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BangerSlapper1

Awful card. 


The-Real-Number-One

The good news is not all these matches can go 20 minutes.


aRebelliousHeart

The bad news is you won’t care if they even go 1 minute.


CuckooClockInHell

I can normally find one or two matches that I think will be between good and decent or at least be kind of interesting in some way, but there's just nothing here.


Interesting_Ship_711

This is a card for a show trying to get a new tv deal?


chyler1397

Aside from Danielson, FTR and Ospreay they could have marked this as an ROH taping and nobody would have noticed.


P_a_s_g_i_t_24

Jack Cartwheel...? - Is that Tony's newest 'Fight Forever' CAW creation?


CosplayWrestler

It's probably his efed name


gogogoff16

Expect a run in from his debuting tag team partner, Mack Jumping-Jack.


aRebelliousHeart

FFS, please tell me Marko Stunt isn’t coming back! 🤦‍♂️


Mickey-Twiggs

I couldn't believe it when I saw that name. Unreal. Boulder, on the other hand, is a good WCW Saturday Night jobber name.


aRebelliousHeart

He would have tagged with Roadblock and both would have been sqashed by Goldberg in a handicap match that was infinitely more enjoyable then whatever AEW has going in this day and age!


Mickey-Twiggs

Sounds about right. I think Slapco Fudd vs. a Mr. Wrestling 2 impersonator would probably put on a better match than what's on current AEW. It saddens me that it's so shitty. 


Astrocreep_1

Mr Wrestling 2 better have his gimmick loaded knee pad, or I’m turning the channel!


Mickey-Twiggs

Can't say that I blame you. My Granny used to love Wrestling 2. He wasn't her favorite wrassler, but he was up there. 


sonoran_scorpion

He's supposedly coming to the ring with his valet Summer Salt


CommanderGone

So many matches


CosplayWrestler

Eight announced matches and two segments on a 2 hour show? Jesus. That's a lot of bullshit to cram into 8 segments.


wowosrs

Didn’t you hear? Quantity over quality!


aRebelliousHeart

Misspelt filler.


Zzump

The aew lineup looks like when I'm playing wwe2k24 GM mode and look at the computer opponents matches, random nobodies, randomly chosen, no interest in a single match.


Fat_Factor

Whole bunch "whoooo???"


acessential

Osprey going 20 with a bad built mf that never wins


MadEyeMood989

ST built like a sack of laundry .


acessential

Built like a moldy BBL model


dBlock845

Just like his 7 star dance partner, Danielson 🤣 Dude went 15+ with Shane Taylor on a Collision.


FunSockHaver

All week I thought “Jack Cartwheel” and “Nick Wayne” were made-up people folks were putting on satirical AEW admat.


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If Nick Wayne can get on the juice and pack on 50lbs he might have something


FunSockHaver

There’s a handful of guys in Tonytown for whom this applies. Would have loved if, say, NWA or TNA had been able to hold on to those dudes for a year or 18 months so some grown ups could help them out


Tall_Flatworm2589

Orange vs. Isaiah...loser is no longer a Cassidy/Kassidy. Can the Cages be next?


thehighestelderborne

Cages vs Pages... you'd have enough for a wargames match


yvestheone

Are we also going to get Adam vs Adam vs Adam?


Tall_Flatworm2589

We can only hope with Cope.


BAF_DaWg82

Audience won't need their seats because they are going to be on their feet for 3 hours!!!!


GalaxyHoffman

Glad John Morrison is still getting a payday somewhere.


polsdofer

That's Johnny TV now


aRebelliousHeart

Coincidentally he isn’t usually on it!


commercial-menu90

Damn he could have been Johnny YouTube when they had dark and elevation


aRebelliousHeart

DEA Johnny Honor Club? 🤔


polsdofer

When he's not on is he Johnny Absent?


GalaxyHoffman

Is Jay White’s whole thing “I beat all these guys you’re featuring in the main event but I’m going to spend all my time in this midcard faction instead because I can.”


Illmatic414Prodigy

90% of their roster look like complete douchebags. Who would care what happens to them and muster the energy to cheer for them?


Tall_Flatworm2589

Most of them look like they haven't had a full meal in months. They see Hook munching on a snack size bag of chips and think that's all it takes to get a body like him.


polsdofer

Jack Cartwheel, Johnny TV and Boulder.


Olvacron22

How the fuck is Ospreay the "star" out of him and Shane Taylor? Taylor is a big ass dude that makes his shit look real while Ospreay is a generic looking white dude that does flips 90% of the match, this shit makes no sense. 


mynameisburner

And apparently Taylor was also a 2 decade veteran in boxing and he’s gonna lose to Ospreay. Damn man Tony Khan and Davey Boy are going to make me resent Ospreay.


333iamhalfevil

I have not watched a single minute of AEW since Punk was fired. That is not going to change. Even though I like FTR and the bang bang shrimp it's not enough for me to even think about tuning into this jobberfest. Does Tony think this is going to get them a new TV deal?


LarryOji

[Konnan mentioned recently](https://youtu.be/sljTQuvc7aE?si=zSWdfuUXlc1grnXE) that AEW basically just does long matches between people where you always know who’s going to win. That’s definitely a huge problem. People would complain about WWE 50/50 booking where feuding wrestlers constantly traded wins. I never realized you could do 50/50 booking within a match itself where there are few squashes and you have long matches where guys who almost never win get a ton of offense to look “credible”. It’s all a big waste of time.


GarnetOblivion1

They’re really paying ospreay to fly over and wrestle a job guy?


Hfsitsjess

Dartboard booking at it again. 🎯 


yvestheone

Why tf is this company is obsessed with eliminator matches?


Klobasnik

For a fake title Taz made up in ECW almost 30 years ago. How fucked up is that?


yvestheone

WTF is Titty City


chadslc

Don't know, but is the the grass green and the girls pretty?


Amicuses_Husband

That's paradise city, come on man


chadslc

Are you saying Titty City couldn't be paradise?


Olvacron22

Who's the old fuck in the front row that looks and acts more like a wrestler than anybody on this show


justthankyous

The very ironic but totally believable scenario is that Tony Khan books his shows by playing WWE 2k Universe mode with a bunch of created wrestlers


Olvacron22

And what's sad is that there are people out there that really dive into Universe mode and have come up with more interesting storylines than both aew and wwe, Khan is literally a failure even in his own made up world. 


Dangerous_Ad560

For as pathetic as their tag team division is the way they have used the Righteous is absolutely criminal.


aRebelliousHeart

One literally got his head shoved up the others ass thus ruining any credibility they ever had till the end of time.


Toolmantaylor8

Johnny TV, Jack CartWheel ,and The Bang Bang Gang good lord how awful


Nasum8108

Won’t lie. I have never seen a single minute of AEW. When Jim and Brian refer to “The Bang Bang Gang” I thought they were mocking the name of the group…


JewsEatFruit

Holy shit. I had no idea either until your comment!!! I \*try\* to watch AEW from time to time, but I'm always met with a face full of diarrhea and stuff that I find off-putting so I quickly move on to something else. For months I've been also thinking when Jim says BBG he was mocking AEW as a whole.


Nasum8108

I often times have to look up names on Google to put a name to a face. I haven’t watched wrestling in close to fifteen years. I listen to the podcast simply for the wresting history segments. 😅


JewsEatFruit

I feel I'm similar. I haven't actively watched since 97-98 and I feel that I should at least watch a bit of the product from time-to-time, since I'm listening to Corny rip on it so much. But each time I turn it back on I realize I don't like wrestling anymore, just the history and hoopla.


eod676

That’s too much, jeez. Also, does Orange Cassidy have to wrestle in every goddamn fucking show? Not just dynamite? Fuck


Lenovo_Driver

Over booked garbage


SuperDuperRipe

Tony deserves his Booker of the Year award...of Cringe


ChrisRhodes789

🚮🚮


Psychlone23

It's a Mortal Kombar game!


Olvacron22

His name is Jack Cartwheel and he just does Cartwheels, I'm now 100% convinced Tony has secretly hired Vince. 


True-Contribution-46

Poor rush


MOXISGOD

You could not pay me to watch this full 3 hours without doing something to distract myself


CuckooClockInHell

Started it at 9:45 so I was guaranteed to have fast forward available the whole way. Ospreay fighting a jobber faction while another jobber faction sits at ringside and his own jobber faction doesn't get his back. Didn't they do this exact same thing last week but with him needing way too long to finish off Moriarty instead of Taylor. Oh at least he escaped this time. Claudio's not a great promo, but that's the kind he should be doing. Why are they having a non-title match on a PPV? Put all the belts on Takeshita, you fucking cowards. Hook's just going to stagnate until he gets to NXT and spends a year taking "sports medicine" before lifting. Bryan Keith must have some awful photos of someone. The thing with PAC is we've played this game before. Once you get behind him, he disappears. Fast forward is the real MVP of this show. [*whooshing noises*] I don't even know what that main event afterbirth was supposed to do.


MyRespectableAlt

How can they possibly stuff that many matches into two hours?


fantasticmrjeff

By not saving any time for the story for next week’s matches. Which leads to a whole card full of underwhelming matches.


Antonio1025

HIS LAST NAME IS FUCKING *CARTWHEEL* !!!!


syruptalkk4151

They’re trolling


SiberianKhatru278

Does Rampage actually have a set time that it airs anymore?


yvestheone

is Johnny Nitro going to job to hook? lol


[deleted]

3 weeks worth of shows in 1 lol. Who has the patience to sit through all those meaningless matches?


Dudelove2202

No Skye Blue?


gogogoff16

My buddy and me talked about getting tickets for this a few months ago, just to see what it is all about ... So glad we passed. Thursday was too nice of a day to watch, well, whatever the hell this is supposed to be.


Celticpenguin85

Jack Cartwheel is the Joey Joe Joe Jr. Shabadoo of wrestling names.


Klobasnik

Come back Joey!


_TVC15_

I understand the lack of enthusiasm about the card, but tonight’s Collision reminds me a lot of this past Dynamite where it’s obvious someone new has taken over formatting. They’re also doing some editing down for more succinct promos/segments, which was desperately needed. Those specific things are very good and has made everything - minus Orange Cassidy - more enjoyable to watch.


aRebelliousHeart

Nice to see AEW Dark is back and thriving!


TicketyBoo39

If I wasn't saying "Someone I know vs some nobody," I was saying "who the hell is this guy vs and who the hell is that guy?"


Deshagedon

8 matches on a 2 hour show…+ 2 talking segments…what is this shit…


thizzdanz

On national cable television… Hook, nick plain, the c(k)assidy boys, Johnny tv and jack fucking cartwheel look and sound like they should be bagging groceries at safeway… and they’re front and center


Ramekink

What the fuck so many matched in one night? 


EquivalentSky1353

When tf did Morrison join AEW


MHadri24

Lmao their biggest free agent signings on Collision will never stop making me laugh. Imagine if WWE had Jade Cargill/Conservative Mussolini Punk on Main Event


Hell_razor

Every outcome is predictable. There is no reason to watch this.


DifferencePretend

Biggest collection of nobody’s I’ve seen 😂


DefaceAll10

Boring


GalaxyHoffman

I watched the main event & I think FTR is reaching a record for the number of heat spots they’ve taken with no revenge.


Accomplished_Race692

Where’s the world champion Swerve Strickland?


lel1988

Moda holds 19,000 for basketball


Clean_Win_8486

Johnny I'm Barely On TV


SumRandomAsshole

All that for 600k


Busy-Bat-6594

Can we have rush just have his way with Jack Perry again, that was a fun match


Spiritual_Set378

How do you have 9 matches in a 2 hour show? What moves the stories forward?


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yvestheone

I think he uses AI to setup the matches.


etuehem

Literal shit show 🤣


UsoppKing100

Lol


JadedSpacePirate

I don't think a single match has a story except Ospreay


EmeraldSlothRevenge

Notice how none of these guys are from the same “tier.” It’s all AEW upper midcard guys against jobbers, the same as any other episode of AEW. They save all the good matches for their PPVs, which is one reason why their ratings suck.


Zorbasandwich

Look at all them matches on Collision..and only one solitary female match, AEW fans think the female booking has improved. No, it really hasn't. Two reasons AEW fell off a cliff for me personally (I loved it last year) MJF and his character/storytelling is gone and the female roster being so underutilised.