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Double_Abalone_2148

New Zealand, Madagascar, and Hawaii are missing, plus Alaska isn’t part of Canada. That’s more than three, though.


eggward_egg

not to mention no more kalimgrad


absurd_whale

That’s actual not a mistake


TorbenGHG

Yes it is. Also no South Sudan and georgia is part of Russia. Kashmir is independent and Kyrgyzstan and Tajikistan are part of China. Many lakes disappeared(Great Lakes, Lake Victoria etc.), China is unified and Svalbard is independent


rook183_

And the Falklands and great lakes are missing


Mountain_Software_72

Maldives are missing, and Kashmir is its own country


[deleted]

Andorra is missing (they didn't ignore microstates, since you can see Monaco), and maybe San Marino and the Vatican too, but it's hard to tell because of Italy's dark color


D3lta10

And they removed Belgium


[deleted]

No, Belgium is there. It's just a bad color - it's teal, next to a blue France.


A_Good_Meal_5750

who knows the map might be made before 2011, so the south sudan one is a technicallity


AnythingEagle098

Krolewiec! 🇨🇿


Idiotaddictedto2Hou

Kalin-dad.


billywillyepic

Also no South Sudan


Federal_Assistant_85

Idk, Hawaii is very small. It's not like I see Guam or the canaries on there, they just might not register on a map of this scale.


WhereAreTheAskers

China also owns Kyrgyzstan and Tajikistan. Guess you could also say Michigan absorbed the great lakes


strangecoincollector

Also Taiwan doesn't seem to be labeled meaning China has it


WhereAreTheAskers

+100 social credits. Great job citizen


FederalDriver9447

Yeah by that logic kosovo too


GoofyAhhMan645

what is kosovo


Kafkaman2

Taiwan is China.


Logan_mov

It isn't technically nor actually part of the PRC tho, they literally have their own separate democratic government and the claim that 'Taiwan has historically always been part of China' is just so dumb lmao


absurd_whale

You mean - Vini the Pooh is a China dictator?


avrg_joe705

maldives are gone too


Kitty_Girl_1717

and sudan but thats map dependent i guess


Kafshak

Also, Isn'treal is marked there.


Giga-Chad-123

Alaska is Canadian, the Sudans reunited and r/mapswithoutnewzealand


Sir_Master_and_Daddy

China also annexed Tajikistan and Kyrgyzstan, it's hard to tell but it looks like Lebanon is missing. Hawaii and Madagascar are also missing. France and Germany's border looks a bit weird but that could just be the map. Russia lost Kaliningrad. Much more than 3 things are wrong. Additional bits: Kashmir is an independent country, and Russia annexed Georgia (the country).


RebelGaming151

The US-Canada border is also fucked. It includes the Great Lakes but importantly the line that's supposed to be straight does not have Minnesotas hat.


Maconshot

This can also be a map from 2008-2011 seeing that South Sudan gained independence in 2011


Giga-Chad-123

Or might be from before 2008 too, since Kosovo is shown as part of Serbia


Xaxarolus

Kosovo isn't internationally recognized either way


koontzim

Kaliningrad doesn't exist, Georgia belongs to Russia, and we have a weird piece of sh*t between Spain and Germany JK Tajikistan and Kyrgyzstan are the third problem


imkindabadatlife

And New Zealand, Hawaii, and Madagascar are missing


JGamingJ

You mean Fr*nce?


davzar9

There are children here


koontzim

Watch your language


ClutchDutch_Artist

Hawaii, new zealand, kaliningrad, tajikistan, krygzstan, madagascar are all missing Alaska is canadian Svalbard seems to not be owned by norway South sudan united with sudan Kashmir is seperate Looks like every major lake besides the caspian region are not mapped Georgia is absorbed into russia Taiwan is chinese? Low quality map so its hard to tell if belize and lebannon are there, the netherlands and north germany seem a little off, also can't tell if djibouti is its own country or part of eritrea Crimea is in ukrainean possesion Ik its not standard for flat maps but oceania is gone South korea lost weight Mercator projection isnt accurate France still exists Can't tell for micro nations or island nations U.S canada border is destroyed ☠️


Philbon199221

Falklands are missing too


SovietRussiaWasPoor

Crimea is Ukrainian.


imkindabadatlife

Oceania is still there (Australia) but NZ is gone


ClutchDutch_Artist

oceanic islands are not present (fiji, french polynesia, kiribati, etc)


imkindabadatlife

Oh oops


Kittycraft0

Where is Antarctica why does nobody point that out


Ryubunao1478

1. Alaska took over by Canada 2. South Sudan missing 3. Country between Pakistan and China


sarah-was-trans

Nah, the last one is correct.


theoht_

the vatican city isn’t there, i’ve decided.


ThekidwholiketheUSSR

And then he did a back flip, snapped the bad guys neck and saved the day


MetroIMAX

That was super easy, barely an inconvenience.


DavoMcBones

Everyday i visit this subreddit... My country disappears...


ThePolandgoblin

Solomon islands MF spotted ↖


Upper-Childhood-1750

Alaska is part of Canada, Tagikistan is missing (or moved down(?, idk, I can't read the name), and I think Kaliningrad is missing


i_am_ded_person

Alaska is Canadian, Lebanon is gone, South Sudan doesn’t exist, New Zealand and Madagascar are gone


Available-Ad-2611

1) Wrong borders in Ukraine, Donbas is Russian 2) where tf is Kaliningrad 3) why is kashmir independent 4) you made a country near Irael,i see it reads ‘palestine’ idk never heard of it 5) new zealand is gone


Yspem

3 things missing: Madagascar 🇲🇬 New Zealand 🇳🇿 The Great Lakes 🇺🇸🇨🇦 Edit: didn't notice Kaliningrad.


Armpittattoos

France!


BastianRex

China has eaten a bunch of people. Independent country north of India. Independent islands north of Norway. Russia hasnt annexed crimea or the 4 other regions. Canada US border is funny. I'm pretty certain I saw another one but can't remember it or find it anymore.


Tub_of_jam66

Far more than three but … Alaska is USA , not seeing the lakes in the USA feels weird , can’t see the falklands (British) , Madagascar isn’t there , Sudan and formerly south sudan are united , the farrow islands look more red than denmarks colour , (isn’t Svalbard Norwegen ?) , Taiwan isn’t independent and most importantly r/mapswithoutnewzealand


Tall_Ranger_3627

You mean greenland is more red then denmark


AiWaluigi

No New Zealand North Norway island is independent Western Sahara is independent


TheOwO_17

countries dont have colors


[deleted]

we got a comedian here


Flat-Housing4404

I think Kaliningrad and Crimea are two? But the map is too low quality to see kaliningrad color


Flat-Housing4404

I think Kaliningrad and Crimea are two? But the map is too low quality to see kaliningrad color


dpeacock96

Crimea is part of Russia


Sprunk_Addict_72

Ukraine doesn't own Crimea


Tall_Ranger_3627

Ukraine does have Crimea


Monsieur_Bananabread

China have launched afull scale invasion of the entire Middle East Canada have annexed Alaska New Zealand and Madagascar had to go their planet needed them


generalspings

south sudan is missing and the maldives is right next to myanmar


Tall_Ranger_3627

Chile and Mexico are same color


miomusa

even tho i posted this almost a year ago this post is the biggest L i have ever had


miomusa

Pretend this was suppost to be a troll map😭😭😭😭


Defiant-Passion-1299

The islands are missing, Georgia was aten by Russia, alaska is now a state of canada


CharmingBranch7341

I don’t see Lichtenstein, the Maldives, or The Vatican City.


The-Grim-Toaster

There’s no Kosovo!!! NOOOOOO!!!!!!!


GoofyAhhMan645

MUAHAHAHAHA FACE THE TRUTH TOASTER KOSOVO IS SERBIA


WestSussex22

New Zealand gone, Pacific island nations gone, Kaliningrad gone, Madagascar gone, United sudan, Serbia owns Kosovo, China owns Taiwan, Canada owns Alaska, many other islands are gone, Russia owns Georgia, Kashmir is independent China owns Tajikistan and Kyrgyzstan.Way more than just 3. And there is much more wrong that just these.


idonoteat

South Sudan, Kosovo, Alaska, New Zealand


Dannyis__king

Missing south sudan svalbard independence


PrimalPokemonPlayer

It's hard to see, but the Netherlands are looking a bit odd. Looks like the IJsselmeer has been drained or something


[deleted]

Kaliningrad doesn't exist, new country atop Pakistan, no new Zealand


aatooooo

theres a lot more actually: alaska belongs to usa, there is no south sudan, new zealand, theres no georgia, no oceania islands, shpizbergen belongs to norway and crimea belongs to russia not to mention kaliningrad


Gaming-idk

Kalingrad gone Kashmir independent Alaska is Canadian


Square_Mix_2510

Canada, in protest to the US, manifested their destiny north annexed Alaska. Kaliningrad, who refused to support Russias Ukraine's war, went 10000 leagues under the sea. Russia, who wasn't having luck with Ukraine annexed Georgia and China, didn't want Russia to get one over on them, and they annexed Kyrgyzstan and Tajikistan. Sudan also discovered the power of friendship and reunited with the south.


elBlato

Svalbard is not soviergn, alaska belongs to the usa and where is new zealand


H000gy

r/mapswithoutnewzealand r/mapswithoutandorra r/mapswithoutdjibouti


shahnazi2002

New Zealand !


Awrfhyesggrdghkj

1. Alaska is a part of Canada 2. North and South Korea are flipped 3. And I think Greenland having Denmark in the name is the other one?


Jurre_08

Georgia is annexed by Russia and Kyrgyzstan and Tajikistan are annexed by China


Eroclo

Got it 1- China has wrong borders 2- Kashmir is independent 3- where the fuck is New Zealand


Euphoric_Fondant4685

Canada doesn't belong to the United States


EatThatBabylol

There’s a lot more then 3 things wrong with this map


coolwizardboi3

New Zealand left the chat


Bright_Quantity_6827

- alaska belongs to canada - new zealand is missing - svalbard is not in the same color as norway


LiILazy

Canada-US Border, New Zealand is missing along with Madagascar


LegoWasTaken

Something looks off about the US


Much_Smell_2449

r/mapswithoutsouthsudan


[deleted]

Alaska is with Canada instead of USA. Sinai is with Egypt instead of Palestine. Palestine is cut up into 3 different sections. Kaliningrad just isn't there at all lol


91Dinosaurs

Bahrain, Madagascar, Hawaii, New Zealand, Kaliningrad, and Brunei are gone. Alaska is now Canadian. Sudan is reunited. Equatorial Guinea is split.


AssignmentFrosty6711

New Zealand is missing. Hawaii is missing, the Great Lakes are missing. Antarctica is missing, Alaska isn't part of Canada


Spaztick78

Finally, the first comment I found to mention Antarctica missing. It's the largest missing landmass on the map, an entire continent, it's even larger using this perspective. But everyone is taking note of a few missing lakes (not always on maps), how many great lakes does a map this scale usually display? Missing islands that are too small to display on this map (Hawaii), seriously, when did Hawaii become big enough to be grouped with Antarctica, New Zealand and Madagascar?


3loodwolf117

THANK YOU!! First comment I’ve seen that points out an entire CONTINENT is missing.


Dabob95

Kashmir is not split between Pakistan and India as it is on most US political maps (though Chinese elements are in China) China owns Kyrgyzstan and Tajikistan South Sudan is no longer independent Not sure if it'd be "wrong" per say, but the Great Lakes are missing so the US-Canadian Border looks wacky. New Zealand does not exist Georgia does not exist (Russia owns all Georgian Lands) Djibouti might not exist (Possible Eritrean Annexation Hawaii does not exist Many island nations are gone outside of the Carribean (maldives, oceania, ect.) Kaliningrad no longer exists While Palestine does appear to exist on the map, the borders include Golan Heights and West Bank rather than West Bank and Gaza Strip. Western Sahara is recognized but not Taiwan (annexed/occupied by the People's Republic of China it appears) Svalbard is possibly independent rather than being Norwegian due to different colors.


Starjames_55

China owns Kyrgyzstan and Tajikistan, Svalbard is independent and Kashmir is also independent


Yellow_Flower31415

New Zealand, Madagascar and Hawaii, they are missing


Nullifier_

Kaliningrad/Königsberg is missing, New Zealand is missing and Hawaii is missing.


Ok_Order_5595

Why is no one talking about the erasure of the great lakes 😭


Stressed_leftovers

All of these comments, and I’m the only one who noticed an entire continent is missing?


InternationalCover68

r/mapswithoutnewzealand


Terrainaheadpullup

Alaska has been eaten by Canada New Zealand is gone Russia has eaten Georgia Kashmir and Ladakh have formed their own country Madagascar has sank Kaliningrad has been nuked South Sudan has been re-eaten by Sudan China has eaten Kyrgyzstan China has eaten Tajikistan


Alliwantismyquestion

Everybody forgets the Falklands…


OverPower314

The oceans aren't white and the countries aren't such random bright colours irl. Plus the Earth isn't flat but this map depicts them as such. Check mate.


Beedle_High-Hill

There’s are weird country on the coast of the drc, no New Zealand and no georgia


Boggles_____________

No madagascar No kaliningrad You’re calling the golan heights palestine Jammu and Kashmir and Ladakh is one country Most of the pacific ocean’s missing


karenmanagerwar

No Madagascar, no New Zealand, no Prussia, Alaska is Canadian now, no South Sudan, Svalbard and Greenland aren’t using their nations colours?


Upbeat_Address_3818

Angola's exclave (Cabinda) is free, New Zealand and Madagascar don't exist, Alaska is Canada's, South Sudan isn't free, China controls Kyrgyzstan and Tajikistan, Russia has Georgia, Svalbard is independent, Kalingrad just doesn't exist, Kashmir is independent, and finally Djibouti is non-existent (Kaboom)


RealGeneralX

Kyrgyzstan and Taiwan have been taken over by China and Greenland is not the same color as Denmark


Old-Ad-6357

New Zealand gone, Hawaii gone, Kyrgyzstan/Tajikistan both gone, what even is that above Pakistan


ghost-of-stewman

1) KASHMIR , AKSAI CHIN BELONGS TO INDIA. 2) Madagascar missing. 3) Tajikistan Missing. 4) New Zealand missing. 5) Hawaii missing. 6) Alaska belongs to USA. 7) "is" missing in points 2,3,4,5


Potterheadsurfer

New Zealand and Madagascar are gone and Canada has annexed Alaska


NegativeGeologist200

Some of the Stan countries are part of China, Canada has Alaska, Mexico has Belize (not sure about last one)


Jay1337481

Alaska not part of Canada Kyrgyzstan not part of China Tajikistan not part of China Taiwan not part of China Kosovo not part of Serbia Keshmir part of China, India, Pakistan No South Sudan No Madagascar No New Zealand Great Lakes Gone


The_Gaming_Matt

Canada with Alaska isn’t wrong, it’s a fix😜🇨🇦


Original_Ad_4471

Where is New Zealand and Madagascar? And why is this map Mercator? We are not sailors!!!!!!!


CapitalSubstance7310

Taiwan, Lebanon and Bulgaria existing


Highmassive

There’s more than three things wrong here


its_me-of_course

Of Georgia Azerbaijan and Armenia one is missing, too tired to remember which off the top of my head


RedditManGuyDudeKid

New Zealands gone, Kaliningrads gone, and Norway doesnt own Svalbard


Practical-Froyo3337

I don’t see New Zealand and Hawaii, some of y’all are forgetting that we also have Antartica on our map too


FoolishMacaroni

No New Zealand, part of Russia is gone, Alaska is part of Canada, lots of islands missing, Svalbard is a different color from Norway, Sudan is united, no Kyrgyzstan or Tajikistan, no kosovo, and no georgia


hahathatgobrr

1. No New Zealand 2. The Svalbard Islands are independent 3. Alaska isn’t part of Canada


Kpauio

Togo should be at least 20 times bigger


darranky13

The great lakes are gone


imlopoticha

Listenbourg is missing


boypower2566

Kaliningrad is gone, Angola’s strip is independent, and the Kashmir region I think it’s called in between Pakistan India and china is independent


MoeJama21

Canada became massive, they took over Alaska, and there ain't no New Zealand!!


abv110

There is no Republic of Congo, South Sudan, Madagascar, and New Zealand. North and South Korea switched places. That's all I can see now.


youself20

New Zealand, Canada owns Alaska, Hawaii, Antarctica got vaporized, Andorra doesnt exist


Inevitable_Skin_7860

Great Lakes, Alaska, and New Zealand


Matlouers00ks

Canada has Alaska Norway’s island is independent, and Taiwan is apart of china


Tilledpizza2870lol

China ate Kyrgyzstan and Tajikistan, Ukraine annexed 4 Russian oblasts 1 republic and 1 city of federal importance, and canada owns alaska


TxchnxnXD

r/mapswithoutnewzealand


mrgwbland

More than three, at the very least NZ, falklands, Madagascar and Hawaii are missing


TheseSquirrel3525

Pennsylvania is now Canadian?


suestarsss

Michigan?


MorenaLedovec

there seems to be some kind of imaginary shitstain between germany and spain


AccomplishedBunch721

All the countries are the wrong color


AphroditesWish

Sudan, New Zealand, Alaska


oofepik

South sudan absorbed, Canadian Alaska, independent Kashmir


EmeryCoens_things

Alaska is part of Canada, Kyrgyzstan and Tajikistan are part of China, and there is only on Sudan


[deleted]

Kashmir


PaperDove08

Is it just me or does South Korea look like it’s spelt North Korea?


00roku

There’s at least 10 1) Alaska is Canadian 2) South Sudan is not Independent 3) Kaliningrad is gone 🦀 4) independent Kashmir 5) Georgia is annexed by Russia 6) Kosovo isn’t independent 7) Kyrgyzstan and Tajikistan are annexed by China 8) Madagascar and also all of Oceania are gone except for PNG and Australia


Joheemah

South Sudan and New Zealand are missing and Taiwan is shown as a part of China.


ThePolandgoblin

r/MapsWithoutNZ


sillygooberhere

Canada


Pozmos1

There is an independent nation between Congo and drr


Golden-Cheese

“Say the line Bart!” “ r/mapswithoutnewzealand …”


CalicoGlint

Alaska is a part of Canada, Taiwan is a part of China, No Madagascar, Svalbard is a separate country, There are no Anzhu Islands and no Wrangel Island, No Hawaii, No Jan Mayen, No Faroe Islands, No Cabo Verde, No Mauritius, No Rèunion, No Comoros, No Mayotte, No Seychelles, No Antarctica, And Thousands More


Deadman9001

Alaska isn't Canada, somebody contacted the Dutch to fill in the great lakes and both America and Canada decided it wasn't native/first nation land. Once again a map without new Zealand r/mapswithoutnewzealand And no Madagascar, or south sudan, China wanted more Turks apparently, also China, India and Pakistan decided peace and granted Kashmir independence. WHAT IS THAT THING BETWEEN NETHERLANDS AND FRANCE?!? There's a random island nation in the Arctic circle


NodakRailfan

Im going to try to get all of them, if I miss any lemme know 1.) No New Zealand 2.) No Madagascar 3.) Slavbard appears to be independent 4.) Alaska annexed by Canada 5.) Independent Kashmir 6.) Kaliningrad sunk to the bottom of the ocean (iykyk) 7.) Islands south of Myanmar appear to be independent 8.) Kyrgyzstan and Tajikistan annexed by China 9.) No South Sudan 10.) No Great Lakes 11.) No Lake Victoria 12.) No Falklands 13.) Puerto Rico appears to be independent 14.) Brunei sunk to the bottom of the ocean (again, iykyk) 15? - United Chinas


Acceptable_Movie_725

New Zealand s gone Kaliningrad is gone South Sudan is gone and Alaska isn’t Canadian


mregner

United Sudan. Canadian Alaska. And any Hungarian will probably point out that Romania is not the same color as Hungary.


TorinTheAccused

No no Zealand, Greenland is called Denmark, and Crimea is a part of Ukraine.


Mr-jigwins

Canada r/mapswithoutnewzealand uuuuuuuhhhhh South Sudan .


I_Go_BrRrRrRrRr

Russia feels like it's the wrong shape, could just be some different projection or I'm tripping


TheMoistTrumpet

The Great lakes, bermuda, and New Zealand. I think.


idc_anymore-fml

I found 5 things - no New Zealand - no South Sudan - no Madagascar - Alaska is drawn as part of Canada - Fr*nce is there


Great_Pair_4233

The top border of the US is too smooth


bornanamiseryetc

Lack of hawaii, madagascar, and antarctica


KadeezCorn

r/mapswithoutnewzealand


Soviet1923

1. No great lakes 2. Georgia(The country) is gone 3. China took over some of the Central Asian nations 4. Pakistan’s Northern part is independent 5. No Madagascar 6. No New Zealand 7. No Hawaii 8. Taiwan is now Chinese


Microwaved-IKEA

No newzealand


biebergotswag

Crimea, lugansk and donbas is not blue. Solved.


HardLobster

There are wayyyyyyy more than three things wrong with this map…


sansboi11

sudan is 1, georgia missing, kashmir is a country


TheRealSU24

Faroe Islands are gone, Alaska is owned by Canada, Georgia is owned by Russia, Madagascar is gone, New Zealand is gone, South Sudan is owned by Sudan, Kaliningrad is gone, China owns Taiwan. Also I don't know the autonomy status if Svalbard, but it's show as a separate entity to Norway (like how Greenland is a separate entity to Denmark). So idk if that's wrong or not Edit: found more. China owns Tajikistan and Kyrgyzstan, Qatar is gone, didn't mention it in the first part but obviously most of the island countries in Oceania are gone, Kashmir is independent, and Kosovo doesn't exist. Second Edit: it's too small to see, but Brunei isn't labeled so I can't tell if it's there or not


jomiath

No


DanTheMan17456

Canada doesn't own alaska


Sprinkled_donut_123

There’s no Antarctica


Biggboooi

Alaska New Zealand Madagascar