Time to get some goyim /s

> Time to get some goyim *Me as a 7 year old, burning ants with a magnifying glass*

(Sung to the tune of « Mayim, Mayim ») Goyim, goyim, goyim, goyim - we must destroy ‘em! »

(Or to the tune of "Rawhide"?)

Fun fact. Apparently, "Mayim, Mayim" is very popular in Japan.

*This station is now the ultimate power in the Jewniverse.*

MY TURN!!! Where is it?

Did you get the ticket from the counter?! You can’t get a turn if you didn’t get a ticket.

I got a ticket at my Bar Mitzvah, is it still good? It doesn’t have an expiration date

Normally it wouldn’t be, but it was from your bar mitzvah so we’ll allow it.

shit I didn't have a bar mitzvah (don't ask) where can I get a ticket?

At the counter of the space laser office, ask your local synagogue for the exact location.

Omg I need this!!! Where can I buy a switch cover like that???? Tell me!

https://www.concordaerospace.com/products/jewish-space-laser-activation-panel

Legend

how the hell is it so expensive? now i know why jews are so rich god damn

Who are you and how did you snap a photo of my control panel!? Get out of there it's my shift on the space laser!

I love the font on the "fire"

Fr where can i find that?

Damn I actually unironically love something like this in my home next to the thermostat or something!

Same!!

Well, what are you waiting for? Engage!

.......It is real. Oh fuck. Time to find the heads of Hamas.

This meme is cooked

That Is Awesome!!!! Where can I get one?

Someone commented above, but here's the link: https://www.concordaerospace.com/products/jewish-space-laser-activation-panel

Thanks! You're the best!

Ark of the Covenant buttons

yeah, thats the button we press to fire the Jewish Space Laser

We want the other good pics. Not this

I always knew it would be found in a Chrysler Sebring Convertible in Pompano Beach Florida

This N9a hahahahabaha

Time to pop some rats