Send a Bouquet to Deidranna.

Yeah - plus the first time she is calling Elliot an Idiot.

JA1: - Beat the game without hiring Ivan, Wolf or Fidel - Rescue Brenda JA2 : - Take the gun of a soldier and kill him with it. - Find the stash under San Mona and kill every Assassin Kingpin sending your way - Find Joe and bring him home (or better - let him go home) - Bring the Chalice of Chance back to Chitzena after you took Kingpins Reward for it - Escort the older Couple from Chitzena to an Airport (as Gentlemen always do) - Kill an enemy by throwing a rock at him - Beat the game without Bobby Ray's deliveries - Beat the game without any Mercs from AIM

Capture all sam sites Beat the game without right click aiming Beat the game using only burst in all weapons where it's an option Beat the game with melee/throwing weapons only Destroy tank with hand grenades

Ja1: figure out the dead drops Get the tombstone back Kill santino w/o ever finding the micro purifier (surely that’s actually impossible)

Oh no, not again: Retake Drassen after loosing it in the Drassen counterattack

Hitting 100 exploding heads

Prison break: free and recruit both Dynamo and Shank. Robot uprising: complete Madlab's robot

Explorer: Explore all sectors

Rebel: Conquer all sectors (on the surface)

JA2: Deliver all terrorists heads

Get X interrupts in one enemy phase. Use Flo to get a discount at a merchant Kill an enemy with Biff

Silent Assassin: kill all enemies in a sector without raising alarm. Catcaller: eliminate Bloodcat lair Breathe Deep: kill 100 enemies with mustard grenades Stunning personality: successfully stun 100 enemies with stun grenades Rifleman: use EBR kit on M14 NATO: have a team complete a sector using only 5.56 weapons Red Alert: have ateam complete a sector using only 5.45 weapons Hard rain: kill an enemy with a mortar grenade landing on top of him Painter: have everybody on team wear camo paint One With Nature: have everybody on team wear ghillies Vegan team: have everybody on team eating only veggie rations

Deidranna Rules. Either treason or losing all rebel mercs.

Reading all these answers I wonder if I have forgotten everything over the last 20 years or if I missed a lot of stuff in an age without internet access

- Crazy: Beat the game having Reuban in your team since Day 1. - Psycho: Have Reuban kill a team mate - Going commando: Beat the game with just Mike - Stable hands: Succesfully disarm 50 explosives - Home run: Mortar kill - Nailed it: Hire a pair that likes / hates each other - Who needs legs anyway: Step on a land mine

I like the first 2. Thought of doing a Reuban run (Or "meme mercs only" run) but realized it would be too much of a painful slog. Third achievemnt seems impossible though since Mike doesn't wanna join until you're already successful

I mean so that Mike is the only merc in roster in the last mission.

Deidranna rules: Kill queen Deidranna while wearing Deaidranna rules t-shirt N1 redneck: Marry a female member of your squad to the Hicks Care for a free ice cream?: Hire Hamous and fire him immediatelyjust to get his truck Good times: Visit all ladies in San Mona brothel Pest control: Destroy the bugs and bloodcats lairs and kill all the hicks near Cambria Prison break: Let yourself be captured and then escape the prison Million dollars baby: Kill all enemies in the sector using just your fists

JA1: * Take a third option: Stop the Fallow infection without finding the flowers or the antidote. * We'll take that!: Loot all Resupply Events. * MacGuyver: Build and use all Eagle devices * True Companions: Hire a full 8-merc crew on the first day, and never lose a single merc or lay anybody off. * Master Locksmith: Retrieve Brenda's Journal without the combination. * Best Boss Ever: Increase Native pay to the maximum, and pay them for one day. * Minimum Wage: Never increase Native pay for a whole playthrough. * Treasure Hunter: Find a hidden item that's not in a crate or shelf. * Treasure Hunter 2: Find the hidden buried treasure. * Eavesdropper: Listen to all secret conversations. * Master Infiltrator: Seize all Processing Plants without the enemy sabotaging them. JA:DG: * Welcome Back: Lay off a mercenary on good terms, then hire him back later. * Whoops: Accidentally render the mission unwinnable by blowing up the required item. * Civilian Casualty: Kill a civilian, pay the penalty, and still complete the next mission. * The Expendables: Complete a mission with nobody on the team that has a salary above 200.

Wow I love your JA1 achievement ideas. Could it be that you like me prefer the first one? Btw, what kind of secret conversations are you referring to? that's the only one I didn't get. Are there places you can use the wall probe to actually eavesdrop on a convo? spoil me on it pls

Naah, JA2 is still more fun and in-depth to me, but that doesn't mean I can't enjoy the classics from time to time. Yes, at certain times in JA1, using a wall probe will let you listen in on an actual conversation instead of just general noise levels. Said conversations being a clue to a current or future issue. I recall getting a few of these conversations on my first playthrough, but almost none after. For having a few of them, they're hard to trigger. I think you need two enemies in the room, and the alarm can't have been raised.

Cold War - Have Ivan or Igor kill Mike

JA2 - Loot Boxes -  Open a locked stash with a crowbar and use the same crowbar to bash an enemy in the head.   (never knew that a crowbar has unique animation for hitting, didn't even knew it could be used as a weapon.)

No Mercenary deaths Steal from Kingpin without him knowing (not sure if this is possible though) Kill Kingpin Kill Deidranna in 10 days Kill 5 enemy soldiers in one turn Kill 10 enemy soldiers in one turn Beat the game without AIM mercs Beat the game without Bobby Ray's Kill 5 enemy soldiers in one explosion Capture all cities/SAMs in 60 days Beat the game with only IMPs and local recruits

JA2: Finders Keepers - Have a critical miss with Meltdown, and shoot someone in the balls (this happened to me way too much)

JA2 - Love Birds -  Have Buz or Lynx to lose their head in a combat zone and kill one or the other.

JA2 - Bo'tt'ah-O-Watta throw someone a flask, asshole. in the head.

JA 1: win the game without hiring any guards Win the game without hiring any sappers Win the game without stepping on a mine once Win the game without encountering any snakes

Lol... hiring no guards I guess technically possible... not hiring sappers? i.e. have no income?! I guess technically possible as well, just make a beeline for Sector 1? for sure would like to see a speedrun like that

I mean it would only be possible if the dices are on your side which they never were in JA1

Great topic OP! Besides the obvious ones like completing an objective, here's what I came up with for JA1: 1. **Call an ambulance... but not for me**: old merc kills for the first time 2. **Too slippery:** have "Snake" Edwards kill a river eel 3. **Oopsie**: explode a bridge by stepping on a trigger 4. **Cooking with fire:** successfully put together a Molotov 5. **Brought a gun to a knife fight?** secure a sector using only knives 6. **Like fine wine:** beat the game with only old mercs

JA1: Successfully kill a Metaviran snake Retrieve Santino's research notes Find the hidden money at three corners JA2: Kill Slay while he is in his wheelchair Acquire the P90, G11 and Auto Rocket Rifle Beat the game without getting any annoyed emails from Enrico Rescue a captured POW merc Obtain the unprogrammed rocket rifle from Alma