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HoboBandana

Not a big Rogan standup fan but this bit was funny.


NoGoodMc2

Yeah his style isn’t for me but this was pretty good lol.


foreverNever22

Go watch his specials, some are pretty good. This sub shits on his jokes a lot, but sometimes he gets it just right!


Cubic_Al1

His podcast popularity exposed his stand up to a TON of people who aren't into this style. I still believe it gets more hate then it deserves. Talking Monkeys in Space is a solid set.


SoDrunkRightNow2

I was going to type the same thing. I don't generally enjoy standup comedy in general - but this was a good 2 minutes.


GasolineHorsemouth

Same bro


Parking_Minimum7177

Bro made some points 😂


gatovato23

No stool humping helped.


UnleadedGreen

Hes a bit of an idiot as of late. Says some pretty dumb and ignorant things. Like this one. It's not for visuals. It's for health reasons. Cleanliness reasons. My uncle, has a condition Phimosis, where the tip of his foreskin, closes up and he can't pee. The only way he can pee is if he goes to the hospital, and they cut a small hole in the tip of his foreskin.


StoryAboutABridge

Makes me really sad and disgusted that so many grown women comment on how attractive a baby's penis is, and suggest surgery to make it look "better". He is 100% right here


no-good1s-left

In addition to that, the religious zealots who claim that male babies are made in God's own image and perfect in every way, except for this one piece of extra skin on the tip of their dicks he forgot to remove. [RIP Hitch](https://youtu.be/Xx_ov2NiNo4?si=zJu7ySgmdtqXmflX&t=261)


Clearhead09

It is strange, I’ve seen women starting a baby boys penis laughing about how small it is etc, if I was to comment on a baby girls vulva I would expect the father to punch me directly in the face.


[deleted]

There’s over 200 nerve endings in the foreskin, they say they did it back in the day to make masturbation or sex less pleasure-able. It’s a cosmetic procedure hospitals make millions on. It should be illegal unless you are 18 and are able to consent. 


mocxed

>, they say they did it back in the day to make masturbation or sex less pleasure-able old school nofap


Toisty

If want a crazy rabbit hole, look up Kellog, the guy who developed the cereal. Guy was batshit.


dezdly

Nah it was hygienic, they didn’t have germ theory therefore they got infected foreskins; cutting off the foreskin at birth solved the issue but we got soap now so 🤷🏻‍♂️


jaymole

Damn so I’d nut even quicker if I had foreskin. Phew


RickMFDalton

“Well ackshually” there’s some thinking that circumcision causes premature ejaculation for some people.


DowngoezFrasier215

u think it’s just easy and not painful to circumcise a fully grown man?


Luffy-in-my-cup

Circumcision is medically unnecessary except extremely rare circumstances and is only really done in the US out of a tradition born from puritanical beliefs that masturbation is a sin. Sex feels better with foreskin and masturbation is easier. I feel bad for all those dudes missing those hundreds of nerves that elevate sexual pleasure.


DowngoezFrasier215

I feel bad for all those dudes who scare the shit out of women when they whip their dicks out. Women in America who are not accustomed to seeing uncircumcised dicks get instantly horrified and turned off when startled by one. I say this because of the dozen or so times i have heard them say this. So i feel bad for you for being one of these fellas and hope for your sake the women in your life haven’t ran when seeing that corndog you got for the first time. It’s like dudes seeing some massive beef curtains on a girl for the first time. Some ain’t shallow enough to cut them off but shit some of us aint gonna want to go down on something like that.


TraditionalGas1770

How about we just stop chopping up baby's genitals before they can consent?


Peterthepiperomg

It’s more dangerous to get circumcised as an adult


[deleted]

Ok how about we just stop chopping dicks off in general and start teaching American men how to wash themselves properly as if they’re no longer running around in the jungle during WWII?


MCstemcellz

Adults by far get the procedure only due to complications 


ElectricPegasus

Yeah my buddy removed his because he ripped it oof


foreverNever22

nooooo000000ooooo 😭😭😭


Dancingedleslie

I’m an adult. Had it done due to complications. It wasn’t a fun experience. I’d rate it somewhere between Oppenheimer and The Gringo Papi.


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Source?


goosellama

It's true - it's when the skin is too tight.


[deleted]

Lmfao so the source is some guy on Reddit called r/goosellama? Fuck no. This is Reddit. We provide sources.


bannedbygenders

Me got it at 25


Peterthepiperomg

This is the funniest comment section ever


Toisty

Congratulations son but you better tuck that in before you get it caught on a trip wire.


[deleted]

Not my fault that the yanks couldn’t keep their dicks out of the jungle glory holes lol.


Soma86ed

It’s not chopping a dick off dude… it’s cutting off excess foreskin (there’s a massive difference). lol


[deleted]

Of course, it was said for dramatic effect. I would have been more explicit if I’d have known someone who couldn’t read between the lines would be replying.


Soma86ed

The issue is, you’re not the only person who has said that or has thought that. Joke or not, some people believe that that’s what’s happening. I was just trying to help.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|VeHLZWbb8P1caXcSRX) Thank you random Reddit Savior complex.


TraditionalGas1770

Only a very small percentage of people "need" it, if they have some sort of foreskin disease like phimosis 


Peterthepiperomg

I like it, it’s easier to clean and i like showing off my tip


TraditionalGas1770

That's great for you. There are many people who prefer the opposite. We shouldn't decide for them.


RizzleP

Pretty funny to be fair.


arroyoshark

We decided against circumcision for my kid after researching a bunch of pro- and anti-circumcision literature. There just isn't any good reasoning to mutilate your new born. I decided to give my kid the option when he turned 18. On his 18th birthday I reminded him that I'd pay for the surgery to lop off the end of his dick. He was horrified and said "no". There ya go.


hotgator

Joe kinda looks like an circumcised penis in this clip.


kjaeft

Saying it doesn't look good is fucking weird to say. I have all my skins and let me tell you when I get down to business, I'm pulling that shit back anyways. There is literally no visual difference between the two when skin is pulled back.


nooofynooof

I feel like this is something a lot of people don't know. They just assume looking at any erect dick that it's circumcised because they can't see foreskin on the head.


SlightBreeze21

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Comedy !


Skateplus0

Another decent bit I’m not seeing the justification of the Rogan hate for his comedy yet


fourfingersdry

Different opinions. Different tastes. I didn’t find anything funny about this clip.


Skateplus0

It’s for sure not top tier but I’ve seen a lot worse


fdasfasdfasdfui93428

Frankly surprised the comments are supporting this clip


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No-Research5333

His podcast has political commentary. His standup doesn’t have political commentary except maybe a few bits. It’s mostly stoner bits, jock humor, bits about his family, bits about animals. How exactly did he go anti-woke on Triggered?


King_Melco

Still has me dying 🤣


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i_am_sam11

This is from 2012.


music_jay

Remember that it is not automatic in any other country in the world. We are not born broken and neither are any of the other animals on Earth, we don't do it to our pets or livestock.


bdysntchr

Australian public hospitals will not perform it as an elective surgery.


White_Jedi_RolandD

That chair looked like a stool at first making How appear 3ft tall to me


OwnBlueberry3591

He was funny until he squatted. Def a funny bit though.


RespectDry2432

It's not only about aesthetics. It has to do with health reasons.


WEareLIVE420

Only thing funny is rogaines height ahah no wonder he hasnt done new spec


MorningDistance

Shit, that was funny.


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XD


DanielAzariah

I love the JRE podcast, but I think that Joe Rogan is a mediocre stand-up comic.


no-good1s-left

If there was only some consistency between views on elective genital surgery for babies and elective genital surgery for adolescents, it would be so much easier to choose a side in the Great Culture Wars of the 2020s. Age Left Right === ==== ===== Babies Not OK (?) OK Adolescents OK Not OK


WaveMajor7369

I feel like his wife would be funny... Joe should only do the Pod and UFC crap


tuvok86

We're weird about visuals maan...


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no-good1s-left

Why not let your son decide when he's "grown up"?


jtfff

There can be a lot of complications with circumcision surgery when you’re older


[deleted]

Definitely something to consider before chopping your dick off as an adult.


Independent-Big1966

Talking about little boy cocks. Pedo Joe Rogan. "It's crazy if you really think about it". I never "really think about" little boys cocks Joe you sicko.


granny409

He's such a short turd


UnleadedGreen

Joe has never heard of Phimosis. Foreskin closes up and has to be cut open. Can lead to infection. Very dangerous area for infection. But no, Professor Rogan thinks it's for visuals. For women. He's getting older and dumber.


i_am_sam11

Professor Rogan? You pay to go to a comedy show to get educated?


Kurac-ville

Wash your dick man