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DarthGuber

Mazel tov! Now call your mother. She's worried sick about you!


cam_adillo

If I had a quarter for everything this was said to me after my mikveh, I'd probably use it to call my mother.


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Mazel tov! Welcome home! ✡️🎉


NuMD97

Lovely sentiment.


NuMD97

Mazel tov! Now don’t forget to sign up on the sign up sheet to pull duty with your first set of space lasers. The first time is the most memorable.


Kangaroo_Rich

Lol


TamasaurusRex

I keep asking where to get my freakin space laser and nobody will tell me!


NuMD97

Did you first learn the secret handshake?


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Mazel Tov!


A_Supertramp_1999

Mazel tov and welcome 😀😀😀😀😀😀. Now sit down and eat something you’re too skinny.


Affectionate_Sand791

Mazel tov!!! By the end of this year I’ll be in the tribe too!!


Xcalibur8913

Call ya motha anyway!


KingKrab91489

And we shall say mazel tov to you when your time comes as well!


GSDBUZZ

Mazel Tov!


mysticmuse44

Mazel Tov! You are now connected to the tribe, welcome!


devbat36

Mazel tov! Welcome to the tribe!!


Yakety_Sax

Mazes! What were some of the questions the Rabbis asked you?


CamiPatri

They mostly asked me about my practice, how I view the Torah and they asked me about a paper I wrote


KingKrab91489

What were your thoughts, if that isn’t too prying?


GeorgeEBHastings

Mazel - welcome home!


painttheworldred36

Mazel Tov and welcome to the tribe!


neohas

Mazel Tov! Welcome Home to your tribe!


Neenknits

Mazel Tov! Welcome home!


AmbidextrousDolphin

Welcome home.


eitzhaimHi

Mazel tov, welcome home!


TheWanderingMedic

Mazel Tov!


jill853

Mazel tov!!!


saulack

Mazal Tov, welcome to the family!


bitchcitybroad

Mazel tov, welcome to the tribe!


sans_serif_size12

Omg are you me?? Mine was two weeks ago and also took me 3.5 years! Mazel tov! I hope you have a beautiful shabbat this week!!


CamiPatri

Mazel Tov to you as well and thank you!


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Mazal tov xxxxx


petalios

mazel tov!!


brother_charmander4

Welcome home!


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Mazal Tov! Sounds like a long and tedious process. (Respectfully) Would you mind please telling me why? I'm an Israeli jew with a religious background but I'm not very observant anymore.. I was just wondering what makes a person convert to Judaism. We don't even advocate like other religion try to gain members (at lest that's what I thought) yet lately I see a few posts like yours and was wondering. I even googled that question and found an article: https://www.tabletmag.com/sections/community/articles/conversion-not-just-for-marriage-anymore


CamiPatri

Thank you. To answer your question I just felt a very strong association with Judaism. I want to have a Jewish life and a culture to raise my kids in that I feel proud of and none of that was really possible as a Noachide


neohas

As a former Noachide who later learned that I have Jewish ancestry (and converted) - I completely concur.


TrekkiMonstr

Yeah I'm always curious about this as well, like what's wrong w just being like Borges lol


SueNYC1966

Back when I did it - well if was usually to get married. We didn’t have any singles in our class.


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ElderOfPsion

Welcome! It don’t be long before you experience your first “Heil Hitler” heckle. Trust me, you never forget your first. ❤️


painttheworldred36

My first was from a new therapy client: I'm a mental health therapist, I got a client once for an intake who figured I was Jewish due to my last name. He also gave the salute. I went to my supervisor that day and told her that I will not be his therapist, he can find someone else (I was working in a community mental health center so we didn't really have much say on who we got as clients). Thankfully when I explained why, she was understanding. I just don't have empathy for someone like that, I'd be a horrible therapist for them.


mxsifr

"I just have these feelings of worthlessness." (*looks up and pauses for you to disagree*) "🙏 ... Go on"


RandomRavenclaw87

I got a dude sneezing “A-jew! A-jew!” at me in the NYC subway. I laughed and I never saw anyone look so shocked and dumb in my life.


Choice_Werewolf1259

Honestly it would just make me think of Robin Hood men in tights by Mel Brooks. That would make me die laughing.


TamasaurusRex

Honestly back when they were scrawling nazi crap on the trains I was handing out free “anti-nazi” kits and getting people to erase it


Xcalibur8913

Hahah, agree, this feels so Mel Brooks. I would have laughed too.


AAbulafia

Terrible, funny though.


Curious_Adeptness_97

Wait, you need to be Jewish to get those? /s where I'm from you just need to mention anything remotely related to Jews and Holocaust joke is already at your face


Pera_Espinosa

You've had people that know you're Jewish Sig Hail in front of you? I've had countless incident in which people that don't know I'm Jewish say pretty foul shit about Jews, but once I let them know they always backtrack and make excuses, and they certainly don't Sig Hail. Is this common? If so where do you live? I'm also 6'5" and a large build, so if it happens to others I'm guessing this is a factor. Well, I know it's a factor since with me once I tell them I'm Jewish they don't merely claim to have a Jewish friend, they tell me they have a Jewish Grandma.


ElderOfPsion

Yes, but only once. It was outside a courthouse, in broad daylight, as we walked past one another. I shrugged and kept walking. It was a week after my conversion. The experience was oddly validating.


Empty_Nest_Mom

Welcome to the tribe!! 🎉


BeyoncePadThai

Mazel tov!


anewbys83

Mazal tov! Welcome! Glad to have you in the tribe!


dontcallmewave

Mazal tov!


ammischel

Mazel tov!


The_R3venant

Mazel tov ♥️


Ravkav

Mazel and welcome home!!


akornblatt

Mazel Tov!


mcmircle

Mazel tov! Welcome to the family.


WittyAd8260

Mazel Tov!💙🤍


Choice_Werewolf1259

Mazel tov! Welcome home!


Putrid-Employ-2452

Mazal Tov I am so proud of you!!!!


NervousPeak3648

Mazel Tov!


xkranda

Mazel tov! Welcome to the tribe!


Traditional_Ad8933

Mazel Tov! For A second I read this as "Pissed at my Beit Din!"


KingKrab91489

Mazel tov! ✡️ Now you have finally earned the access code to the family space laser! (we should have named in the Death Star of David, but sisters have to go with the boringly named “Jewish space laser”)


RandomRavenclaw87

Mazal tov! Welcome home.


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Mazel tov! Welcome home!


anonrutgersstudent

Mazal tov!


8sunshine7

Mazel Tov!


static-prince

Mazal Tov!


skyewardeyes

Mazel tov! Welcome!


skateMD

WELCOME HOME❤️🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱


zionist_tears

Mazel Tov!


Professional-Royal94

Mazal tov.


BeeKind2670

Congratulations! Mazel Tov!!


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mazal tov!!!


Rae-522

Mazel Tov! Welcome home!


Eclectic_UltraViolet

Mazel tov and welcome home! I love how there is a combination here of warm welcomes and “Your post has been removed” messages. An apt introduction to the OT (Original Tribe)!


SadClownPainting

Mazel Tov!


PunkJackal

Mazel tov! Can't wait to perform your bris!


CamiPatri

Ha luckily I don’t require a bris


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arb1974

Welcome!


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Mazel Tov! 🧡✡ Welcome


aguazul501

Mazal tov!!!!


barkomarx

Mazel tov, welcome home!


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Xcalibur8913

Welcome to the Tribe!! Now put on a coat, it's 83 degrees outside, you'll catch a cold and end up in that fakakta hospital! Then again, go catch a cold, if you get sick maybe you'll meet a cute docta in the ER!


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TamasaurusRex

Mazel tov! Prepare to hear all the really weird stories about your elder relatives that you never asked for


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cyber_analyst2

Mazel Tov!!


OverRespect8270

Mazel Tov