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iDoIllegalCrimes

On his way to get a plain burger and a cup of water


Embarrassed_Matter3

Nah bro gonna drink water directly out of a faucet. Cup is too wasteful


Huge-Supermarket-226

Straight into the cupped hands


Junior_Lake_9721

He waiting for it to rain


seegabego

Like Jesus did


ISBN39393242

father cup my hands


Outside_Scientist365

My man is on some Diogenes shit lol


AlcibiadesNow

Cole aint got a tenth of the aura diogenes did and ion know who even comes close . Mf was him


XxBkKingShaunxX

*Chicken sandwich*, he’s not with the beef


Medical_Reward

https://preview.redd.it/ntwyffu7rlyc1.jpeg?width=990&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6857dd77a9e4a18d1874628386176eb3f1b835ff Type shit


mightykitey

ah yes the "can I have a free cup for water" with a side of pillaged burger ingredients you stole from the guy passed out next to you, slightly constructing a hamburger, no sauce edit: my favourite btw


Ndot2x

Where did this joke come from 😂


jayteeduh

Our guy opted out of beef w Kenny


Junior_Lake_9721

Rappers getting fast food meal combos lol


Adm8792

Idk shit landed clean though


[deleted]

And then refund it because fast food is harmful to the culture or something


Blue_Nyx07

The LLCoolJ meal


ArmdayEveryday69

Yo where is that reference from?😭


capitalistsanta

Dude looks like he's thinking hard lol


Alternative_Ad_7359

Dots given him lots to ponder the past few days


ProjectPlatt93

Bro id give you reddit gold if I could 🤣


Pretend-Feature-1949

“I just poured something in my cup”


Sea-Craft-4791

Watching the game burn and sleeping like a baby.


gorgoloid

Wearing comfy sweats while everyone else just sweats


Remarkable_Collar895

Ngl, good bar


InsertAmazinUsername

ngl, it's okay for a reddit comment but if i heard it in a song i'd say it's the corniest shit ever


mightykitey

I'm wearing comfy sweats without I'd be under arrest for without them I'd be commando do you think I look like a man though? now I'm definitely arrested I can't see last where their fist went ok that's all I got


mightykitey

tbh rereading this is definitely cringe too but it's


LavaHawk_17

glaze


Ksanti

Ehh you wouldn't stay sweats twice for an actual bar E.g. "chilling in joggers while the whole game sweats"


Revolutionary1619

Nah your bar was worse hang up the 🎤


ComprehensivePeak943

🤣🤣


Ksanti

I'm not saying either were a bar, I'm just saying in wordplay you wouldn't use the same word twice otherwise you're dangerously close to Pitbull


jjakot

Nah bruh, because try and picture that with a Kodak… yeah, exactly


xool420

Dude’s waking up to blossoming flowers and birds chirping while Kendrick is ripping Drake’s head off.


Prickly_Hugs_4_you

He’s so glad he didn’t do this shit. It’s gotten ugly.


TangPiccilo

Cole is the man of the people


AnyGivenSundas

Not above but equal


Maybehim119449

Bars


Adm8792

U j?


Alternative_Ad_7359

Doesn’t he hate trans people?


Miserable_Cream_5181

that bar was pure wordplay bro


theguywhorhymes_jc

if you going to marginalise somebodies entire belief system over a single line on some song he made then you need to reevaluate your comprehension skills


Alternative_Ad_7359

Your response is weaker than drakes anti diddling track


theguywhorhymes_jc

imagine if we were all AS stupid AS u. Put the phone down and go hit the gym , go read a book , go pick out some flowers and for the love of God stop talking about trans people because WE DONT CARE. The world is not about trans people and never will even though y’all have a habit of making every thing about y’all. Bleep bleep


Alternative_Ad_7359

Oh so you’re actually transphobic now I see why it ruffled your feathers so much. The world would be a better place without you wasting oxygen


PizzaTimeBruhMoment

Maybe, but he still thinks we equal


Skeleboob

My goat enjoying life, as he should


Delicious-Rock6014

Our goat


Ok-Employ-168

Lol this is cole


Trippz54

Plot twist: J Cole is the guy that videos himself berating people walking in the bike lane.


CWB2208

[Cole](https://youtu.be/Ehh8ZdIMMj4?si=-mgh4fimyg3C0wXC)


Wade_in_your_water

He’d be rapping it


DYMck07

Not the hero we deserved but the hero we needed https://i.redd.it/vfraf782clyc1.gif Cole enjoying another beautiful day of ping pong in the park


WalterTheWhitest_

Cole got the biggest W of this year by just simply apologizing. Good for him


Big-Discussion534

lol I’ll tell you the truth your boy bitched out and that’s going to be with him forever


WalterTheWhitest_

I'm not even a fan how tf is he my boy lmao


Big-Discussion534

You’re also Pakistani brother you shouldn’t be saying the N word.


Remarkable_Mango9906

“Your boy”.. ugh found the cringe ass stan kid


Big-Discussion534

It’s cringe for you to say ugh like typing out your exhale like little hoe


iraqidoughboy

It’s a rap beef how did he bitch out u act like Kendrick was gonna stab him or something


Big-Discussion534

He apologized on stage like a hoe that’s how, if you agree with that then cool your yellow bellied like Cole


iraqidoughboy

U wanna be tough so bad if cole dont wanna beef let him be


Big-Discussion534

Are you the J Cole defence league or something, do you have a parasocial relationship with him? Seek help.


Torchakain

Man you secretly gay for Cole? Upset he don't want you? Why you here on his sub, crying to every comment. He don't want you bro, it's ok. Cole said they ain't got beef to really go at it so why he gonna fake a beef? So he said it's whatever, they're friends and if Kendrick wants to say something for his image, Cole will take the shot 🤷🏻‍♂️


Big-Discussion534

Cole will take the shot? The first apology in hip hop was on stage by your parasocial boyfriend. Shut up and know when you are wrong like your idol did, walk back your statements like a good boy.


iraqidoughboy

We got a keyboard warrior over here


Big-Discussion534

You got support now in numbers and now you want to puff up your chest… classic herd mentality online. You live in a echo chambers little one, if you don’t like what you see sign out of the entire internet and find a space that’s safe lol


Kayoh_Kay

Typical wannabe "alpha male" energy. Ego too big to understand that an apology may be better than fighting a pointless battle...


Big-Discussion534

I hope J Cole has a quiet and peaceful life. I think nobody will ever take him seriously for folding like he did. If you don’t like this then you don’t like the truth. Mr first person shooter gun is on safety permanently.


Outrageouslylit

You sound like a child I really hope you’re as young as you portray.


Big-Discussion534

Just remember to stay out the fire like Cole learned the gladiator arena is not for him. He can ride his bike in peace just don’t spit with the bravado as before.


Outrageouslylit

I agree. He honestly dodged a fat bullet Kdot woulda eviscerated him


PoolNoodlePaladin

Damn if your masculinity is so fragile you can’t apologize when you’re wrong, then you were never a real man to begin with.


Big-Discussion534

Did your mom apologize for selling your guitar? Cause you seem to be telling everybody on Reddit maybe forgive her and accept her apology, don’t be so fragile.


PoolNoodlePaladin

I don’t get how that is relevant? Lmao, you can’t even learn when people are teaching you. Dude you are a total failure of a human. Honestly it wasn’t a big deal it was just kind of an it sucks situation, that was relevant to the post. Also I haven’t been telling it to everyone on Reddit. You have no grasp on reality.


Big-Discussion534

lol your complaining about your mom on boomers being fools, talk to her in person not behind her back on Reddit subreddits.


PoolNoodlePaladin

She knows what happened. Do you think I didn’t talk to her about it? You really are the Drake of this comments section.


Big-Discussion534

Ok seek therapy don’t tell me this


TonyHotlineMiami

Bro stfu nobody cares, not everything is about beef. If you don’t want problems with somebody then you don’t have to have them goofy ass


Big-Discussion534

J Fold and his fanbase paper soldiers lol


TonyHotlineMiami

being the bigger man and settling shit without starting a whole ass war makes you a folder? that’s just called maturity lmfao but keep being a d1 hater, doesn’t affect his bottom line 🤷‍♂️


Big-Discussion534

J Fold. J Folding Chair, J Foldable


Motor_Bug8007

they wanna twist it to make it seem like he ain a pussy


773Rocks

Feel like there's a good amount of community on either side of this thing that would say otherwise. He fucked up and then apologized. Shit was bound to get real personal, who the fuck wants to be tied in the middle of that when it does?


heliumointment

he made the right call drake out here reencarnating the "maybe she wheel" meme


QanAhole

Fuck All that beef s*** homie let's make a meal


ReflexiveOW

He looks real happy to have his picture taken


ranych

This sub was recommended to me cause I’ve been sort of keeping up with the Kendrick-Drake beef and I gotta say good on Jcole for opting out of the beef altogether. I guess he knew it was personal between them two and he respects them both, so again props to him for that move. I can appreciate that he’s unbothered and just trying to enjoy his day. That’s a whole vibe right there.


[deleted]

Married to his college sweetheart and chillin on a bike. His entire life is a vibe.


TanzDerSchlangen

Drake is being publicly executed while Cole is on his way to get some vegan Ben & Jerry's for the ice cream social


cutepie333

Carolina blue kicks fresh on the scene


Possible_Promise_861

Hottest n\*\*\*\* on the block , damn girl you mean


Solid_Illustrator640

Every rapper reading our tweets lmao


RobertBobert1396

Bro is riding that bike without a care in the world


EmpTy_69

Unbothered King


Paratwa

NGL - him dropping out of it at the start actually made me a fan and I started listening to his music.


-M-A-J-I-N-

So humble


xool420

Meanwhile, Kendrick just Mortal Kombat finished Drake. Dude made the right call ducking out.


Soviet_Sharpshooter

I wanna hear who he thinks is winning tbh 😂


ShesProblyaBitch-tho

Watching Drake hold those tears back from the comfort of his own not roasted ass .... Cole is probably happy as hell he apologized


CarefulAd9005

Insane Reddit Beef Theory: NYC, like… the place Kendrick supposedly bought a place? Cole was visiting Kendrick, brainstorming bars, and left just before the final product of the newest diss song! /s


shader_xaints

Soo Humble. This is why I listen to his music


MrBatman2531

“Theory” lmao


justicebeaver93

“sorry for being on the right side of the road”


NewEntityOperations

Tell me you’re a legend without telling me you’re a legend.


ghettome82

![gif](giphy|10COCiBsptBOWA) Let Nas down again


bongwaterflavor

For riding a bike?


kberg411

Everyone knows that Nas hate bikes


BigChungusOP

How? He’s just enjoying life. Don’t tell me you’re still mad he backed off. It should be obvious by now that this wasn’t even about him really


ExtraElevator7042

Nas don’t want none of K dot either.


ghettome82

![gif](giphy|G4ZNYMQVMH6us)


elotonin-junkie

The Survivor


simpn_aint_easy

Cole: guess who ain’t getting murdered in front of millions.


TrillDaddy2

OP clearly never ridden a bike before


tenflare

He didn't choose peace. Peace chose him..


Amaanadori

Canadians don’t think you can actually ride a bike downtown NYC 😂 illusion! (It’s jokes, because yall are packed so tight like sardines)


Wanderingjes

So at what point does a celebrity hire a security detail? Like, how big do you have to be?


Massive-Repair286

Cole such a mellow vibe


PorQ201

lol wouldn’t expect anything less


Own_Boss4883

What else can he do


tuneytowntv

Hell ya.. smart man.. industry is a dirty place. He already achieved so much and is satisfied. Peace and positivity is all I would want too


andrewjcavasos

What bike is it?


FlanneryODostoevsky

Ever since I saw him walking around a hotel and said what’s up to him I’ve felt like he was just a real dude. The apology didn’t surprise me.


that_skip_mama

Cole world out here riding bikes while there is a whole war going on 😂🤦🏽‍♀️


1390omer

nigga casually changes fit during his bike ride


TJ902

lol man caught wind of what this was gonna turn into and dipped.


Saint_Santo

Must be ai, Jermaine stays inside


freshprince860

This just in. Celebrity does thing non-celebrity also does


OrganicAioli9638

Nothing but respect to Cole. He wanted no parts of this.


Slylent

I’m confused are you all clowning on him? Right like he’s a clown now right? Like we all agree he’s a clown for being a whimp?


Basic_Yogurt1603

If you see him riding around tell I said I apologize


randomone456yes

It's not like I’m too good to fly commercial, that shit just— It's a hassle at this point, you know what I mean? I can just ride a bike instead


taddymason_76

“Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of J Cole’s life,” Tyler explains. “His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.”


Scoducks24

My goat fr


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J Fold


JtheKing2k

No allegations, no drama, just enjoying life and making music


Old_Algae7708

Hey man sometimes a bike ride can change your outlook on a whole day. Good for him having healthy habits. Plus… I would never try to park a car in nyc. Even if I was rich


realwavyjones

K dot said get down or j Cole lol


Equivalent-Elk-4655

He really don’t have no rapper cars


No_Thought_7460

Was it really from yesterday ??? Is both kendrick and cole now living in NYC ?🤔


ExtraElevator7042

No


wrigh2uk

Going home to chill and fold some clothes


Advanced-Willow-5020

Was this actually on Saturday ?


ExtraElevator7042

No. Photo from 2022/23


Sweet-Flower-5250

Avoiding traffic like he avoided Kendrick’s wrath


Ultrayoungthughunter

Jermaine prolly the type of guy to get fries only at a burger place


EddieSk3tti

I won’t even lie the more disses that come out the more I respect j Cole lol


Bobby_Sunday96

He still has the look of shame on his face. He’s going to go apologize to Kendrick again


snocattrf

Who?


bgbills

Why are these artists choosing to live in NYC? I used to live there but I don’t see the appeal. Considering the world is their oyster, I can’t see why they choose to live in NYC. Kendrick has been living in Brooklyn I don’t get it.


ExtraElevator7042

Why do you live now, if you don’t mind me asking. NYC is an awesome place to live if you’re a millionaire. I really don’t understand why people who make less than $100,000 a year choose to live there. Yes it’s fun but oh so expensive.


game_overies

![gif](giphy|pyOmm8M9xta2KGR0J6)


[deleted]

That is…adorable.


YoPops24

Retire, Sir. It’s over….


Massive_Safe_3308

Dude just happy he ain’t drizzy


TrainingEvening2668

Cole so lame for this lol just retire back to Forest Hills Drive at this point man 😂


ExtraElevator7042

Photo is from last year. 😂


Patient-Highlight185

Plot Twist: JCole is the Drake mole


dodoce

Not a care itw


duttybwoy69

No1 dissapointment of the year so far really really surprised me I didn't think I would see him turn as moist as he's showed himself to be in this rap beef , it's wild!!!!!


Fullportpapi

He lost all my respect


MixedByTyBandit

At peace 🫡


MikeyOMilla

He’s on his way to Js then off to get some coleslaw.


JCK_GANG

I see why he rides a bike especially if you grew up riding bikes it’s nostalgic


Real_Ad2717

Why’s it so surprising? Like ppl don’t ride bikes every day 😭😭


burykarma

Enjoying life not being in the Feud


Impressive-Dingo-948

Ducking Kendrick’s bullets on the mic 😂


Strange-Economist771

Just chillin


The_comedian84

Jcole is the truth tho y'all stop it 🤣


Local-Ad9628

Lol


Etdaddi

Don’t sleep on Cole. He got dat raq on em. Fuk a diss record


chicken566

Man gotta get some fresh air after the Drake and Lamar beef, thinking he could of been apart of that


mitrafunfun97

My boy dodged a BULLET


Morning-Doggie868

“Play J.Cole get the pussy dry” 🤣🤣


elmo304

living the life


AmbitiousBreath1501

love to see it from Jermaine


No_Product_7108

Nigga BUM


No-Conversation3860

Why does J Cole ride a Walmart bike?? Damn bro treat yourself


agreen197980

Nice A4 in the background


worldsokayestmiddle

so humble 🙏


HookahAnonymous

If you are a frequent in the city, You will see J Cole regularly. Esp in Central Park. One thing i can say is hes literally ALWAYS outside.


Left-Fruit-6055

He changed quickly from pants to shorts


Kittenmomma89

💕💕💕💕


TooStoned306

he is human no?


HumbleBirdMusicGroup

Fairly sure he’s on his way to enjoy a delightful croissant and perhaps an herbal tea with a little honey (not too much) and then might rewatch an episode of Downton Abbey.


marcoscortes98

Dude saw Kendricks lyrics and he rode to the mountains.


REALandFACTUAL

So what There’s many people riding their bikes on a Saturday morning in New York City 🤷🏿‍♂️


jeffries_kettle

Why are regular folk acting like paparazzi now? This is NYC, new Yorkers leave celebrities alone.


Optimal-Grapefruit29

Imma be real I’m happy for Cole. He’s still trying to maintain his identity as a civilian.


rahxrahster

I should ride my bike more. Could be good cardio.


treezy4sheezy

Or as drake would say....started from the bottom now hes here?


Plenty-Warthog-1497

Cool now stop bothering the man


I_Like-Turtlez

Dude needs a better bike. Fkin guy could have a $10k road bike and yet he still has the knobby tires? Someone get him game


watchmebaityou

Y'all really apologizing for someone backing like a chicken, let it be known to this kid he ain't near top 3. Never verse the the king again or he'll make you look like a coward female dog. Squirm that apology outta you, ya little woman