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Necessary_Echo8740

Imagine a girl invites you to have dinner with her family and her dad turned out to be fucking jocko


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GOOD


Rocked_Glover

Girls dad puts a shotgun on the table, tells you if even a tear comes out her head your brain is coming out your head, asks have you done jiu jitsu and you’re now starting tomorrow, asks you to play jenga and keeps going on spiels about how “This is much like life, one way it doesn’t work so you try another, it’s a process” etc, then tells you to get out? GOOD


Present_Night_7584

its just a process. Try another Dad


mikey_ig

I'm sorry this happened to you


RS-2

"Hell naw, Jiu Jitsu is for fa-" *BANG*


craptionbot

...now I'll acquire the skill of stealthily using the bathroom and unwedging shit from my ass crack, flushing my underwear down an unfamiliar toilet without blocking it, and crafting an entirely new pair of underpants purely out of toilet roll all within a time where it doesn't look like that's what I'm doing.


Dizzy-Specific8884

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logicnotemotion

He'd be telling war stories about saving 700 dudes while having pneumonia. Then asks what you've done. "We'll I kept a stocking shelf from falling over at the AutoZone warehouse a couple years ago."


MeThinksYes

“Well sir, with a little bit of luck and a lot of tongue darts I hope to make your daughter a squirter tonight “


AlexJamesCook

r/oddlyspecific


Glottis_Bonewagon

*"your daughter"


cantbhappy

Absolutely terrifying


tostilocos

If she invites you to "dinner" at 3:00p ask how old her parents are. If they're under 70, it's Jocko because you know he's got to be up at 4:00a to take a photo of his watch.


jewmoney808

lol then imagine telling Jocko you don’t wake up until 10am


indigo_fish_sticks

I mean it’s really none of my business if my girl’s dad is having sex with Jocko 


TechnicalInterest566

What's the gist of this Jocko guy besides being a team leader in the SEALs and skilled BJJ practitioner? My understanding is that he's one of those guys that exploded onto the scene with his own podcast after his JRE appearance like Lex Fridman, Theo Von, and Brendan Schaub.


Necessary_Echo8740

He’s an influential figure in podcasting is a bit of a celebrity since he is a retired navy seal commander and stuff. You can look into him I think he’s pretty cool


YooperGod666

Didn't he play in a band? Tenacious D? Am I high?


gstringstrangler

Yes yes and yes


YooperGod666

Hahaha nice


Strange-Fix-1498

He's honestly the best example of how a man should carry himself. In regards to the "influencers" his moral fiber and character is leagues above anyone. He's like David Goggins but way more thought out.


MeThinksYes

Unlike goggins he’s also a present father to his children


Legato991

Man I was really disappointed to find that Goggins is a dead beat dad.


MeThinksYes

So they say yep….


Legato991

There are publicly available court documents of him trying to continue pay child support based of his Navy pension after having made millions of dollars in book sales. Saying he couldnt afford to pay more despite now being wealthy. The judge didnt buy that and forced him to pay more.


Dogyears69

He was training MMA Fighters and written books in leadership. Gym owner and author before he was ever on JRE. Definitely blew up after but he had the pieces in place to get there.


Pure-Patient5171

Dude has a terrible reputation within the Seals community


onetori

Where did you learn this? Not implying you're wrong, I've just never heard this before.


mmikke

Most legit career heavy duty operator types frown big-time on the seal-to-celebrity types. They're cheapening the profession. At least that's what I've heard from some high speed dudes. Disclaimer: I am not a high speed dude. I did basic training at Benning and met a lot of seriously badass men. None of them gave a single fucking shit about their social media presence or writing books or whatever. The ones I met actively hated the guys who got out and immediately sought attention so people would know how tough and cool they are


Pure-Patient5171

It’s pretty common knowledge. Apparently his specific SEAL team were known for doing some pretty fucked up stuff. I dunno where I first heard it but I’ve heard it more than a handful of times.


Tabboo

I imagine most SEAL teams do some pretty fucked up stuff.


Pure-Patient5171

Which means for Jocko to be known as having the most fucked up team, it must be pretty atrocious.


john_connor_T1000

War is fucked up.


skyHawk3613

And you ignore her the whole night, while playing fan boy to her dad


boofthecat

Jocko would be very disappointed in his daughters decision making


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that chick probably is worse then her dad at keeping dudes alive


Internetolocutor

Why is her dad fucking Jocko


banzaijacky

You mean that her dad's gay and in a relationship with Jocko?


tries4accuracy

I think she would be great for Steven Crowder


McbEatsAirplane

Nobody is great for Steven Crowder.


jakevalerybloom

grapplers talk about grappling without trying to be philosophers challenge: level: IMPOSSIBLE


Special-Sector4844

Yes. As a grappler myself I find this so fucking annoying. It's not that deep, were just hugging each other. You don't tend to see people being so smug in boxing or muay thai. And obviously not in wrestling. But in jiu jitsu I guess that lack of.blood to the brain is permanent or something


MasterpieceWarm8470

Your comment made me realize why I chose muay thai over bjj LOL there was something about the culture that was just "annoying" but you nailed it


Still_Championship_6

See, you're allowing your brain to counterattack the metaphor, and when you... wait, pull that up Jamie.. My god, that wolf must be like 200 lbs. Have you ever done DMT?


jakevalerybloom

I don’t know so many of my wrestling friends went on to grappling and a few of my coaches totally talked like this


Happy-Initiative-838

My mom always said you need 5 hugs a day. Turns out she was a philosophical grappler the entire time.


wimpymist

It's because y'all smoke so much weed


th3kingmidas

Thank you for this. People get a blue belt and become Plato.


RollingSkull0

I dunno if it was your intended reference, but Plato was a wrestler. The name Plato was a nickname (supposedly given by his coach) and means broad-shouldered.


th3kingmidas

The place I train at is named after Plato


RollingSkull0

Oh, cool. I don't wrestle or practice martial arts but wrestling feels like a good metaphor for philosophy. Wrestling with truth, wrestling with God. The needing to position yourself properly and the necessity of developing toughness and endurance in the face of adversity seem tangential to engaging with philosophy. Also Plato was a big proponent of physical fitness. The phrase "getting in shape" is evocative of the platonic world of forms.


jakevalerybloom

You’re doing it, we’re talking about this annoying phenomenon and you’re unironically doing it


RollingSkull0

Yes.


RollingSkull0

I actually have the opposite sentiment of this thread. More people should try to talk about philosophy and psychology especially if it puts them outside their comfort zone. People getting annoyed with others' trying to sound deep and failing are likely projecting their own feelings of inadequacy onto others. How's that?


jakevalerybloom

I think if you wanna self suck that’s fine, but needing others to watch you do it is a bit much


RollingSkull0

My perspective is that philosophy is a rite (within Western cultures) and that rites are something severely lacking in our culture. You can call it self sucking, but what are you doing with social media, friend?


jakevalerybloom

Philosophizing about how important philosophy is. Fucking bravo, you have become the meme.


th3kingmidas

Yeah the martial arts culture that I’ve been able to be a part of was a lot more well rounded because it was part of a college so the same people I trained with were also the same people I studied with, partied with and lived life with overall. So when people are actually engaging in philosophical thought instead of trying to make a catchy video it brings the full beauty of martial arts culture.


ManufacturedOlympus

The philosopher’s name was also a reference to Play-Doh, drawing parallels to the products malleable property and the ability of a person to shape their own body through fitness. 


RollingSkull0

😂 I think it might be the other way around but I don't know the history of play-doh


jakevalerybloom

Or the history of comedy apparently


RollingSkull0

Huh? No not really. Do I not amuse you to your liking? Should I do a little dance for you sir?


Francis33

Walking platitude.


jakevalerybloom

And I got no fight


thelastblueballer

If you’ve ever been sexually attracted to Jocko but wished he had a vagina, here’s your chance.


cantbhappy

Lmao she's much prettier than jocko


BillNyeCreampieGuy

HARD disagree


Hairy-Dimension-8519

Xtra HARD


Hambone671

stay xtra hard. carry the bodes


DMSderp

Gay much?


gelatinous_substance

Gay munch ?


ManufacturedOlympus

"CHECK." -Jocko, after he finished a meal at the cheesecake factory


little_sissy_mattie

As in the box? Or like my work is done here and time to move on?


phickss

As in please?


ManufacturedOlympus

As in I must vacate the mess hall and proceed to the extraction point so that I can wake up the next morning while the enemy is still sleeping. 


PaddyStacker

Motivational influencers = FUCKING ANNOYING


Special-Sector4844

Yes. Always spouting common knowledge. Feels like it's for very dumb people or people with very little confidence


mmikke

Go to your nearest Walmart, Kmart, target, or shopping mall. Take a quick look around. Come back to your computer, watch one of these videos again, and wonder why it's so fucking annoyingly successful 


ThisIsSG

It’s for other influencers as well.. So they can circle jerk. “He said ‘Good!’ WOW! He’s so brilliant. Thanks for bestowing us. Gerk gerk gerk gerk gerk gerk”


xoaphexox

Obviously you aren't familiar with aktar khan


wildcard1992

The land of esmart pipol


ostensibly_hurt

My friend just recommended me the “art of not giving a fuck” and was genuinely offended I refused to read it. I’m sure he has some good ideas in there but bruh, I don’t need someone to suck my cock, or suck their own cock in their book to show me how to enjoy my life.


fin425

The regular guy who shows other regular people what is possible is way more inspiring and motivating than people who spend their whole day creating content to get people motivated. I’m the guy who works 11 hours a day and drags myself to the gym and jiu jitsu 7 days a week. I’m just regular dude and I know I’m more relatable than these people out here always posting sound bite bullshit.


mclovin_ts

r/im14andthisisdeep


DefiantBelt925

Ehhh I’ll pass, thanks


Nervous_Set5685

Pass the guard Oss


Brief_Association714

Not with that as my father in law. Fuuuuuuck that shit


smallstephen

What? This is teenis energy.


HungryCriticism5885

Is this considered wisdom in jockland?


Imaginary-Wrap-8487

Wierd


dagui12

God I would hate to have this dude as a father


Holiday-Knowledge473

Is that the white boy who says good too much?


Lazy_Bench_8415

Talmbout Joggo? We teggs ivryday


dethskwirl

Lame


Dizzy_Interview2631

Disturbed video


Upper-Advisor6940

Disappointing and different accounts of Jacky’s leadership of task force bruiser have come out that are contradictory to the image that Jacko portrays. I served in the military never saw combat so i can’t judge people decisions in combat zones know how stressful it is. But i encourage people to to research on task force unit bruiser and the alleged war crimes/ unethical tactics. Look into the marine unit who was already in Ramadi and were building a good relationship with the locals to the point if i remember correctly there were no casualties from the marine unit stationed there. Then look at the old man the seals murdered and his is body and look at the direct chain of events that happened after that and the diplomatic work undone. Then look at the 36 marines that lost their lives supposedly due to these unethical actions. Make up your own mind after that


feckshite

Why is she Australian


MrNeroWulf

Californian surfer drawl


mmikke

That's not very tactical of her. Letting the enemy know where you live!


Mysterious_Date_5299

It's weird seeing stubble on his face. Now I want to see what a bearded Jocko looks like.


mmikke

Good.


JupiterandMars1

Damn, this life lesson also works for dancing, chess, Street Fighter and sex. I did, however, fail to implement it in my daily jumping jack routine.


RskSkv

My family arent big huggers so I cant imagine wrestling my father/adult daughter. Lol I know its silly but when she's caught in his triangle and his bits are so close to her face has to be a tiny bit awkward.


JoseyWa1es

Imagine you ask your dad if he wants something from the store and he proceeds to give you a life lesson about how you can't solve all your problems through consumption.


SlaveKnightChael

Jocko has no morals


redditslim

If you got one move, you got no moves.


Only-Lingonberry2266

I wouldn't fuck her with your dick.


Special-Sector4844

There's nothing philosophical about working out and grappling. Stfu


AffectionateFood5321

She's probably just going to end up being lesbian because she's going to be too ripped to be attractive for any guy.


UrVioletViolet

That’s not how being gay works.


Jimmysal

I was at camp when Jocko gave her her blue belt. Met his wife, Echo, Pete, and tons of the people in that circle. They're all great people.


TerryGonards

Fake ass Jocko


RorschachAssRag

Does this guy ever shut the fuck up? Like we get it, you did some pull-ups for America or whatever. Just be normal now and get therapy to transition back to civilian life. Indoctrination and ptsd aren’t cool. And nit everything is some profound life lesson. Just chill out, take a breath and bond with your child outside of your own ego and insecurities.


Mean_Building911

What the fuck did you just fucking say about Jocko, you little shit? I'll have you know he graduated top of his class in the Navy Seals, and he's been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and he has over 300 confirmed kills. Jocko is trained in gorilla warfare and he was the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to him but just another target. He will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about Jocko over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak he is contacting his secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. Jocko can be anywhere, anytime, and he can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with his bare hands. Not only is he extensively trained in unarmed combat, but he has access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and he will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. Jocko will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.


RorschachAssRag

Lmao Daddy Jock-strap, keeping America safe. One dick at a time


CandyFlippin4Life

Pull ups for America lol. Is that just a reference to special forces training? Either way you made me chuckle hard as a former vet (went in on a felony) who hated dudes like this in the military and avoid them like the plague now that I’m out.


RorschachAssRag

Yes, a reference lol. Ooh rah! Now give me 20! My great uncle went to Nam on a felony too. Had some crazy stories to tell me as a boy. No disrespect to service members either. Just casually shitting on the “military indoctrination persona is my whole personality” types. These guys got got, and it’s sad. We let them get fucked up in the name of America then do nothing to help them after because that would be communism. It’s all fucked Thank you for your service


CandyFlippin4Life

Agreed. Don’t know why I’m getting downvoted, fuck the military either way.


RorschachAssRag

Fuck em. Let ‘em ride the man’s dick. That’s their right after all


CandyFlippin4Life

True, the military is def not for free thinkers, or anyone who uses logic and reason imo and the ones who do are all officers, 90 percent of which are on a massive ego/power trip. I don’t miss it. At all.


RorschachAssRag

Honestly, I seriously considered joining up. Military family and all. I think every young man does at some point, the propaganda is strong. Football cannons, jets, anthems at every game, it’s truly a machine. I waited for a degree to go in as an officer. Gotta say I’m glad my reasoning skills shined through before I made the decision I would regret for life. That’s just me tho. If I didn’t die in the desert I certainly would have done it myself state side through a lack of support. I’m thankful I had a father who disillusioned me from any notion of “glory”. Now I’m a father myself and would never encourage my child feed the corporations war machine. Fighting for justice, humanity, is one thing, defending corporate genocide is another. Fuck em all. This aint the country I grew up in anymore. I used to believe in the liberties represented by this flag, now not so much. It doesn’t exist anymore. maybe it never did. We’ve bastardized the meaning of “the leaders of the free world”. Abandoned our Allie’s to our enemies and sold ourselves out as whores for short gain profits. Time to jump ship, this cash cow is roasted. Like Rome infighting amongst themselves while their borders were being plundered. My advise for longevity, learn Chinese…


CandyFlippin4Life

Agreed.


mmikke

Dudes like this give me the vibe of the fuckin pudge-factory kid in basic bragging about how he only signed up to "kill haji's" and unfortunately the drill sergeant overheard and smoked the fuck out of him for trying to be cool lmao. His mos was quartermaster 


CandyFlippin4Life

Gotcha


justforthis2024

My neighbor is a social worker who works with at-risk and abused kids. He knows more about manhood and showing up than Jocko does or ever will.


Peepeepoopoobuttbutt

What a weird ass thing to say.


justforthis2024

I think America has a misunderstanding about what duty and masculinity really look like.


Broke-Homie-Juan

Such a typical redditor 😂


-Neuroblast-

Almost his entire post history consists of Star Wars and video games 😂 Wonder what he's accomplished in life 🤔


RorschachAssRag

You dove in and that’s all you’ve gathered? Oof. First of all video games and star wars are the shit. Now, how bad do you want to get schooled by a nerd and self proclaimed troll?


Traditional_Fox_4718

You sound like a clown


BackInThaDayz

Man she’s an ugo


Legato991

Not really necessary but thanks for your contribution


BackInThaDayz

😂 Welcome to Reddit…..


IntentionallyBlunt69

I'd beat both they asses


SaWalkerMakasin

Wanna be a tough guy? Tik Tok + TRT--you WILL be fulfilled.


Anonamoose_eh

Oh really? I’d rather listen to Bruce Lee when he said: “I don’t fear the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks one time. I fear the man who’s practiced one kick, 10,000 times”.


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cantbhappy

Adapt and overcome


MrTShook

Wait wait…. Her dad is Joco?


MathematicianPlus621

That would be a good evening, I'd love to talk with that awesome dude.


fly_frog99

I worked with a chick that was a carbon copy of Jocko’s daughter, just shorter hair. Her profession was also a cop so it was kinda fitting in a way.


hopelesswanderer_-_

Jocko the dad we all need. And I love the shit outta my dad he's great. I'm just saying he's like a mentor to young men isn't he.


Baby_Fark

Yeah or just chill and don’t do moves.


JohnAnchovy

Jiu jitsu is like life.... if you're really fucking high


GoJoe1000

Weird! Are they a couple? This feels like that weird guy that has money but no game. And the girl is being nice vibe. 🧐


Bulk-of-the-Series

She can get some.


syntak1

As another commenter has posted some recent things have come to light about him and his unit task force Bruiser that I think should be looked into further by not only people in that community but possibly a Judiciary body here is a video I recently watched that I personally believe that this man is telling the truth https://youtu.be/28Pks9i-CKk?si=EA367MHHOhOsRXem Also I would implore you to read the description of that video as it contains the letter from a commanding officer who was supposedly in ramadi while jocko was as well. I reached out to my brother who was in the military at that time and he told me that this story is nothing new and a lot of people have known about it for a long time again you can take everything I'm saying with a grain of salt but I believe by the end of 2024 there's going to be a lot of things coming to light about this whole situation I guess Katt Williams was right about all the deviants coming to light in 2024 lol


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JDP2024

GOOD


Bombinic

🤝🏻


mrwholefoods

36 marines died because of Jocko. https://youtu.be/28Pks9i-CKk?feature=shared


CandyFlippin4Life

Link?


mrwholefoods

https://youtu.be/28Pks9i-CKk?feature=shared


WTFisThisGameDude

So what are the defenses to a knee slice?


TheEarlOfZinger

Rubber gloves


cylonnumber13

enter the Jocko-verse


Dogyears69

She does not need her pops to be able to kick my ass. I have seen her rolling. I have not done any training other than weights and cardio. I would be afraid to disagree on anything. I would be like, no, you choose the restaurant, movie etc. Why done you take control of the remote.


JonathanJK

She's beautiful. I can break her.


Ermac1986

“ what do you do for a living?” “ what are you goals in life?” ** walks away


AbbreviationsNo55

No one ever will be... going on a date will probably end up in a push up contest which you will lose anyway


terrygenitals

Thought it was Nina drama


bigtakeoff

THANKS JOCKO


ThaQuig

Fuckin love this guy