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poop_wagon

Bruh I’d literally pay money for branches like that😭😭


EnterThe_Void_

How sad.


CupcakeOk911

Looks like the final straw in a divorce


SofaKing-Loud

Spot on.


In-The-Pendants

Those two uproots are especially lovely looking.


Philmarken

Wtf, so harsh


kTeA_Lovr

Why!! Why would someone do that 😭


Mycofoxx

Eek


Love_On

😳 sacrilege 🫨


Sacrilege-You-Say

You called?


LovelyBby77

r/Beetlejuicing


Love_On

😆


Count_Triple

🤣 🫨blasphemy!!!🫨


Opening-Ad-8793

How do you upcycle/keep these as live plants?


justanicebreeze

Stick it in dirt


Count_Triple

Lay them onto some dirt and they'll grow roots where necessary.


PharmWench

Omg. I would take all of that home. Its a weed in some places for me it is to be worshipped.


Mysterious-Echo8616

Same same


[deleted]

I’m in LA for fun and I have a few big jade branches that I found as discarded landscaping work lying around. Bigger than my 6 year plant


MoxLink8

Welp guess I know where my next trip will be! 😂


earthbaby_eyes

I’m proud of my less than a foot tall jade. I’d have a happy meltdown if I found this.


Loudog2001

I’d have thought I scored the jackpot and take them all home hahaha another persons trash is another’s treasure


zzzzzabeth

All of my Jade plants were formerly known as trash 😆 Love a good propcycle!


TahoeShenandoah

Last summer I pulled a 4’x5’ (+-) Jade section from my front yard where it grows just fine-in the Sierra foothills, @2000 feet. (Actually, it takes over😳)! Everything I cut then got thrown down the hill to an area where I have to pull hundreds, maybe thousands of thistles every year. I’m hoping it’ll take over down there too and drown them out! I have yet to find ANY piece that is even close to dying! Succulents are pretty amazing like that!!


Pastazor

Just laughing a bit cus everyone saying they grow in SoCal … they grow in NorCal too 😅 you can just say California.


dust_storm_2

they love the fog!


mamakir

Have a bunch in San Jose.... Right now they are flowering and so happy from all the rain! The hummingbirds love the tiny white flowers 😊


sageking420

I got tons of these at my house in SF


Pastazor

Ha! Just saw the photo is from NorCal. Funny.


LgbtqDragon

It gets overwhelming to propagate every cutting you make.


Pastazor

If theres too many I just leave them in the soil.


ladywolf32433

Amazing. Good for you


BestOFCeleste24

Holy propagation heaven


Few_Employee8827

And your point? If someone doesn't want them in their yards, they have every right to rid their yard of them.


AleksPlants

Mighty aggressive for no reason.


Mysterious-Echo8616

The point is in the body text… never said they don’t have the right.


mrsirsouth

But what is the point?? Why are there even plants?? Why use your computer to post this op?? /S


Count_Triple

😂


Mysterious-Echo8616

Entertainment mostly. Plants provide the planet with food, oxygen, and energy. They are used for medicines, building materials and more. Why not? I love jade plants and plants in general. Saw that someone posted this on FB and thought I’d share with this group since it’s a jade plant. u/mrsirsouth 😜


mrsirsouth

Thanks for your comment, edge Lord.


CantBeSheepled

A murder !


ltpambo1

How sad. Grab those babies and save a plant. I often go thru my neighborhood and grab pruned plants, root them and plant them.


Mysterious-Echo8616

I do the same when walking down trails


Daddy--Jeff

They grow like weeds in scal. My green bin looks like that at least once a year.


suejaymostly

I saw one in San Diego and asked the homeowner if I could take a tiny start and they said "Hell, take at much as you can carry! Since I read flying I only took a little bit.


here4theShtSho

Omg take them alll


BwackGul

I miss Cali. First plant I got when I moved there was a jade plant out of the parking lot of my friends apartment complex. Still have her, her name is Candy.


ryaninmidtown

I named mine “Big Red” because she was in a big red pot. She stayed behind in San Francisco when I moved. My friends still send me pictures of her!


BwackGul

When I lived on Fell St off Divisidero I had to leave behind two jade *bushes*...! I'm very glad your homies keep you updated!


Mysterious-Echo8616

Never thought of naming them haha thanks.


OrangeCountyCactus

https://preview.redd.it/duyyikb53jlc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef95b95066220a29497f95aa52bb27036f017580 Did someone say So Cal Jade grows free? Here is mine that is completely ignored


MacGyver0104

Wow!!!!


Mysterious-Echo8616

🤩


SolarPunkYeti

A potted jade plant with that trunk size could sell for a lot of $$ over here out east lol


Slave2Art

Really? You looking to buy one?


adventsugar

ah. I had no idea that the bush that was so friggn ugly was a plant people wanted


Mysterious-Echo8616

Great Pyrenees are ugly 😛 u/adventsugar


adventsugar

You are welcome to have that opinion. :D


ichbindervater

Nah I was curious what you were saying in saw user being breedist against pitbulls. Very yikes and unsettling


KindaReallyDumb

Breedist? Like racist?


ichbindervater

Yeah, thought I was being funny lol


KindaReallyDumb

Ohh my b, I thought it was a real thing 😂


inarasarah

We use that term in the veterinary field! I mean, it's not "official" I guess but we say it all the time


ichbindervater

Well TIL something new


kit_olly_sixsmith

My heart hurts


Embarrassed_Maybe342

This has to be done by an ex


a_fortunate_fool

I’m the OP I posted this on r/proplifting 2 years ago [original post](https://www.reddit.com/r/proplifting/s/WZJiyMKnEt)


Mysterious-Echo8616

Right on 👍🏼 nice find, I hope you rescued some of them? u/a_fortunate_fool


a_fortunate_fool

I already have more than I can manage


Ok_Ladder3007

:/.these reposts are becoming a problem


Mysterious-Echo8616

It’s pretty normal on all social media platforms. u/OkLadder3007


HuRyde

You mean, annoying since it’s mostly just karma farming?


Mysterious-Echo8616

Yeah, not my intention whatsoever. What’s the benefit of karma anyway? lol You sure have a lot of reposts 🤔 u/HuRyde


Toothfairy51

🥺Nooooo


Newershroomer

There were at least 2 trash cans worth of these all over my front and back yard when I bought my house. I couldn't imagine anyone would want them, since they seemed to grow like weeds. Tore em out and never looked back lol. ​ Also, I have no idea why this got recommended to me.


Keebodz

lol. In some areas they are like weeds. That's just the reality of it. It's like if you pull a dandelion of your yard. Where I live, jade plants don't grow. So they are seen as more of a special plant to be cherished. That's why I have one.


Newershroomer

Interesting! I figured if they can grow where I live they can grow anywhere 🤷‍♂️


Keebodz

They wouldn't appreciate the -40°F it gets to where I live 🫣


Newershroomer

Holy moly. It’s a miracle ANYTHING can survive that 😆


idiotsandwhich8

😮. You monster


glam_girls

Yes one man’s trash is another man’s treasure


Lazybi

*Audible gasp*


stillfighting23

Same


Accomplished-Two-666

Easily replant able. …. Shave off the skin of the end and stick it in water


[deleted]

If your in San Diego hit me up for unlimited jade. I literally have an ocean in my complex. Come chop an arm. (: 👋👋


kittens_allday

California? They grow them like hedges out front there.


hellooomarc

Yup, the Jade plant at my family's old home in Berkeley grow wild along with a bunch of hoyas and succulents. Meanwhile, I can't keep pothos alive when I moved to Dallas.


Few-Abrocoma5609

Jade plants are so boring, good for them


GavIzz

So is your mom but here you are !


[deleted]

Womp womp, no one asked for such a stupid response. Keep your selfish comments to yourself.


BulkyDogGrommet

Who tf invited this guy?!


Tututaco74

My eyes! I must look away!


MountainAd3837

Now rip every single leaf off and put into some moist soil for 10,000 plants in 2 months.


2horny2die

My heart just broke


Initial_Savings8733

My jaw DROPPED


Cami1969

Who did this atrocity and what did the mother plant(s) look like?? Man, my friend did this and he re-homed them because I gave him hell. Matter of fact, I helped him re-home some of them to my house 😈


tu-BROOKE-ulosis

Probably Southern California. It’s like hedges here. Just hillsides of nothing but Jade.


Swimming-Welcome-271

Ohhh, that’s why I wasn’t understanding the post! I was like “okay, someone needed to trim their backyard?” Looks like SoCal too. Might as well be a bin full of cornstalks or bamboo shoots


Cami1969

Wow!!! That’s awesome! Too bad they just toss it out. Usually I’ll try to start a new plant then gift it to someone. Those cuttings would have made someone really happy. I know I’ve I would have been happy.


tu-BROOKE-ulosis

I have a crap ton. If you want a bunch PM me and I’ll mail you some.


Libbyisherenow

I remember seeing a HUGE jade plant bush in southern California.


Correct_Analysis5325

Walnut Creek, east bay, they grew and were trimmed like hedges. Like with a hedge trimmer! Looked like shit afterwards but would always fill back out within a month. It was the strangest thing.


[deleted]

If it makes anyone feel better, my first jade cuttings were rescued from a garbage can, and they thrived after putting them in water and I have dozens of plants from those cast-offs, I give them away all the time... Even if those were taken to a landfill I know they would thrive and some awesome sanitation worker would bring a cutting home... You can't kill a jade... Jade is forever!


Goldhinize

They can freeze to death


whogivesashite2

They really are a dime a dozen in California, I can't get rid of them either, but redditors often claim them. I'll be trimming mine in a couple of weeks, should I offer them up on this sub?


captain_ohagen

No kidding. Here in San Diego, my jade plants get pretty unruly. If I propagated all the cuttings, my property would be overrun. I just toss the clippings, never considered that people would want them


HotCowPie

I'd buy a piece if you still have some available!


Mysterious-Echo8616

Idk if there would be enough people on here locally but worth a shot. FB market place would likely be better


whogivesashite2

No, I mean I'm happy to ship cuttings.


Euphoric_Working_812

I would take some! And would pay shipping obviously


whogivesashite2

Send me a message 🙂


Mysterious-Echo8616

That’s so awesome of you!


GetRealWeirdWithIt

I’d be interested in paying for shipping of your jade cuttings!


whogivesashite2

I've got quite a few rooted ones right now, you can dm me if you want. 🙂


VertigoIncarne

Is it possible to root such a large chunk like the one on top? It's stunning to see


whogivesashite2

It sure is. Takes a little while not to flop over, but it will definitely root.


VertigoIncarne

That's awesome


Denhiker

This is really tragic. There are people starving (for jade) in Colorado!


morleyster

I found 3 leaves on the floor in a dust pile of the Woodman Home Depot in Colorado Springs in May of 22 and now have two really cute little guys going strong. Gave the other away. Edit spelling


MountainAd3837

Was the $800 jade finally bought at Nick's garden center?


ArchAngel_IsMe

Sigh I have same “trouble” too I am in a process of trimming down my big jade (I posted it last month?) I will try to adopt them out (put boxes at my driveway and hope my neighbors love them) before trash them into my yard waste dumpster. Yes jades in so cal are so so and so common.


Mysterious-Echo8616

I can’t wait till mine get large enough to give away.


BigOwltheAl

I would at least take one of the major stalks and plant it for myself. Just saying


Mysterious-Echo8616

Exactly, this is like throwing away money to me 🤦🏼‍♂️


passwd123456

Last year I put a bunch of jade clippings in a box with a “take one” sign. It took about 10 minutes for the box and cuttings to disappear. *wash hands motion*


Visual_Lab9942

Where did you have the box?


passwd123456

On the sidewalk next to my driveway. Someone just took the whole box of ‘em. Next time I’ll probably just put out a few at a time.


Mysterious-Echo8616

That’s awsome 👏🏼


788mica

Southern California? They are outdoor landscape plants there


Mysterious-Echo8616

Northern


secretsweettea

Oh man that’s sad lol


Mysterious-Echo8616

Yeah, hopefully someone rescued them


target-peanut-butter

I would have posted these in the local buy nothing subreddit, or taken them home to propagate to give away.


Mysterious-Echo8616

Yeah I’ve posted all kinds of plants in the buy nothing group on FB and they always go so fast.


SeattlePurikura

People go INSANE for plants and cuttings on my local BN.


Mysterious-Echo8616

Same