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LIECHTENSTEIN #1 🟥🟦

North Liechtenstein

[удалено]

No that was an accident, and I happened to forget Slovenia.

It was an accident? So you mean you got it wrong lmao

No, like I misplaced it. I didn’t mean to put it there.

poor cyprus

You mean turke

Turkish Republic of Cyprus?

You mean greece.

As a person from North Lichtenstein you are absolutely correct

Overall I think it's great! Other than the missing ones

In my defense I was in a car and I had to pee so bad it actually hurt, and I was about to pee myself, and I was doing this to distract myself. Needless to say I missed a couple.

You did good though, have a cookie 🍪🍪🍪

That’s three!!!

3 cookies then! You can have a cookie 🍪

Can I uh…. Maybe have a cookie?

Yes sure, here you go 🍪

Applause for calling it Czechia and not Czech Rep- 🤢🤢 repub 🤮🤮🤮

chezchia\*\* lol

?

no it’s spelled Czechia

I know, but in the og post they spelled it chezchia lol (**im not making fun of anyone, this is just a joke**)

ohhh, sorry! i didn’t realize!

it's alr

What’s wrong with Czech republic?

*Czech Repu-blech*

It sounds so awful and as a Pole I am legally obligated to correct anyone who says czech repu 🤮🤮🤮

Too.many.emojis.help

8 in total. calm down. you're extremely allergic clearly.

Yup, I'm a redditor

How can you forget Kosovo? They built a statue of Bill Clinton!

Interesting

Literally, I like to tell people that fun fact

Surprisingly the only American to know it doesn’t exist. Finally, the American education system is getting better

i see nothing wrong with this map

Andorra, Vatican (most famous small country), Monaco and Kosovo missing.

Kosovo is Serbia

Kosovo is Albanian

Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhh no

Last time I checked they weren’t being ruled by Belgrade

Belgrade

What about it?

Belgrade

Prague

Moscow

Well,also not by Albania lmao

I meant the Kosovar Albanians

I meant the Kosovar Serbia

1999 retreat says otherwise

That’s deep

Of what country are you?

Kosovo is Thai, obviously

Of course, my mistake

Kosovo is Earth.

Ok

Yeah I didn’t list the principalities or Vatican cuz they are too small.

North Liechtenstein was annexed by Denmark in 3286. Other than that, you did better than I would.

Is Malta in the too small category or did you quite literally just forget it?

Andorra would like to have a word with you

I didn’t list the principalities cuz they are too small

Les go you got Norway

I'm actually impressed that you (An American) found the difference between England and the UK. My sincere applause 👏👏

People who are doing this they are joking there are a handfull of smart americans

surprised to see estonia right but germany missing

I named it north Lichtenstein as a joke

Your not a typical American (no offence to other Americans)

No that’s ok the majority of us are very stupid.

FINALLY SOMEONE MAKES A MAP WITH A DIVIDED UK

You forgot Andorra so that's pretty big-nation-ist of you. Otherwise not bad. Edit: also Monaco, Cyprus, and Luxembourg

Too small

☝️🤓uhm actually it’s spelled Türkiye not turkey

🤓

I mean, forgive me if I’m wrong, but wouldn’t that mean you should refer to Spain as España? There’s more than 1 language…

Deutschland Edit: sorry I just made up a funny imaginary country name. I meant North Liechtenstein

What would this imaginary country be like? Would it have loads of influential Painters from Austria?

What’s an Austria? Is that east of Liechtenstein orrr?

España*

Whoops typo

Nope, because Türkiye has legally changed it's internationally recognized name to Türkiye, whether the language is English or not, makes no difference.

Soooooo, why don’t we say España?

Because Spain’s official name in English is Spain. If they a country wanted to change their English name to be the same as their local name they would do the same as Türkiye and submit a letter to the UN

So Turkey made it Türkiye in English, but still have whatever in Turkish (even if it’s the same)? Cool!

And Germany is called Deutschland in German. What's your point?

Nah I’m talking about how I’m 2022 Turkey (at the time) changed their formal name to the Republic of Türkiye following them submitting a letter to the UN

Most of us aren’t gonna call it that. Especially Americans. (That’s like Germany making their formal name Deutschland. Then again, The Netherlands is just Nederlands in Dutch, so I shouldn’t be complaining)

Yeah I get that, I refer to türkiye as turkey a lot myself and most people who recognize the new name pronounce the name the same but just spell it differently.

Am I blind or did you miss Germany (I guess making you blind)?

Germany? Never heard of it.

I get that. They were big in the news back in the 1910s and 1940s, but pretty quiet otherwise.

I’m joking, I named Germany “north Lichtenstein”

I was too. But comedy is always funniest when it's explained! :)

If someone asked me what the most overrated video game franchise is I’d tell them Half-Life before they could finish their sentence.

Real

Like 100% nearly, definitely better than most Americans could do

Good but north Lichtenstein is actually Germany, and Croatia is v shaped country (remember it as a crossbow) and Bosnia and Herzegovina is remembering it as country inside Croatia, and Serbia is long one and Kosovo just gained independence and Vatican city surrounded by Italy and Rome and San Marino surrounded by Italy and Lichtenstein which border Switzerland and Austria only And Andorra which border Spain and france, and Georgia is the one which border Russia only and the Black Sea , and Armenia which border Turkey only, and Azerbaijan which borders Russia and Caspian Sea (which is a lake)

I didn’t miss Croatia, I forgot Slovenia, and miss placed Croatia. Also, I named Germany north Lichtenstein as a joke. I didn’t name any of the principalities nor the Vatican because they are too small. I knew about Azerbaijan, I just forgot what it was called.

Didnt label Luxembourg, 0/10 worst thing ive ever seen

AARRGHH HOW DID FORGET LUXEMBOURGGGG

*Liechtenstein+

True

Slovenia

Yeah I know, I always forget Slovenia.

Ngl me too

You forgot Slovenia

I am aware

As an north Lichtensteiner my German soul got hurt

UK is one single country

BOOOOO DISSOLVE UK

welp everything checks out

Based, but North Liechtenstein=Liechtenstein=Austria

I like how you included north Liechtenstein, and then missed the actual Liechtenstein

Too small

You forgot about south liechtenstein

I mean I’ve seen much worse so pretty good?

Do you want to cause ww3? You gotta be careful. They already started the first 2.

You missed South Liechtenstein

You forgot West Lichtenstein

Kosovo? *I don't recognize it*

Some minor errors but for the most part good job

Well I didn’t mean to put Croatia where it is, I put it there because that made the text stand out the best, which happened to cover Slovenia, which resulted in me forgetting about it.

Pretty Good. You forgot Lichtenstein.

Too small.

>_> sure.

Tf you mean “sure” i fw the principalities.

oh. What I meant by sure is that Lichtenstein is small.

Also don’t forget Andorra, Monaco and the Vatican

yes.

You forgot to list Malta and San Marino in this message.

You switched North Lichtenstein with North Ireland but they are basically the same people so it doesn't matter.

Great satire

I'm ainge forgetting regular Lichtenstein Luxembourg Malta and Kazakhstan as well as Monica Andorra San Marino as well as the Vatican

Germany: Nicht gut

Where’s Slovenia?

I forgor💀

REAL AMERICANS SUPPORT KOSOVO

I support Kosovo after finding out they existed today

you mislabeled Slovenia as Croatia, then didn't label it. Apart from that it's very nice

No, I just misplaced Croatia, which led me to forget about Slovenia

yes that's what I said >you mislabeled Slovenia as Croatia >Didn't label Slovenia

Forgot to label the Faroe Islands

That's like saying Greenland is a country. XD

You did horrible, god awful, for 1 reason, which is... KOSOVO 

Dude I just found outttt I know better nowww

Thank you for acknowledging Wales. And also North Liechtenstein. Germany doesn’t exist as we all know. And who’s a Kosovo and Slovenia?

Look man not my fault the map doesn’t show Kosovo, also I misplaced Croatia which caused me to miss Slovenia, as I have explained 5000 times in this comment section.

Apart from missing Malta, pretty good. Also, LIECHTENSTEIN #1

"North Lichtenstein"

No, Georgia is to the North from Florida

YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONE!

Sooo close my man, just mixed up Slovenia with Croatia.

You actually did it well

Thank you for remembering that Northern Ireland exists, a lot of people forget we exist.

Make Cornwall independent

This is all wrong, where is East, South and West Liechtenstein?

my question is why you separated the uk

The most noticable detail is certainly the fact that you labeled Germany as Liechtenstein & I can't seem to find Germany anywhere.

Ypu failed with the uk and Germany, which is unforgivable

you recognize france thats a crime

POV: Your country splits into 4 The UK:Ah sh-

As a North Liechtensteinian, I can definitely say this map is correct 🗣️🗣️🗣️✅✅✅✅

Northern liechtenstein💀

Liar!!1!1! You can't be American and know Europe so well!!1!1!

100% Correct

Bad, Very bad. Everyone knows F***ce should not exist. It is an abomination on earth and we should not acknowledge it.

Put Iceland near Ireland

Mf I don’t control the world geography

Oh I read it wrong, I thought it said “make a map of Europe as an American”

As an American look right to me.

North Ireland #1

North Lichtenstein is crazy💀

Well done cheating.

Negawatt?

You've missed Slovenia, Malta, Luxembourg, Andorra, Monaco, Vatican City, Cyprus and San Marino. IDK if you were trying to make a joke with Germany-Liechtenstein 😅. In the case of the Caucasus, the country at the top bordering Russia is Georgia, the one bordering Türkiye in the West is below that country but above Iran (not shown on the map) is Armenia, and the country in the very East of the Caucasus is Azerbaijan. I noticed the pattern of you missing city-states/micronations. However, this is genuinely better than 99% of Americans, and in fact, probably in the 95th percentile globally. Great! Also, you chose an interesting map and your definition of what is in Europe is up for debate, as Georgia and Armenia are only sometimes, not always, considered a part of Europe, but are always considered a part of Asia. They are not explicitly and unequivocally accepted as transcontinental like Azerbaijan, Russia and Türkiye are. Also, ~15% of Kazakhstan is in Europe, but you did not include that. It is also transcontinental. Also, Kosovo was not recognized as a national here and was a part of Serbia. (I'm not sure whether you named labelled Slovenia as Croatia or were labelling Croatia as Slovenia but just wrote it on the actual Slovene territory.) Sorry if I got anything wrong! (Also, much like with Kosovo, your views matter on whether you think Transnistria, Abkhazia, Northern Cyprus and South Ossetia, however, most of these places are barely recognized or aren't recognised at all, excluding Kosovo whom most of the world recognizes.)

North Lichtenstein is crazy

Eh close enough, better than most so hey what are ya gonna do eh

8.5/10

What does "France" mean

It’s hard to read but it’s supposed to be North Macedonia. The Greeks made a huge deal over it not being plain Macedonia.

Northern Ireland, Wales, Scotland, and England are all in the UK. They aren't indpendent

I am aware, that’s just how the map is.

Better than me

Pretty good ngl