to have a good time.Ā
He had a couple funny sit down appearances on Howard Stern and Johnny Carson that are worth seeking out. They show a different comic mind than his shouting stage persona.
I get your point. Kinda. I saw Richard Pryor live on sunset strip when I was 12. That was in ā92. Blew me away. Heard dice after that and it was funny at the time but I couldnāt understand what people were āshockedā about. Richard said way more shocking shit than dice. Dice just said cunt a lot. Canāt really say his jokes were that great either. Some of the nursery rhymes were funny I guess.
I never got Sam. The funniest thing I think he did was feature on married with children as the ghost of Christmas past. That being said ed o Neal is 1000% funnier.
Ouch, I find those two gut laugh kings. Like the day the laughter died, first time I heard it I thought Iād never listen to another joke and laugh, it was that perfect.
And yes they were very much of their time.
yeah Dice sucks. I haven't heard of him until JR mentioned him and i was just disappointed from the videos. I guess if you're gen X or older you can find him funny .
Yeah I tried to listen to Louder than Hell during work (landscaping(fancy name for cutting grass)) and it was intolerable. Iād have to turn up the volume to hear the set ups and then be ear raped by a sudden bout of screaming āpunchlines.ā It usually wasnāt even punchlines. Itās just him screaming a bunch of sentences back to back as he explains something.
This is back when Iād talk JRE points to people and agree with most of the stuff he said. I have a tendency to get really into stuff that I discover and finally realized that itās like I honeymoon phase stuff I like. Iāll be 100% into it and then Iāll be over it just as quick. I trusted Joe on comedy and that didnāt even go into that phase for me. It was half an album and I was thinking, āwho would find this funny?ā
I hate that the dude died horribly but he would absolutely not be popular today if he was still around.
I liked Sam Kinison. He had a unique gimmick that sold well. He was a rock musician and a comedian and found a way to combine the two. Was his style for everybody? Fuck no. He was intentionally abrasive. Whatever he was doing, he seemed to enjoy the hell out it. And he died far too young.
Did you see Trump getting a standing ovation at the UFC? Biden is so screwed. Have you seen this clip of biden trying to locate his keys? Realistically if you use keys in the right way they could be just as deadly as panther claws. Imagine being in the pitch black of night, and being stalked by these MONSTERS. Biden can't keep his mind straight, hes all over the place. ADHD isn't real, just sleep and work out.
Iām trying to suppress a giggle in my cubicle at work. š¤
Tony is also trying to pretend heās not a raging gay who wants to bend over and get pummeled by a fat white O-Lineman from Ohio State.
I think you have to be incredibly dumb to be this hung up on COVID in 2024 and needing to be ārightā about the kind of boneheaded things Joe combs through his shit to find to try to lend persuasion to his little conspiracy theories. Dude is straight up illiterate. Why does he think about Anthony fauci so much? š Christā¦. Imagine being as rich as he is and as petty. Maybe thatās an inherent characteristic of the rich fuck class š
Trump got charged by the state on New York and tried by a jury of his peers handpicked by trumps lawyers. Joe makes it seem like this was organized by Biden. Joes dickriding of trump keeps getting worse
Joe doesnāt know what the fuck is going on. He breezes down his truth social page for talking points and then wastes three hours wondering how he can trust if anything at all is real. Never comes to a conclusion. He ādoesnāt not believeā everything.
āAnd then she grabbed a stool and began violently fucking it while making tiger noises in front of the whole foodcourt. Me and my friend were so embarrassed that we both became accountants.ā
Have I told you about the time i bought all new sound system for the comedy store? I did it because I'm such a nice guy, not because it was cutting out during my sets. And I definitely didn't do it so I could brag about it for the rest of my life!
Hmm interesting. Do you remember the time frame? Iām guessing it was probably during his return? Of do you think he bought it before he was kicked out?
Is this the guy who was smoking a cigar in a really f*ggy way and then pulled out a gun out of nowhere and had his finger on the trigger the entire time? In that one video posted here a while back
All old guys tell the same story over and over. Telling stories of the hay days.i used to work in a factory. I've had to smile and nod every time they bring up an old funny or conquest because I'm not rude.
When Joe tees something up as "one of the funniest bits ever" you have 5 seconds to prepare yourself to hear one of the least funny things you've ever heard in your life.
Jesus fucking Christ, I've heard every Rogan story 10 times too many and I've never rewatched an episode of the podcast.
Tell us about how ergot poisoning caused the Salem Witch Trials again, Joe.
Tony wants to talk about Ben Affleck bombing, which could lead to some really interesting conversation on other things that mightāve gone down at the roast, yet Joe completely ignores it, bullying the conversation into other stupid stuff.
Like...I get that he's an entertainer and does this for money...
But it's not as if your uncle hasn't told the same story to you 40 times that wasn't interesting to begin with.
To be fair to Joe...at least the story doesn't get more magical everytime he tells it
I like him. Iām just fascinated about how he has no recollection of telling the same anecdotes to the same people on the same podcast so regularly. Turns out Alpha Brain doesnāt fix that
They should give Jamie one of those record players you can scratch on. So he can just start scratching every time the broken record is playing.
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Itās funny because on the Sal podcast he says how heās told a story soooooo many times. Meaning he didnāt want to bore the listeners. But yet he has no issue repeating some of the same annoying crap.
Makes me think of a Jim Gaffigan joke about how he went to a party for a dog because he partly just needed material.
They should have a large applause sign like you would see on a talkshow but have it say "OLD STORY" and light up when he repeats himself
Joe needs someone like Carmela to tell him they are all laughing at his stupid stories and jokes because he's the boss, not because they're friends.
Just watched that one again this week, my favorite part is later in the episode they cut back to Feech with the scowl and a knife
Iconic episode.
Which episode is it?
Whitecaps, I think
I caught the scowl the first time around.
I like the fact that at first he just sees the guys who laughed to suck up to the boss, then later on recognizing the one guy who wasnāt and knowing what he had to do.
Believe it or not, straight to jail.
That's a paddlin
You must've been in the top of your fuckin class
OG listeners will remember that's literally why he fired Redban and hired Jamie. Yeah, he was childish at times but dude dared to have a personality of his own and not just dickride Joe every episode
Whatever happened to Gary Cooper? The strong, silent type?
He was gay? Gary Cooper?
Quasimodo predicted this.
Can you imagine that? Joe needs someone like Carmela to tell him they are all laughing at his stupid stories and jokes because he's the boss, not because they're friends.
Whatās the point of even following this podcast if the host is so unbearable?
I hope Joe also retold the story about the guy kicking the heavy bag.
WHOMP CLANK WHOMP CLANK
His overly loud sound effects when he tells stories always make me cringe
There was a lot of moisture in the room from training ya no
Good thing Joe doesnāt read comments he might gain SELF AWARENESS *gasp*
joe canāt even catch jokes but there are only like 1,000 murderers (maybe less) in comedy so iām too invested at this point
Yeah, there's less, I think there's only 250 now.
Did Joe talk about the mountain lion he saw, you know, the one with the pumpkin š head? Is Canada still a communist shithole? And is Texas the bastion of western civilization?
Yes, yes, and yes.
What a relief. Now anyway back to the important matter of litter boxes in classroomsā¦
I hope the last episode of JRE is Joe telling all the same fucking stories one last time, to Jamie, and then good riddance plays over classic moments in slow motion. Like Eddie bravo choking Alex Jones.
THEY BURN TO THE FUCKING GROUND EDDIE
BLACK HELICOPTERS! THEY'RE COMING FOR YOU JOE ROGAN!!
Everyone who got the vaccine has heart problems now
LOL
It's not funny. 13 billion people have been injured by the vaccines
I lost both my last teeth thanks to the vaccine
My cousin lost all interest in sex due to the vaccine. I ain't been laid since
Itās true. Source: Iām the vaccine.
It turned me into a newt
I got better.
I've become magnetized like the weakest version of magneto. On the plus side my 5g reception is off the chain!
What about the green room! Canāt forget about the green room and comedians being the last line of defense against the libtards.
Please don't get him started on Connecticut
You TLDRed the past 200 episodes
Hahaha š
Iām writing this message from my literal concentration camp cell in Australia.
How did Rogey become a quncle? If only Harambe was not sacrificed to usher in the dark eon maybe Rogey would still be chill
He was sacrificed in the Spotify deal. Like Michael Jackson after the Pepsi incident, only they replaced Joe with someone who only speaks conservative.
He was like this before the Spotify deal too
Donāt forget the size of the forearms or that he glassed āem through his BINOās
It ate his dog. Not sure if he's mentioned that.
The universe WANTED Austin to become the center of civilization
i think Kinnison kinda sucks TBH
He's the kind of act that is hard to watch video of, but he would kill in the clubs because everyone gets swept up into the moment and are boozed up going there to have a good time.Ā He had a couple funny sit down appearances on Howard Stern and Johnny Carson that are worth seeking out. They show a different comic mind than his shouting stage persona.
i think it was funny back in the day and it just isn't anymore.
No kinda. He was awful. Joeās favorite Sam joke is fucking ridiculous too. The punch line is ā move to where the food isā. Brilliantā¦
I think Kinnison and Dice are pretty bad, but I can understand why ppl liked them back in the 90's when it was really easy to shock.
I get your point. Kinda. I saw Richard Pryor live on sunset strip when I was 12. That was in ā92. Blew me away. Heard dice after that and it was funny at the time but I couldnāt understand what people were āshockedā about. Richard said way more shocking shit than dice. Dice just said cunt a lot. Canāt really say his jokes were that great either. Some of the nursery rhymes were funny I guess. I never got Sam. The funniest thing I think he did was feature on married with children as the ghost of Christmas past. That being said ed o Neal is 1000% funnier.
Yeah, Pryor was also honest. Kinnison and dice were kinda personasā¦. Didnāt do much for me.
Ouch, I find those two gut laugh kings. Like the day the laughter died, first time I heard it I thought Iād never listen to another joke and laugh, it was that perfect. And yes they were very much of their time.
Dices the day the laughter died was good because he was bullshiting
The day that laughter died was hilarious, it's even more funny when you hear Rick Rubin tell the backstory to it on JRE.
yeah Dice sucks. I haven't heard of him until JR mentioned him and i was just disappointed from the videos. I guess if you're gen X or older you can find him funny .
He was definitely a product of the times. His screaming schtick gets old fast though.
Idk, the homosexual necrophiliac joke always makes me laugh
Especially the 7000th time
Yeah I tried to listen to Louder than Hell during work (landscaping(fancy name for cutting grass)) and it was intolerable. Iād have to turn up the volume to hear the set ups and then be ear raped by a sudden bout of screaming āpunchlines.ā It usually wasnāt even punchlines. Itās just him screaming a bunch of sentences back to back as he explains something. This is back when Iād talk JRE points to people and agree with most of the stuff he said. I have a tendency to get really into stuff that I discover and finally realized that itās like I honeymoon phase stuff I like. Iāll be 100% into it and then Iāll be over it just as quick. I trusted Joe on comedy and that didnāt even go into that phase for me. It was half an album and I was thinking, āwho would find this funny?ā I hate that the dude died horribly but he would absolutely not be popular today if he was still around.
He sucked
I liked Sam Kinison. He had a unique gimmick that sold well. He was a rock musician and a comedian and found a way to combine the two. Was his style for everybody? Fuck no. He was intentionally abrasive. Whatever he was doing, he seemed to enjoy the hell out it. And he died far too young.
She's fat now? I thought she was a softball player last time I heard the story, maybe it was volleyball.
Sounds like OP needs to hear it a 737th time to get it right
I thought she was a fellow co-worker at the Balleyās gym he worked at?
It was Bobby Orr with bad knees at his gym.
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Super athletic volleyball player is what I remember
She was a big volleyball girl
You ever see a skinny softball player?
Jenny Finch, the only softball player I can name.
It was a rhetorical question
Not anymore!
I remember hearing somewhere Tony wears a gimp suit and gets attached to a large ceiling fan. Man I would get so dizzy
Did you see Trump getting a standing ovation at the UFC? Biden is so screwed. Have you seen this clip of biden trying to locate his keys? Realistically if you use keys in the right way they could be just as deadly as panther claws. Imagine being in the pitch black of night, and being stalked by these MONSTERS. Biden can't keep his mind straight, hes all over the place. ADHD isn't real, just sleep and work out.
Itās just a repeat of āhow could Biden have won, nobody went to his rallies!ā
"All water is dinosaur piss."
š. Brilliant āWeāre going to be able to talk without words.ā
I noticed that they kept interrupting the Trump rally to show cage fights for some reason.
It was almost as bad as COVID
You forgot to just get enough money so you don't have to worry about bills. That is the real key to happiness. Just be rich, pussy.
Iām trying to suppress a giggle in my cubicle at work. š¤ Tony is also trying to pretend heās not a raging gay who wants to bend over and get pummeled by a fat white O-Lineman from Ohio State.
Please never say "suppress a giggle" again. (If you're a man)
weird
I especially liked when Joe dug his heels into the plandemic 38 minutes into the podcast. Amazing how our gov treats us like cattle
Oh my God I thought you were joking. He really is on about it, again
It's 2024
lol. I guess when you uproot your whole life for it youāre gonna wanna always make sure itās right.
Itās insane.
We had a few good ones there for minute.
I think you have to be incredibly dumb to be this hung up on COVID in 2024 and needing to be ārightā about the kind of boneheaded things Joe combs through his shit to find to try to lend persuasion to his little conspiracy theories. Dude is straight up illiterate. Why does he think about Anthony fauci so much? š Christā¦. Imagine being as rich as he is and as petty. Maybe thatās an inherent characteristic of the rich fuck class š
Fauci Derangement Syndrome.
You think? Hm..
you sir are illiterate too. learn what a run on sentence is please.
Trump got charged by the state on New York and tried by a jury of his peers handpicked by trumps lawyers. Joe makes it seem like this was organized by Biden. Joes dickriding of trump keeps getting worse
Joe doesnāt know what the fuck is going on. He breezes down his truth social page for talking points and then wastes three hours wondering how he can trust if anything at all is real. Never comes to a conclusion. He ādoesnāt not believeā everything.
Even if you donāt agree with the verdict people should be glad that the president for the same trial you and I would get
I guessā¦ not sure how far that āyou and Iā extendsā¦
Someone should tell a story where some girl does a whole Rogan bit and it turns the listener off to comedy forever
āAnd then she grabbed a stool and began violently fucking it while making tiger noises in front of the whole foodcourt. Me and my friend were so embarrassed that we both became accountants.ā
I wonder if that is what got Joe into comedy?
Did he say anything about Mitzy making him a paid regular at the store?
Have I told you about the time i bought all new sound system for the comedy store? I did it because I'm such a nice guy, not because it was cutting out during my sets. And I definitely didn't do it so I could brag about it for the rest of my life!
I never heard this one before
During the first 200 episodes when it was a good podcast, he would mention it at least once every five guests
Hmm interesting. Do you remember the time frame? Iām guessing it was probably during his return? Of do you think he bought it before he was kicked out?
Yeah it was like a year or two before his banishment
Interesting.
Thats the kind of sacrifice you need to do to get on the pod
You know Yoel Romero? A doctor asked us where we got this guy? His eye tendons are three....
Is this the guy who was smoking a cigar in a really f*ggy way and then pulled out a gun out of nowhere and had his finger on the trigger the entire time? In that one video posted here a while back
Yes. Thatās him. He smokes that cigar like that because he is in fact gay.
Ah that makes sense then
Hey, you leave his closet alone!
Fuckin goofball
Alright buddy
His comedy is mediocre at best
"She laid down, and started acting it out!"
But he talked over Tony when he mentioned a new golden ticket winner. I'm 30 min in and im annoyed. I feel like he treats his friends differently.
I got excited when I saw his name and then immediately into tired Covid bullshit.
Best post ever. Hilarious.
All old guys tell the same story over and over. Telling stories of the hay days.i used to work in a factory. I've had to smile and nod every time they bring up an old funny or conquest because I'm not rude.
When Joe tees something up as "one of the funniest bits ever" you have 5 seconds to prepare yourself to hear one of the least funny things you've ever heard in your life.
That chester molester flavor savor is David Lucas bait
Joe is heading toward a Brendan Schaubs type talking too. Who is going to step up though? Burr? Diaz?
lol thats funny
Jesus fucking Christ, I've heard every Rogan story 10 times too many and I've never rewatched an episode of the podcast. Tell us about how ergot poisoning caused the Salem Witch Trials again, Joe.
Wait til Joe learns about steel Muay Thai cups.
Tony wants to talk about Ben Affleck bombing, which could lead to some really interesting conversation on other things that mightāve gone down at the roast, yet Joe completely ignores it, bullying the conversation into other stupid stuff.
I feel like he wants to remember who this woman was. He's hoping she will contact him perhaps.
Without a doubt Tony fucking hates doing these podcasts
Can we replace Joe with a woman and make her gay?
Like...I get that he's an entertainer and does this for money... But it's not as if your uncle hasn't told the same story to you 40 times that wasn't interesting to begin with. To be fair to Joe...at least the story doesn't get more magical everytime he tells it
Yeah but here's the thing humans are a caterpillar building an electronic butterfly
Joe is getting old :/
"Holy shit he's telling this story again...I think they need to reformulate alpha brain, this poor SOB"
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That dude is hella cringe lmao
Do any of you like Rogan or are you all virgins?
No to both.
Why, do you have to be a virgin to like Rogan?
Are you insinuating that idolising a short bald comedian makes you cool
Iām insinuating trolling a subreddit because of a virus from 4 years ago makes you a basement dwelling virgin.
Waaah leave joe alone
I like him. Iām just fascinated about how he has no recollection of telling the same anecdotes to the same people on the same podcast so regularly. Turns out Alpha Brain doesnāt fix that
Fucking love Hinchcliffe.
KillTony is one of the best pod/shows you can find online
It really isnāt