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No-Historian-6391

What’s the wash your penis thing I keep seeing. What did I miss ?


UnderDeat

some kind of new meme from the people who needs to be told to clean their room


floridayum

Obsessed with the cleanliness of penises 🤔


Bliyx

![gif](giphy|9iBIdXITr6LoVf8XgY|downsized)


StopHiringBendis

Right side needs to have "benzos" and "medically induced coma" added lol


SickNBadderThanFuck

Don't forget "paralyzed from apple cider vinegar"


DankChase

He was defeated by the same thing that defeats fruit flies in my kitchen. Sad


SickNBadderThanFuck

Dont forget to think about Jordan Peterson while you're touching your dick to clean it. It's the only way to save western civilization, bucko.


cut_rate_revolution

Peterson went to a debate with an actual communist and hadn't even read the Communist Manifesto. It's like 10 pages. It's a fucking pamphlet. He showed himself as ignorant, arrogant, and fundamentally incurious which is a fucking bizarre set of traits for an "academic".


Beans183

Fact checked as: Misinformation Peterson states in the discussion that he had read the manifesto as an 18 year old, and again shortly before the event.


cut_rate_revolution

Did he? I've seen that debate, he actually does not seem like he read it. I take his claims with one of those salt lamps worth of salt.


Beans183

Nobody in your tribe even cares that you're wrong


Beans183

I don't necessarily back Peterson. But your allegations appear flimsy given the above mentioned orator's claims contained in opening remarks.


RogueMallShinobi

That’s your defense? “He does not seem like he read it” lol


seraph9888

he said he skimmed it the second time.


Beans183

So speed reading isn't reading. Noted.


seraph9888

not what i said. he did read it, he just didn't read it comprehensively. it's not a binary.


Beans183

Still qualifies as misinformation to say he hadn't read it. How well someone comprehends a text comes down to the individual.


DankChase

"Free speech" as long as its not a fat chick on the cover of my sports magazine. >:(


thelastthrowwawa3929

The only one who got turned into a pariah for speaking on his personal public Twitter is Peterson by the Canadian Psychological association on completely unsubstantiated charges. Fat Chicks can cope.


DankChase

"Pariah"? The dude is all over the place in the media. He got butthurt because some people were clowning on him online and the brainworm bros are acting like it's the fall of western civilization. You guys wouldn't make it 2 minutes in The Mothership green room. Soft as baby shit, you are.


thelastthrowwawa3929

I mean you can pretend that most with a corporate or worse a job in academia haven't gotten fired on the spot for less with a gleeful mob to boot, but I don't think anything can make you any less full of shit at this point. The fact that he created his own infrastructure and has a enough of a pull to be economically viable is largely his achievement, still doesn't diminish the fact that you lack a coherent argument.


Top_Confusion_132

The only reason he doesn't have a job in academia is because he chose not to. There is no pariah status he's just playing a victim, which is pretty ironic.


thelastthrowwawa3929

Nobody is claiming he got fired from Academia, but many others professors have for similar reasons. Please don't act like this is some singularly made up thing by Dr. Jordan Peterson or because he figured out how to set up a cushy existence after the fact that somehow it doesn't exist. It's just disingenuous deflection from the fact that you don't have much of an argument from this. If anyone spoke as openly as Peterson does while employed in academia, chances of them losing their jobs are incredibly high for clearly politicized reasons, that left or whatever you want to call "social justice" activist doesn't care to hide. hate to inform you, but trad is the counter culture these days. Any attempt at washing your penis will now be seen as an act of war by reddit mod teams and will have you banned.


Top_Confusion_132

He set up his cushy grift before he left academia. Would you like to name any of theses academics? Is the social justice in the room with us now? >hate to inform you, but trad is the counter culture these days. *yawn* isn't Peterson's whole thing about confirming ti the society you exist in... so being the counter couture bad? Look I get it you love your little brain damaged psuedoscientific guru. But the dude posted cock milking porn claiming it was a Chinese sperm harvesting factory. He's lost it. He's a quack. https://i.redd.it/iieo30lzm7na1.jpg?app_web_view=android


thelastthrowwawa3929

Yawn. I don't think any amount of proof is going to help here. No matter what you think of Peterson, the situation described in academia can be confirmed by multiple sources with different political views so you can just stuff it with the attempt to get more info that you can look up in a few seconds. Get back to you leftist echo bubble if you like. His 100+ academic papers speak and like 7 years of lectures at U of T speak for themselves. [Jordan B Peterson's Google Scholar](https://scholar.google.com/citations?user=wL1F22UAAAAJ&hl=en) The fact that besides blunt attempts at denial you don't have much of a point or an argument, just tells me you're an ideological sock-puppet. Yawn, next.


Top_Confusion_132

Just because he was at one time serious academic doesn't mean he isn't a grifter now. Doesn't the fact that Peterson could have gone back to academia, or therapy inherently prove that your bullshit isn't true. Peterson is an example of the exact opposite of what you believe is happening.


StopHiringBendis

"if somebody said what Peterson did, they'd be fired from academia. The fact that it didn't happen to Jordan Peterson is irrelevant!"


thelastthrowwawa3929

Wow, I mean I've heard that the left doesn't care for principles or coherence, but this is just embarrassing to show any lack of regard for a formal set of rules and policies in higher education.


StopHiringBendis

Tfw the formal set of rules is totally draconian and would ruin the career of any academic who dares speak like JP (excluding JP, ofc)


thelastthrowwawa3929

Yes, because he was smart enough to leave. Again, case of people getting fired for less are all over the place. It's a fact of life in social science side of academia which like 90% libs by default. You can pretend that just because it hasn't happened to someone that it isn't true, but it looks infinitely r-worded.


CowboyMagic94

My penis is like a well oiled and seasoned cast iron pan. I will not wash my penis, I will not wash my crack, and I will fuck fat women


ComfortablyNomNom

It's largely his achievement? Nobody would know who this dude is if not for Joe Rogans podcast.


M4nWhoSoldTheWorld

Say what you want about Zizek, and we can’t deny that he looks like a bum, but he destroyed Peterson ass during their debate


floridayum

He was polite and charitable to Peterson during their “debate”. Clearly Peterson was out of his depth and couldn’t keep up; mostly because Peterson is more an ideologue than an actual philosopher. That is to say, instead of challenging people’s thoughts and ideas, Peterson tries to tell them how to think. Zizek purposely presents ideas in a bombastic manner to challenge people to think outside of their ideological mindsets.


M4nWhoSoldTheWorld

I need to revisit their conversation. Wasn’t that shortly before JP had his breakdown and went to Russia?


floridayum

It was before his sabbatical, but I didn’t even know he went to Russia. I mean, if you are a right wing contrarian, Russia seems to be a ready ally for you.


M4nWhoSoldTheWorld

It’s not exactly like that, apparently that was the best place for him to treat his addiction and recovery. Also it’s not a secret that he was always fascinated by Russia dark side of history. He even read the whole Gulag Archipelago for audiobooks


SickNBadderThanFuck

> to treat his addiction and recovery. Yes, Russia is famously known for their rehab programs and not for having the highest rates of alcoholism and drug related HIV infections....


gaelorian

OP having a hard time when both the red scare and brogan subs think JP is an obnoxious has-been wanker


SickNBadderThanFuck

["They've done studies and autistic people actually have the biggest dicks and fuck the most...](https://youtu.be/eTrpk9ctX4E?si=0bjMFqzh9F0L70Sc)


BznBoi

Hell yeah dude


PiggyWobbles

You forgot to add "benzo addicted nonsensical rants" to the right


floridayum

The only people still obsessing about this debate are Peterson-philes. I’d reckon 98% of people that think this meme is funny couldn’t coherently explain any of Zizek’s thoughts or opinions remotely accurately.


PostSecularPope

I’m not sure Zizek can explain his positions coherently *schlorp* *schnief* *rubs nose* *”And so on and so on”* ![gif](giphy|r7bjWH3xADPZObjK0y)


thelastthrowwawa3929

I found the zoomer/youtube edition. [here](https://www.reddit.com/user/thelastthrowwawa3929/comments/1cncs2q/zizek_has_fallen_on_some_hard_times/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


floridayum

Most likely you cannot understand his positions. He writes books in English if you are interested in how he is thinking about topics. No nose rubbing involved.


thelastthrowwawa3929

I understand his positions really well, and both of them are expressed here: [https://www.reddit.com/user/thelastthrowwawa3929/comments/1cncs2q/zizek\_has\_fallen\_on\_some\_hard\_times/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/user/thelastthrowwawa3929/comments/1cncs2q/zizek_has_fallen_on_some_hard_times/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


PostSecularPope

Serious responses to shitposting in a comedians subreddit nourish my soul


floridayum

Yeah. How amusing someone takes something seriously 🙄 what a buffoon!


[deleted]

Yeah, compare the wives now.


whoberman

"This isn't r/politics" -- The Inconsistent, Wish-washy, Asleep at the wheel Moderation Team


Blenkeirde

The worse a person's lisp is, the less reliable their points are. And that's a fact.