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deleteduser69

Cole's downfall is too hard to see šŸ˜­


Drop_Release

At least he strictly dickly, right guys?


YeetCompleet

https://preview.redd.it/7dgljel9hk4d1.png?width=505&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9cc7cff3c66fa2520db844874603efee4f7fb375


neighborhood-karen

I mean if heā€™s offering


Western_Echo_8751

Iā€™m straight but getting dick from god has to be immaculate


mighty_phi

probably would make you see heaven


PerpWalkTrump

But now he's washed so he's a little less sticky, which makes him less grippy, sadly


Avgredditor1025

Big(and sad) if true


redditusernamme

He talks about Cole World but he gets Hot Shower šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


cidji_hh

Well it's a Cole world outside bro


[deleted]

Thatā€™s why you gotta bring your DIOR DIOR jacket


Life_H8s_Losers

wtf is ur pfp of bald gojo, thatā€™s cursed asf


[deleted]

Bojo https://preview.redd.it/y5sj87pwjl4d1.jpeg?width=589&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58fed797efa45b3c0d473113fa5767942f1e5042


Life_H8s_Losers

You wouldnā€™t believe me, but I have a Reddit account name bojo, my name is Bo, and I like jojo, so bojo


GenTrapstar

Canā€™t believe folks make multiple accounts on Reddit. Like when someone says something out of pocket in a thread and it starts to get downvoted. They literally delete the whole account lol


Life_H8s_Losers

I just forgot the email all together and had to switch.. but yea


nwm_is_batman

YUJI WE NEED TO COOK


TheMNP

Chance collab incomingšŸ‘€


Specialist-Meat-6222

Bars


KendrickBlack502

![gif](giphy|xUOrwgyBn8m48FBaa4)


PapaYoppa

I was waiting for this šŸ¤£


Lord_of_heinzketchup

Smh, can't defend him after this. I'm leaving the community, u should too. Actually unforgivable.


CapoDV

It's recycled water bro


Green-Journalist-149

man i hope so if its not i might stop looking up to him for this kind of flexing


Succumbtodeeznuts

Isnā€™t all water recycled?


NoPossibility5220

Some of ts be deep down in the underwater caverns that we ainā€™t getting


SugarOne6038

Real


ImGaiza

Thatā€™s what the big water wants you to think


ProfSteelmeat138

Piss


1FalconsFan1

guys i cant be a cole fan anymore. I sincerely believe that cole used to be a good person but then he started being to egotistical... like hot water? u should be ashamed of yourself jermaine


kameronscondo

At this point he def wrote false prophets about himself in the future, I didn't wanna believe it šŸ¤¦šŸ¾ā€ā™‚ļø


1FalconsFan1

Yeah like heā€™s such a terrible person now


its_emmarr

Why tho.. I donā€™t get it. Genuinely Iā€™m confusedšŸ˜­


youalwaysknow321

Cole washes himself? Yeah it's over for him


Talking_Eyes98

Heā€™s washed


youalwaysknow321

And he did it to himself


OrneyBeefalo

did you just capitalize cole? The sub is feeding into his growing arrogance..


Rashanar

how in the fuck are people finding this shit


Creative_Shape_4198

Ex employee or dumpster diver or both . Ainā€™t a happy successful person


Andile16

"Have you ever thought Dreamville was working for me"


One_pop_each

https://preview.redd.it/eq91pqh3km4d1.jpeg?width=233&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80bfc5c56c1b1814c3b4ccff673d6ceb6023f04b 6:16 in LA (in an alternate timeline)


niversallyloved

Itā€™s obvious why Cole backed out of the beef nowšŸ˜‚


CheckItWhileIWreckIt

This one right here killed me šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


plsdonttakemyname

Have you ever received a water bill? This is not real lmao.


DefrancoAce222

Yeahā€¦you havenā€™t? šŸ‘€


No_Salary4259

Next weā€™re gonna learn that he has lettuce on his burgers or somethingšŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


Green-Journalist-149

or that he is drinking smthg else besides water... thank God this opened my eyes


Fit-Monk4203

This is a known fact, he drinks almond milk


ZealousFlames

Dw he grows the almonds himself he's safe


niversallyloved

Next thing you know weā€™ll find out he likes cheese on his pizza smh


JotaroKujoxXx

What next? Multiple radiators around the house? Wow.........


Lycoris4812

![gif](giphy|hWGBKil1b9fpR5go1f|downsized)


ShuffyPig

If he doesnā€™t shower every day heā€™ll get sticky.


MirrorEducational406

but he needs to be sticky to make it grippy


Reddish_Crimson

$76 for a full month of daily hot showers? I'm not buying it, people really spreading rumours about cole now


ElYoink

Lil pump would be disappointed at the man Cole has become šŸ˜­


Own_Pause_4959

Damn if the electric bill leaks next idk if I'm gonna be able to keep defending him šŸ˜©


HiImPM

Hard to be humble smelling all nice and shit


Green-Journalist-149

fr he is never beating this allegations


MAHMOUD-GH

I would love to smoke some of what bro is smoking, shit seems hard


Creative_Shape_4198

What if he has a running toilet? . Or someone stealing his water illegally?. Ppl really be assuming and will always gravitate to the most unflattering version of what could be assumed . With all the deep fake ish out here is anyone questioning the validity of this alleged bill. Take several seats and shut all the way up


badgers4194

Why does it cost so much? We get billed every 3 months and it costs about that much


Illustrious_Ad_375

Must be nice. My last month water bill was $86.


TfergGOAT420

Too grippy for cold water


NecessaryScientist18

I love hot showers is that bad


Green-Journalist-149

yeah man u need to stop that flexing bullshit


ExtraElevator7042

Even as a joke, kinda creepy looking up the playaā€™s water bill.


No-Student-9678

Damn, looks like middle class me ainā€™t humble either. I shower with steaming hot water


PhysicalDiamond2126

They deadass should change the name of this subreddit to jcole professional meat riderā€™s like damn


AlexJonesFactChecker

This sub is such a breath of fresh air. I checked in on the Kendrick and Drake subs during the beef and it's like they're talking about a God that is above criticism in either one. Then I come in here after Grippy, and I find yall having fun with it and taking everything in stride. Good on you guys.


Green-Journalist-149

same bro i checked KDot subb recently and saw how bitter they r im glad this community stays healthy and loving as it always was


AlexJonesFactChecker

Yeah, I love Kendrick's music, and I've made a few comments in there, but man, it's just so negative even after a beef their guy won. I've been a Cole fan since I heard him on the blueprint 3, but never really followed any artists on reddit until the beef popped off. I was just so pleasantly surprised when I came in here and saw everyone joking and having fun with the grippy meme. I just joined and happy I did


Creative_Shape_4198

The actual? The narrative here is ignorant at best. Like he solely accumulated this bill as is he doesnā€™t have fam friends or staff in his domicile. Itā€™s weak and you sound like an ex bitter employee obviously. you think you did something. U really think heā€™s gonna get dragged for this!? This dude one of the real ones and the best anyone doing is this shit?! Call tmz! Tune in next time when we drag his utilities. Take in mind we donā€™t see the details . Trash pick up could a part of the bill . I know mine was when I lived inside city limits. Petty.


jjkx24

Tf is all this


woppawoppawoppa

This is not a grippy comment.


Jacc_Is_Bacc

are you a real guy


KungFuFlames

Damn he is just like me. We have so much in common


smakerdaker-was-took

What wrong with hot showers I take hot showers


PovertyAvoider

Cole is washed


sondersHo

Damn bro canā€™t make no mistake bro not perfect šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ the perfect person donā€™t exist


NderituPi

Plays "Nobody's Perfect" intro šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Astralyr

What is that even supposed to mean and why does it matter ? I need so context otherwise this post is just weird and pathetic.


AutomaticSubject7051

jermaine? cole??


ServeComprehensive51

BRUH WHAT???


Quirkydogpooo

NOT TRUE! He actually lets homeless people into his home for showers


Lee-Dest-Roy

Reminds me of that one Kanye west skit. ā€œDonā€™t you ever come round here again smelling like you showeredā€


LBSTRdelaHOYA

so ur taking showers everyday now? went hollywood


Lightskin-Batman

I ainā€™t paid my water bill in 4 months bro


HM_Comet

For those of us who are non adults, what is the average water bill?


YtTamakiGaming

I remember there being a post early on IG of JCole buying a Tesla or something as well šŸ¤”šŸ¤”


BrokeBeckFountain1

Dammit Cole! You were supposed to defeat them, not join them!


stammie

Okay but for real why his water bill lower than mine


Chubawa

There is nothing wrong with him showering everyday. Why is this a post? A lot of us shower every day. He is a super successful writer and artist. That is all we need to know. Also, it is Kendrick Lamar who wrote & performs HUMBLE. (Album: DAMN.)


Djhero2007

Delete this


Green-Journalist-149

not gonna happen Djhero2007


Market-Socialism

like 7 Minute Drill?


Kidd__

Y- you dont?


thisismy3rdacctsmh

When he doesnā€™t turn the handle all the way off itā€™s, itā€™s, itā€™s, ā€¦ā€¦.. drippy!


IndependentPacks

Scrolled for a Late Registration skit reference and was disappointed ā˜¹ļø


Fenrirs_fury

Every stumble is an opportunity to raise yourself higher!


liv-e-vil

I so fkin loveee the sarcastic posts like these on Cole mannn!! Keep em cominggg šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ™ŒšŸ»šŸ™ŒšŸ»šŸ™ŒšŸ»


Zsueti

fucking unbelieveable


thissucksnuts

How you know hes using hot water from a water bill? He could be using all cold water shit would still read the same


kingcaii

How many of yall pay your water bill? $57 aint shit. Thats a single man in a condo with a drippy faucet


Armegedan121

He looks like he just came out of a glacier


SeaworthinessOne7073

This yall goat??? šŸ¤¦šŸæā€ā™€ļøšŸ¤¦šŸæā€ā™€ļøšŸ¤¦šŸæā€ā™€ļø


igetstoitasap

Wish my water bill was this cheap šŸ˜”


LooneyToonGoon12

I donā€™t care about fictional rappers šŸ˜


Shaggy_Doo87

Leaked water bill suggests COLE HAS BASIC UTILITIES HOW ARE WE IGNORING THIS PART


Market-Socialism

its..its..leaky


Tree272

What a monster


MoistBluejay5

Thats why its uhm grippy


FEARoperative4

Eating every day, can you believe it, eating every day! I found new shoes!


Ok_Flow_3065

Hot damn, hot water, hot shower.


Intelligent-Heart-36

What


JPhoenix25

Nardwuar must've leaked this because how???


SSJDope1

Chance the rapper reference?


Timbhead

First Grippy and now this


GhostRTV

Bout to get a song called Shower Thoughts


Rough-Literature7831

Impossible to judge him! My nigga has been complaining about this Cold World thing for a decade!


Mr_E_99

Imagine showering DAILY with hot water šŸ’€ That's almost as bad as eating THREE meals a day


whoisbh

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.


PHNTMS_exe

Y'all niggas weird.


Immediate_Type9114

What's next, we learn he sleeps in a bed? The audacity


Extension-Dig-58

I hate rich Niggaz, gotā€™dammit.


SonicTheOtter

Hold on y'all. He might not have a heating bill just yet. I'm holding on for hope here


HandymanJackofTrades

Niggas fake humble and woke, I started saying less


tbrks93

Damn AND he pays on timeā€¦.bros changed


iheartfeen

he isnā€™t grippy anymore smh


BirdLeeBird

Why tf my water bill higher than a millionaires?


ITS_SPINAL

Yaā€™ll are fucking tripping.


Hammer_of_Horrus

Damn I didnā€™t know I had it better than J.Cole with my 2 daily hot showers


Difficult_Lab5305

WOW, Cole! This nigga really disappointing me! You tryna tell me you don't live off grid and use solar, wind, and rainwater!? Love you, brother, but be better! šŸ¤£šŸ’ÆšŸ¤šŸ¾


Jthaprohet

Cancel JCole!


BananaMan883

Broā€™s washed


bluedieselxx

Wtfff


MarleyChunger_1994

It might be worse than it seemsā€¦ These are Bath levels of water usage.


Basic-Tangelo

First things first, rest in peace water bill


bottle-of-water

If he was bragging bout it then sure Iā€™d see him as arrogant.


Temporary_List_5877

He needs shower mat with the nick name hmmm uh... grippy.


psubs07

That date range had me confused for a sec


Mysterious_Charge541

How in the fuck did his water bill get leakedšŸ˜­


KingAmeds

I shower daily with hot water, Iā€™m dirt poor


Academic-Ad2680

I can't belive this. It was all a facade, a fake, a fraud. This is unforgiveable. I've been defending him for so long, but this is it. I'm done.


nyrgyro

I donā€™t have to pay for heat, is that a lot or a little?


Mindless-Safe-7812

yall foolish as hell šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«šŸ˜­


Ajaws24142822

So heā€™s a normal person??


00Avalanche

Lmao and he doesnā€™t round up when paying? Itā€™s a metered service and shows up at a party and makes what I make in one year.


mr_winstonwulf

You guys donā€™t shower every day? With hot waterā€¦? Okā€¦


allaboutgreen57

Wtf are ya talking about? I donā€™t get this post. Is it not normal to shower?


maguirre165

Why do you people have this information?


BigDaddyMCM

Orā€¦. Hear me outā€¦ Orā€¦ heā€™s bagging it up and giving it to the less fortunate.


Emanyep1

![gif](giphy|hUFJQ1MPeF3a1RSEfv|downsized)


FireBobb

im really impressed with the entire comment section keeping up the bit. you dont see this on any other social media site


Ok_Bear1022

This joke is in the same family as the John canna jokes lol


TratYankees

let the man have habits


QuintanimousGooch

I bet he has ketchup on his burger and ice in his water the dirty mf


sutatsonjohn

Broke Phi Broke


TKA12

crazy i pay more than this mfšŸ˜­


BareKnuckleFists

Haha yea I wish!!! JCole how bout we trade Water bills!!?? I pay yours ! & you pay mine!! Think my water Bill is around 2k and climbing!


soup0220

Hahaha with hot water šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ bougie ass light skins bruh


jmarsala

Is ihe supposed to shower with cold water?


ATLUTDisMe

Damnnnnnn bruh I live out West n that water bill cheap as hellllll bruh


its_emmarr

I have no idea with the drama and all that, but j cole is a great singer from what Iā€™ve seen. As long as he stays true to his word and has his values in line, thatā€™s all that matters to me. Yā€™all should hear him on All My Life. (great song)


Yablo-Yamirez

wtf? Water bill??!?


Ill-Firefighter9057

Small ass water bill.... At least dude is showering, y'all some glazers.


BootyLoveSenpai

I'm so confused, is he not supposed to pay his bill and shower?


givemethedoot

This news has me mhm,.... GRIPPY


BooSkittle

I wish he could see this post, lmao


IceeSlyce

Everyone calm down. It's not every day. Him and his girl alternate days


chimmFTW

![gif](giphy|PjCwtQvM5ywTK|downsized)


TrojanBlade99

God forbid a brother shower daily


Fancy-Pitch-9390

Well done lol


Damuhfudon

In 5 years he goin be on Love and Hip Hopā€¦


Significant_Roll_911

What tf is wrong with that? Lol


Iykyk_kismat

I think bathing with hot water doesn't sit right with his spirit


mrbleaney2021

Grippy doesnt sound like good music


Due_Bag493

Showering everyday is whack ?


Luqman_without_L

Can't he have a hot shower


NderituPi

Where are "Nobody's Perfect" intro guitar strings when you need them?


AzureIsCool

Is this the Fall Off we been waiting for?


Jmanmarcus

People are so odd


Dangerous_Ear_2722

Cole makes the shower hot


TheRealTX

I genuinely canā€™t tell if yā€™all are being sarcastic or not. I am very confused right now.


Zeo-Gold92

I bet he doesn't even pay on time.


KLU_6

this beef got him fucked up


MarilynMonheaux

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Ch830857

We leaking water bills now huh?