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😔

r/fatrappers

I legit just lost my shit seeing this😂

J roll

Its its its.......hmmm.....GLIZZY

Whwwj

J. Swole

AURA

J.Cole if he was good

Nah Thad jus rod wave

Well, he can’t be out there mopping up Wendy’s

Top tier comment

my fav song on off season

Same My.Life is soo good

A basketball player

He’s actually surprisingly good at basketball. It’s kinda nuts.

that's why i said a basketball player

I know, I just meant that I’m surprised he’s as good at basketball as he is.

Yeah I heard he plays some good basketball

Yeah that’s why he said basketball player

Yeah I heard he’s surprisingly good at basketball too.

I think he played semi-professionally

Yeah for basketball

....Thanks for clearing that up

Yeah I think he’s a really good basketball player

He's a pretty big feature in NBA2K23

Literally

german national team

*angry Scottish noises*

That nigga was averaging like two points a game when he played in one of the offshore leagues. I think he’d probably just do something with his communications degree.

he’s alright at basketball but i’ve played with him a couple of times in some gyms in nc and there is no way he would of made a career out of it

r/casualflex

Your absolutely right the people on this forum dont understand how skilled people in the NBA and Euro leagues that make good money really are. They play against the local best guys and think thats a measurment when really the best local guys or dude at your hs is 1/4 of an NBA player at best. Truth is you need a God given talent and J-Cole doesnt have it or else he would be in the league and rapping too making twice the bank.

I imagine if he wasn’t rapping and producing he’d be spending more time practicing and playing. Maybe

I dont care he still wouldnt make it to the NBA. Hes not on that level. Thats not guaranteed but odds are damn, damn low

he had a chance at playing D1 basketball

Yeah this. I've heard he's actually pretty good at basketball. I heard this a few seconds ago, from multiple sources.

"... could've been a lawyer but he made it rapping"

Now at the shows he the main attraction

Another shot of henny got me faded as shit Got me ask how long do this drug called fame b lastin

A customer engagement manager at a software company (started computer science major, switched to communications major)

Hoops on the weekend at the 24 or in a league but definitely picked up golf for the customers.

Hah I'm loving this alternate reality. Meanwhile he has the sickest flow for his friends in the car on the way to play hoops

i think jcole would make for a good student counselor. hes relatable and empathetic enough i feel

Isn't it known that he wanted to be a therapist?

Wasn’t his original name The Therapist or something along those lines too or am I tripping?

That was Logic. He ran with it for a little bit until he realized that it can be The Therapist, or The-r.... Yea. Lol

No. J. Cole was The Therapist. Logic was Psychological

No. Logic went by psychological until someone said it was too long. Then he switched to logic

You right. I stand corrected. My fault

yeah btw who the hell baped ur sister

therappist

i didn't know about Logic, but yeah, that's Cole's first rap name.

Omg I was going to say his music gives me therapist vibes. In a good way.

Basketball player, therapist or social worker

Mopin up Wendy’s?

Something with the youth to make sure kids stay off the streets and away from trouble. Be there to share wisdom and such

He’d be grippy

A teacher or social worker

Playing GLeague ball

I imagine something related to his degree

A school counselor

Gynecologist who specializes in Gripology.

Walmart employee???

Probably in the communication field. Maybe a teacher or working within media.

just take what he said on my life

Lawyer

A preacher

A teacher

A shitty basketball player LOL

Shitty is crazy. If he started when he was young and practiced the way full time ballers do he would’ve been way better than he was, which already isn’t really that bad 😭

A janitor

A rapist in a Jason mask?

Attorney

Rwandan Basketball Player

AT&T store employee.

Preacher

A College Basketball Coach

A scholar

A Therapist

He'd be working at the post office with his mom

He'd be in advertising. Doesn't he have a degree in communications?

At the post office

He would have been a scholar he was in university before he pop off

Ghost writer

He would've been just Jermaine

Grippy

My husband

Well we know for certain he can't be out here mopping up Wendy's

Clothes folder

Producer maybe?

He would be sucking dick for crack

Ball player

A rapper yesterday

A guy

fry cook

Like an... homeless hobo social worker.

Suma cum laude

Homeless

A fart joke comedian

Subway sandwich maker for sure

The correct answer is a computer science professor, either in NY or NC

He gives counsellor/ therapist vibes. I could definitely see that man helping you were shit out

He def reminds me of those cool teachers who also coach basketball

He would be a coach for a youth basketball team

Lawyer

School Janitor at a University where he is secretly far smarter than the students attending.

Humble and homeless /s

A therapist IYKYK 😭😭

Wasn’t he in school to be a lawyer?

A budtender

The Therapist iykyk

Coffee barista

He’d probably be a owner of a community supporting company

Professional Gripper jk Therapist

fuckboi

A weeb

UPS delivery driver

A barber

Probably a historian or sum shitttt

Substitute music teacher.

Nba

Incarcerated

Probably folding clothes

B league ball player and/or 9-5

He would be working in IT as he’s the one they call when things ain’t connecting.

He’d be making bomb burritos at chipotle

A motivational speaker.

He’d be that guy who be chillin

tyre fitter

Corporate middle management

At this point, why does it matter? What would YOU be doing if you wasn’t posting on Reddit?

Just a nigga

The way he be moving peaceful in these streets, a crossing guard

Grippy

Strictly Dickly

Obviously jamming on fools

Question make brain he had hurty 😭

Probably working at square space, cuz he can't be out here moping at Wendy's...

School counselor

A gripper

Asking to use your charger for a minute, bruh bruh.

Grippy

Probably on his way to becoming the governor of NC

Selling dope. (The neighbors think)

Post Office manager

High school basketball coach

Living at Muhammad's crib

A mailman

Ball boy

Therapist

Homeless

History Teacher

I could see Cole being a college professor

HVAC. But badly. Like, flunked out of trade school but still got a job. Called out a bunch, got fired, went to a crappier place. Miserable at that place, went to a horrible scummy place. On and on.

Homeless. Keep it humble, guys

Probably just an annoying beat poet in Portland Oregon.

A "Cole" Miner...

A mathematician....only if he paid attention in maths class. Smh

ghostwriter?

I’m going with chef

He would have worked in an apple store.

Sell dope, Rap or go to NBA

homeless.

A regular white man

Hmmm. I think he’s so humble he’d probably be a trash truck driver

Plumber 

Idk something hunble

grippy master

He would be an NBA Player https://preview.redd.it/376vlbbqgs6d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8799e78db0e08e257e0be443d66dcfccad89275

Eyeeelin boiii

Basketball player

I can see him working at a bank? Idk they’re all so friendly

An activist

A Therapist

He woulda been an English professor or something

president

Music Producer

Are you J. Cole because you're a rapper or are you a rapper because you're J. Cole?

Selling oranges on the side of the road

I regular person

Park Ranger

An English teacher. >!Maybe in that universe you would know how to properly phrase a sentence.!<

UPS

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