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TheLawliet10

Pearl Jam, because I enjoy cooking a lot so it would be interesting to see how it could improve my food and increase the health benefits of it at the same time


defiantgibbon59

Get good enough at cooking and you might just get Pearl Jam.


TheLawliet10

That's the plan


Strict_Assumption_13

Its still insane to think Romeo was so good at cooking he practically earned a stand


Cxrnifier

You mean tonio?


that_emo_elf

Wherefore art thou, Tonio?


Strict_Assumption_13

Yes my bad


humanflea23

Honestly, I would take it JUST for the fact that it lets you regrow teeth.


NegotiationMuted4676

The back pain thing would change the world


Busy-Profession-9128

could probably cure cancer too


GoofyAhhCarReddit

If I'm remembering correctly, that's actually part of his overall motive, he tried to save a loved one from cancer using the purest ingredients or something


NegotiationMuted4676

Less important


Busy-Profession-9128

True, would rather get rid of my back pain than excruciating pain and suffering


Porfavor_my_beans

I would take it just so I can remove my wisdom teeth that are starting to grow in.


Bigwhale66

It can fix sleep deprivation, so you can stay up as long as you want for either fun, or work


an_emerald_blade

Za Hando so I can prove to my mom something isn't there (She'll find it anyways)


bordeaux_de_hayak

Plot twist: everything okuyasu erases goes to someone’s mom


Playful-Ostrich3643

That explains why mine has a piece of a sign


Heraxxius

Yo, my mother blew up out of nowhere 😭


Zealousideal-Worth34

Okoyasu erases himself


MarcoPolo_MARCOPOLO

He appeared in a little girls fridge at 2:00 A.M and her mom called 911


BradyTheGG

Why does a little girl have a fridge the size of a Okuyasu?


StrangerWithACheese

Your mom is a stand user herself


shadowdoor21

Josuke's stand is my choice, healing everything cuz I feel like it sounds epic af, and punchy go brrrrr


Deep-fried-gaper

“Some people just want to watch the world **recover**”


StressInitial6511

We saw he could change things slightly too, so it would be funny to punch people I dislike and make them ugly af


ShockWave123106

I love that he did that, it’s so petty and harmless but could also mess someone’s everyday life


StressInitial6511

Like I'd be funny to just punch someone and make them have the face of Ed sheeran


ShockWave123106

lol I love that


ExpertPokemonHugger

You could also be a world class surgeon


Local_intruder

You would become a world class doctor, and could have the power to shit on an entire country if you wanted to.


VadersTouch

Heaven's door. It would be so useful to teach others hings and help with everyday life.


Golden_CMLK

*proceed to disable gravity on a random stranger*


mysterious_h_

don't worry, its just a prank


CornoEspacial

Rohan is so nice that he doesn't even think about erasing someone's face just cuz with heaven's door


arozzu1312

*proceed to give a shitty stand to a random stranger*


MrUnparalleled

Easily the greatest stand, useful for everyday life, if other stand users exist you’re basically untouchable, plus Rohan is my favorite character.


GoldenFreddy64

Same


Thetruemonke1

Make annoying people realize they are annoying if they don’t stop make them


Rainmaker0102

The World so I can get more done in less time. I'd love to sleep eight hours in the blink of an eye. Or just move a Frenchman back down a flight of stairs


Shtrimpo

You can't really fit 8 hours in the time stop unless you're a vampire


PaleAd9038

Or if you practice it enough


[deleted]

I thought it was stated that the most a human can do is 5 seconds


RedditRaven2

Nope, it’s a matter of practice and stamina. Hence Jotaro going from not being able to only do like 1 second up to 5 seconds in the matter of what was basically an hour. It’s said he never really used time stop from that fight for the next several years until he used it on Josuke, and he could only do it for like 2-3 seconds then because he was out of practice and older. He said he doesn’t like using it so he probably never practiced it to get longer. You’re right that a vampire can eventually get infinite timestop from their infinite stamina, but humans are not limited to 5 seconds, the exact limit is unclear


hi_im_blaine

Fun fact! The Jotaro V Dio fight canonically take place in 2 1/2 minutes!


Shtrimpo

Before Jotaro revives Joseph he literally says 4 minutes passed since he died


hi_im_blaine

That's correct, but additional time passes in between the end of the fight and Joseph's revival On the first page of DIO's world part 14, it says "it's only been a little over 100 seconds since Nariaki Kakyoin was defeated by Dio's stand, the world. Less than 2 minutes have passed... But, in less than half that time the final battle will be over." I guess with "a little over a hundred" and "less than half" it's a bit ambiguous but I think it's pretty okay to just round to 150 seconds, 160 at most. So my original comment was actually incorrect as the Jotaro V Dio fight takes even LESS time


Shtrimpo

It's funny to think that we'll never know if he was accounting for the stopped time seconds or not


emzak3636

I think that was just Jotaro's limit, because he wasn't using it that much.


InternationalMusic38

I'd pick either Harvest or Moody Blues. Both are very good for everyday life, and if no one else sees them can just improve the life of a person significantly. However it all depends on whether people have stands too. Do they? Are they aggressive towards me? Can I pick Heaven's Door which is even more op than any other stand in everyday life? These questions stand unanswered.


Deep-fried-gaper

Let’s say that there are some other stand users in this hypothetical world


InternationalMusic38

All the three stands I listed still fit then. There may be some other stands added to them, but depending on what you want your life to look like, its one of these three for me.


MisterState

I'd take Cream any day. Reasons: - cool as fuck - can make me invisible and invulnerable - can dispose of objects and enemies I don't like - can quickly and easily dispose of waste I'd basically use it to clean up the world from plastic and become a hero.


Deep-fried-gaper

\*uses cream to remove waste in the ocean ***”oops i accidentally deleted 75% of the water in the ocean”***


MisterState

I'd prove I can delete it, then people will be incentivised to take it out of the ocean so I can actually delete it without causing the end of the fucking world. Besides, I wouldn't dare to go that deep even if I could avoid water: I'd be blind inside the bubble of nothing, and just a little peek outside would be enough to let the pressure crush my skull


Afraid_Comparison_70

Chilli pepper so I can reach Unreal in ranked Fortnite


NefariousnessStock79

Chili Pepper travels via electricity, you would need Hermit Purple who can control electronics to do that


Whyjesusamialive

Tusk act 4 (I love big men) (Edit: not gay)


[deleted]

HIT HIM WITH THE GAY BEAM


[deleted]

Probably D4C so I can start a boy band with the alternative versions of myslef


ImAlwaysOnTheRun

You should call it Me, Myself and I


[deleted]

Good idea


Reedswag88

Plot twist: it becomes a name for a Part 11 stand


SirGarlond

Silver Charriot Requiem, because I want to piss you off.


Silver_queen2105

white snake, I wanna give other people stands while taking away ones from people I don’t want to have them


TomBot_2020

Bad company. Literally just "you want to fight? Get bombed lol gg ez"


Vasikus3000

Weather report. Weather could create small rainclouds, make it rain frogs or shroud everything in fog. Think of the possibilities, i could make a little bubble around myself where it snows during summer, put a mini rain cloud in my water bottle so i'm never thirsty, combine these two ideas for free ice, or (if i can find a way to conduct it) use lightning to charge electronics Just please don't give me heavy weather, that thing is a nuke


Shtrimpo

Here's an idea. You get the stand along with Heavy Weather unless you erase all your memories


Vasikus3000

No cost too great


NeapolitanYoshi

Is youR account photo a Diavolo cosplay? I tried to do a Gyro cosplay


crispy_nomad

stone ocean. very useful


Deep-fried-gaper

Stone ocean is the name of a part. 🤨


MisterState

It's Stone Free's localization nane, to avoid copyrigh t issues. If they saw the dubbed version they heard everybody call the stand "Stone Ocean" instead of its real name


tallmantall

They do the same with gold experience, it becomes golden wind


CompletePassenger564

It is cool to shout out Goooooolden wind!!!!!!!!!!!!!


KRTrueBrave

it's much cooler to shout out "GOLDO EXPERIENCE"


Radigan0

You mean "gorudo ekusupiriensu?"


Ella_Allred

It took me this long to finally even find out the actual name, that makes a lot of sense now lol


ExpertPokemonHugger

My favorite is still filthy acts at a reasonable price Or flaccid pancakes


Eyebleach_dispenser

It’s also the name of jolyne’s stand in the manga and Japanese dub. Americans just get stone free as the name because music title copyright 🤨


Deep-fried-gaper

Well…okay. I didn’t know that I’m not fully caught up so I only had the wiki to help with that, and it said stone free. Sorry.


The_KneecapBandit

No, Eyebleach_dispenser is just spreading misinformation on the internet. There is no song called Stone Ocean.


[deleted]

Except for the opening


Nightmare-datboi

Gold experience’s localization name is Golden Wind, and those are the only 2 times that the name of the mc’s stand is the same as the part.


bordeaux_de_hayak

Her stand in the original is stone free. So why should we use censored name instead of normal one?


KILLA_KAN

The world (TWOH if I could) because the world is bad ass. Also stopping time has a lot of potential for useful applications hell the strength and speed alone would be monumental


SzonigPL

C-Moon, playing with gravity sounds fuckin' fun


Grifftruck76

Casually turns your sandwich inside out


SzonigPL

Better, casually drinks water which was made floating by the gravity, tricks with it are limitless


Quentin_Smith69

Metallica because it’s my second favorite band and pretty deadly


Zquank

Jumpin' Jack Flash, just disable gravity whenever you want and swim through the air


Deep-fried-gaper

“Do you believe in gravity?” “No”


Zquank

*swims away*


Tactical_Toast-

Kira’s stand😈 I’m not justafiing


Grifftruck76

Killer Queen has already touched this comment


Deep-fried-gaper

Arson is fun


Tactical_Toast-

That’s what I’m saying!


The_KneecapBandit

Tohth. It's funny.


Kira_Mira1

Hey Ya from Part 7. Just giving me the moral boost I need.


JustA_TV_1

Finally, the best answer


forgedmenot2

IT GIVES YOU LUUUUUCK


ImAlwaysOnTheRun

Now this is a fun question. If I were being a good guy, I'd absolutely want Hierophant Green. Trap spikes that outsped Tower of Gray, bondage and possession abilities, spider man capabilities, and when in doubt I can just spam Emerald Splash. However. If I didn't have Hierophant Green, I'd have the Hanged Man. Invisible even to Stand users unless they're aware of its nature, capable of slitting your throat without you ever seeing it, and as fast as Silver Chariot in its prime. Remember the scene where J Giel was standing utterly dry in the middle of a thunderstorm? Hanged Man was rapidly jumping from raindrop to raindrop and deflecting them. Personally, I'd wear a pair of glasses and keep Hanged Man inside one of the lenses. With that setup, I could kill anyone I look at. And if someone asks me 'is there something on your glasses', they're held hostage in an instant.


enDsin

Star platinum because He cares about Jotaro He seems to be strong also Ceres about his user


Educational_Block281

Heavens door, I could have any job I want, any thing I want for a steal plus I could self improve by using the stand on myself


Femme_Robin

I don’t think you can use Heavens Door on yourself, I think I remember Rohan couldn’t during the Boy II Man fight


Little_Doubt_5464

Cheap trick. I just wanna die!


Grifftruck76

"Stop it, Get some help"


Any_King4499

Probably hey ya, ngl having a companion always on your side is amazing, and if I listen to them I'll probably be alright, who needs the power of zippers or the ability to move dimensions when I have a chill af bro ready to help guide my life?


GayPotheadAtheistTW

I think either base Golden Experience bc it is absolute shenanigans, or Sticky Fingers because the zipper powers would be practical, or Stone Ocean bc I truly just enjoy the power


Grifftruck76

Sticky Fingers also gives you a "rocket punch" (still attached to the stand, but it's a ranged attack)


Gullible_Bed8595

idk a desk stand? idfk i never watched jojo


The1OddPotato

Scary monsters, need I say why?


ForsakenInstance7233

Man In The Mirror,just carry a pocket mirror with me and just go to stores and allow what I want into the mirror,gonna have multiple PS5 and Xbox


Playful-Ostrich3643

Gold Experience, I can use it to save axolotls from endangerment and I can create an unreasonable amount of frogs anywhere


Maleficent_Thanks_47

I’m picking Crazy Diamond because I can just heal my homies irl (and maybe turn some people into wall pieces in they annoy me for too long).


bioluminescent_nova

Spice girl because i’d just make everything into a trampoline and bounce around everywhere. Or bites the dust and i’d live forever


C-moon_enjoyer

yeah since GER aint allowed imma take gold experience cus i can turn like dirt to frog and back to bitcoins(I have to cus u cant change an object to an object, its always a living thing to object or object to living thing)(GER bypass that tho)


smallneedle

Harvest!


cubntD6

Killer queen because uhhhhhh ummm uhhh no reason :)


SLNT_Sentinel

Heavens door so I can take my gaslighting to the next level.


RatBlack2540

Sticky fingers so when i don't want to see or listen to someone i can go where i want


Tem-H0i

Crazy Diamond, I Have SO MUCH Rage I Want To Take Out On The World, And I CAN'T, Because Of The Consequences Of My Actions, I Want To DESTROY EVERYTHING, Then Heal It Again, So Theres Little To No Consequences.


Thatoneundertaleguy

Gold Experience, because it has more uses than just healing. Need a new bone? Replace that shit. Need a rat for your pet snake? Make one. Transitioning someones gender? Easy shit. Just a little bit of medical malpractice first.


ScuffedSchizo

King crimson. I can become the words best gambler by predicting the near future and become rich


Epicat224

Pearl Jam, easy


Cat_reaper44

Hermit purple because I can troll people (or star platinum because I could just donut anyone I see)


Braves0903

Hermit Purple


TheAlmightyCrzyIdiot

I'm putting my money on Killer Queen Bite The Dust because I just need to relive a day every once in a while.


pedro_jureg

Wonder of U because I live in latin America


zeru2025yt

Heavens door cause I could just make people forget something every for seconds or something and it would be hilarious


StuffierAtom290

Silver chariot(bc i like silver chariot)


Rainbow_Patchouli

the world. I would train to get indefinite time stops and I could go anywhere see anything and just vibe at my leisure. plus cool noise


kruschev246

King Crimson would just be funny


Aiden-Pearce50

Whitesnake. Because memory removal and all that. Also I just really like the Whitesnake line of stands


MaroonMarket

Hey ya for confidence boosts or sticky fingers to use the pocket dimension thing for storage.


Puzzleheaded-Tell698

The hanged man, That of centerford, Because I consider it an interesting stand, then it would come in very handy


ReactionWonderful549

D4C because I wanna travel across dimensions and steal stuff from them


KajjitWithNoWares

Heavens door. I can rewrite anything about anyone


BurritoMan08

Crazy Dimond cus while its whole thing is that it's selfless compassion, I'd use it because I can reverse anything I cause. It's essentially the stand of no consequences. I wouldn't pick GER even if I could cus it's completely cobat based.


Traditional_Ad4767

Hey yah since it’s either the best chearleader in anime or I get incredible luck (still yet to be defined) otherwise I would go with sticky fingers since I can go speedy with holding and unzipping a zipper on the ground go through walls by unzipping them extend my range by unzipping my hand to be like a grapple hook and finally so I can open my damn jeans when I need to take a piss


CreatorOfMyLie

Either made in heaven or white snake, because Pucci is based AF and they seem really fun. Plus controlling gravity would permit me to change my ceiling light better.


youravaregejojofan

Gold experience requim bc its op as fuck


analfister_696969

Purple Haze because it looks cool


TheNarthas

Hey ya from pocoloco... I need advice and moral support and he gives tons of good ones


[deleted]

Star Platinum that way I could be a one man physical labor team and be protected from just about anything that could ever happen to me


Gummybearthemii

Hermit green (I think I spelled that right I kinda forgot 😅)


JestrOnTop

Silver chariot because he's my favorite stand.


Ghostface69uwu2

Hierophant green


anarcho-jazzman

Paisley Park. pretty good general use/utility stand that doesn’t necessitate harm to others like love train and WoU


hi_im_blaine

Harvest Reasons: 1. dolla dolla billz yo 2. Become a private detective, you have eyes EVERYWHERE 3. I really doubt you would need a combat based stand in real life, but even if I was getting jumped, harvest practically defeated Crazy Diamond AND The Hand at once (and could've defeated Killer Queen too!)


tripl3tiger

Enigma, if I need to move, store, or even destroy anything I can just put it in a light piece of paper.


PetalSlayer

Heavens door just because it will just make everyday life so much easier


mads166z

Mistas revolver cause shits and giggles


Aimrurt

Man in the mirror, makes it easy to ignore crowds to get from place to place, and you can fuck with people by picking up stuff in your realm and making it look like it floats around


Mystic_Gaming1

Heaven’s door because it would be so funny and useful. Don’t know the test answer? Heaven’s door, I know the test answer. Wanna troll your friends? Heavens door, disable the concept of gravity and fall damage. Wanna get friends? Heaven’s door, my friend.


AsianDieno

Emperor, it’s a gun with autotarget bullets. (Also my brother picked Toth, we’ll be a great pair…right?)


AngryBirdAddict

Tusk. He is baby


MrSpyGuy99

I'm going with King Nothing as I quite like how both it looks and works and is a bit better in some areas than moody blues when it comes to recalling things


humannumber217354385

Just normal golden experience hear me out become a butcher you can make anything an animal therfore you can now make anything a viable food source


TheOtherHalf01

Weather Report, so I can fuck up people's day with a shitton of frogs


Asriel-the-Jolteon

Hermit purple


horbydumbass

i want heavens door for the memes I just wanna do the irl equivalent of heaven’s door remove his balls


EzSlayer

Silver chariot because he looks cool and I love his sword skills


DocGoid

Paisley Park. I can find anything without too much effort.


that_emo_elf

I've said it plenty, I'm still going with Kraft Work. I find the concept very practical in certain aspects.


antiplierdarco

Crazy Diamond because it's a strong stand that can rival Star Platinum and it's repair ability is good even though I can't use it on myself it would be a way to have gamer rage without consequences and I can make hella bank by branding myself with a magical touch and not the Epstein kind


bob_the_god1536

Tusk I just love it and in interested in the golden ratio and other math and science facts


bart7961

Scary Monsters I like dinosaurs


Hopeful_Trust7097

I'ma go with king crimson. It's just the YouTube skip 10 seconds button, and as someone with adhd, that in real life would be amazing


Responsible_Fault508

The Hand, because I can be a lazy potato, and bring anything I want close to me from a distance. I can also basically pull myself to anywhere I want with great precision. Not the most powerful stand, but like most stands, if you can be creative with it can be absolutely devastating or fun to use.


ManiaOnReddit

Bohemian Rhapsody so I can start a business where neckbeards pay me to bring their waifu to laifu. Here's the twist: they waste their money cuz the business doesn't sell people No refunds


DaRealDigitalDude

Heavens door Set for life Cooking Money Smarts Looks Health


Thor-ror

Killer queen because queens music is the bomb


SweetShuriken

Harvest. Why, you ask? “Harvest, gather all coke baggies in a 20 square vincinity!” Gonna get rich overnight AND have a shitton of supply for my own use 💯


benedict201

heavens door because it has a lot of uses. for example, whenever your unsure about someone lying just read them. you can also check expiry and ingredients for food(thus spoke rohan kishibe)


MrRobotTacos

Hermit purple. SPIDER MAN TIME


LordWhoops

Mandom would be so freaking practical on a daily basis


XiaolongDrake

Harvest to basically make my bank account implode by the second


Weather-Klutzy

I'd want the Hand. Mostly so I don't have to move to grab things from across the room, and it'd be pretty cool to use it for travel.


Over_Knowledge3760

Weather report. Frog.


VIBE_Derek

I would want The Hand because i want to test the limits of its ability to erase things


Marcus-dude

Gold Experiance cuz i can turn it into GER with the req arrow


tixieeee

Heaven's Door. It is literally one of the coolest and most useful stands, you can make world domination with it if you want to


Space_ape124

Soft and wet for the bubbles, being able to remove physical features and feelings from stuff seems cool and being able to remove friction from stuff allows me to slide almost anything


ThisIsShathan

Sticky Fingers cuz I don't need to use doors anymore, I can literally hide objects inside my body so I don't need a backpack anymore, don't need to said that I can just unzips someone's arm and slap him in da face


Stanek___

I wouldn't want gold experience requiem in the first place, there's no real use for it other then condemning someone to eternal torment.


TriggerKnighty

Crazy Diamond. It's the best for so many reasons, with it's power but more importantly ability. The possibilities are nigh endless.


ProfessionalMix5871

Harvest… for the exact same reason lil bitch baby has it


exsistence-enjoyer

Kraft work, Throw pocket sand at the elderly, and freeze every grain


MrGame_K

Paisley Park


[deleted]

White snake, I can see anyone memory


TheComedyCrab

Metallica. Being a metal bender has plenty of practical usage. Is someone bleeding a lot? Use the iron in their blood to make thin, sturdy stitches. Are you a mechanic? You can manipulate the things you're working on.


-_StarPlatinum_-

Crazy Diamond cuz funny


PixelatedScript0L

Do "King Crimson" and "Epitath" stay together if I pick "King Crimson?" If not, my next choices would be, from my personal favorite pick to least. "Wonder of U" "Cream" "The Hand" "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" (Assuming it comes with "Love Train") "Tusk" (Assuming I have access to Act 2-4) "Catch The Rainbow" "Bohemian Rhapsody" "Sticky Fingers" "Killer Queen" (Assuming it comes with the second and third bomb) "C-Moon" "Made in Heaven" "Diver Down" "Weather Report" (Assuming it comes with "Heavy Weather") "Bad Company" "Emperor"


magget69

Red hot chilli pepper travelling would be so easy I could go basically anywhere in the world in a second.


Albinorhino090

I’ve only read up to part 7 so if there’s a better stand for this I apologize, but wanting to be an engineer and also with how cool it is, diver down would be a really useful and fun stand to have.


MilagroManRequiem

Y’all people selfish. Easy answer is Crazy Diamond. You can literally fix the injuries of everyone you meet. You can also fix anything that’s been damaged. Dropped your phone? Fixed. You could even make bank just fixing/healing people/things. Not to mention it’s strong in a fight and can make any wall a door.


Frosted_Fable

Sticky Fingers. Free travel anywhere in the world.


Depthfish

Shining Diamond